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Title: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2010, 04:43:02 PM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Nails on February 02, 2010, 04:49:13 PM
I did a while back, She would like to have me meet her at an empty mall and fuck in the back seat of her cruiser, BiATch was annoying, always thought she was tuff shit, I hated her and her cop coworkers hypocrites pieces of SHIETS would get shiET faced and drive home drunk after the bar
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 02, 2010, 04:49:39 PM
Hmm. Kinda related. I did date a prison guard a while back. Very regimented, and the job stress was out of this world. I like a drink or two (or three) but when I went over to her place, I had to do everything. Got old real fast.  :-\
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: stormshadow on February 02, 2010, 04:50:27 PM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

Depends, I was flirting with a female cop (lousy at her job as far as establishing authority) who was off duty at the club, so I don't think it would have been a big deal.

Now if it is a female officer that is a hardass, I think that would be a different story.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2010, 05:09:08 PM
So far the general consensus is that there is caution to it.  The stress, the issues, affect women differently than men, becuase the women have to prove themselves daily, especially the pretty and petite ones.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: johnnynoname on February 02, 2010, 05:21:16 PM
parker,

your situation sounds like every other scenario i fantasize about in my head when my "spank bank" is running low and i need to rely on my imagination for my beat off material

congrats
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on February 02, 2010, 05:24:20 PM
first off very rarely have I seen that many attractive female cops.  The ones that are attractive and doing that job are usually a little posessive, controlling, and psycho.  I.e. major girls.  If you do manage to land a hot one (knowing you from here chances are probably slim to none) she will be telling you how to jump with you asking how high.  Not all female cops are like that but not all are very good looking either.  I would think like female nurses because of what they have to deal with on a daily basis are pretty freaky sexually and usually good fucks.  It's like they take out all their frustration and stress with a good hard cock up their snatch.  Or like johnny up their ass!  :)
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on February 02, 2010, 05:25:54 PM
I know a female cop that I wanted to bang. She came into my business a few times and we would flirt, but I would never pull the trigger cause I didn't know about gettin involved with a cop.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on February 02, 2010, 05:28:21 PM
I know a female cop that I wanted to bang. She came into my business a few times and we would flirt, but I would never pull the trigger cause I didn't know about gettin involved with a cop.

She probably didn't want to get "involved" with you.  Probably just needed some random dick to satisfy her.   ::)
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on February 02, 2010, 05:33:29 PM
She probably didn't want to get "involved" with you.  Probably just needed some random dick to satisfy her.   ::)

Never will know. I have some cops as friends and if the female cops are anything like them then I don't want anything to do with them.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Marty Champions on February 02, 2010, 05:34:18 PM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

yes i hooked up with a female sargent i beleive, she offerd me a helicopter ride after we had sex, i wasnt really interested in messing with her again. she was only a 6.0 on hotness maybe 5.8. , i kinda sorta enjoyed it but wanted to get far away thouh cause she was much older maybe 42 or so and i was 21? So nothing special but praise be to god for another lay to chalk up
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 02, 2010, 05:51:06 PM
yes i hooked up with a female sargent i beleive, she offerd me a helicopter ride after we had sex, i wasnt really interested in messing with her again. she was only a 6.0 on hotness maybe 5.8. , i kinda sorta enjoyed it but wanted to get far away thouh cause she was much older maybe 42 or so and i was 21? So nothing special but praise be to god for another lay to chalk up
Like John baptizing Jesus in the Jordan.   :)
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Marty Champions on February 02, 2010, 06:44:08 PM
Like John baptizing Jesus in the Jordan.   :)


as im listening to the christian radio station , simultaniously it said "Like John baptizing Jesus"at the same time AS I read what u just wrote!!! honestly thats pretty incredible the power of god
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2010, 09:01:10 PM
first off very rarely have I seen that many attractive female cops.  The ones that are attractive and doing that job are usually a little posessive, controlling, and psycho.  I.e. major girls.  If you do manage to land a hot one (knowing you from here chances are probably slim to none) she will be telling you how to jump with you asking how high.  Not all female cops are like that but not all are very good looking either.  I would think like female nurses because of what they have to deal with on a daily basis are pretty freaky sexually and usually good fucks.  It's like they take out all their frustration and stress with a good hard cock up their snatch.  Or like johnny up their ass!  :)
Well, I seen my fair share of attrative cops, and I have landed some attractive women. And my job requires me to "stick to my guns". So telling me to jump, don't work to well with me...I'm very stubborn with certain things, as I have been told, much o the frustration of some women.

But i like the freaky part, my question is how do you deal with the fact that she's a cop? Why is she a cop, and were you intimidated by the fact that she is a cop? You can't illegal stuff, or is there always a "keep one eye open" type of mentality when dealing with her...

JNN: "Ms. Officer, Ms. Officer, I'm gonna beat the brakes off of ya"
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 02, 2010, 10:01:15 PM
I did. She was a bit too manly in some respects. Didn't like to back down in arguements etc. A woman needs to know her place and be quiet when a man says be quiet.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Luv2Hurt on February 03, 2010, 04:46:37 AM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

"Control issues"  LOL thats what all women who think they got it figured out say.  "he's got control issues"  Fu#k that bitch, your life is out of control!
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2010, 05:16:45 AM
"Control issues"  LOL thats what all women who think they got it figured out say.  "he's got control issues"  Fu#k that bitch, your life is out of control!
Ha, correct.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 03, 2010, 05:26:40 AM
"Control issues"  LOL thats what all women who think they got it figured out say.  "he's got control issues"  Fu#k that bitch, your life is out of control!

Yes I have 'intimacy issues' and become 'withdrawn' when a woman is an eternally dissatisfied argument machine.  I probably need therapy.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on February 03, 2010, 05:42:07 AM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?


 F*cking an "FEMALE" FBI agent in the ass, can call that a date?

 

 
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2010, 05:46:42 AM

 F*cking an "FEMALE" FBI agent in the ass, can call that a date?

 

 
No, that was just fucking. Or, Fucking, Butt, Investigation, foe short.
Dating, like going out, and yes fucking.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on February 03, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
No, that was just fucking. Or, Fucking, Butt, Investigation, foe short.
Dating, like going out, and yes fucking.


 Well... so then I can not help you with your question. lol
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 03, 2010, 06:13:57 AM
I did,she was fond of cocaine infact
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 03, 2010, 06:17:47 AM
Hmm. Kinda related. I did date a prison guard a while back. Very regimented, and the job stress was out of this world. I like a drink or two (or three) but when I went over to her place, I had to do everything. Got old real fast.  :-\
wow . prison guard

you must be one slick dude judging by the "quality " of women you dated  :-\
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 03, 2010, 06:20:03 AM
wow . prison guard

you must be one slick dude judging by the "quality " of women you dated  :-\
The only women youve ever had sex with are prostitutes or family
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: slacker on February 03, 2010, 06:21:48 AM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?
If your just laying the pipe to her then who cares,  However I know many female officers and they all gave control issues.  And seeing that they are working in a mans world they are always trying to prove themselves.. Mental issues, control issues and drama.  I say if it gets seious..... RUN
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Pet shop boys on February 03, 2010, 06:25:36 AM
This is getBig ....if you want this thread to work, dating a "male" cop should b the question.(no homo)



Wooosshshshshshshshshshs
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Method101 on February 03, 2010, 06:32:12 AM
I did,she was fond of cocaine infact
you are a real fucking lowlife huh?

Race mixer and druggie.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Flexb on February 03, 2010, 06:35:31 AM
Yea, I'd be careful. If you dump her you could be in for it  :D
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: CalvinH on February 03, 2010, 06:37:59 AM
One again looking for advice from the Get Big Casanova's...
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: George Whorewell on February 03, 2010, 06:39:44 AM
As a fellow race mixer and druggie-- I still wouldn't date a cop if you paid me.

Think about it-- If shes a crazy bitch that gets attached easily and has psycho tendencies, do you really want to be on a female cops shit list- knowing personal stuff about you, bothering your new gf, having her cop buddies run your license plate to see if you owe any tickets etc.?

Plus, most cops are holier than thou fuckwads that take the whole cop attitude thing off duty with them. Who knows if recreational drug use, or being friends with recreational drug users, having bootleg DVD's, cheating on your taxes, driving drunk or any other relatively minor infraction of the law might set her off. Im sure she would be doing it for "your own good".

Sex, only if she was hott and I didn't get the vibe that I was going to regret it afterward because officer vag would try to mess my life up afterward.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 03, 2010, 06:40:07 AM
you are a real fucking lowlife huh?

Race mixer and druggie.
Ive never taken recreational drugs
Regards race mixing...See Irish girls are mostly disgusting looking,most of them that are nice looking are full of themselves because they dont look like standard Irish,therefore I have a beautiful japanese girl
You are a jobless,fatherless,muscleless,ginger shut-in
Fuck off with your green t-shirt
You stupid fucking bastard (bastard is someone with an absent father,you are a bastard)
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: polychronopolous on February 03, 2010, 06:42:09 AM
Ive never taken recreational drugs
Regards race mixing...See Irish girls are mostly disgusting looking,most of them that are nice looking are full of themselves because they dont look like standard Irish,therefore I have a beautiful japanese girl
You are a jobless,fatherless,muscleless,ginger shut-in
Fuck off with your green t-shirt
You stupid fucking bastard (bastard is someone with an absent father,you are a bastard)


 ;D
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Method101 on February 03, 2010, 12:00:43 PM
Ive never taken recreational drugs
Regards race mixing...See Irish girls are mostly disgusting looking,most of them that are nice looking are full of themselves because they dont look like standard Irish,therefore I have a beautiful japanese girl
You are a jobless,fatherless,muscleless,ginger shut-in
Fuck off with your green t-shirt
You stupid fucking bastard (bastard is someone with an absent father,you are a bastard)

So you admit you had to resort to purchasing a thai bride because the Irish women's standards were too high for you.

Most Irish girls are disgusting? This is coming from the guy who has a face like a bulldog chewing rocks, high blood pressure resulting in red skin, a expensive drug habbit which you rely on to keep your physique looking half decent, and you own some shitty supplement shop. I bet it's like Open All Hours at that fucking place.
 :D

(http://www.davidjason.info/images/open-all-hours-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: disco_stu on February 03, 2010, 01:08:19 PM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

no, no one has ever dated a female cop before. you are the first ever.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 03, 2010, 01:19:13 PM
What a bunch of insecure fucking pussies.  I "dated" a lady cop.  Real looker. She was fit , hot and sexy.  We fucked for about a month and then we just stopped calling each other.  Maybe went on one actual date.  She wasn't a kunt like some tried to point out.  She was strong willed but a fucking beast in the sack.  Loved it.  Plus she had a nicely coiffed pussy.  Gotta love it.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: johnnynoname on February 03, 2010, 01:22:10 PM
i just want to date a female cop just so i can show her that I too am a cop........on the weekends.....and i have pants that rip away



after that, i'm gonna date a female firefighter, a pizzagirl and a masked lover girl
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on February 03, 2010, 01:56:36 PM
I know a few police women, and they're quite down to earth, not the drama type girls you all speak of.  Could it be that there's some stereotyping and DIY psychology thrown around too much?
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 03, 2010, 02:19:35 PM
So you admit you had to resort to purchasing a thai bride because the Irish women's standards were too high for you.

Most Irish girls are disgusting? This is coming from the guy who has a face like a bulldog chewing rocks, high blood pressure resulting in red skin, a expensive drug habbit which you rely on to keep your physique looking half decent, and you own some shitty supplement shop. I bet it's like Open All Hours at that fucking place.
 :D

Very successful shop and website infact
High blood pressure is something I never have
Yeah Irish girls arent into me  ::)
How the fuck can you even attempt to take the piss out of me
Here you are
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Option D on February 03, 2010, 02:20:01 PM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

lil wayne did
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Option D on February 03, 2010, 02:22:15 PM
Hey…
Hey...Yeah
Hey...Yeahh
Hey, Hey, Hey
(Valentino) Woo, Woo, Wooo…(Yeah, Yeahh)...Yea, Yea, Yeaa
(Yeah, Yeahh) Woo, Woo, Wooo…(Yeah)...Yea, Yea, Yeaa
(Yeahh) Woo, Woo, Wooo...Yea, Yea, Yeaa
(Yeah) Woo, Woo, (Yeahh) Wooo...Bobby Valentino


(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya (Yeah)
We can hear the angels calling us (Chea)
We can see the sunrise before us (Yeah)
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
(She know what I mean) I make it say
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Wee)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Wee)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Hey)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Hahaha)
I'll make ya say

(Lil Wayne)
(Yeahh)...Doin a buck in the latest drop
I got stopped by a lady cop
Ha Ha...she got me thinking I can date a cop
Ha Ha...cause her uniform pants are so tight
She read me my rights
She put me in the car, she cut off all the lights
She said I had the right to remain silent
Now I got her hollerin sounding like a siren
Talkin bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea)
And I know she the law, and she know I’m the bar
And she know I get high above the law
And she know I’m raw, she know I'm from the street
And all she want me to do is fuck the police
Talkin bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee...(Yea)


(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us (Yeahh)
We can see the sunrise before us (Umm)
And when I’m in that thang, I’ll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Heey)…
I’ll make ya say...

(Lil Wayne)
Ha Ha...And after we got done
I said lady what’s ya number she said 911
Haaa...emergency only
Hey doctor perform surgery on me
Yeahh...and now I’m healed
I make her wear nothing but handcuffs and heels
And I beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop
Ha Haaa...beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby said beat it like a cop
But I ain't tryin'na be violent
But I’ll do the time but her love is timeless
Mrs. Officer…
I know you wish ya name was Mrs. Carter huh?...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, like a cop car…


(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I’m in that thang, I’ll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee…
I’ll make ya say...


(Bobby Valentino)
Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer
Tell your lieutenant get them cuffs off of ya
I'm kid kid...my face on every wanted poster
I'm wanted by every lady cop all over
That ass so big I catch a battery to hold ya
My hands so big you thought I told ya to pull it over
She pulled me over...pulled me out the Rover
Then she pulled me closer...do me in the back of the car
Put me in handcuffs start ripping my pants off
(Sorry ya but the dispatcher is...)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee


(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I’m in that thang, I’ll make that body sang
I make it say...

(Bobby Valentino)
Maybe you can lock me up and throw away the key
Call your sergeant and tell him you can't finish your shift…
Cause it's on…tonight..
Breakfast in bed turns to breakfast and head
And I can’t wait to get it on...
I wanna do it all night long...Mrs. Officer

(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I’m in that thang, I’ll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
I’ll make you say...
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 03, 2010, 03:51:18 PM
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Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: SaltShaker on February 03, 2010, 03:52:52 PM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?
i used to bang a female cop, she was 29 and was actually good looking. no drawback... sma eas every other chick
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: io856 on February 03, 2010, 03:57:09 PM
I have seen some REALLY sexy femme cops before but they are usually gay and walk in a manly strut.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2010, 03:59:23 PM
Thanks big mal. Actually Im throwing the scenario out here, not because I am going to or I am already
dating a female cop. It's that me  and a female friend of mine got into a discussion about men dating women in traditional "masculine" jobs. And how that plays on the relationship. Especially if she is one of those pretty and petite cops.
I was asking about others experiences, did they notice anything? Was this woman off the hook mentally? Was she a freak because of her authority and the fact that she is dealing with crooked males all day, so now is her turn to "punish" them and getting rid of the sexual tension as well.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Devon97 on February 03, 2010, 06:43:19 PM
first off very rarely have I seen that many attractive female cops.  The ones that are attractive and doing that job are usually a little posessive, controlling, and psycho.  I.e. major girls.  If you do manage to land a hot one (knowing you from here chances are probably slim to none) she will be telling you how to jump with you asking how high.  Not all female cops are like that but not all are very good looking either.  I would think like female nurses because of what they have to deal with on a daily basis are pretty freaky sexually and usually good fucks.  It's like they take out all their frustration and stress with a good hard cock up their snatch.  Or like johnny up their ass!  :)

LOL cut Parker some slack!  ;D

He is just working his game, thats all.

What is your next move Parker and have you consulted QB ?
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: balight on February 03, 2010, 06:47:08 PM
There is no such thing as "female friend".
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: johnnynoname on February 03, 2010, 06:59:37 PM
seriously parker, this is some hot shit

good job
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: marty31672 on February 03, 2010, 07:01:00 PM
Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

i only dated my wife before
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Spoony Luv on February 03, 2010, 10:26:59 PM
As a fellow race mixer and druggie-- I still wouldn't date a cop if you paid me.

Think about it-- If shes a crazy bitch that gets attached easily and has psycho tendencies, do you really want to be on a female cops shit list- knowing personal stuff about you, bothering your new gf, having her cop buddies run your license plate to see if you owe any tickets etc.?

Plus, most cops are holier than thou fuckwads that take the whole cop attitude thing off duty with them. Who knows if recreational drug use, or being friends with recreational drug users, having bootleg DVD's, cheating on your taxes, driving drunk or any other relatively minor infraction of the law might set her off. Im sure she would be doing it for "your own good".

Sex, only if she was hott and I didn't get the vibe that I was going to regret it afterward because officer vag would try to mess my life up afterward.

X2

Anyone who goes near a female cop gets everything they deserve...For fuck sakes we all know male cops all have fucking issues thats why they become cops...Female cops shouldn't even fucking exist imop...Or at the very least the person giving them the psych test should be fucking fired on the spot for complete douchebaggery...And if you find a female cop who happens to be a mudshark, holy fucking shit run for the fucking hillz...Daddy issue's, race issue's, control issue's etc etc etc...However some men just happen to be gluttons for punishment...How could these types of women actually give a fuck about any kind of emotional problem a man is going to have? They are going to see babies killed on a highway, men beating women, drug addicts jerking off Walmart bathrooms...Do you really believe they could ever tap into any of your emotional needs? These types of women should be put out of their misery...I would rather father a drug addicted retarded child then have to watch my daughter grown up and become a female/mudshark cop...True story

In closing...You don't ever date them...Go ahead and fuck them but for christ sakes don't date them...Thats why they have 25-45 year old all female softball leagues...Thats where "they" find their dates...
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2010, 11:38:52 PM
LOL cut Parker some slack!  ;D

He is just working his game, thats all.

What is your next move Parker and have you consulted QB ?

Ahhh, can't "move" until I see that person again. ;)

Balight, you may be right to some extent, but  Usher did a song, "Lovers and Friends", catch my drift?

JNN, yes, it is hot, but like G. Whorewell said- a Pandera's Box of problems may result. 
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 04, 2010, 12:17:34 AM
Nope, but I've dated a girl who was in the military. Guess it is kind of similar
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 12:26:26 AM
Nope, but I've dated a girl who was in the military. Guess it is kind of similar
Yep, similar. What were the pros and cons?
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: G_Thang on February 04, 2010, 12:56:43 AM
Yep, similar. What were the pros and cons?

Pros: Women...that's it

Cons: Unlike other women...cops co-workers can flex muscle on your a$$.  :)

Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 04, 2010, 01:47:16 AM
Yep, similar. What were the pros and cons?

pros:
- she was very decisive in her actions
- she was not a cry baby.. tough mentality
- she could take care of herself


cons:
- had a little trouble showing affection
- was a bit too dominating sometimes.. I got sick of that
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 01:50:27 AM
Pros: Women...that's it

Cons: Unlike other women...cops co-workers can flex muscle on your a$$.  :)


Here's the thing, with my job, they can only flex so much (Hand washes the other hand ;))
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Chevron427 on February 04, 2010, 04:00:49 AM
Hmm. Kinda related. I did date a prison guard a while back. Very regimented, and the job stress was out of this world. I like a drink or two (or three) but when I went over to her place, I had to do everything. Got old real fast.  :-\

Include being the woman in the relationship...
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 04, 2010, 04:07:38 AM
Hmm. Kinda related. I did date a prison guard a while back. Very regimented, and the job stress was out of this world. I like a drink or two (or three) but when I went over to her place, I had to do everything. Got old real fast.  :-\

This post has been haunting me.  I can't figure out if you mean she sat around drinking while you made dinner, or if you mean she got so intoxicated you had to do everything, just workin like a dog to get her off.

May I pry?
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: kyomu on February 04, 2010, 04:24:06 AM
Never.
But I wish i could.
I love strong woman.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 04, 2010, 05:39:56 AM
The problem with dating a female cop, if you argue or break up they could plant some stuff on you and get you arrested.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Method101 on February 04, 2010, 07:18:57 AM
I hate "strong" women, i like the women who act feminine and affectionate, not loud and boisterous.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: SGT BARNES on February 04, 2010, 07:42:23 AM
cool
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 10:56:39 AM
The problem with dating a female cop, if you argue or break up they could plant some stuff on you and get you arrested.
So a "strong" woman turns into a crooked cop, or reverts back to being a typical woman who has the means and wherewithal to ruin you?
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 04, 2010, 10:58:08 AM
So a "strong" woman turns into a crooked cop, or reverts back to being a typical woman who has the means and wherewithal to ruin you?
Bingo man.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Option D on February 04, 2010, 11:02:46 AM
Bingo man.
lol..this is a funny thread
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 11:09:18 AM
lol..this is a funny thread
Imagine if Lil Wayne actually got with a female cop. His name would be "Lil Bitch" at the house. His hair is longer than most females. And the woman would probably pull it and he would actually scream Bobby Valentino's chorus.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: G_Thang on February 04, 2010, 11:12:23 AM
So a "strong" woman turns into a crooked cop, or reverts back to being a typical woman who has the means and wherewithal to ruin you?

I've been down that road before.

your best commentary of the week...parker.  you are officially evolving beyond brasil.   
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 11:26:02 AM
I've been down that road before.

your best commentary of the week...parker.  you are officially evolving beyond brasil.   
Mang, I've been evolving beyond Brasil :).
But, it's good to do so, as Evolution of thought means evolution of actions. When the mind and body match maturation levels, that's when the real shit starts to flow!
Speaking of Flow, why does Pitbull think that he's the only rapper "who speaks English and Spanish and do a record with Lil Wayne, Paul Wall, Rick Ross, Trick Daddy, and then go back and do a record with Enrique Iglesias or Shakira", when in fact there is Fat Joe and his posse. And had Big Pun been alive, one could say him. I like Fat Joe's flow better as well.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 04, 2010, 12:03:47 PM
Never will know. I have some cops as friends and if the female cops are anything like them then I don't want anything to do with them.

End of story.   Good post.   
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 12:49:53 PM
End of story.   Good post.   
Yep, short and sweet. Succinct
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Devon97 on February 04, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
 Marine, although she was incompetent, made frequent excuses, couldn't follow directions, and made excuses.

Was very sexy though.  She had these machine guns tats across her lower back- VERY sexy!

Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 05, 2010, 02:38:58 PM
O ya that's hot.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 05, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
I hate "strong" women, i like the women who act feminine and affectionate, not loud and boisterous.
Dont worry about it fag,you'll never have to deal with a woman
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 05, 2010, 03:27:52 PM
Marine, although she was incompetent, made frequent excuses, couldn't follow directions, and made excuses.

Was very sexy though.  She had these machine guns tats across her lower back- VERY sexy!


I can't stand back tattoos on women. And she was a Marine? They already brainwash you, but you said she was incompetent, so she probably joined the Marines to prove something to herself. Rape, sexual molestation, Domesic violence something happened.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Devon97 on February 05, 2010, 05:02:30 PM
Probably so. I never could get a clear response from her as to why she dropped out of college to be a Marine ::)
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 05, 2010, 06:53:57 PM
Probably so. I never could get a clear response from her as to why she dropped out of college to be a Marine ::)
That let's you know something went down. So she had to "prove" she could beat anything or was up to the task. In terms of rape, some women become promiscuious, trying to reclaim their sexuality.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: James28 on February 06, 2010, 12:48:41 AM
I banged a training instructor at a police college if it counts. She was around 40 and an ex cop. My old gym was close to the college and they would come in to train and she would come with from time to time. I remember her asking me to show one of the trainee dudes the proper technique for squats (was training legs that day and they watched a bit). Afterwards we just started talking and she flirting a bit. No idea why as I was in dirty old clothes and sweating like a pig in hot weather. Low standards, no doubt. She ended up asking me out and I fucked the skin of that little whore for about 6 months. She was very regimented, strict and sometimes the sex would result in an old out wrestling match for her to get on top. Good times. A pity I moved away from the area. Might go see her one last time before getting married.
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: Parker on February 06, 2010, 12:55:57 AM
I banged a training instructor at a police college if it counts. She was around 40 and an ex cop. My old gym was close to the college and they would come in to train and she would come with from time to time. I remember her asking me to show one of the trainee dudes the proper technique for squats (was training legs that day and they watched a bit). Afterwards we just started talking and she flirting a bit. No idea why as I was in dirty old clothes and sweating like a pig in hot weather. Low standards, no doubt. She ended up asking me out and I fucked the skin of that little whore for about 6 months. She was very regimented, strict and sometimes the sex would result in an old out wrestling match for her to get on top. Good times. A pity I moved away from the area. Might go see her one last time before getting married.
Good Times!! hook up with her again!
Title: Re: Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?
Post by: outby43 on February 06, 2010, 01:19:35 AM
I was basically raped by a female officer at a party.  It was fucking great.  ;D