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Title: Do you and your girl have a 'magic password' for the bedroom?
Post by: Pollux on February 07, 2010, 04:22:05 PM
For when things get too rough in the bedroom or the anal sex hurts her too much she blurts out the magic word.

Discuss...
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Post by: 240 is Back on February 07, 2010, 04:30:28 PM
i predict a great thread here
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Post by: disturbia on February 07, 2010, 04:43:47 PM
can't wait for Goodrums response
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Post by: Parker on February 07, 2010, 05:45:42 PM
can't wait for Goodrums response
"Good-rims?!"
"Allah Anal?!"
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Post by: TrapsMcLats on February 07, 2010, 05:51:18 PM
our safety word is 'harder"  8)
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Post by: marty31672 on February 07, 2010, 05:56:05 PM
For when things get too rough in the bedroom or the anal sex hurts her too much she blurts out the magic word.

Discuss...

how you convince your wife to do that?
my wife wont even let me touch or finger it.
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Post by: Hulkster on February 07, 2010, 05:58:00 PM
"but I poop from there?!?"
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Post by: marty31672 on February 07, 2010, 05:58:42 PM
"but I poop from there?!?"

is the poop like a natural lube or no?
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on February 07, 2010, 06:00:52 PM
"but I poop from there?!?"
solid
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Post by: 240 is Back on February 07, 2010, 06:03:39 PM
"how you convince your wife to do that?
my wife wont even let me touch or finger it."


it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
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Post by: chaos on February 07, 2010, 06:06:03 PM
"how you convince your wife to do that?
my wife wont even let me touch or finger it."



Just use the quote function like a normal person, penisdribbler.



it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
`Tis true!
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Post by: gordiano on February 07, 2010, 09:07:46 PM
"how you convince your wife to do that?
my wife wont even let me touch or finger it."


it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.


HAHAHA...that's some fucking wisdom right there...


BTW, the magic word is Blekman.  ;D
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Post by: pluck on February 07, 2010, 10:25:44 PM
What the fuck are you doing to the wife if the sex gets that rough?
I'd stop if she starts yelling STOP! STOP! for the love of god!

As far as anal (with women non homo), in my experiences there are 2 types of guys.

Type 1
(me) Curious about it and wanna give it a shot. Do it a few times with a chick and get over it and prolly not to have it again because it's too much work trying to get the a-hole loosed up. Plus it's a dirty dirty place. Plus the vag is such a wonderful place, why would I wanna go anywhere else?

Type 2
The guy who does it and then brags every detail to people within earshot how he just "destroyed that chick's stinktar bro". I think this guy gets more pleasure bragging about it than the actual act. I have a few buddies who fall in this category it's pretty annoying.
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Post by: jon cole on February 07, 2010, 10:45:33 PM
"the washing up is done bitch."
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Post by: WillGrant on February 08, 2010, 12:30:47 AM
can't wait for Goodrums response
;D
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Post by: Tapeworm on February 08, 2010, 01:17:06 AM
Type 3 is the guy who created a monster and now all he ever hears is "Do you want to put it up my bum now?"
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 08, 2010, 02:35:53 AM
"No no"
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Post by: Pollux on February 08, 2010, 05:07:20 AM
No means yes, so you gotta have that magic password.  ;D
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Post by: Marty Champions on February 08, 2010, 05:18:49 AM
that guy in pollux's avatar looks like hes having a very energetic falcon crazy time, i may steal this avatar?
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Post by: drkaje on February 08, 2010, 05:21:58 AM
Type 3 is the guy who created a monster and now all he ever hears is "Do you want to put it up my bum now?"

QFT!
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Post by: Petrucci on February 08, 2010, 05:40:26 AM
you dont ask, you just do it!
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Post by: Pollux on February 08, 2010, 05:45:24 AM
that guy in pollux's avatar looks like hes having a very energetic falcon crazy time, i may steal this avatar?

He's Cobra Kai. Don't mess with Cobra Kai!  >:(
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Post by: Red Hook on February 08, 2010, 05:46:25 AM
For when things get too rough in the bedroom or the anal sex hurts her too much she blurts out the magic word.

Discuss...

how can she utter the "safety" word if she is wearing a gag?  :P

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/104564339/Mouth_Rubber_Ball_Gag_Wholesale_Gag001.jpg)

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Post by: Tapeworm on February 08, 2010, 05:54:53 AM
He's Cobra Kai. Don't mess with Cobra Kai!  >:(

I did a google image search for 'no mercy dojo' and got this.  I don't remember it from the movie.  Must have been when the camera wasn't rolling.  They look like good buds.

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/topic/1298/summary_image.jpg)













And for some reason, this was also on page one of the same google image search.  ???  I don't remember this from the movie either.










(http://wh0rd.org/fuck.org.jpg)
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Post by: Marty Champions on February 08, 2010, 06:02:46 AM
He's Cobra Kai. Don't mess with Cobra Kai!  >:(

hahah from karate kid ;)
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Post by: CalvinH on February 08, 2010, 07:22:10 AM
"Thats an extra $100.00"
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 08, 2010, 07:35:08 AM
"bitch you tell anyone about this I'll kill you"
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 08, 2010, 07:56:11 AM
"GARBLESDIUERHMBSFDHGBERE RJBERJSDHDS"
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Post by: The RedMeatKid on February 08, 2010, 08:10:26 AM
For when things get too rough in the bedroom or the anal sex hurts her too much she blurts out the magic word.

Discuss...
Yeah, she blurts out "Put on your pants, Pollux will be home any second!"
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Post by: Pollux on February 08, 2010, 08:15:04 AM
how can she utter the "safety" word if she is wearing a gag?  :P

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/104564339/Mouth_Rubber_Ball_Gag_Wholesale_Gag001.jpg)



LMAO!  :D
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Post by: SGT BARNES on February 08, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
da da da
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Post by: HTexan on February 08, 2010, 08:24:38 AM
For when things get too rough in the bedroom or the anal sex hurts her too much she blurts out the magic word.

Discuss...
what you're safe word?
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Post by: 240 is Back on February 08, 2010, 08:40:03 AM
"I'd stop if she starts yelling STOP! STOP! for the love of god! "


Round these parts, that's called foreplay
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 08, 2010, 09:38:19 AM
Ironeck to Xerses : " Count me IN Dracula "
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 08, 2010, 09:55:39 AM
Ironeck to Xerses : " Count me IN Dracula "

HAhaha...what about darth vader and his magic lightsaber?
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 08, 2010, 10:14:06 AM
HAhaha...what about darth vader and his magic lightsaber?

darth is currently busy with YOUR prostate
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 08, 2010, 10:16:11 AM
darth is currently busy with YOUR prostate

keep fantasizing cygan.
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Post by: WillGrant on February 08, 2010, 01:12:55 PM
da da da
I love your taste in art fine sir  :D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=319323.0;attach=358949;image)
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Post by: WillGrant on February 08, 2010, 01:15:31 PM
I did a google image search for 'no mercy dojo' and got this.  I don't remember it from the movie.  Must have been when the camera wasn't rolling.  They look like good buds.

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/topic/1298/summary_image.jpg)













And for some reason, this was also on page one of the same google image search.  ???  I don't remember this from the movie either.










(http://wh0rd.org/fuck.org.jpg)
hahahaha
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Post by: Hulkster on February 08, 2010, 02:51:58 PM


from Eurotrip, an awesome movie.

note the 'safe word' hahhahaa
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Post by: BIG DUB on February 08, 2010, 03:16:47 PM
I stop when she Taps Out on the mattress.. :D
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Post by: Pollux on February 08, 2010, 03:41:30 PM
I stop when she Taps Out on the matress.. :D

LMAO!

That's pretty funny.  :D