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Title: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Why do these stooges who do mall security and site security and that bullshit think they are some form of police officer?  I see so many of them on power trips acting like they are all in charge. I've never understood this, 99% of the time they are obese uneducated tools making 10 bucks an hour.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Natural Man on February 17, 2010, 06:23:43 PM
Why do these stooges who do mall security and site security and that bullshit think they are some form of police officer?  I see so many of them on power trips acting like they are all in charge. I've never understood this, 99% of the time they are obese uneducated tools making 10 bucks an hour.
at least THEY are making 10 bucks an hour... (more likely between 13 to 15 in fact)
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:25:58 PM
Why do these stooges who do mall security and site security and that bullshit think they are some form of police officer?  I see so many of them on power trips acting like they are all in charge. I've never understood this, 99% of the time they are obese uneducated tools making 10 bucks an hour.
not  bad career choice although they will do a background check
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: drkaje on February 17, 2010, 06:28:49 PM
Why do these stooges who do mall security and site security and that bullshit think they are some form of police officer?  I see so many of them on power trips acting like they are all in charge. I've never understood this, 99% of the time they are obese uneducated tools making 10 bucks an hour.

Last week some jerk-off was men mugging me at the movie theater, LOL! He literally was following me with his hand on the belt. It was funny as fuck. I'm not prone to go ghetto on people but it would have been funny to yell "BOO!!". My girl would have been too embarrassed, though.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 06:30:14 PM
not  bad career choice although they will do a background check

I wouldnt do it even if I had a clean record
It seems to me you have to be a social failure and a complete loser to qualify for the job

Im lots of things but not that,...and even if I was it would be too embarrassing to be seen by someone I know doing that job. It seems to be quite humiliating, lower than cleaning toilets in a lounge
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Ursus on February 17, 2010, 06:36:02 PM
This is actually true.

On Sunday our store detective was waiting for a shoplifter to leave the store as he seem him steal perfume. When he approached him just outside the door the guy ran. The guy had a mate with him. As it was 2 on 1 I chased also. The detective kinda grabbed him a bit but was not able to hold so he started to slow for a breif second. I actually rugby tackled him to the ground and brought him back in the store with the store detective. this happened in a shopping mall. I am also not a dick or a wannabe tough guy. Once I had control of him I simply restrained him and walked back into the store.

The most surprising thing was the speed I still had at my weight. Granted it was only a 30-40m sprint but he had a reasonable headstart.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Ursus on February 17, 2010, 06:37:51 PM
I wouldnt do it even if I had a clean record
It seems to me you have to be a social failure and a complete loser to qualify for the job

Im lots of things but not that,...and even if I was it would be too embarrassing to be seen by someone I know doing that job. It seems to be quite humiliating, lower than cleaning toilets in a lounge

It pays teh bills for a lot of guys. Not everyon is educated or a 'professional'. These guys are just as important in society. Lots of guys I know do it, dont make a deal or a fuss just use it to pay the bills and support their family.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:38:13 PM
I wouldnt do it even if I had a clean record
It seems to me you have to be a social failure and a complete loser to qualify for the job

Im lots of things but not that,...and even if I was it would be too embarrassing to be seen by someone I know doing that job. It seems to be quite humiliating, lower than cleaning toilets in a lounge
I was out for a cruise last night and dropped by a ford dealership looking at the new Ford Flex  there was a old pos Chevy sitting there idling I thought i had caught some thief but when I drove past the truck it was their security guy and he was sleeping.  lol My girl wanted to scare him by knocking on his window
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:39:36 PM
It pays teh bills for a lot of guys. Not everyon is educated or a 'professional'. These guys are just as important in society. Lots of guys I know do it, dont make a deal or a fuss just use it to pay the bills and support their family.
agreed
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: drkaje on February 17, 2010, 06:41:34 PM
I worked as an armed guard back in the day. Was kinda lame but paid the bills.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 06:42:39 PM
agreed

hey you criticize me regarding my wife


have you ever been married?
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:43:42 PM
hey you criticize me regarding my wife


have you ever been married?
nope
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 06:44:57 PM
nope

Funny thing is  I am pushing 300 lbs at around 18%bf  I do live in a 5500square foot home with a hottie for a wife. I do own half a million in new cars not to mention my collectables.   And at the end of the day while the shit talkers of getbig are trying to gather enough change for some eggs and a shake. I'm chilling without a care in the world. Peace

I have been running one of my business's now for 4 years and after a tough start we had a couple of good years.  This last year was SHIT and it broke me financially and spiritually.   After all the shit I still want to keep going because I know I can make it great again.  Does this make me stubborn or just plain stupid.  I put everything into this thing and the only reason it went south was a couple of employees fucked up a huge job that I was doing for cash and it cost me a fortune to correct it out of pocket.     I also split with the wife and she screwed me like a whore.   I was crushed and needed time off. SO the time I should have spent fixing things I spent travelling and trying to escape my hectic  life at least for a moment.  This is a construction business and with spring just around the corner I feel that now is the time to make a effort.   
I need some outside perspective. 

PLease no flamers  I have many other active threads should you feel the need.  Thanks
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:47:47 PM

we were together for 4 years but not actually married. 
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 06:48:54 PM
THANKS CARTEL BUT IM NOT TAKING ANYTHING  IM 6.4 @ 298 I DONT NEED SIZE  I MIGHT NEED A DIET SOON LOL

IM JUST LOOKING FOR REAL LIFE RESPONSES AND NOT THE TYPE THAT GIVE YOU DETAILS ABOUT USE OR DOSES. JUST HOW YOU ALL FEEL ABOUT IT FOR THE AVERAGE JOE

damn bro   what are you like 6.6 cause Im 6.3 and I dont like them much taller than 5 10

and we have all seen you say you are 6 foot 2 also

so what is it?
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Mussolini on February 17, 2010, 06:52:40 PM
Why do these stooges who do mall security and site security and that bullshit think they are some form of police officer?  I see so many of them on power trips acting like they are all in charge. I've never understood this, 99% of the time they are obese uneducated tools making 10 bucks an hour.


Well I think the reason is they are mostly individuals who like to have authority and always be in control and with their below average IQ and minimal education a job as a mall security officer is the most bang they can get for their dime. It is the only job they can possibly qualify for given their limited skill set and have the authority to somewhat enforce bylaws and infractions.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:53:28 PM
and we have all seen you say you are 6 foot 2 also

so what is it?
wow are you this hard up for attention your quoting post from months and years ago.  

so lets answer all your questions one at a time to keep it simple for you

I always thought I was 6.2 and after a recent medical I was actually measured at 6.3
next question please
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 06:56:17 PM
wow are you this hard up for attention your quoting post from months and years ago.  

so lets answer all your questions one at a time to keep it simple for you

I always thought I was 6.2 and after a recent medical I was actually measured at 6.3
next question please

ohoh we have a new entry into the slackers height contest by slacker himself

dude im 305 at 6.1 with less then 10%bf  I know what jacked is and that punk aint shit
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: honest on February 17, 2010, 06:57:18 PM
I wouldnt do it even if I had a clean record
It seems to me you have to be a social failure and a complete loser to qualify for the job

Im lots of things but not that,...and even if I was it would be too embarrassing to be seen by someone I know doing that job. It seems to be quite humiliating, lower than cleaning toilets in a lounge

Thats pretty harsh, whilst their contribution to society might be on the lower scale, they still contribute, and my opinion isnt formed from being one of those losers, as you call them. I think a social failure is more a person who lives of welfare where they could hold down a job and actually contribute something.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:59:36 PM
ohoh we have a new entry into the slackers height contest by slacker himself

so you create a thread only to turn it into a thread about slacker and your going through 4000 plus post to find dirt on me. your pathetic.  your having a meltdown of biblical proportions
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 17, 2010, 07:01:24 PM
Why do these stooges who do mall security and site security and that bullshit think they are some form of police officer?  I see so many of them on power trips acting like they are all in charge. I've never understood this, 99% of the time they are obese uneducated tools making 10 bucks an hour.
Are you talking about Goodrum?
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 07:02:28 PM
so you create a thread only to turn it into a thread about slacker and your going through 4000 plus post to find dirt on me. your pathetic.  your having a meltdown of biblical proportions

you truly cant justify this whole change of height thing can you?

lololol

how about the post where you say you would still have sex with the 14 year old girl because, in your words, shes "just to hot to kick out of bed"

lets race to see if I can quote that before you can delete it

ready--go
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 07:04:59 PM
you truly cant justify this whole change of height thing can you?

lololol

how about the post where you say you would still have sex with the 14 year old girl because, in your words, shes "just to hot to kick out of bed"

lets race to see if I can quote that before you can delete it

ready--go
your melting
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 07:10:41 PM
your melting

oh am I?

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Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 07:13:17 PM
oh am I?

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Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: EL Mariachi on February 17, 2010, 07:17:23 PM
This is actually true.

On Sunday our store detective was waiting for a shoplifter to leave the store as he seem him steal perfume. When he approached him just outside the door the guy ran. The guy had a mate with him. As it was 2 on 1 I chased also. The detective kinda grabbed him a bit but was not able to hold so he started to slow for a breif second. I actually rugby tackled him to the ground and brought him back in the store with the store detective. this happened in a shopping mall. I am also not a dick or a wannabe tough guy. Once I had control of him I simply restrained him and walked back into the store.

The most surprising thing was the speed I still had at my weight. Granted it was only a 30-40m sprint but he had a reasonable headstart.

what a hero, you re a loser man i swear
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 07:20:09 PM
what a hero, you re a loser man i swear
can you believe this fucking plug distubia started three threads in as many minutes about me. and yet he claims he is not melting
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 17, 2010, 07:48:51 PM
This is actually true.

On Sunday our store detective was waiting for a shoplifter to leave the store as he seem him steal perfume. When he approached him just outside the door the guy ran. The guy had a mate with him. As it was 2 on 1 I chased also. The detective kinda grabbed him a bit but was not able to hold so he started to slow for a breif second. I actually rugby tackled him to the ground and brought him back in the store with the store detective. this happened in a shopping mall. I am also not a dick or a wannabe tough guy. Once I had control of him I simply restrained him and walked back into the store.

The most surprising thing was the speed I still had at my weight. Granted it was only a 30-40m sprint but he had a reasonable headstart.

since there is only one chain who uses the term 'store detective' to my knowledge i think i know who you work for. 

fyi, the new title is 'market investigator.'  i got my new badge last week. ;D


in what areas do you live?  US, i assume?
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: io856 on February 17, 2010, 07:53:12 PM
at least they are not on social security  ::)
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 07:54:10 PM
at least they are not on social security  ::)

I am
total nutjob disability welfare case
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 07:55:35 PM
I am
total nutjob disability welfare case
lol you have to pay taxes at some point to get social security  this bum has been in and out of jail since he was 14 everything from car theft to assault and rape
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Hulkotron on February 17, 2010, 08:03:48 PM
disturbia did you know slacker has a young son?
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 17, 2010, 08:04:01 PM
lol you have to pay taxes at some point to get social security  this bum has been in and out of jail since he was 14 everything from car theft to assault and rape

now car theft and rape have been added to my record by you along with the earlier drug abuse? Am I a murderer my midnight tonight at this rate?  You know making stuff up doesnt quite fly on here, just so you know. Oh I forgot you said I beat up my mom too, an hour after saying I was such a good guy for taking care of her because of her health issues. Wow. And I'm melting down? Just wow

but thanks for tryin
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 08:06:31 PM
fdf
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 08:08:21 PM
here you go
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 11:30:13 PM
To Disturbia ...I never ran your name/number or ip address.  I simply profiled you because you have the intellectual maturity of a tree.  I read your threads and it was plain to see that you are a lowlife scum.   From my experience as a police officer when someone like you is charged for domestic abuse/assault uttering death threats always follow.  It is our sure fire way to prove intent to harm and you are then labelled a dangerous criminal and taken away.     You exposed yourself over and over again.   I had no idea of your name or number.  You see unlike you I didnt research your account.  I figured as stupid as you are you would undoubtedly expose yourself.   You are far to dumb to see it but I own you.  I am so deeply in your head you took the time to research post i made 7 years ago.   How desperate is that.  Your game is weak and your name is mud.
I eagerly await your less than stellar retort
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Ursus on February 18, 2010, 04:34:03 AM
what a hero, you re a loser man i swear

Wou do realise if you were right infront of me you would not say that. If I told you in real life you would probaly chuckle and say good job. Stop being a fucking rat.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 05:13:08 AM
This is actually true.

On Sunday our store detective was waiting for a shoplifter to leave the store as he seem him steal perfume. When he approached him just outside the door the guy ran. The guy had a mate with him. As it was 2 on 1 I chased also. The detective kinda grabbed him a bit but was not able to hold so he started to slow for a breif second. I actually rugby tackled him to the ground and brought him back in the store with the store detective. this happened in a shopping mall. I am also not a dick or a wannabe tough guy. Once I had control of him I simply restrained him and walked back into the store.

The most surprising thing was the speed I still had at my weight. Granted it was only a 30-40m sprint but he had a reasonable headstart.
you are a strange mix between a moron, cocky, delusional and legally retarded
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: saopl on February 18, 2010, 07:33:14 AM
Observe & Report is an awesome mall cop/security movie, inspired me to become one.  ::)
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: MAXX on February 18, 2010, 09:36:18 AM
I am
total nutjob disability welfare case
then you're not really in the position to call anyone having any job a loser now are you ???
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: StAge ThRee on February 18, 2010, 09:43:30 AM
then you're not really in the position to call anyone having any job a loser now are you ???
I have read many of that idiots posts and he is utterly delusional. 
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 09:57:59 AM
I have read many of that idiots posts and he is utterly delusional. 
;)
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Ursus on February 18, 2010, 10:45:16 AM
since there is only one chain who uses the term 'store detective' to my knowledge i think i know who you work for. 

fyi, the new title is 'market investigator.'  i got my new badge last week. ;D


in what areas do you live?  US, i assume?

Belfast, Ireland.

Sev shut it you filthy smelly beggar.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 10:55:05 AM
Belfast, Ireland.

Sev shut it you filthy smelly beggar.

I have a better build than you , look better, am stronger, dress much better, earn way more money

does that piss you off ? or is it your inability to exceed your measly expectations ?

you are a fucking grocery store security guard lol
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: StAge ThRee on February 18, 2010, 11:01:08 AM
I have a better build than you , look better, am stronger, dress much better, earn way more money

does that piss you off ? or is it your inability to exceed your measly expectations ?

you are a fucking grocery store security guard lol

you must have a small dick
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 11:08:02 AM
you must have a small dick
I actually posted a shot of my 8 legit inches dick a couple of years back and the pic must be somewhere lol ...


so all that plus a big dick ... are you suicidal yet ?
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Ursus on February 18, 2010, 03:36:14 PM
I have a better build than you , look better, am stronger, dress much better, earn way more money

does that piss you off ? or is it your inability to exceed your measly expectations ?

you are a fucking grocery store security guard lol


You are smaller and weaker than me atm though no doubt as you are on the gear you will surpass me in the coming months. Big deal. More to life than weights. Look better and dress better - I genuinely do not care how others dress tbh.

I am not a security guard btw I was working in the pharmacy when this happened. My other part time job is a door supervisor - Is this my career? NO. However both are part time jobs and have gotten me through school/uni etc.

If you earn more than me big deal. i am 23. You are 33? I would like to think that you are earning more than me. ATM I earn enough to have no worry problems and buy some things I like/want.

I will bet dollars againt dimes in 10years I will be reasonably successful but hopefully happy and healthy. you are on the other hand will likely have fallen into a lake looking at your own reflection and drowned.


Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: StAge ThRee on February 18, 2010, 03:41:10 PM
You are smaller and weaker than me atm though no doubt as you are on the gear you will surpass me in the coming months. Big deal. More to life than weights. Look better and dress better - I genuinely do not care how others dress tbh.

I am not a security guard btw I was working in the pharmacy when this happened. My other part time job is a door supervisor - Is this my career? NO. However both are part time jobs and have gotten me through school/uni etc.

If you earn more than me big deal. i am 23. You are 33? I would like to think that you are earning more than me. ATM I earn enough to have no worry problems and buy some things I like/want.

I will bet dollars againt dimes in 10years I will be reasonably successful but hopefully happy and healthy. you are on the other hand will likely have fallen into a lake looking at your own reflection and drowned.



That was he sweetest owning I have ever seen handed down on the Internet.  Seventies  this kid makes you look stupid. maybe you should stop posting.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 18, 2010, 03:41:45 PM
You are smaller and weaker than me atm though no doubt as you are on the gear you will surpass me in the coming months. Big deal. More to life than weights. Look better and dress better - I genuinely do not care how others dress tbh.

I am not a security guard btw I was working in the pharmacy when this happened. My other part time job is a door supervisor - Is this my career? NO. However both are part time jobs and have gotten me through school/uni etc.

If you earn more than me big deal. i am 23. You are 33? I would like to think that you are earning more than me. ATM I earn enough to have no worry problems and buy some things I like/want.

I will bet dollars againt dimes in 10years I will be reasonably successful but hopefully happy and healthy. you are on the other hand will likely have fallen into a lake looking at your own reflection and drowned.

gotta admit thats a funny line


Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 03:42:16 PM
 :D

meltdown dumbo

Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: StAge ThRee on February 18, 2010, 03:45:32 PM
:D

meltdown dumbo


Actually it sounds like a intelligent rebuttal to your ignorant rants
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: disturbia on February 18, 2010, 03:46:02 PM
:D

meltdown dumbo



u had to have a little laugh at that line though
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 03:55:08 PM
u had to have a little laugh at that line though
didnțt read his poem

goudy is a mix of autistic and legally semiretarded lol

professional doorman
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Ursus on February 18, 2010, 04:27:38 PM
At least those are not horrific character traits unlike your insecurity, bitterness and psuedo bravado.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: StAge ThRee on February 18, 2010, 04:28:39 PM
didnțt read his poem

goudy is a mix of autistic and legally semiretarded lol

professional doorman
talk about projecting
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Kwon on February 18, 2010, 09:45:17 PM
Why do these stooges who do mall security and site security and that bullshit think they are some form of police officer?  I see so many of them on power trips acting like they are all in charge. I've never understood this, 99% of the time they are obese uneducated tools making 10 bucks an hour.

Don't think these "security" think they are some form of police officer.

Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cavalier22 on February 18, 2010, 10:09:50 PM
Ursus

You fenian bastard, Belfast is not in Ireland.

It is in Northern Ireland, part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.  Belfast will NEVER be part of the Irish Republic
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cavalier22 on February 18, 2010, 10:10:55 PM
ursus are you goudy??
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: NapoMan on February 18, 2010, 10:17:15 PM
those security guards need to be FUCK'N SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are a lot of SHIT PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 18, 2010, 11:39:04 PM
Don't think these "security" think they are some form of police officer.

I've seen that mentality within the 'guard' industry all over the place.  Makes me sick.

So many 'guards' stand around and do FAR LESS THAN THIER JOBS ASK FOR despite having official authority, sometimes weapons, and back-up.  Meanwhile those of us in retail loss prevention are forced to overstep and put our jobs and our safety at risk without having any of those things. 
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Ursus on February 19, 2010, 02:39:02 AM
Ursus

You fenian bastard, Belfast is not in Ireland.

It is in Northern Ireland, part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.  Belfast will NEVER be part of the Irish Republic

Ireland is an island. Belfast is on that island of Ireland.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 19, 2010, 05:09:08 AM
I have a better build than you , look better, am stronger, dress much better, earn way more money

does that piss you off ? or is it your inability to exceed your measly expectations ?

you are a fucking grocery store security guard lol

You look like shit
You are ugly,like an aids victim with a hook nose
You probably arent strong,since I doubt you even train
You dress like a homeless man
You have no job so how do you earn any money
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 19, 2010, 05:10:34 AM
Ursus

You fenian bastard, Belfast is not in Ireland.

It is in Northern Ireland, part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.  Belfast will NEVER be part of the Irish Republic
Theres no such thing as the United kingdom
Scottish,Welsh and Irish all hate the queen
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 19, 2010, 05:13:45 AM
both Homokami and Goudy are irish, same shit different day... part of a minority of united kingdom

they have an old lady governing them so prolly that's why both are bitter queens
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2010, 05:17:39 AM
both Homokami and Goudy are irish, same shit different day... part of a minority of united kingdom

they have an old lady governing them so prolly that's why both are bitter queens
Where's the Swerdlow Hollywood 'disaster' update?   
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 19, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Where's the Swerdlow Hollywood 'disaster' update?   
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM !!!!!!!


Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 19, 2010, 05:26:23 AM
It would be a blast to have a personal security guard.  I'd talk all sorts of shit all over town and whenever some guy started inflating his chest I'd just hold up my hand and say, "Hold it.  Take this up with my goon."  Then I'd kick back with a beer and watch the show.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2010, 05:32:51 AM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM !!!!!!!
Wow! The only other person who saved my pic to his harddrive was TrailerDave. Creepy guy.  ::)
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Kwon on February 19, 2010, 05:39:19 AM
T̥̠̑͊ͮ̔ͬ̔hͩͯ̇͂́͗͠҉̗͚̬aͭ̆ͣ́҉҉͏̜̼̣̫̩͈t͒̅ͩͫ ̟̼̣̮̖͕̹̖̈́̀͠ ͖̯̜̤͐̀̽̿̎̓̑̚̕͢ͅͅi̴̺̯͓͇̯ͭ͂̊͛ͨ͒͑̂ͧ͡s̔̋ͣ̀ͨ̊ ̷̨̮̮̫͙̯̥̋ ̢̩̘̙͓̘̳͍ͧ̌͆͌̒́ͅa̸̱̩̬͋̒̄̉̆́͘sͭ̚҉̶̻͚ ̛͉̯̮̳̩̥͑̿͊̊̈́̂c̒͂̿͗҉̹͇̫̙͡r̖͓̖̺̩̠̞̩ͥͧͤ̌͜eͫ ̵͉̖̠̘̱̞̑ͫ̎͗ͫ͒͟e͎͚̩͓̭͉ͧ̊̍͐ͅͅp̹̞̗͖ͣͯͩ̋́ỹ̉ ̜͖̰̗̥̗̱͕̐̾̒͜ ̇̆̚҉͈͕̝̫̟̪͜͝a̵̫̮ͨͧ̀s̡̹͍͙̱͓ͣ̅̏ͯ̎͐ͦ̚͢͡ ̝̳͙ ̵̱̦̬͎̒̒̄̀ͬ͌̀͞t̨̠͙ͧͣ̈́ͦ̔ͤͫh̟̯̤ͤ̓͋͂̆̂ͭͪe̊̌̚ ̺͇͚̈́̉̀ͅͅ ̨̜̱̱̈́̊̾̈́͝Z̓ͣ̀̄҉̰̱͙͓̝̻͝ͅä̸̝͔̠̘̬̳̟́͌͋̐͑̂̈́̈ ͔̜ḷ̘̻̏ͧ̌̆ͥg̴̭̙͉͓͔̍̏́ǫ̙̪͚̝̠̂̃̓̍̑͆̈̅ ̬ ̆͑͑ͥ̓̄͏͉͖͙t̨͙͌̀̄ͤ̅ͭ͂ͬ̀͟e̼͛̈ͮ̅x̧̮̳̮͙̜͖̠̌͆ ṯ̷̴̲͍͍̦̘͎̓̐ͬ͛̿̽ͣ̽ ̾̿̓ͥ̈́̔͜҉͉s͖̏̂̀̾͐t̜̹̭̹͇̠͂̊̆͝ŭ̿̒́̍̚҉̵͖̩̮̜ ̭̪f̶̬̹͔̟͉̐̈͐̓́f̠̩̯̟̞̺̙̑ͨ̎̈.̦̩̘͓̰͓̺ͩ͋͗ͥ̒͞ ̪

Dr Chimps > Seva

T̥̠̑͊ͮ̔ͬ̔hͩͯ̇͂́͗͠҉̗͚̬aͭ̆ͣ́҉҉͏̜̼̣̫̩͈t͒̅ͩͫ ̟̼̣̮̖͕̹̖̈́̀͠ ͖̯̜̤͐̀̽̿̎̓̑̚̕͢ͅͅi̴̺̯͓͇̯ͭ͂̊͛ͨ͒͑̂ͧ͡s̔̋ͣ̀ͨ̊ ̷̨̮̮̫͙̯̥̋ ̢̩̘̙͓̘̳͍ͧ̌͆͌̒́ͅa̸̱̩̬͋̒̄̉̆́͘sͭ̚҉̶̻͚ ̛͉̯̮̳̩̥͑̿͊̊̈́̂c̒͂̿͗҉̹͇̫̙͡r̖͓̖̺̩̠̞̩ͥͧͤ̌͜eͫ ̵͉̖̠̘̱̞̑ͫ̎͗ͫ͒͟e͎͚̩͓̭͉ͧ̊̍͐ͅͅp̹̞̗͖ͣͯͩ̋́ỹ̉ ̜͖̰̗̥̗̱͕̐̾̒͜ ̇̆̚҉͈͕̝̫̟̪͜͝a̵̫̮ͨͧ̀s̡̹͍͙̱͓ͣ̅̏ͯ̎͐ͦ̚͢͡ ̝̳͙ ̵̱̦̬͎̒̒̄̀ͬ͌̀͞t̨̠͙ͧͣ̈́ͦ̔ͤͫh̟̯̤ͤ̓͋͂̆̂ͭͪe̊̌̚ ̺͇͚̈́̉̀ͅͅ ̨̜̱̱̈́̊̾̈́͝Z̓ͣ̀̄҉̰̱͙͓̝̻͝ͅä̸̝͔̠̘̬̳̟́͌͋̐͑̂̈́̈ ͔̜ḷ̘̻̏ͧ̌̆ͥg̴̭̙͉͓͔̍̏́ǫ̙̪͚̝̠̂̃̓̍̑͆̈̅ ̬ ̆͑͑ͥ̓̄͏͉͖͙t̨͙͌̀̄ͤ̅ͭ͂ͬ̀͟e̼͛̈ͮ̅x̧̮̳̮͙̜͖̠̌͆ ṯ̷̴̲͍͍̦̘͎̓̐ͬ͛̿̽ͣ̽ ̾̿̓ͥ̈́̔͜҉͉s͖̏̂̀̾͐t̜̹̭̹͇̠͂̊̆͝ŭ̿̒́̍̚҉̵͖̩̮̜ ̭̪f̶̬̹͔̟͉̐̈͐̓́f̠̩̯̟̞̺̙̑ͨ̎̈.̦̩̘͓̰͓̺ͩ͋͗ͥ̒͞ ̪
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 19, 2010, 05:39:45 AM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM !!!!!!!




Looks like a decent sized guy with clever little monkey eyes.  I want you to let those eyebrows grow back tho, doc.  You're way past Palumbo with the plucking and into razor territory here.   ;D
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2010, 05:57:46 AM
Looks like a decent sized guy with clever little monkey eyes.  I want you to let those eyebrows grow back tho, doc.  You're way past Palumbo with the plucking and into razor territory here.   ;D
That's ok, bro. No plucking. I look a tad different these days. Basal cell carcinomae will do that to ya. 'Course, I'll take cancer over being a Romanian internet sociopathic stalker, anyday.  :)  

/see the bandage on the left side of my face? imagine someone asking you to rate pain on a scale of 1-10. they did that on a weekly session for 3 months. being canadian and all, i mumbled: 'that's only a '2': 'hit me!'

/i cried like a baby every time  
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 19, 2010, 06:16:49 AM
That's ok, bro. No plucking. I look a tad different these days. Basal cell carcinomae will do that to ya. 'Course, I'll take cancer over being a Romanian internet sociopathic stalker, anyday.  :) 




Old Pop recommended Servan-Schreiber's "Anti-Cancer, A New Way Of Life" to me after a bout with testicular cancer.  They should have called it Anti-Bodybuilding since it's basically a prescription for skinny, but the author probably wasn't thinking about winning the Arnold.

I don't know dude.  I always pictured you half pissed, leaning against a styrofoam cooler, yelling profanities at the ump, like Boilermaker from The Bears.  This civilized out to dinner thing is throwing me for a loop.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2010, 06:28:14 AM
LOL. Nice. Buttermaker! Back in the Hollywood Robert Evan's great days!! Just watched AMC run The GodFather Tuesday night!!!.It is my go-to-movie -ie.. when i see it, i put the remote on the table. the gf just walks away.  ;D  
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 19, 2010, 06:44:49 AM
LOL. Nice. Buttermaker! Back in the Hollywood Robert Evan's great days!! Just watched AMC run The GodFather Tuesday night!!!.It is my go-to-movie -ie.. when i see it, i put the remote on the table. the gf just walks away.  ;D  

Pwned  :(

Great flicks.  Got the trilogy on DVD, actually purchased, no pirate.  Still waiting for an opportunity to wish some newlyweds that their first child be a masculine child.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 19, 2010, 06:50:58 AM
Looks like a decent sized guy with clever little monkey eyes.  I want you to let those eyebrows grow back tho, doc.  You're way past Palumbo with the plucking and into razor territory here.   ;D
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

BRUTAL

just BRUTAL !
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2010, 06:54:41 AM
Bad News Bears!? Who doesn't like that flick? Cancer survivors? Romanian gypsies?   
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 19, 2010, 07:01:17 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!

Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: SF1900 on February 19, 2010, 07:04:15 AM
The mall cops are the best  ::)
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2010, 07:15:02 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!
Not a bad swing. Elbow *down,* Follow-, through * is ok, for a lob-ball tourney. Cal?
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: CalvinH on February 19, 2010, 07:33:55 AM







Nice job on the qoute funtion CalvinH.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2010, 07:40:48 AM
Nice job on the qoute funtion CalvinH.
HIGHT
HIGH VOLTAGE!
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: CalvinH on February 19, 2010, 07:46:07 AM
HIGHT
HIGH VOLTAGE!




AC/DC!
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: BIG_STI on February 19, 2010, 08:04:24 AM
You look like shit
You are ugly,like an aids victim with a hook nose
You probably arent strong,since I doubt you even train
You dress like a homeless man
You have no job so how do you earn any money


Haha brutal truth, this third world loser hasn't worked in years. He's so poor it's a joke, can't even afford a car. I feel sorry for this 170lb ugly skinny/fat gypsy
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 19, 2010, 08:39:18 AM
Haha brutal truth, this third world loser hasn't worked in years. He's so poor it's a joke, can't even afford a car. I feel sorry for this 170lb ugly skinny/fat gypsy
I am calling bullshit on you claiming to have a girlfriend
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: drkaje on February 19, 2010, 10:17:10 AM
That's ok, bro. No plucking. I look a tad different these days. Basal cell carcinomae will do that to ya. 'Course, I'll take cancer over being a Romanian internet sociopathic stalker, anyday.  :)  

/see the bandage on the left side of my face? imagine someone asking you to rate pain on a scale of 1-10. they did that on a weekly session for 3 months. being canadian and all, i mumbled: 'that's only a '2': 'hit me!'

/i cried like a baby every time  

Doc's a bad motherplucker!!
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 19, 2010, 01:00:56 PM
Doc's a bad motherplucker!!
if by bad u mean gay then yes : he is very bad !
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2010, 01:19:56 PM
if by bad u mean gay then yes : he is very bad !
Wow! Where's that amazing Swerdlow Inter-galatic channeling?  ::)

/post up my pic, bitch   :-*
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 19, 2010, 03:10:17 PM
Wow! Where's that amazing Swerdlow Inter-galatic channeling?  ::)

/post up my pic, bitch   :-*
hey mutant .... word in the conspiracy circles is that the Iluminati fucked up .... sorry ... fucked you up

They tried creating a strong viril man... you developed so they were like : " Fuck this ! Let's try again " ... then they made me hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2010, 03:25:29 PM
hey mutant .... word in the conspiracy circles is that the Iluminati fucked up .... sorry ... fucked you up

They tried creating a strong viril man... you developed so they were like : " Fuck this ! Let's try again " ... then they made me hahahahahaha
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder)
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 19, 2010, 03:45:08 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder)

you weren't a pretty kid I'll tell you that much  :-X

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2008/07/1389014.jpg)
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: NapoMan on February 19, 2010, 11:12:58 PM
what the hell is that?
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: HTexan on February 20, 2010, 02:55:59 AM
Why do these stooges who do mall security and site security and that bullshit think they are some form of police officer?  I see so many of them on power trips acting like they are all in charge. I've never understood this, 99% of the time they are obese uneducated tools making 10 bucks an hour.
I think the try to act tough so no one will miss with them, becuase they dont have real weapons and the flashlight is not going to cut it against a lowlife with a gun.

Plus i think the high ups just hire security people so they can claim so if them get sued.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 20, 2010, 03:26:46 AM
what the hell is that?
dr chimps as a newborn

I know ...not  a pretty sight
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Ursus on February 20, 2010, 05:06:48 AM
Sev, seriously why are you such an asshole?

What is your problem with the world? What has it done to you?
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 20, 2010, 08:03:07 AM
Sev, seriously why are you such an asshole?

What is your problem with the world? What has it done to you?
I have a problem with retards like you who lie and try to pass as modest while it is obvious you are full of issues

Other than that it's all good with " the world "

Stop generalizing, as my problems are with a few specific individuals, and you know who YOU are ;)
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: Ursus on February 20, 2010, 06:37:08 PM
I hopeyou know these individuals personally and you are referring to individuals in your life. However if you are referring to people on an internet message board, (regardless of any issues I may or may not have) admitting this certainly suggest you are the one with some sort of problem worrying with people you will never know and never meet.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: chaos on February 20, 2010, 06:52:10 PM
Sev, seriously why are you such an asshole?

What is your problem with the world? What has it done to you?
LOL ;D
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: delta9mda on February 20, 2010, 06:52:21 PM
Why do these stooges who do mall security and site security and that bullshit think they are some form of police officer?  I see so many of them on power trips acting like they are all in charge. I've never understood this, 99% of the time they are obese uneducated tools making 10 bucks an hour.
personal security is a glock 17 or 26 and a ccw permit.
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: HTexan on February 20, 2010, 07:38:14 PM
personal security is a glock 17 or 26 and a ccw permit.
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sw m&p ftw!!!
Title: Re: Personal Security?
Post by: chaos on February 20, 2010, 07:41:29 PM
personal security is a glock 17 or 26 and a ccw permit.
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sw m&p ftw!!!
ClavinH is going to be pissed. >:(