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Title: Do NOT preach
Post by: arce1988 on February 05, 2010, 06:03:48 PM
to the choir!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Bloch-SermonOnTheMount.jpg
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 05, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
Then Jesus said: "This is how I wank", and started to do gestures with his right arm.
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: gordiano on February 05, 2010, 07:34:24 PM
Then Jesus said: "This is how I wank", and started to do gestures with his right arm.

"Let he who is without semen, cast the first stone!" - Jeezus
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: WillGrant on February 05, 2010, 07:56:36 PM
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Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: rockyfortune on February 05, 2010, 07:59:20 PM
i just got hit by a lightning bolt cause i was looking at this thread...fucking heathens!
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: WillGrant on February 05, 2010, 08:01:11 PM
God loves us all
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: rockyfortune on February 05, 2010, 08:04:33 PM
God loves us all


holy mary...jesus christ..that's terrible..where the fuck did you dig that up from?!
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: WillGrant on February 05, 2010, 08:05:56 PM

holy mary...jesus christ..that's terrible..where the fuck did you dig that up from?!
The true house of the holly brother ...GetBig dot com  :D
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: rockyfortune on February 05, 2010, 08:07:12 PM
The true house of the holly brother ...GetBig dot com  :D

i'm ready to gouge my eyes out after looking at that..
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: WillGrant on February 05, 2010, 08:11:15 PM
i'm ready to gouge my eyes out after looking at that..
I feel your pain  :'(
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: bigbadwolfe on February 05, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
"My get sent to Hell Jesus Joke"

Moses and Jesus were walking along the banks of the red sea one afternoon.
Jesus asked Moses if he thought he could still part the Red Sea
Moses replied why Yes Jesus I can and the proceeded to part the Red Sea as he did so long ago
Jesus nodded and said good job
Moses looks at Jesus and ask do you think you can still walk on water?
Jesus replied Why Yes Moses I can
Jesus took a step out on to the water and fell right into the Red Sea
A little confused Jesus stood up walked out of the water and tried again
And again splash he fell feet first right into the Red Sea a 2nd time
As Jesus stood there soaking wet and totally baffled
Moses looks down at him laughing and says if you'd get those holes in your feet fixed you wouldnt have that problem!!!

Hahaha if there is a HELL my ass is going :)
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: johnnynoname on February 05, 2010, 08:22:53 PM
willgrant's pic are from the book entitled "Reasons why I will never eat again"
Title: Re: Do NOT preach
Post by: gordiano on February 05, 2010, 09:08:20 PM
"My get sent to Hell Jesus Joke"

Moses and Jesus were walking along the banks of the red sea one afternoon.
Jesus asked Moses if he thought he could still part the Red Sea
Moses replied why Yes Jesus I can and the proceeded to part the Red Sea as he did so long ago
Jesus nodded and said good job
Moses looks at Jesus and ask do you think you can still walk on water?
Jesus replied Why Yes Moses I can
Jesus took a step out on to the water and fell right into the Red Sea
A little confused Jesus stood up walked out of the water and tried again
And again splash he fell feet first right into the Red Sea a 2nd time
As Jesus stood there soaking wet and totally baffled
Moses looks down at him laughing and says if you'd get those holes in your feet fixed you wouldnt have that problem!!!

Hahaha if there is a HELL my ass is going :)


LOL!

Is that a recent pic in your avatar, Wolfe?