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Title: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 17, 2010, 06:32:37 PM
...what would you do ?
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:35:02 PM
go back to the 60s and fuck some pussy and get me 1967 mustang
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 17, 2010, 06:35:56 PM
Kill my grandma when she was 9.  :D
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Post by: johnnynoname on February 17, 2010, 06:37:27 PM
..i'd take back all the words that had hurt you...and you'd stay
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:40:52 PM
..i'd take back all the words that had hurt you...and you'd stay
lmfao   how did you think of that so quickly. Fucking classic
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: drkaje on February 17, 2010, 06:42:38 PM
Make a few billion dollars and buy some islands.

I'd also meet a few historical people like Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, etc..
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Post by: JaggyShortBuff on February 17, 2010, 06:43:39 PM
The crucifixion to see exactly how it went down....
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: slacker on February 17, 2010, 06:48:25 PM
The crucifixion to see exactly how it went down....
x2
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Post by: wes mantooth on February 17, 2010, 08:32:21 PM
meet a few historical people like Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, etc..

what if they didnt live up to your expectation?
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Post by: TrueGrit on February 17, 2010, 08:35:46 PM
 Ancient Rome - buy some hot female slaves.
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Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 17, 2010, 09:02:58 PM
id go back and visit my teenage self






























and whoop his ass
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: TrueGrit on February 17, 2010, 09:24:41 PM
Ancient Rome - Buy some hot female slaves and then take in some good old blood and guts gore at the colosseum.


Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: noworries on February 17, 2010, 11:32:31 PM
GO BACK TO FEB 28 1998 AND SLEEP AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 17, 2010, 11:33:14 PM
GO BACK TO FEB 28 1998 AND SLEEP AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE

back story?
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: jon cole on February 17, 2010, 11:34:17 PM
go back to 1996 to slap in the face and kick in the nuts the lazy and lousy student i used to be.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: yng466 on February 17, 2010, 11:36:55 PM
Move into a fucking cave!!!!!!! :D ;D
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Mars on February 17, 2010, 11:44:27 PM
what if they didnt live up to your expectation?

they will never live up to our expectations, assuming they once lived. therefore they are mythical figures. if you strip them from that magical aura there will nothing be over from it. the image we already have of jesus his attractive looks for example is ridiculous.
but i love to tell these muslims about their muhammed what i have seen, offcourse recorded.
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Post by: PRIVATE RYAN on February 17, 2010, 11:52:57 PM
I'll try to get a bath in milk
with Cleopatra just to see what the
hype was about.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: indie-lad on February 17, 2010, 11:54:04 PM
Go back to 2008 and not make the same mistakes I did with my x.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Mars on February 17, 2010, 11:55:19 PM
if i could get back i would do better my best on school.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Nasty Nate on February 17, 2010, 11:59:40 PM
I'd go back in time and give my younger self a book containing 50 years of sports statistics... it would be like winning the lotto for 50 years and not having to worry about a thing.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: jon cole on February 18, 2010, 12:25:45 AM
I'd go back in time and give my younger self a book containing 50 years of sports statistics... it would be like winning the lotto for 50 years and not having to worry about a thing.

Marty mac Fly ???
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Figo on February 18, 2010, 12:42:53 AM
I'd go back in time and give my younger self a book containing 50 years of sports statistics... it would be like winning the lotto for 50 years and not having to worry about a thing.

exactly my thoughts!
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Wiggs on February 18, 2010, 04:01:34 AM
Find all your grandparents and murder them.  put some money in the market.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: SaltShaker on February 18, 2010, 04:09:27 AM
open a business with jesus, turn water to wine and sell it... we'd make millions
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: JasonH on February 18, 2010, 04:15:13 AM
I'd go back to May 28th 2004, the day I joined Getbig, and try and think up something more original than "BigJ".  :-\
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Post by: Hulkotron on February 18, 2010, 04:23:17 AM
I'd take state
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Post by: Wiggs on February 18, 2010, 04:27:50 AM
I'd take state

You and Napoleon ever get that thing workin' Uncle Rico?
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 05:03:17 AM
I'd go back to May 28th 2004, the day I joined Getbig, and try and think up something more original than "BigJ".  :-\
you are right ... it is lame
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 18, 2010, 05:07:24 AM
You and Napoleon ever get that thing workin' Uncle Rico?

the guy playing Adebisi is a hot piece of ass.  what's your previous name, gimmick?
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 05:15:52 AM
the guy playing Adebisi is a hot piece of ass.  what's your previous name, gimmick?
You are an interesting gimmick


a self admited pole smoker shittalker

didn't know fags had ego's

do you swallow ? if yes, did you notice positive effects on your skin ?
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: drkaje on February 18, 2010, 05:37:02 AM
what if they didnt live up to your expectation?

I am without expectations. I'm simply curious what takes they would have on the modern applications of their principles.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Parker on February 18, 2010, 05:46:55 AM
I am without expectations. I'm simply curious what takes they would have on the modern applications of their principles.
Well, since Jesus possibly study buddhist principles in his "missing" yrs, both would probably be quite pissed that their principles have been used to conquer nations, divide people's, neighbor's, husband and wives.

Me, I'd see my mistakes with a better lense. But as the saying goes, everything happens for a reason.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: affeman on February 18, 2010, 06:11:22 AM
Check out the 1993 and the 1999 Mr Olympia from the front row, to find out if Dorian or Ronnie was better.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 06:19:50 AM
Would definantly check out Persepolis before Alexander fucked it up XD.

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v249/78/51/678930000/n678930000_2986974_1263.jpg)
you should go back tpo the day your parents were fucking and convince your dad to use a condom
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: affeman on February 18, 2010, 06:21:30 AM
you should go back tpo the day your parents were fucking and convince your dad to use a condom

Maybe he did?
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Stark on February 18, 2010, 06:28:11 AM
Go back in time and start a drug free getbig

Only joking

I probably would go back to Viking times - love Vikings - 13th warrior comes to mind

Quote: My mother... was pure woman...and came from a noble background....... and at least I know who my father is (DRAMATIC PAUSE) you pigeating son of a whore :D
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: kiwiol on February 18, 2010, 06:28:46 AM
Haters be hatin  8)

Have you been to Baalbek?

Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 06:30:18 AM
Have you been to Baalbek?


no

but he def went to Barebaak
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: kiwiol on February 18, 2010, 06:31:36 AM
lol
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Post by: CalvinH on February 18, 2010, 06:33:41 AM
Mirage hotel by the ice-machine :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 06:35:21 AM
No, but it looks nice from the wiki pictures. Definantly like to see more places like that.
My fav fag, I need more pics of you...newer material, cause the homolicious drag party pics you had are getting old and the jokes are becoming stale

So could you post more pics please ? newer

Thanx in advance, Yoda
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 18, 2010, 06:41:25 AM
I thought you had my 600 facebookpics on your harddrive? Got bored stud? XD

Just for you ;)
:D

no you didn't

the little black vertical patch of pubic hair under your lower lip looks like a tiny black penis, while your lips look like a persian sideways vagina. Why are you doing this to yourself ??
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: affeman on February 18, 2010, 06:46:47 AM
That's not Aldo the Apache
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: CalvinH on February 18, 2010, 06:53:09 AM
I'd be winning alot of lottery's
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Kwon on February 18, 2010, 07:01:27 AM
Cool look Xerxes

Were you in that movie "Inglorious Basterds" by Quentin Tarantino?
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: Hulkotron on February 18, 2010, 07:02:41 AM
Who is the big-tittied whore in the background of xerxes's photo?
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: spinnis on February 18, 2010, 07:09:40 AM
Go back to 2008 and not make the same mistakes I did with my x.

you have a time machine and the chance to do whaever the fuck you want .

And all you want to do is go back 2 years to a fucking woman?!?!

god damnit you're pathetic. stop posting.
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Post by: YngiweRhoads on February 18, 2010, 07:20:52 AM
I'd probably go back and prevent Michael Jackson from taking that fatal overdose.




At least this guy is still with us. Praise Jeebus!
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: jaejonna on February 18, 2010, 07:35:28 AM
I think the majority of ppl would do the 'back to the Future' thing, that way you can enjoy life with the people you live with rather than go back to some obscure point in time and get use to no electricity and no internet
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on February 18, 2010, 07:52:05 AM
I would actually love to go back and stop The Church from having so much power hindering knowledge and technology and see how far the world had progressed because of this action when I get back. I figure the majority of close minded religions would have been terminated and there will be vacations to the moon and mars....
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: drmarkp on February 18, 2010, 07:52:33 AM
...what would you do ?

I'd buy stock in WalMart
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: StAge ThRee on February 18, 2010, 09:11:50 AM
I'd take state
you look good there.  You're top athlete material.
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: saopl on February 18, 2010, 11:38:20 AM
I'd buy stock in WalMart Apple

Fixed.

$13 Billion last quarter, wtf?
Title: Re: If you had a time machine ....
Post by: saopl on February 18, 2010, 11:55:12 AM
Why is everyone wanting to go back into the past? Fuck the past.

Future for me, I want a lightsaber and my own spaceship.