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Title: would this be romantic?
Post by: marty31672 on February 16, 2010, 08:45:18 PM

i was thinking of planning a spontaneous suprise for my wife next week.

i am considering doing a dareem charles style posing routine with soft R&B music in the background before bedtime
i would be covered head to toe in ample amounts of baby oil
i was daydreaming of doing this naked (or maybe some european cut bikini underware posing trunks).

do the women of getbig think this would be romantic or should i scrap this idea?  :D

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on February 16, 2010, 08:46:26 PM

There are no women on getbig, there are only 5 posters and their gimicks

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: chaos on February 16, 2010, 08:46:41 PM

Outed.

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: marty31672 on February 16, 2010, 08:47:25 PM

Quote from: just_a_pilgrim on February 16, 2010, 08:46:26 PM

There are no women on getbig, there are only 5 posters and their gimicks

hmm good to no, i guess a man's advise is better than no advise at all then lolol

i want it to be a special treat but i dont want to come across like a weiner neither

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: johnnynoname on February 16, 2010, 08:47:45 PM

Quote from: marty31672 on February 16, 2010, 08:45:18 PM

i was thinking of planning a spontaneous suprise for my wife next week.

i am considering doing a dareem charles style posing routine with soft R&B music in the background before bedtime
i would be covered head to toe in ample amounts of baby oil
i was daydreaming of doing this naked (or maybe some european cut bikini underware posing trunks).

do the women of getbig think this would be romantic or should i scrap this idea?  :D

that idea is so gay that it smells like men's bootyholes

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: marty31672 on February 16, 2010, 08:48:28 PM

Quote from: chaos on February 16, 2010, 08:46:41 PM

Outed.

huh?

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: aglifter on February 16, 2010, 08:51:59 PM

This ain't gonna work bro unless your chick is whack.  Seriously, a posing routine?  With soft R&B?  Who's gimmick is this?

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: chaos on February 16, 2010, 08:52:40 PM

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 16, 2010, 08:47:45 PM

that idea is so gay that it smells like men's bootyholes

I don't even want to know how you know that. :-\ :-X

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: Azn Muscle on February 16, 2010, 08:59:24 PM

I tried that with your wife and wouldn't recommend it.  The baby oil makes sex tough because it's so slippery.  She made fun of my posing routine and said that I should've practiced the mandatories a little more.  She didn't even think I could get a first callout at a local show with my routine.  Then I showed her who's boss by letting her mount my "Sandow".  Oh and it's best to lose the posing trunks.  Your wife isn't very good at pulling it off with her teeth.

Good luck.

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: marty31672 on February 16, 2010, 09:13:59 PM

Quote from: Azn Muscle on February 16, 2010, 08:59:24 PM

I tried that with your wife and wouldn't recommend it.  The baby oil makes sex tough because it's so slippery.  She made fun of my posing routine and said that I should've practiced the mandatories a little more.  She didn't even think I could get a first callout at a local show with my routine.  Then I showed her who's boss by letting her mount my "Sandow".  Oh and it's best to lose the posing trunks.  Your wife isn't very good at pulling it off with her teeth.

Good luck.

i think an asian penis would be too small for my wife  :-X

lol i had this friend in high school who dated an asian guy
and she said his d*ck was small and purple lolol


no racist, i love all of god's children, just relating a funny story

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: calfzilla on February 17, 2010, 03:00:15 AM

Sounds like a great idea.  Women love bodybuilders.  In fact have you ever been to a bodybuilding show?  Tons of women in the audience.  ::)

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: LatsMcGee on February 17, 2010, 03:12:44 AM

If you really want to make your wife happy you should let that black guy who pounds her anus while you're at work bust two caps in your noggin. 

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: newmom on February 17, 2010, 04:27:45 AM

honestly I would'nt like it but then again never had it done before..

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: rockyfortune on February 17, 2010, 05:17:45 AM

its only gay if marty and his wife thinks its gay...

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 17, 2010, 05:45:05 AM

This will do the trick
(http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/wtf.jpg)

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: marty31672 on February 17, 2010, 04:16:23 PM

i'm still planning on moving forward with my idea. i was considering this song for the soundtrack.

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: odilly on February 17, 2010, 04:57:06 PM

I say go for it marty except go with some hardcore gangsta rap, maybe some old school NWA

Title: Re: would this be romantic?
Post by: Wiggs on February 17, 2010, 05:00:45 PM

Switch to a Kai Greene style of posing and everything is set. 8)