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Title: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 10, 2010, 04:34:34 PM
Note: This appointment will be for up to one year from the date of hire assuming satisfactory performance and conduct, the availability of work, and continued funding. During the term of this appointment, all University of Michigan policies, practices, and procedures applicable to this classification will apply to your employment

Reports to the Director of Football Strength and Conditioning. Assists in designing sport-specific, comprehensive programs for football offensive line and ice hockey teams. Strong commitment and ability to motivate, teach and counsel student-athletes to achieve their highest level of physical preparation. Demonstrated ability to design periodized strength and conditioning plans/programs for a variety of sports/athletes. Demonstrated ability to execute and teach proper lifting techniques. Demonstrated experience in all relevant areas related to strength training, speed development, injury prevention/rehabilitation, cardiovascular fitness, flexibility, and proper nutrition. Demonstrated commitment to continuing education and professional development to ensure that skill and techniques are consistent with the most current training methodologies. Strong organizational and interpersonal skills with the ability to effectively communicate with students, faculty, coaches, administrators and staff. Demonstrated leadership abilities. Positive attitude. Demonstrated experience with administrative and budgeting duties. Experience with and commitment to working with diverse student populations. Ability to work evenings and weekends as required. Implement and supervise the strength and conditioning work-outs and evaluate the effectiveness of each program. Communicate and consult with head coaches and athletic medicine staff regarding training programs

Adheres to all policies and rules established by the University of Michigan, The Big Ten Conference and the NCAA. Performs all other duties as assigned by the Director of Football Strength and Conditioning.

 Requirements:

Bachelor's degree in exercise physiology or related field.
Minimum of five years experience in strength and conditioning at the intercollegiate level
Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist (CSCS) preferred
Ability to utilize and incorporate current best practices and methods in the field
Skill in motivating staff and student- athletes to effective action
Strong written and verbal communication skills
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: regmac on February 10, 2010, 04:38:54 PM
me     I need a 6 (or 7) figure job. :'(...with free benfits....free lunch and a company car....hot secretary and no stress
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Post by: arce1988 on February 11, 2010, 02:08:35 AM
ttt
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Post by: Mars on February 11, 2010, 02:09:36 AM
 :D
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Post by: Tapeworm on February 11, 2010, 02:12:31 AM
Do I get to pick what kind of 'job' I'd like?  And who I would like to perform it?
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Post by: RAZA-BLADE on February 11, 2010, 07:05:33 AM
This looks perfect for godrum  ;D
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 09:29:57 AM
This looks perfect for godrum  ;D


NO IT DOES NOT!  ;D We do not take Certified Master some shit.  :D
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: RJ DRIVER on February 11, 2010, 09:35:01 AM
me     I need a 6 (or 7) figure job. :'(...with free benfits....free lunch and a company car....hot secretary and no stress
Only thing you need is a diet
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: BayGBM on February 11, 2010, 09:40:51 AM
Trade this... for Michigan?  I'll pass.  :)
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 09:52:04 AM
Trade this... for Michigan?  I'll pass.  :)

Is that San Fran? I passed up a chance of living there. That City along with San Diego, L.A., and Mission Vallejo are stuck up their own asses. Cal Berk was nice but there are way tooooo many hippies and tree lovers. I take the Cartman approach when it comes to San Fran.  ;D
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: BayGBM on February 11, 2010, 11:00:26 AM
It's 27 degrees in Ann Arbor right now.  It's 56 degrees in San Francisco. 

The choice is yours...    :)
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 11:08:31 AM
It's 27 degrees in Ann Arbor right now.  It's 56 degrees in San Francisco. 

The choice is yours...    :)

I am in Bradenton, Florida and it is warmer then 56 degrees now.  ;D I live on a Island and i am good.  ;D Anna Marie Island is good all year round.  8)
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: BayGBM on February 11, 2010, 01:21:20 PM
Sarasota Bay is my gulf coast haunt... but Bradenton is cool too.  Why are you steering people toward Michigan?  I'd rather be unemployed in FL than employed in Michigan. :D
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 01:29:36 PM
Sarasota Bay is my gulf coast haunt... but Bradenton is cool too.  Why are you steering people toward Michigan?  I'd rather be unemployed in FL than employed in Michigan. :D

Yea, i like Holmes Beach and SIESTA KEY!! I found that job posting on Mgogblog.com and thought that it was funny because Michigan is "suppose" to have the best strength training staff in the nation.  ::) :o I have friends that are unemployed here and one friend that went to Norte Dame and majored in Business and works at a 7-11 on Cortez Road....That stunned me.  ::) He is a Cashier too.  ::) :o
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: BayGBM on February 11, 2010, 02:05:15 PM
Alas, that is not surprising a degree and a drive to succeed are not the same thing.  It’s nice to have both, but the former does not guarantee the latter.  Remember this guy?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=281208.0

45, a communications degree, sponging off his younger brother for housing while working part time at a rec center in the Midwest... with no future prospects for anything better. :-[
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 11, 2010, 02:09:22 PM
Alas, that is not surprising a degree and a drive to succeed are not the same thing.  It’s nice to have both, but the former does not guarantee the latter.  Remember this guy?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=281208.0

45, a communications degree, sponging off his younger brother for housing while working part time at a rec center in the Midwest... with no future prospects for anything better. :-[

People like that piss me off, I'll have to call Tony Saprano to get a handle on it..
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 02:12:48 PM
Alas, that is not surprising a degree and a drive to succeed are not the same thing.  It’s nice to have both, but the former does not guarantee the latter.  Remember this guy?
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=281208.0

45, a communications degree, sponging off his younger brother for housing while working part time at a rec center in the Midwest... with no future prospects for anything better. :-[


Yea, i get that but the thing is he is actually a smart guy. I know that he can "Barely make rent." Norte Dame is a good school and he could atleast try to be a DM or something. I just do not understand why you would go to college and get a good degree from a great school and ring people up at 7-11. I drop in on him and buy some water/drinks  or whatever and say, "Ya know, put that degree to use and get the hell out of 7-11."
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: BayGBM on February 11, 2010, 02:28:09 PM
Yea, i get that but the thing is he is actually a smart guy. I know that he can "Barely make rent." Norte Dame is a good school and he could atleast try to be a DM or something. I just do not understand why you would go to college and get a good degree from a great school and ring people up at 7-11. I drop in on him and buy some water/drinks  or whatever and say, "Ya know, put that degree to use and get the hell out of 7-11."

Your friend is obviously comfortable.  There is nothing you can do about that so why let it concern you?  Even if he complains, he is obviously not unhappy enough to change his lot in life.  And the world does need people to work at 7-11; he has chosen to be that person.  So be it.

There is a reason why so many immigrants (legal and illegal) come here with nothing and are so successful.  They know what real deprivation is like—most Americans do not.  If they wanted to sit around and do nothing, they could have stayed in their own country and done that.  They risked life and limb to come to the USA because they are highly motivated to better themselves and improve their lot in life—if not for themselves then for their children.

I am always amused when I hear American citizens complain or otherwise express resentment toward successful immigrants.  I suspect your friend will be voicing similar complaints in the not too distant future. :-[
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 02:37:25 PM
Your friend is obviously comfortable.  There is nothing you can do about that so why let it concern you?  Even if he complains, he is obviously not unhappy enough to change his lot in life.  And the world does need people to work at 7-11; he has chosen to be that person.  So be it.

There is a reason why so many immigrants (legal and illegal) come here with nothing and are so successful.  They know what real deprivation is like—most Americans do not.  If they wanted to sit around and do nothing, they could have stayed in their own country and done that.  They risked life and limb to come to the USA because they are highly motivated to better themselves and improve their lot in life—if not for themselves then for their children.

I am always amused when I hear American citizens complain or otherwise express resentment toward successful immigrants.  I suspect your friend will be voicing similar complaints in the not too distant future. :-[

He already does Bay. He is not my friend but when i came into the store once, "He was like you like Michigan" I was like, "Yea, i was born in the dorm room on the campus of Michigan and a Alumni." So, we just chatted it up about sports and when i found out that he went to Norte Dame and graduated with honors and working at 7-11....i was just trying to sway him to a better profession. He is a friend because i would like to see him do better in life and to go to a great academic institution and not even use your degree, C'MON MAN.  8) I thought that he was comfortable but he is always complaning about money, immigration, car problems, work,...etc
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: dov on February 11, 2010, 02:53:24 PM
me     I need a 6 (or 7) figure job. :'(...with free benfits....free lunch and a company car....hot secretary and no stress
No wonder you're always on hard times....
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 11, 2010, 03:09:41 PM
Being a University S&C coach is a TOUGH job with little pay but if the team is successful the recognition throughout the S&C community is invaluble and worth a fortune when you retire.
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 03:21:28 PM
Being a University S&C coach is a TOUGH job with little pay but if the team is successful the recognition throughout the S&C community is invaluble and worth a fortune when you retire.

Mike Barwis is a very knowledgeable individual and Michigan has better facilities then U$C
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: disturbia on February 11, 2010, 03:27:16 PM
Trade this... for Michigan?  I'll pass.  :)
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Post by: EL Mariachi on February 11, 2010, 03:30:29 PM
baygm you re such a fag man
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Post by: Coach is Back! on February 11, 2010, 03:36:37 PM
I was at USC every Friday for better than half of last season and their weight room isn't exactely state of the art, holes in the ceiling, rain coming in like a water fall, big trash cans where the water is coming in and 10-20 year old equipment!
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: BayGBM on February 11, 2010, 03:38:15 PM
He already does Bay. He is not my friend but when i came into the store once, "He was like you like Michigan" I was like, "Yea, i was born in the dorm room on the campus of Michigan and a Alumni." So, we just chatted it up about sports and when i found out that he went to Norte Dame and graduated with honors and working at 7-11....i was just trying to sway him to a better profession. He is a friend because i would like to see him do better in life and to go to a great academic institution and not even use your degree, C'MON MAN.  8) I thought that he was comfortable but he is always complaning about money, immigration, car problems, work,...etc

If you live on Anna Marie Island then you are living the good life, and I truly envy you!  It’s nice to have a mainland retreat when the hurricanes come, but day to day, you are living in paradise!  Even I can admit that the FL Gulf Coast beaches are much nicer than the Atlantic side and ours are nothing to sneeze at.

Life is short.  If your 7-11 friend gets to live on AMI, he has every reason to want nothing more from life.

Homes Beach is even better than Lido!  :D
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 03:40:03 PM
I was at USC every Friday for better than half of last season and their weight room isn't exactely state of the art, holes in the ceiling, rain coming in like a water fall, big trash cans where the water is coming in and 10-20 year old equipment!

Michigan got a 1.5 Million dollar upgrade last year and we even have a sand pit which is phenomenal.  RR asked for 500k but he is not used to having the resources that Michigan has over WV.  ;) I would love to be able to train at their facilities.
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 03:42:53 PM
If you live on Anna Marie Island then you are living the good life, and I truly envy you!  It’s nice to have a mainland retreat when the hurricanes come, but day to day, you are living in paradise!  Even I can admit that the FL Gulf Coast beaches are much nicer than the Atlantic side and ours are nothing to sneeze at.
Life is short.  If your 7-11 friend gets to live on AMI, he has every reason to want nothing more from life.

Homes Beach is even better than Lido!  :D


I wake up to Anna Marie Island every morning.  8) I bought my mom a house right next to mine.  ;D I work hard and want the best for myself and the people around me!  ;)

Bay is a smart man.  8)
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: BayGBM on February 11, 2010, 04:02:26 PM
I wake up to Anna Marie Island every morning.  8) I bought my mom a house right next to mine.  ;D I work hard and want the best for myself and the people around me!  ;)

Bay is a smart man.  8)

Damn, you're good!  :D

Take a picture of your local beach and show these getbiggers why we love FL!
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 04:03:16 PM
Damn, you're good!  :D

Take a picture of your local beach and show these getbiggers why we love FL!

Are you down here too?
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 11, 2010, 04:07:37 PM
Damn, you're good!  :D

Take a picture of your local beach and show these getbiggers why we love FL!
Damn BAY are you selling out San Fran?
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 04:13:13 PM
Damn BAY are you selling out San Fran?

San Fran is nice but it is full of Hippies! I am sorry but everyone that i met was so smug and it reminded me of when Cartman went to San Fran to rescue Kyle from "Smug People." South Park hit the head on the nail about San Fran.  ;D
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 11, 2010, 04:24:24 PM
San Fran is nice but it is full of Hippies! I am sorry but everyone that i met was so smug and it reminded me of when Cartman went to San Fran to rescue Kyle from "Smug People." South Park hit the head on the nail about San Fran.  ;D
;D I remember that nice catch
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 04:26:44 PM
;D I remember that nice catch

Someone asked me why i was driving a SUV? They were talking about emissions and that just reminded me about Cartman.  8)
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: BayGBM on February 11, 2010, 04:28:21 PM
Damn BAY are you selling out San Fran?

Not at all.

San Fran is nice but it is full of Hippies! I am sorry but everyone that i met was so smug and it reminded me of when Cartman went to San Fran to rescue Kyle from "Smug People." South Park hit the head on the nail about San Fran.  ;D

That hasn't been my experience, but if you are happy where you are then it's all good.  But Michigan?  I don't know many people who consider that an ideal place to live... job or no job.  There is no job--for any amount of money--that I would move there for unless it involved telecommuting from FL 95% of the time. 8)
Title: Re: Who Needs a Job?
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 11, 2010, 04:33:46 PM
Not at all.

That hasn't been my experience, but if you are happy where you are then it's all good.  But Michigan?  I don't know many people who consider that an ideal place to live... job or no job.  There is no job--for any amount of money--that I would move there for unless it involved telecommuting from FL 95% of the time. 8)

Yea, i have "ALOT" of friends who have their undergrads and masters in Engineering, Chemical Engineering,..etc and they are Jobless because they would rather stay in Michigan instead of moving to Houston and make a 140k a year.  ::) ::) That stuns me that they would rather stay unemployed but could move to Houston and start at 140k a year.  :-\