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Title: Come up with the best Adult Film Title
Post by: Parker on February 03, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
Okay broskies, make up with some good titles. I'll start.

"Weekend at Lake Titty-cocka"
"I'm working 9 on 5"
"Pimp Down! A Pimp Down!"
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Post by: BayGBM on February 03, 2010, 05:36:36 PM
There is a gay porn film called "Shaving Ryan's Privates"  :D
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Post by: Red Hook on February 03, 2010, 05:39:16 PM
1. It's own gay if you want it to me.

2. Pink sparkley thongs R US

3. Nasser Nights with Big Bob (oil every where)

4. Mirage hotel by the Ice Machine

5.  It's called paying you dues.

6. Can spot for me on the incline press.

7. Ass to Grass for 10

8. Yes, rub the tanning oil there.

9. Yates or Coleman

10. I post on Getbig.com
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Post by: che on February 03, 2010, 05:39:39 PM
Buttman and Throbbin  
Saturday Night Beaver
Legally Boned
Pulp Friction
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Post by: pedro01 on February 03, 2010, 05:41:54 PM
Avatart
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on February 03, 2010, 05:42:33 PM
HARRY POOTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETIONS
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Post by: io856 on February 03, 2010, 05:42:47 PM
The Inseminator
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 03, 2010, 06:16:51 PM
Plan 69 From Outer Space.
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Post by: BayGBM on February 03, 2010, 06:19:25 PM
Muscle Fantasy
Posedown
Ripped
Shredded Glutes
Ebony Mountain of Muscle
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Post by: johnnynoname on February 03, 2010, 06:20:48 PM
Heinfeld
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Post by: YngiweRhoads on February 03, 2010, 06:22:39 PM
Getbig
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Post by: disturbia on February 03, 2010, 06:24:29 PM
Buttman and Throbbin  
Saturday Night Beaver
Legally Boned
Pulp Friction


ahhahahaha
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Post by: JaggyShortBuff on February 03, 2010, 06:31:45 PM
The Final Dickination
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Post by: NotMrAverage on February 03, 2010, 06:54:13 PM
"Synthol Dicks in Synthol Musclemen" - crazy dissfigured penises injected with pro bb german bb oil. Like a balloon - just as hard as your dick cumi´n after wathing this trailer. Contains extrascenes with supercute couple Chick with his sexy worshipper Derek. Cummin soon in a Proteinstore near you!

"Did´nt do it - Cum of death" - a sexy view of the Titus murders. We get to see Craig fukn his wife, then the victim, then both, then the victim which ends up dying from eating to much cum. Don´t miss the extra scenes when Nasser and Craig sells used alpha male langerie and later turns out making a sweet sweet fisting scene.

THE BEST IS ALLREADY OUT YEEEEES!!!!
 
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Post by: marty31672 on February 03, 2010, 07:02:07 PM
Couples Having Sex Volume 1
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Post by: K-1 on February 03, 2010, 07:03:13 PM
Run a way Train
Hand Cock
AssAssIns
CommandHoes  
RamHO
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Post by: Pecs on February 03, 2010, 07:03:39 PM
yip yip, Ain't Nothing but a Penis!!
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Post by: wicknilly on February 03, 2010, 07:20:36 PM
In-Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
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Post by: gordiano on February 03, 2010, 07:21:08 PM
Buttcrack Mountain

Ain't Nothing butt a Penis....

No Country for Bald Men

The Penetrator

Ridin' Mss Daisy

Twink-light

A Schmoes guide to the Universe

Silence of the Loins

The Incredible Bulk

Moses: Tale of the parted legs

The Lovely Boners

The Schmoe Next Door

Ferris Bueller Gets Off

Cum In 60 seconds

Goo Fellas
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Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2010, 07:21:33 PM
Smokin' Asses 2 (pornparody of Smokin' Aces 2)
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Post by: Doug_Steele on February 03, 2010, 07:22:43 PM
Grand Theft Anal #9

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Post by: gordiano on February 03, 2010, 07:27:44 PM
How about Pornstar names?


Urethra Franklin


Al Jizzera

Rush Limp-Baugh
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Post by: JaggyShortBuff on February 03, 2010, 07:29:09 PM
Sarah Impalin
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Post by: Doug_Steele on February 03, 2010, 07:34:51 PM
Sarah Impalin

Nailin Palin  :D
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Post by: TrueGrit on February 03, 2010, 07:37:09 PM
Just got off on the phone to Nasser
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Post by: G_Thang on February 03, 2010, 07:38:35 PM
(http://www.dailymanila.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/avatar-neytiri-2.jpeg)

Deep Inside Neytiri
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Post by: sync pulse on February 03, 2010, 08:24:00 PM
Airline Cockpit
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Post by: Spoony Luv on February 03, 2010, 08:27:06 PM
Harry PotterMuscular Development and the Temple of Cock Goblins
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Post by: geneticmarvel on February 03, 2010, 08:59:32 PM
Okay ilovespam, make up with some good titles. I'll start.

"Weekend at Lake Titty-cocka"
"I'm working 9 on 5"
"Pimp Down! A Pimp Down!"

"crack addicts"
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Post by: kreator on February 03, 2010, 11:10:04 PM

Cum In 17 seconds                     starring Nasser


fixed

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Post by: noworries on February 03, 2010, 11:34:02 PM
Goodrum and the Goat in "You're not Vissy"
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Post by: no one on February 03, 2010, 11:53:11 PM
Goodrum and the Goat in "You're not Vissy"

lmao!
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Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 12:11:56 AM
(http://www.dailymanila.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/avatar-neytiri-2.jpeg)

Deep Inside Neytiri

No Joke, they are coming out with a adult film based on Avatar.
here is another title: "Pirates of Caribbean Ass: Searching for the Black Pearl"
 And "P**y Anna", "Tinker Her Bell" or "Tinker Hell"

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Post by: G_Thang on February 04, 2010, 12:27:51 AM
No Joke, they are coming out with a adult film based on Avatar.
here is another title: "Pirates of Caribbean Ass: Searching for the Black Pearl"
 And "P**y Anna", "Tinker Her Bell" or "Tinker Hell"



no 8ft tall blue chick, no good.
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Post by: hugestatus on February 04, 2010, 01:41:13 AM
Mei Elephant Productions presents....BRANCH SEQUENCES 1 - 5
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 04, 2010, 01:45:33 AM
Vince GoodCum enters Vissy


Mars is Gettin' big in 500 girls


Nasser: At least 3 times uncrowned Mr. Bareback


Pepsi MaXXX: Erotic adventures with Swede!


Doctor Fist's love hour in the library


Weekend with Uncle Weider
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Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 01:51:38 AM
"8x Mr. O-gasm"
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 04, 2010, 02:18:35 AM
Ronnie Cuntman.

Jay Cuntman.

Dexter Japseye.

Branch Wantsituphisbum.
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Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on February 04, 2010, 02:24:51 AM
space invaders
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Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 03:08:44 AM
space invaders
...Of The Brown Eye
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 04, 2010, 03:10:57 AM
First Menstruation Blood.
Pumping Irene.
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Post by: WillGrant on February 04, 2010, 03:32:54 AM
Goodrum and the Goat in "You're not Vissy"
ahahahahahahahahahs
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=318969.0;attach=358227;image)
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 04, 2010, 03:39:14 AM
Always liked 'Ali Baba and the Forty Ds.'     
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Post by: Mr Nobody on February 04, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
Needle Dick the Bug Fucker would be a good title.
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Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 03:47:22 AM
Always liked 'Ali Baba and the Forty Ds.'     
"1001 Nights in A labia" or "A labian Nights"
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Post by: rockyfortune on February 04, 2010, 04:41:58 AM
INSIDE DEREK ANTHONY.
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Post by: Hypo on February 04, 2010, 05:46:24 AM
Best ones that are real:

Destination Dirtpipe
Thanks for the Mammaries

and the best bar none:
Twitter my Shitter
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Post by: PhoenixBuff on February 04, 2010, 06:36:48 AM
Mrs. Assfire
White Men Can't Hump
Saving Ryan's Privates
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Post by: affeman on February 04, 2010, 07:03:32 AM
Omas von der Müllhalde

(https://ssl3.world4you.com/im-versand/images/muell-gr.JPG)
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Post by: The_Punisher on February 04, 2010, 07:15:04 AM
"Weapon of Ass Destructions"
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Post by: Kwon on February 04, 2010, 08:56:20 AM
Goodrum and the Goat in "You're not Vissy"

Keith, what the hell is this from? What country and what was happening there really?

Was the dude forced to bang a goat or what :D
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Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
Keith, what the hell is this from? What country and what was happening there really?

Was the dude forced to bang a goat or what :D
I think it was Kenya, and yes, from original pic, the dude was forced. You can see the guys around him carrying objects to hit him with. It was done to shame him.

Okay more Titles:
"Goldilocks and the Three Cocks"
"Alice in Whoreland"
"Three Little Whores"
"3 Blind Hos"
"One Flew Over the Hos Nest"
"Please Dont Eat The Pussy"
"I'm a Bill, Bangin on Federal Hill"
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Post by: Kwon on February 04, 2010, 11:04:53 AM
I think it was Kenya, and yes, from original pic, the dude was forced. You can see the guys around him carrying objects to hit him with. It was done to shame him.

Understood as much (saw they had batons/nightsticks), is this common in Kenya??

What did he do? Was he a rapist? Why did they want to shame him.
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Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 11:14:04 AM
Understood as much (saw they had batons/nightsticks), is this common in Kenya??

What did he do? Was he a rapist? Why did they want to shame him.
Dont know, but I believe it is not common in Kenya, as noted by the original man's face, the way it's done in public, like it was impromptu, not organized. So the dude must have done something that warranted vigilantism (rape, theft, murder, etc) and public humiliation.

At least you have asked more questions on than people on other blogs.
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Post by: CalvinH on February 04, 2010, 12:16:40 PM
chaos's conehead{no homo}
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 04, 2010, 12:38:29 PM
Understood as much (saw they had batons/nightsticks), is this common in Kenya??

What did he do? Was he a rapist? Why did they want to shame him.

LOL, if he was a rapist in kenya those savages would probably throw him a parade and make him a national hero..
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Post by: Mr Nobody on February 04, 2010, 12:43:40 PM
Ass to Mouth with no after taste. I think would a great title..
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Post by: funk51 on February 04, 2010, 12:45:21 PM
rambone starring that little jewish guy buster hymen.
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Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 12:47:07 PM
Ass to Mouth with no after taste. I think would a great title..
The follow up title would be: Cumgate, Brush Your Teeth with Sperm
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Post by: Mr Nobody on February 04, 2010, 12:48:54 PM
The follow up title would be: Cumgate, Brush Your Teeth with Sperm
Nice add to the list.
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Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 01:16:51 PM
Nice add to the list.
I got from watching the Big Tits Curvy Asses website.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on February 04, 2010, 01:17:34 PM
I got from watching the Big Tits Curvy Asses website.
Nice site no doubt
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Post by: Hulkster on February 04, 2010, 02:10:17 PM
dorian masturyates
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Post by: Hulkster on February 04, 2010, 02:11:13 PM
I always liked the classics:

"The Da Vinci Load"

and

"Rumple Foreskin"

lol
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Post by: kiwiol on February 04, 2010, 02:22:27 PM
Hang on tight!

Hang on tight II - connection problems!

Dr Fist crashes Nasser night


Dont know, but I believe it is not common in Kenya, as noted by the original man's face, the way it's done in public, like it was impromptu, not organized. So the dude must have done something that warranted vigilantism (rape, theft, murder, etc) and public humiliation.

At least you have asked more questions on than people on other blogs.

Not sure if it was that case, but a few months ago in Kenya (or another African country), a man was forced to marry a goat that he was caught sodomizing, lmao!
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Post by: Parker on February 04, 2010, 02:58:38 PM
Hang on tight!

Hang on tight II - connection problems!

Dr Fist crashes Nasser night


Not sure if it was that case, but a few months ago in Kenya (or another African country), a man was forced to marry a goat that he was caught sodomizing, lmao!
Possibly.

In South Africa there were these cases of these boys who were caught having sex with cows. Since their ara is a high HIV area, they told the authorities that there were no women that they could have sex with or that they were at risk of getting HIV from and you can't get HIV from cattle...
They were promptly corrected for their stupidity on so many levels.
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Post by: WillGrant on February 04, 2010, 04:23:26 PM



Not sure if it was that case, but a few months ago in Kenya (or another African country), a man was forced to marry a goat that he was caught sodomizing, lmao!
hahahaha NZMM and his velcro gloves Should move there with his sheep  ;D
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Post by: jaejonna on February 04, 2010, 04:24:36 PM
Schmoe White and the Seven Bros
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Post by: kiwiol on February 04, 2010, 04:44:18 PM
hahahaha NZMM and his velcro gloves Should move there with his sheep  ;D

 ;D
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Post by: TheLoner on February 04, 2010, 09:40:00 PM
The Sperminator
Bunsmoke
The Load Warrior
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Post by: WillGrant on February 05, 2010, 12:11:15 AM
The Sperminator
Bunsmoke
The Load Warrior
I can see why you are a loner
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Post by: funk51 on February 05, 2010, 12:15:46 PM
married with whoremones
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Post by: Condor on February 05, 2010, 01:48:37 PM
"In Diana Jones" starring Harrison Force.
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Post by: Topskin69 on February 05, 2010, 05:03:47 PM

An Orifice and a Gentlemen.
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Post by: Natural Man on February 05, 2010, 05:19:48 PM
fabulous nasser's nights

starring:

sherif salami
swami
"big"bobs
sharma
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Post by: Parker on February 05, 2010, 06:48:20 PM
fabulous nasser's nights

starring:

sherif salami
swami
"big"bobs
sharma
Or "Nasser One Nighters" starring those mentioned in "one night" episodes.
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Post by: Nirvana on February 05, 2010, 07:07:26 PM
The Bare Winch project

Brokedick fountain

Deliverance
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Post by: Hulkster on February 06, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
yeserday on the hustler channel (which I don't get but I can still read all the titles because of digital cable)

"Honey, I Blew Up your Pussy 3" was on.

hopefully Rick Moranis is not in this one LOL
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Post by: Parker on February 06, 2010, 05:49:19 AM
yeserday on the hustler channel (which I don't get but I can still read all the titles because of digital cable)

"Honey, I Blew Up your Pussy 3" was on.

hopefully Rick Moranis is not in this one LOL
I'm trying to find some old Hustler mags, back from their early days. I have some old Players magazines...
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Post by: tbombz on February 06, 2010, 09:33:15 AM
little red riding hood and the three black anaconda's.
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Post by: wicknilly on February 06, 2010, 09:42:18 AM
LOL, if he was a rapist in kenya those savages would probably throw him a parade and make him a national hero..


LMAO!
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Post by: Topskin69 on February 06, 2010, 09:43:02 AM

Live Free and Be Hard
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Post by: noworries on February 06, 2010, 11:39:52 AM
BEHIND the Scenes with Mr. Olympia Jay BUTTler