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Title: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 31, 2010, 01:47:20 AM
I don't usually get the train and when I got it yesterday I was shocked to find out there were no toilets on the whole train. It was a 50 min train ride and 10 mins in I was almost pissing my pants so I went to the end of one of the carriages and there was a little secret pocket thing in one of the corners. So I took a great piss there and came out to find my piss had trickled out from the corner and run onto some girls that were sitting on the ground  :D
I went and hid a few carriages up. 5 mins later 4 train staff politely escorted me off the train  ;D
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: disturbia on January 31, 2010, 01:49:53 AM
weeeeeeeeeee

thats fukin beautiful
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: kiwiol on January 31, 2010, 02:00:00 AM
ROFL
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: webcake on January 31, 2010, 02:28:43 AM
well, when you gotta go.....
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 31, 2010, 02:37:49 AM
No toilets on the train? NZ sounds like a 3th world country
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: webcake on January 31, 2010, 02:40:06 AM
well in fairness, trains have only been around for about 6 months in NZ.....
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: Tapeworm on January 31, 2010, 02:42:06 AM
You should sue.  Endangering your health.  You could have had a bladder burst.  Mental anguish.  The scarring embarrassment of meeting your physical need has now left you unable to urinate at all.

Your honor, my client is me.  He is you.  He is every man who ever desperately needed a piss and was denied his human rights by a callous and uncaring Department of Transportation.
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: Tapeworm on January 31, 2010, 02:44:59 AM
Btw if you'd hung it out between the carriages and nailed some cars at a crossing... or better yet some pedestrians, that would be a story.
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: kiwiol on January 31, 2010, 02:46:17 AM
You should sue.  Endangering your health.  You could have had a bladder burst.  Mental anguish.  The scarring embarrassment of meeting your physical need has now left you unable to urinate at all.

Your honor, my client is me.  He is you.  He is every man who ever desperately needed a piss and was denied his human rights by a callous and uncaring Department of Transportation.

Soundness would've advocated a different strategy.

But good point nonetheless.
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: Tapeworm on January 31, 2010, 02:52:13 AM
First they say you can't drive drunk.  So you get on the train after 9 or 10 pints.  And?

It's engineered this way.  Someone, somewhere, is laughing his ass off.  >:(
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: WillGrant on January 31, 2010, 06:14:14 AM
I don't usually get the train and when I got it yesterday I was shocked to find out there were no toilets on the whole train. It was a 50 min train ride and 10 mins in I was almost pissing my pants so I went to the end of one of the carriages and there was a little secret pocket thing in one of the corners. So I took a great piss there and came out to find my piss had trickled out from the corner and run onto some girls that were sitting on the ground  :D
I went and hid a few carriages up. 5 mins later 4 train staff politely escorted me off the train  ;D
hahahahahahaha  ;D
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: SusanFitness on January 31, 2010, 07:12:53 AM
you guys are lucky. you can whip your dicks out and take a quick leak most anywhere. we have to squat and sometimes get splashback from our pesky labia.
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: io856 on January 31, 2010, 07:14:39 AM
HAHAAHHAHAHA thats fucking brilliant!
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: io856 on January 31, 2010, 07:20:15 AM
she's fucking amazing.

you guys are lucky. you can whip your dicks out and take a quick leak most anywhere. we have to squat and sometimes get splashback from our pesky labia.
::)
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: SusanFitness on January 31, 2010, 07:32:43 AM
::)

is there a problem, "io856"? can't a girl comment on another girl's looks? ::)
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: affeman on January 31, 2010, 07:35:23 AM
::)

Are you implying that there might be the possibility that "SusanFitness" is a shabby lil gimmick, "io856"??
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: SusanFitness on January 31, 2010, 07:39:55 AM
Are you implying that there might be the possibility that "SusanFitness" is a shabby lil gimmick, "io856"??

does the "less than zero" apply to the length in inches of your penis, "halfman"? ;D
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: Topskin69 on January 31, 2010, 07:40:37 AM
you guys are lucky. you can whip your dicks out and take a quick leak most anywhere. we have to squat and sometimes get splashback from our pesky labia.

Sure thing Dave!  :D
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: affeman on January 31, 2010, 07:45:12 AM
does the "less than zero" apply to the length in inches of your penis, "halfman"? ;D

Great to have u back, Dave. Is Walmart closed on Sundays? ;D
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: WillGrant on January 31, 2010, 07:14:50 PM
sometimes get splashback from our pesky labia.
Can you post pics of this happening to you please  :D
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: Nibbles on February 12, 2010, 10:10:14 PM

(http://lizditz.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/drunk_pissed_pants400.jpg)
sister?  close cousin?
Title: Re: Took a piss on the train yesterday
Post by: phreak on April 22, 2010, 05:18:02 AM
I tried taking a piss on a train once. Kept falling off.  >:(