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I think it's a territorial thing.... I feel powerful when I take a dump at someone else's house.
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I don't let people shit at my house unless they live here!
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I think it's a territorial thing.... I feel powerful when I take a dump at someone else's house.
As Alpha males, do we have to flush when we're done?
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I prefer crapping in my own toilet.
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I think it's a territorial thing.... I feel powerful when I take a dump at someone else's house.
Im flying down there and crashing at your place somewhere around Octoberish for a month
just so you know
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My friend and his wife just purchased a home, and I was the first one to take a dump in it. I felt so proud, like I marked my spot. Since they have 2 separate bathrooms, I always make sure to take a dump in her toilet and not his. She always calls me gross ???
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Im flying down there and crashing at your place somewhere around Octoberish for a month
just so you know
Is Twila coming as well?
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even more alpha male is taking a book from their shelf in there with you to pass the time.
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even more alpha male is taking a Hustler, Penthouse or a Playboy from their shelf in there with you to pass the time.
Fixed. ;)
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As Alpha males, do we have to flush when we're done?
I think we should flush, but we secretly know as alpha males our poo's will be too large to go down the toilet and the person who lives in the house will have to get a coat hanger to mash up the poo to make it flush 8)
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Is Twila coming as well?
no
and you better get me laid with a half decent breathing female
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no
and you better get me laid with a half decent breathing female
So, it can be a doll? :o ;D
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So, it can be a doll? :o ;D
of course
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I think it's a territorial thing.... I feel powerful when I take a dump at someone else's house.
I only shit at home unless it cant be avoided. ie vacation or emergency crap
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I think we should flush, but we secretly know as alpha males our poo's will be too large to go down the toilet and the person who lives in the house will have to get a coat hanger to mash up the poo to make it flush 8)
you are the furthest thing from an alpha male
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not a big fan of it...it always seems to be a monster and a never ending wiper when your at a friends house and you never know where the plunger is...it seems to always turn into a headache....someone should post a link up to that poo story on some board witht he stickman pictures ha ha it was gold
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My diet is so good that I do not generate any waste products so I am not sure what this "dump taking" is like ???
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I took an upper-decker the last time I was at the ex's house.
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no
and you better get me laid with a half decent breathing female
Those young Canadians might still be here :o
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you are the furthest thing from an alpha male
Oh brother, the horse face is talking to me again....
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Well, it's happened , but it's nothing i think about / strive to do often.
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For sure, always an experience.
But never as satisfying as in your own home.
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Just doesn't feel the same. I need to shit at home on my thrown. Or if it's at work, on the company's dollar.. only exception to the golden rule. 8)
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I think it's a territorial thing.... I feel powerful when I take a dump at someone else's house.
I don't really have anything positive connected to this.. but I do enjoy going to a girl's house to drop a load in her pussy.
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i like to get completely nude before i take a dump, i find i can take a wider stance with out my ankles being hogtied with my under wear
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I think it's a territorial thing.... I feel powerful when I take a dump at someone else's house.
Nope. I have to have home field advantage. I guess my away game is weak. :-\
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I think it's a territorial thing.... I feel powerful when I take a dump at someone else's house.
Do you ever take a piss at someone's house and miss the toilet for a split second cos of the randomly-directed nature of aiming your piss, meaning you accidentally cover their nice rug or magazine for a second before you can redirect at the toilet? But you can't mention it to them after cos it's more trouble than it's worth?
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Do you ever take a piss at someone's house and miss the toilet for a split second cos of the randomly-directed nature of aiming your piss, meaning you accidentally cover their nice rug or magazine for a second before you can redirect at the toilet? But you can't mention it to them after cos it's more trouble than it's worth?
only mexicans do that
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i like to get completely nude before i take a dump, i find i can take a wider stance with out my ankles being hogtied with my under wear
Sumo dump is the way of the warrior!
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what kind of retard has any kind or carpet/rug near a toilet. Just asking for trouble.....
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I like to say I'm going to smoke a cigarette then just shit in their backyard.
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Sumo dump is the way of the warrior!
its buttheads like you that destroy a bathroom by sumo dumping...no one has that great of an aim..and you end up dumping all over the bowl..and causing a toxic mess...i've dumped at other people's homes but never when its a crowded house...i'm a morning dumper though so it's either in work or at home.
i had a buddy who shit at someone's house during a house party and overflowed the toilet...30 minutes later the dude had brown water leaking through his ceiling...fucking whole party stood outside for the rest of the night.
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its buttheads like you that destroy a bathroom by sumo dumping...no one has that great of an aim..and you end up dumping all over the bowl..and causing a toxic mess...
Haha, don't take it so personally, Janitor Bob.
Actually, I was likening the spread leg seated posture afforded by the removal of underwear to a sumo deadlift stance. Bit of a stretch maybe, but I didn't actually mean a B-52 style crap. Although that's a hell of an idea. Thanks!
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are there women who dont poo?
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Haha, don't take it so personally, Janitor Bob.
Actually, I was likening the spread leg seated posture afforded by the removal of underwear to a sumo deadlift stance. Bit of a stretch maybe, but I didn't actually mean a B-52 style crap. Although that's a hell of an idea. Thanks!
http://www.bobthejanitor.com/
i actually cleaned offices in high school and colleges..fucking lawyers were the worst...you would have thought they rolled around in the shit after they were done...
women do the b-52 style...dirties bathrooms around!
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http://www.bobthejanitor.com/
i actually cleaned offices in high school and colleges..fucking lawyers were the worst...you would have thought they rolled around in the shit after they were done...
women do the b-52 style...dirties bathrooms around!
Shock & horror. But I already figured lawyers were craphounds. Hell, look at Special Ed.
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Those young Canadians might still be here :o
Then at least someone will get it done with them.
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Then at least someone will get it done with them.
Jeez
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Jeez
What would you know you just fling your poo at people anyway ;D
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What would you know you just fling your poo at people anyway ;D
:D
Dr. Chimps is a Monkey!! Dance Monkey, Dance!! :o
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:D
Dr. Chimps is a Monkey!! Dance Monkey, Dance!! :o
Chimps are apes, and apes don' t dance. :)
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I took an upper-decker the last time I was at the ex's house.
Is this any relation to a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Dirty Sanchez"?
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I think it's a territorial thing.... I feel powerful when I take a dump at someone else's house.
i dont shit at other peoples houses and i frown upon those that come to my house and then use my bathroom....
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yes.....
yes i do
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when u gotta shit you gotta shit! if it's a nice clean bathroom, i will do it! if it ain't, well... ;D
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This reminds me of what happened to me in high school.
I was at my friends house, and he's "slightly" white trashy. By slightly, I mean hugely white trash.
So we're sitting in his basement (this was my first time over at his house), and i need to take a huge shit. I ask him where the shitter is, he points me to it.
I go in the "bathroom", which was in fact just a cornered off section of the basement with a shower curtain as a door. I move the curtain, and there's nothing but a 2" piece of pvc piping sticking out of the wall with about, i'd say a 3" funnel / cone on top of it. Now, I've seen this stuff at this before, you piss in it (granted, outdoors at festivals and what not) But it was oddly around the perfect height for shitting.
So, I squat over it, but it was like a 1/4" squat because it was still pretty high. So i'm 1/4 squatting and trying to shit. If you've ever tried this before, it's really fucking hard. I'm pretty sure the human mechanics are somehow setup so you have to have quads parallel to the ground to shit.
Anyways, somehow, finally by the grace of God, turds start coming out. But they weren't just little turds. Hard at first, then an explosion of shit. I swear, i've never shit more in my life. So, I shit, fill it up (it's about a 2" wide pipe by about 2 feet in length, not that hard to fill up). I look around, no toilet paper. I find a greasy shirt (the basement was used by my friend's old man as kind of a shop, so he had rags and what not laying around), wipe my ass with it.
Now, what do i do with the shit filled pvc pipe? I take the faucet (it was one of those stretchy ones you can pull out), and start slowly pouring water on it. Nothing, shit's solid, not moving, it's like clay.
So what do i do? Tell my friend I have to go, that my mom paged me (yes, early 90's).
I walk home, about a 30 minute walk. My parents are sitting by the phone laughing. There was an answering machine message.
"Hi, this is Mrs..... , .....'s mother. Your son was over at our house today and he took a dump in our laundry machine runoff tube. Next time, please let him know that the bathroom door is on the other side of the hall, and yes, we do have a toilet. Have a nice day".
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Hawkins, I betvthey had their son clean that shit up too.
Have you guys ever heard of the "grunters". Dudes who moan and grunt when they take a dump. Like hey are given birth, and then when they come out of the bathroom, they say "Aw man, that WAS a GOOD SHIT!"
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Hawkins, I betvthey had their son clean that shit up too.
Have you guys ever heard of the "grunters". Dudes who moan and grunt when they take a dump. Like hey are given birth, and then when they come out of the bathroom, they say "Aw man, that WAS a GOOD SHIT!"
I don't like the toilets at my work..... they have no music and and its deadly quiet, so when there is a dude shitting in the stall right next to me I can hear everything :( Abnormal breathing, grunts, even the dudes surprise when he drops his turd and a splash of water comes up and gets him on the ass.
I have started taking my ipod with me now.
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I took an upper-decker the last time I was at the ex's house.
good man...And anyone who doesn't allow someone to shit in there house deserves the same...
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I don't like the toilets at my work..... they have no music and and its deadly quiet, so when there is a dude shitting in the stall right next to me I can hear everything :( Abnormal breathing, grunts, even the dudes surprise when he drops his turd and a splash of water comes up and gets him on the ass.
I have started taking my ipod with me now.
Nice job man.