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Title: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 05:10:30 PM
OK I have the option of 4 girls--yes its true, I actually can get girls.

1. I stay in town but she has 2 kids and wants someone stable           7%

2. I go 150 miles, she is 27 and dirty, has one kid. No relationship but I could nut her for a few days.     28%

3. I go 250 miles, she is 46 with no kids. She talks of "taking me in her mouth" and "howling at a full moon". It is 50/50 that I would walk out alive but my world would be rocked.     11%

4. I go 450 miles. She is 38, has her shit together. Guaranteed sex, prolly gonna pay for everything.  Is really into me and theres a strong chance could get me to be more normal.     54%

I have put my % chance of what I think I should do, but lets see what everyone thinks. Obviously majority will win and thats where I will go.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: WillGrant on February 22, 2010, 05:12:36 PM
OK I have the option of 4 girls--yes its true, I actually can get girls.

1. I stay in town but she has 2 kids and wants someone stable           7%

2. I go 150 miles, she is 27 and dirty, has one kid. No relationship but I could nut her for a few days.     28%

3. I go 250 miles, she is 46 with no kids. She talks of "taking me in her mouth" and "howling at a full moon". It is 50/50 that I would walk out alive but my world would be rocked.     11%

4. I go 450 miles. She is 38, has her shit together. Guaranteed sex, prolly gonna pay for everything.  Is really into me and theres a strong chance could get me to be more normal.     54%

I have put my % chance of what I think I should do, but lets see what everyone thinks. Obviously majority will win and thats where I will go.
27 YO For me  :D but do what you feel is right for you mate.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: danielson on February 22, 2010, 05:14:03 PM
Gonna need to see some pics to help you decide.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: TrueGrit on February 22, 2010, 05:14:32 PM
Gonna need to see some pics to help you decide.

x4
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: newmom on February 22, 2010, 05:14:45 PM
I would not go with the young girl, even if you tell her you want nothing serious, most women will always want more.

Go with the 250 mile girl

But do what you feel is right

and if any of these girls have you meet the kids, THEY ARE NUTS
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: odilly on February 22, 2010, 05:15:13 PM
i say you hit up 2 and 3 on your way to number 4 number three sounds like it would be a real "dear diary" moments although it could end up with you being raped and never speaking of it again. But you should end up at 4 money and normal thats the life.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: tendonitis on February 22, 2010, 05:16:26 PM
27 and dirty is very tempting but 4 is probably the right choice
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: wicknilly on February 22, 2010, 05:16:38 PM
i say you hit up 2 and 3 on your way to number 4 number three sounds like it would be a real "dear diary" moments although it could end up with you being raped and never speaking of it again. But you should end up at 4 money and normal thats the life.

x2
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: Hulkotron on February 22, 2010, 05:16:43 PM
150+ miles is too far to go for a pickle tickle.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 05:18:25 PM
Gonna need to see some pics to help you decide.

who are you? are you new on this site?
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: danielson on February 22, 2010, 05:21:02 PM
who are you? are you new on this site?

Nah man, I have been busy. Moved out of state, got domesticated etc. How you been bro?
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 05:22:37 PM
k I wont post pics -- but I dont exactly get 10's so lets do descriptions

1. Chubby--best face I have ever seen--great person friend material
2. The hottest of the bunch--amazzzzzzzzzzing body 10/10 body, fitness model body I'd last 30 seconds
3. Easily could be on milf porn--picture big 80's hair and tight leopard spandex with a crazed look---might actually post this one
4. Not heavy so much as a big girl. She's 5 foot 11. Probably played b ball in school.  Stunning face, great style, very intelligent (well being with me thats questionable).
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 05:23:36 PM
Nah man, I have been busy. Moved out of state, got domesticated etc. How you been bro?

quite good
what state are you in?
Was it with the amazing body milfy type that you posted on here?
I ruined myself to those pics a few times
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: danielson on February 22, 2010, 05:24:14 PM
k I wont post pics -- but I dont exactly get 10's so lets do descriptions

1. Chubby--best face I have ever seen--great person friend material
2. The hottest of the bunch--amazzzzzzzzzzing body 10/10 body, fitness model body I'd last 30 seconds
3. Easily could be on milf porn--picture big 80's hair and tight leopard spandex with a crazed look---might actually post this one
4. Not heavy so much as a big girl. She's 5 foot 11. Probably played b ball in school.  Stunning face, great style, very intelligent (well being with me thats questionable).

amazzzzzzzzzzing body 10/10 body- This one :)
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: danielson on February 22, 2010, 05:25:41 PM
quite good
what state are you in?
Was it with the amazing body milfy type that you posted on here?
I ruined myself to those pics a few times

I live in super exciting Ohio ::) I had to trade in that bitch for a younger one lol.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: 240 is Back on February 22, 2010, 05:26:03 PM
Hit all 4.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: Marty Champions on February 22, 2010, 05:26:13 PM
OK I have the option of 4 girls--yes its true, I actually can get girls.

1. I stay in town but she has 2 kids and wants someone stable           7%

2. I go 150 miles, she is 27 and dirty, has one kid. No relationship but I could nut her for a few days.     28%

3. I go 250 miles, she is 46 with no kids. She talks of "taking me in her mouth" and "howling at a full moon". It is 50/50 that I would walk out alive but my world would be rocked.     11%

4. I go 450 miles. She is 38, has her shit together. Guaranteed sex, prolly gonna pay for everything.  Is really into me and theres a strong chance could get me to be more normal.     54%

I have put my % chance of what I think I should do, but lets see what everyone thinks. Obviously majority will win and thats where I will go.

interesting how god makes the most desirable chick maybe fartherest away and the most work?

one of these are bound to stand you up

u should just jack off and focus on epic leans
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: James Blunt on February 22, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
Hit all 4.
Damn. I'm single and didn't even think of that wonderful answer.  ;D

wtf
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 05:30:18 PM
interesting how god makes the most desirable chick maybe fartherest away and the most work?

one of these are bound to stand you up

u should just jack off and focus on epic leans

I think I have plateaued in this area
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: 240 is Back on February 22, 2010, 05:30:43 PM
"Damn. I'm single and didn't even think of that wonderful answer.  

wtf"


haha... get married... suddenly your ability to grasp lost opportunity will just blossom.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 05:31:06 PM
ok its not like they are distributed in a straight line on the map

WE ARE PICKING ONE AND ONLY ONE HERE
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: odilly on February 22, 2010, 05:32:12 PM
"Damn. I'm single and didn't even think of that wonderful answer.  

wtf"


haha... get married... suddenly your ability to grasp lost opportunity will just blossom.

x2
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: Method101 on February 22, 2010, 05:32:38 PM
4.




3. sounds like shes said that to 100s of guys before.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: odilly on February 22, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
go for four................but she aint ever going ot know about 3 go on friend get raped by the nut case coug..you know you want it
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: 240 is Back on February 22, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
Invite them all over at the same time.

Include a hidden camera and some Absynthe.

You'll get laid, the video clips will amuse us all.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: The.Giant on February 22, 2010, 05:45:08 PM
2

And get pics
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: powermaxx9 on February 22, 2010, 05:50:25 PM
i think there is really one girl... perhaps a cashier at your local supermarket.

but with all the meds you're on, you're seeing quadruple.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 05:51:40 PM
i think there is really one girl... perhaps a cashier at your local supermarket.

but with all the meds you're on, you're seeing quadruple.

hahahahahah

best answer yet
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 07:43:36 PM
cancel 4---leaning towards 2
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: Dave D on February 22, 2010, 08:01:07 PM
Will someone remind me how this relates to oiled up men posing in thongs?

Focus brothers.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: WillGrant on February 22, 2010, 08:03:07 PM
Newmom post the pussy closeups babe
;D
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 08:24:54 PM
Will someone remind me how this relates to oiled up men posing in thongs?

Focus brothers.

my apologies--am searching for ripped glutes immediatley
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: WillGrant on February 22, 2010, 08:28:47 PM
my apologies--am searching for ripped glutes immediatley
:D
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: johnnynoname on February 22, 2010, 08:31:21 PM
my opinion, anything that requires more than 150 miles better look like Elle MacPherson circa 1992
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: Flexb on February 22, 2010, 08:33:48 PM
1 or 4
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: Flexb on February 22, 2010, 08:36:00 PM
1 or 4

Nevermnd, didn't read the descriptions first
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: pellius on February 22, 2010, 09:02:48 PM
my opinion, anything that requires more than 150 miles better look like Elle MacPherson circa 1992

You pretty boys take so much for granted.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 22, 2010, 09:05:22 PM
my opinion, anything that requires more than 150 miles better look like Elle MacPherson circa 1992

well count me out I dont dig that look---me likes some meat on a girls bones
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: HTexan on February 22, 2010, 09:12:48 PM
test the waters with all 4.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: johnnynoname on February 23, 2010, 02:23:27 AM
You pretty boys take so much for granted.

it's hard being "pretty" though cuz everyone thinks you're gay lol
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: dustin on February 23, 2010, 02:26:10 AM
Number two. Or pick up some Cialis and bang the shit out of all them hoes!!
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 23, 2010, 02:27:27 AM
Newmom post the pussy closeups babe

x12
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: newmom on February 23, 2010, 03:59:59 AM
(|) there are you twinks happy now ;D
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: SusanFitness on February 23, 2010, 04:09:53 AM
it's hard being "pretty" though cuz everyone thinks you're gay lol


you ain't pretty, Big Bird.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: Gino30 on February 23, 2010, 04:46:26 AM
k I wont post pics -- but I dont exactly get 10's so lets do descriptions

1. Chubby--best face I have ever seen--great person friend material
2. The hottest of the bunch--amazzzzzzzzzzing body 10/10 body, fitness model body I'd last 30 seconds
3. Easily could be on milf porn--picture big 80's hair and tight leopard spandex with a crazed look---might actually post this one
4. Not heavy so much as a big girl. She's 5 foot 11. Probably played b ball in school.  Stunning face, great style, very intelligent (well being with me thats questionable).

You've been posting a lot lately and talking of "I wont show pics"

Dont take us for granted.....we're all you got...post pics and let GetBig decide

Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: newmom on February 23, 2010, 05:25:06 AM
Gino Disturbia has posted pics its in the y board and I have seen his FB pic, he is a handsome chap..a fucked up one at that but none the less
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 23, 2010, 06:03:17 AM
Gino Disturbia has posted pics its in the y board and I have seen his FB pic, he is a handsome chap..a fucked up one at that but none the less

i think he means the women i am choosing from

Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: CalvinH on February 23, 2010, 06:25:54 AM
i think he means the women i am choosing from





Let's be honest,#1 is the way to go.your way to lazy to travel to see a chick ;)
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: pellius on February 23, 2010, 11:00:23 AM

you ain't pretty, Big Bird.

Quite a mouth on this twat. JNN is the funniest guy on the board and a top tier poster. You on the other hand come across as a spiteful little cuunt with nothing positive to say. Who hurt you? Was it a man? Of course it was.

So what do you look like, fatso?
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: disturbia on February 23, 2010, 11:03:36 AM


Let's be honest,#1 is the way to go.your way to lazy to travel to see a chick ;)

Im to lazy to go to the bathroom so I pee in a Big Gulp cup
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 23, 2010, 11:08:37 AM
"Damn. I'm single and didn't even think of that wonderful answer.  

wtf"


haha... get married... suddenly your ability to grasp lost opportunity will just blossom.

x infinity
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: CalvinH on February 23, 2010, 11:23:37 AM
Im to lazy to go to the bathroom so I pee in a Big Gulp cup



 ;D
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 23, 2010, 04:30:09 PM
People = I hate them all = all problems.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: SusanFitness on February 24, 2010, 04:35:57 AM
Quite a mouth on this twat. JNN is the funniest guy on the board and a top tier poster. You on the other hand come across as a spiteful little cuunt with nothing positive to say. Who hurt you? Was it a man? Of course it was.

So what do you look like, fatso?


hahaha, no surprise to see old saggy tits swinging from someones nuts and melting down. ;D
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: growth on February 24, 2010, 05:13:58 AM
Ok, this is not a funny answer but one that makes the most sense to me unless you would be willing to move:

If you want to go back to more normal just get into a normal relationship - that means: no freaks (2 and 3) and no long distance stuff (4).
And if 1 has a pretty face you could always start and get each other into shape if you think she's too chubby.

4 might also be an option if you or she is prepared to move but it might as well be that she does not expect your "relationship" to be anything serious due to the distance between the two of you.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: pellius on February 24, 2010, 11:48:57 AM

hahaha, no surprise to see old saggy tits swinging from someones nuts and melting down. ;D

Well, since you won't post your pic I'll do it for you. Like I said, you must have been quite the hottie during your time. Sucks that your time is over. Are you losing your hair?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=318324.msg4564911#msg4564911
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: pellius on February 24, 2010, 01:48:53 PM

hahaha, no surprise to see old saggy tits swinging from someones nuts and melting down. ;D

Well, well, well. I guess I have to take back my previous posts. You just stole SusanFitness's id. This is the infamous SquadFather. The pathetic son of a beotch that got chased off the board eons ago.

How pathetic you have to keep coming back with a new gimmick only to be owned into oblivion and having to come back with another gimmick. Why a woman this time? Are you cross dressing now? And you want to make fun of my waistline when you have globs of fat spilling over your baggy shorts and never looked like you've ever stepped into a gym.

God some people here are just so pathetically sad. Please kill yourself already.
Title: Re: GetBig I Desperately Need Your Help
Post by: dr.chimps on February 24, 2010, 02:04:05 PM
OK I have the option of 4 girls--yes its true, I actually can get girls.

1. I stay in town but she has 2 kids and wants someone stable           7%

4. I go 450 miles. She is 38, has her shit together. Guaranteed sex, prolly gonna pay for everything.  Is really into me and theres a strong chance could get me to be more normal.     54%
I would be all thinking I'd be into #4 as she sounds great, but then reality and my, as yet, insurmounted laziness would slam into gear and I'd be heading over to #4's house looking like a grade 8 prom date.