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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: marty31672 on March 08, 2010, 07:50:32 PM
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Good evening,
I am sure that the majority of you are aware that my husband, Martin, joined this forum in early December. Initially, I was pleased with his decision to do so. I assumed that the interaction with fellow bodybuilding enthusiasts and aspiring fighters would be both motivational and educational for my husband. At first my optimism was pleasantly rewarded. Martin would regale me at supper with anecdotes and stories he had read the night before on this "GetBig" message board.
However, over the past several weeks, I have observed an alarming shift in his behavior. Many of you by now know that Martin is a free-spirit with a convivial demeanor. These are the qualities that endear him to friends and family (and it's largely why I fell in love with him). I noticed the changes a few weeks ago. They were subtle at first.
Martin opted to skip a workout session at the gym. This was unusual, but I justified it by making excuses (maybe he doesn't feel well, perhaps work was stressful this week, etc.). Next, his grooming habits changed. Martin began to skip his morning shower. He stopped shaving and brushing his teeth. Worst of all, I have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row. This is when I knew it was time for me to take action, and it didn't take me long to determine the source of Martin's discouragement.
When I logged in to this account, I decided to read some of the old posts. I was, and still am, utterly disgusted at all of the insults and ad hominem attacks directed towards my husband. Some of you ought to be ashamed. Some users in particular (gordiano, for example) seem particularly agitated by my husband’s existence and seem content to bash him at every possible opportunity. I am pleading with you to stop this right now. I still do believe that my husband could benefit a great deal from this message board, and he has already made many great friends here, but the select few I mentioned who are so negative and cynical are ruining the experience for my husband. I do not know, nor do I care, why they choose to act in this manner. Maybe it is jealousy, or maybe they are bitter and miserable in life. It does not matter. Leave my husband alone!
My ultimate goal in posting this message is to encourage the moderators here to delete the cruel remarks made regarding my husband, and to hopefully delete them before he has a chance to read them. I am also reaching out to those who are behind the attacks, and I beg you to stop. My husband is a kind-hearted man who holds no ill-will towards anyone, and some of you people are destroying his vigor and zest for life. Stop it!
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Good evening,
I am sure that the majority of you are aware that my husband, Martin, joined this forum in early December. Initially, I was pleased with his decision to do so. I assumed that the interaction with fellow bodybuilding enthusiasts and aspiring fighters would be both motivational and educational for my husband. At first my optimism was pleasantly rewarded. Martin would regale me at supper with anecdotes and stories he had read the night before on this "GetBig" message board.
However, over the past several weeks, I have observed an alarming shift in his behavior. Many of you by now know that Martin is a free-spirit with a convivial demeanor. These are the qualities that endear him to friends and family (and it's largely why I fell in love with him). I noticed the changes a few weeks ago. They were subtle at first.
Martin opted to skip a workout session at the gym. This was unusual, but I justified it by making excuses (maybe he doesn't feel well, perhaps work was stressful this week, etc.). Next, his grooming habits changed. Martin began to skip his morning shower. He stopped shaving and brushing his teeth. Worst of all, I have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row. This is when I knew it was time for me to take action, and it didn't take me long to determine the source of Martin's discouragement.
When I logged in to this account, I decided to read some of the old posts. I was, and still am, utterly disgusted at all of the insults and ad hominem attacks directed towards my husband. Some of you ought to be ashamed. Some users in particular (gordiano, for example) seem particularly agitated by my husband’s existence and seem content to bash him at every possible opportunity. I am pleading with you to stop this right now. I still do believe that my husband could benefit a great deal from this message board, and he has already made many great friends here, but the select few I mentioned who are so negative and cynical are ruining the experience for my husband. I do not know, nor do I care, why they choose to act in this manner. Maybe it is jealousy, or maybe they are bitter and miserable in life. It does not matter. Leave my husband alone!
My ultimate goal in posting this message is to encourage the moderators here to delete the cruel remarks made regarding my husband, and to hopefully delete them before he has a chance to read them. I am also reaching out to those who are behind the attacks, and I beg you to stop. My husband is a kind-hearted man who holds no ill-will towards anyone, and some of you people are destroying his vigor and zest for life. Stop it!
Maybe if you suck all of our cocks we'll lay off Bitch
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I ain't readin all that shit, bitch.
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(http://www.arturasserver.com/funny/ROFL.jpg)
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Grow a set of Balls. :D
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lol...priceless.....do you also tuck martin in at night and make him peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
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dear wetspot(martins wife)
please accept this photo as a resignation for your husbands balls to the freezer of getbig
sincerely
bench
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Good evening,
I am sure that the majority of you are aware that my husband, Martin, joined this forum in early December. Initially, I was pleased with his decision to do so. I assumed that the interaction with fellow bodybuilding enthusiasts and aspiring fighters would be both motivational and educational for my husband. At first my optimism was pleasantly rewarded. Martin would regale me at supper with anecdotes and stories he had read the night before on this "GetBig" message board.
However, over the past several weeks, I have observed an alarming shift in his behavior. Many of you by now know that Martin is a free-spirit with a convivial demeanor. These are the qualities that endear him to friends and family (and it's largely why I fell in love with him). I noticed the changes a few weeks ago. They were subtle at first.
Martin opted to skip a workout session at the gym. This was unusual, but I justified it by making excuses (maybe he doesn't feel well, perhaps work was stressful this week, etc.). Next, his grooming habits changed. Martin began to skip his morning shower. He stopped shaving and brushing his teeth. Worst of all, I have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row. This is when I knew it was time for me to take action, and it didn't take me long to determine the source of Martin's discouragement.
When I logged in to this account, I decided to read some of the old posts. I was, and still am, utterly disgusted at all of the insults and ad hominem attacks directed towards my husband. Some of you ought to be ashamed. Some users in particular (gordiano, for example) seem particularly agitated by my husband’s existence and seem content to bash him at every possible opportunity. I am pleading with you to stop this right now. I still do believe that my husband could benefit a great deal from this message board, and he has already made many great friends here, but the select few I mentioned who are so negative and cynical are ruining the experience for my husband. I do not know, nor do I care, why they choose to act in this manner. Maybe it is jealousy, or maybe they are bitter and miserable in life. It does not matter. Leave my husband alone!
My ultimate goal in posting this message is to encourage the moderators here to delete the cruel remarks made regarding my husband, and to hopefully delete them before he has a chance to read them. I am also reaching out to those who are behind the attacks, and I beg you to stop. My husband is a kind-hearted man who holds no ill-will towards anyone, and some of you people are destroying his vigor and zest for life. Stop it!
Skipping brushing your teeth, showering and working out over the internet.
Locking the door and crying....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
Grow some FUCKING BALLS!
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Do the dishes
are you suggesting martin has to suck his wifes cock before she will allow him to go to bed?
bench
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LOL. Classic thread
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Marty sure is a lucky guy to have such a caring wife. The fact that a twelve year old, thai, mail order bride has such a grasp of the english language is truly impressive. You have got yourself a keeper there Marty. :-*
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This was so pathetic in so many ways. One, he made it all up to entertain GB. Two, it is true and if that is the case than you wouldn't have a computer to begin with. Amazing the feats people will take to "fit in" at GB hahahahaha
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bench
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This was so pathetic in so many ways. One, he made it all up to entertain GB. Two, it is true and if that is the case than you wouldn't have a computer to begin with. Amazing the feats people will take to "fit in" at GB hahahahaha
I just don't get guys that run gimmick after gimmick for years that act like complete assholes and get abused, what are they getting out of it?
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She is right.
When was the last time we saw marty start his posts with, "Hi guys, it's me, marty :) "? :'(
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I just don't get guys that run gimmick after gimmick for years that act like complete assholes and get abused, what are they getting out of it?
remember that time when lee priest said a guy offered to pay lee for for laughing at the guy after the guy shit his pants, and fell down the stairs at the mall?.......same shit, these guys just enjoy public humiliation...
bench
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I just don't get guys that run gimmick after gimmick for years that act like complete assholes and get abused, what are they getting out of it?
Me either. I don't understand it also.
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She is right.
When was the last time we saw marty start his posts with, "Hi guys, it's me, marty :) "? :'(
He has no friends. :o :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Is this for real?? ???
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Good evening,
I am sure that the majority of you are aware that my husband, Martin, joined this forum in early December. Initially, I was pleased with his decision to do so. I assumed that the interaction with fellow bodybuilding enthusiasts and aspiring fighters would be both motivational and educational for my husband. At first my optimism was pleasantly rewarded. Martin would regale me at supper with anecdotes and stories he had read the night before on this "GetBig" message board.
However, over the past several weeks, I have observed an alarming shift in his behavior. Many of you by now know that Martin is a free-spirit with a convivial demeanor. These are the qualities that endear him to friends and family (and it's largely why I fell in love with him). I noticed the changes a few weeks ago. They were subtle at first.
Martin opted to skip a workout session at the gym. This was unusual, but I justified it by making excuses (maybe he doesn't feel well, perhaps work was stressful this week, etc.). Next, his grooming habits changed. Martin began to skip his morning shower. He stopped shaving and brushing his teeth. Worst of all, I have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row. This is when I knew it was time for me to take action, and it didn't take me long to determine the source of Martin's discouragement.
When I logged in to this account, I decided to read some of the old posts. I was, and still am, utterly disgusted at all of the insults and ad hominem attacks directed towards my husband. Some of you ought to be ashamed. Some users in particular (gordiano, for example) seem particularly agitated by my husband’s existence and seem content to bash him at every possible opportunity. I am pleading with you to stop this right now. I still do believe that my husband could benefit a great deal from this message board, and he has already made many great friends here, but the select few I mentioned who are so negative and cynical are ruining the experience for my husband. I do not know, nor do I care, why they choose to act in this manner. Maybe it is jealousy, or maybe they are bitter and miserable in life. It does not matter. Leave my husband alone!
My ultimate goal in posting this message is to encourage the moderators here to delete the cruel remarks made regarding my husband, and to hopefully delete them before he has a chance to read them. I am also reaching out to those who are behind the attacks, and I beg you to stop. My husband is a kind-hearted man who holds no ill-will towards anyone, and some of you people are destroying his vigor and zest for life. Stop it!
Lamest gimmick ever
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Is this for real?? ???
Dude no. Please reference GB archives for proof of how far gimmicks will go...
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maybe it's the steroid cycle he's on...He's taking so few pills that it's enough to totally shut down his natural test production.
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Am I the only one who thinks this is a pretty good troll job?...2 thumbs up...
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Poor Marty :'(
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Time for Bluto to get another account and put this one to rest.
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Time for Bluto to get another account and put this one to rest.
Another Alpha type gimmick will pop up now, since Marty was a sissyboy one
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Lame gimmick
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She is right.
When was the last time we saw marty start his posts with, "Hi guys, it's me, marty :) "? :'(
You actualy read "her" post :D
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You actualy read "her" post :D
What can I say? I'm a compulsive reader :-\
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I don't know if this poster is a gimmick but I don't think Marty is. His posts are too consistent. On paper, I should hate him, right when he began his first post with something like, "Hi! It's me, Marty." But for some reason I've always had a soft spot for the guy. There's an endearing quality to him. He kind of reminds me of the first man I shot in the chest at 17. As he laid there clutching his gaping chest wound wincing in pain, he just looked up at me and said, "Jesus loves you."
That was sweet. I pumped a couple more 230gr hydroshoks in his skull to put him out of his misery. Marty kind of brings out my soft side in way too. And we both train "UFC."
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I don't know if this poster is a gimmick but I don't think Marty is. His posts are too consistent. On paper, I should hate him, right when he began his first post with something like, "Hi! It's me, Marty." But for some reason I've always had a soft spot for the guy. There's an endearing quality to him. He kind of reminds me of the first man I shot in the chest at 17. As he laid there clutching his gaping chest wound wincing in pain, he just looked up at me and said, "Jesus loves you."
That was sweet. I pumped a couple more 230gr hydroshoks in his skull to put him out of his misery. Marty kind of brings out my soft side in way too. And we both train "UFC."
Okay Slacker, I mean Pellius
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Whatever happened to the legendary slacker? He has been MIA lately.
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I don't know if this poster is a gimmick but I don't think Marty is. His posts are too consistent. On paper, I should hate him, right when he began his first post with something like, "Hi! It's me, Marty." But for some reason I've always had a soft spot for the guy. There's an endearing quality to him. He kind of reminds me of the first man I shot in the chest at 17. As he laid there clutching his gaping chest wound wincing in pain, he just looked up at me and said, "Jesus loves you."
That was sweet. I pumped a couple more 230gr hydroshoks in his skull to put him out of his misery. Marty kind of brings out my soft side in way too. And we both train "UFC."
lol
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Kiwiol, what do you make of this mess? ???
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Okay Slacker, I mean Pellius
Yeah, whatever happened to that guy? He liven things up around here. I'm sure hell be back.
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Kiwiol, what do you make of this mess? ???
My guess is that marty has been looking at so many pics and clips of men in thongs that he's no longer interested in women, so he feigns a headache or depression all the time to avoid having sex with his wife.
Most we can do is get Eyeball to start a "would you hit it" thread featuring her and restrict the number of beers to 3, when we say that's how many we'd need to drink, to hit it.
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bluto you moron ::)
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Lamest gimmick ever
Pretty much. If you're gonna do a gimmick, at least be entertaining. ::)
Love how I'm one of the haters. ::)
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Lamest gimmick ever
mehhh.
predictable? yes
Lamest? not by a long shot. there have been some really bad ones that havent lasted this long....
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marty is real to me dammit ;D
(http://newkidonthehallway.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/29/boyhandsoverears.jpg)
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dr fist had funnier stories...
maybe marty's wife and fist can do a thread together...
:D
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Lamest gimmick ever
even though its ab obvious gimmick, from the start.. its a well thought out, intelligent gimmick. gotta appreciate the effort!!
besides i think marty isnt just a regular ole gimmick just for laughs, but a sage advice-through-gimmick-metaphor gimmick ;D
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marty was bluto's getbig account for mma discussion purposes... as that wouldn't be suited to the nw83 account... but it evolved into a deeper character with a penchant for the simplistic motivations of life... although this is also nw83's schtick... more can be done creatively with what bluto has setup... i mean a middle aged "mma fighter" who always talks about his "wife"... with recurrent spelling and grammar errors on purpose... it sure makes for one hell of a gimmick... ;D keep it up
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marty was bluto's getbig account for mma discussion purposes... as that wouldn't be suited to the nw83 account... but it evolved into a deeper character with a penchant for the simplistic motivations of life... although this is also nw83's schtick... more can be done creatively with what bluto has setup... i mean a middle aged "mma fighter" who always talks about his "wife"... with recurrent spelling and grammar errors on purpose... it sure makes for one hell of a gimmick... ;D keep it up
solid analysis, sir ;D im wondering just how deep this rabbit hole goes.
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marty was bluto's getbig account for mma discussion purposes... as that wouldn't be suited to the nw83 account... but it evolved into a deeper character with a penchant for the simplistic motivations of life... although this is also nw83's schtick... more can be done creatively with what bluto has setup... i mean a middle aged "mma fighter" who always talks about his "wife"... with recurrent spelling and grammar errors on purpose... it sure makes for one hell of a gimmick... ;D keep it up
NO! Marty's real! He's my friend. He told me so. He wouldn't lie to me!
Marty! Make them stop! Post a pic wearing a wrestling singlet and a sign that says "Marty from GetBig."
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"have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row"
pics or it didn't happen!!!
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Good evening,
I am sure that the majority of you are aware that my husband, Martin, joined this forum in early December. Initially, I was pleased with his decision to do so. I assumed that the interaction with fellow bodybuilding enthusiasts and aspiring fighters would be both motivational and educational for my husband. At first my optimism was pleasantly rewarded. Martin would regale me at supper with anecdotes and stories he had read the night before on this "GetBig" message board.
However, over the past several weeks, I have observed an alarming shift in his behavior. Many of you by now know that Martin is a free-spirit with a convivial demeanor. These are the qualities that endear him to friends and family (and it's largely why I fell in love with him). I noticed the changes a few weeks ago. They were subtle at first.
Martin opted to skip a workout session at the gym. This was unusual, but I justified it by making excuses (maybe he doesn't feel well, perhaps work was stressful this week, etc.). Next, his grooming habits changed. Martin began to skip his morning shower. He stopped shaving and brushing his teeth. Worst of all, I have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row. This is when I knew it was time for me to take action, and it didn't take me long to determine the source of Martin's discouragement.
When I logged in to this account, I decided to read some of the old posts. I was, and still am, utterly disgusted at all of the insults and ad hominem attacks directed towards my husband. Some of you ought to be ashamed. Some users in particular (gordiano, for example) seem particularly agitated by my husband’s existence and seem content to bash him at every possible opportunity. I am pleading with you to stop this right now. I still do believe that my husband could benefit a great deal from this message board, and he has already made many great friends here, but the select few I mentioned who are so negative and cynical are ruining the experience for my husband. I do not know, nor do I care, why they choose to act in this manner. Maybe it is jealousy, or maybe they are bitter and miserable in life. It does not matter. Leave my husband alone!
My ultimate goal in posting this message is to encourage the moderators here to delete the cruel remarks made regarding my husband, and to hopefully delete them before he has a chance to read them. I am also reaching out to those who are behind the attacks, and I beg you to stop. My husband is a kind-hearted man who holds no ill-will towards anyone, and some of you people are destroying his vigor and zest for life. Stop it!
Well played MArty, pretending to be your wife :D
But if you really can write so well, why the "Who hear"-posts?
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HAHAHA beautiful trolling! The best gimmick on getbig, as always. And the guyz who took it serious (shockingly lot of you) should really go back to elementary school and start this education thing again.
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Gimmicks are gay.
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Good evening,
I am sure that the majority of you are aware that my husband, Martin, joined this forum in early December. Initially, I was pleased with his decision to do so. I assumed that the interaction with fellow bodybuilding enthusiasts and aspiring fighters would be both motivational and educational for my husband. At first my optimism was pleasantly rewarded. Martin would regale me at supper with anecdotes and stories he had read the night before on this "GetBig" message board.
However, over the past several weeks, I have observed an alarming shift in his behavior. Many of you by now know that Martin is a free-spirit with a convivial demeanor. These are the qualities that endear him to friends and family (and it's largely why I fell in love with him). I noticed the changes a few weeks ago. They were subtle at first.
Martin opted to skip a workout session at the gym. This was unusual, but I justified it by making excuses (maybe he doesn't feel well, perhaps work was stressful this week, etc.). Next, his grooming habits changed. Martin began to skip his morning shower. He stopped shaving and brushing his teeth. Worst of all, I have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row. This is when I knew it was time for me to take action, and it didn't take me long to determine the source of Martin's discouragement.
When I logged in to this account, I decided to read some of the old posts. I was, and still am, utterly disgusted at all of the insults and ad hominem attacks directed towards my husband. Some of you ought to be ashamed. Some users in particular (gordiano, for example) seem particularly agitated by my husband’s existence and seem content to bash him at every possible opportunity. I am pleading with you to stop this right now. I still do believe that my husband could benefit a great deal from this message board, and he has already made many great friends here, but the select few I mentioned who are so negative and cynical are ruining the experience for my husband. I do not know, nor do I care, why they choose to act in this manner. Maybe it is jealousy, or maybe they are bitter and miserable in life. It does not matter. Leave my husband alone!
My ultimate goal in posting this message is to encourage the moderators here to delete the cruel remarks made regarding my husband, and to hopefully delete them before he has a chance to read them. I am also reaching out to those who are behind the attacks, and I beg you to stop. My husband is a kind-hearted man who holds no ill-will towards anyone, and some of you people are destroying his vigor and zest for life. Stop it!
This is Getbig. That's the way things are around here. Don't like it.....leave.
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Did Martin post pics of himself before?
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A 3 month gimmick with this as the pinnacle? too much. Honestly when I read this yesterday I got anxious for the poor guy with the thoughts of abuse he would soon endure. Bravo who ever you are
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This is Getbig. That's the way things are around here. Don't like it.....leave.
Retard giving advice to a gimmick, hahahah, getbig classic.
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A 3 month gimmick with this as the pinnacle?
Ya I'm a little disappoint. But on the other hand there's probably plenty more where it came from.
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lol...priceless.....do you also tuck martin in at night and make him peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha h
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Good evening,
I am sure that the majority of you are aware that my husband, Martin, joined this forum in early December. Initially, I was pleased with his decision to do so. I assumed that the interaction with fellow bodybuilding enthusiasts and aspiring fighters would be both motivational and educational for my husband. At first my optimism was pleasantly rewarded. Martin would regale me at supper with anecdotes and stories he had read the night before on this "GetBig" message board.
However, over the past several weeks, I have observed an alarming shift in his behavior. Many of you by now know that Martin is a free-spirit with a convivial demeanor. These are the qualities that endear him to friends and family (and it's largely why I fell in love with him). I noticed the changes a few weeks ago. They were subtle at first.
Martin opted to skip a workout session at the gym. This was unusual, but I justified it by making excuses (maybe he doesn't feel well, perhaps work was stressful this week, etc.). Next, his grooming habits changed. Martin began to skip his morning shower. He stopped shaving and brushing his teeth. Worst of all, I have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row. This is when I knew it was time for me to take action, and it didn't take me long to determine the source of Martin's discouragement.
When I logged in to this account, I decided to read some of the old posts. I was, and still am, utterly disgusted at all of the insults and ad hominem attacks directed towards my husband. Some of you ought to be ashamed. Some users in particular (gordiano, for example) seem particularly agitated by my husband’s existence and seem content to bash him at every possible opportunity. I am pleading with you to stop this right now. I still do believe that my husband could benefit a great deal from this message board, and he has already made many great friends here, but the select few I mentioned who are so negative and cynical are ruining the experience for my husband. I do not know, nor do I care, why they choose to act in this manner. Maybe it is jealousy, or maybe they are bitter and miserable in life. It does not matter. Leave my husband alone!
My ultimate goal in posting this message is to encourage the moderators here to delete the cruel remarks made regarding my husband, and to hopefully delete them before he has a chance to read them. I am also reaching out to those who are behind the attacks, and I beg you to stop. My husband is a kind-hearted man who holds no ill-will towards anyone, and some of you people are destroying his vigor and zest for life. Stop it!
does "Martin" still have his milk and cookies at 6:00 pm? or has he been skipping that as well?
bitch STFU go in the kitchen cook us all post workout meals
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I'm sorry martin.
PLEASE JUST PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!
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lmao at this thread
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This is the best gimmick someone could come up with? Getbig has fallen so far it's not funny.
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Good evening,
I am sure that the majority of you are aware that my husband, Martin, joined this forum in early December. Initially, I was pleased with his decision to do so. I assumed that the interaction with fellow bodybuilding enthusiasts and aspiring fighters would be both motivational and educational for my husband. At first my optimism was pleasantly rewarded. Martin would regale me at supper with anecdotes and stories he had read the night before on this "GetBig" message board.
However, over the past several weeks, I have observed an alarming shift in his behavior. Many of you by now know that Martin is a free-spirit with a convivial demeanor. These are the qualities that endear him to friends and family (and it's largely why I fell in love with him). I noticed the changes a few weeks ago. They were subtle at first.
Martin opted to skip a workout session at the gym. This was unusual, but I justified it by making excuses (maybe he doesn't feel well, perhaps work was stressful this week, etc.). Next, his grooming habits changed. Martin began to skip his morning shower. He stopped shaving and brushing his teeth. Worst of all, I have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row. This is when I knew it was time for me to take action, and it didn't take me long to determine the source of Martin's discouragement.
When I logged in to this account, I decided to read some of the old posts. I was, and still am, utterly disgusted at all of the insults and ad hominem attacks directed towards my husband. Some of you ought to be ashamed. Some users in particular (gordiano, for example) seem particularly agitated by my husband’s existence and seem content to bash him at every possible opportunity. I am pleading with you to stop this right now. I still do believe that my husband could benefit a great deal from this message board, and he has already made many great friends here, but the select few I mentioned who are so negative and cynical are ruining the experience for my husband. I do not know, nor do I care, why they choose to act in this manner. Maybe it is jealousy, or maybe they are bitter and miserable in life. It does not matter. Leave my husband alone!
My ultimate goal in posting this message is to encourage the moderators here to delete the cruel remarks made regarding my husband, and to hopefully delete them before he has a chance to read them. I am also reaching out to those who are behind the attacks, and I beg you to stop. My husband is a kind-hearted man who holds no ill-will towards anyone, and some of you people are destroying his vigor and zest for life. Stop it!
ROOOOFFFFLLLLLL!!!!! how did i miss this gem? even if its a hoax its still fucking hilarious
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I'm sorry martin.
PLEASE JUST PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!
;D
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We need pics of
gimmicks Marty's wife. So, we can see the dominatrix for ourselves....
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And after making other threads here, how come our friend Marty hasn't addressed this, here in this thread?!
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The depth of bluto's addiction to this forum is starting to get a little scary.. his psychosis is DEEP
inventing and naming personalities, then posting actively under 3 or 4 different 'names' / characters, he needs some therapy and medication, at least he's not mod anymore, that was his downfall.
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I ain't readin all that shit, bitch.
That is some funny shit. I ain't reading all that shit either - damn.
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This thread has potential.
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Good evening,
I am sure that the majority of you are aware that my husband, Martin, joined this forum in early December. Initially, I was pleased with his decision to do so. I assumed that the interaction with fellow bodybuilding enthusiasts and aspiring fighters would be both motivational and educational for my husband. At first my optimism was pleasantly rewarded. Martin would regale me at supper with anecdotes and stories he had read the night before on this "GetBig" message board.
However, over the past several weeks, I have observed an alarming shift in his behavior. Many of you by now know that Martin is a free-spirit with a convivial demeanor. These are the qualities that endear him to friends and family (and it's largely why I fell in love with him). I noticed the changes a few weeks ago. They were subtle at first.
Martin opted to skip a workout session at the gym. This was unusual, but I justified it by making excuses (maybe he doesn't feel well, perhaps work was stressful this week, etc.). Next, his grooming habits changed. Martin began to skip his morning shower. He stopped shaving and brushing his teeth. Worst of all, I have overheard him crying in the bathroom with the door locked for several nights in a row. This is when I knew it was time for me to take action, and it didn't take me long to determine the source of Martin's discouragement.
When I logged in to this account, I decided to read some of the old posts. I was, and still am, utterly disgusted at all of the insults and ad hominem attacks directed towards my husband. Some of you ought to be ashamed. Some users in particular (gordiano, for example) seem particularly agitated by my husband’s existence and seem content to bash him at every possible opportunity. I am pleading with you to stop this right now. I still do believe that my husband could benefit a great deal from this message board, and he has already made many great friends here, but the select few I mentioned who are so negative and cynical are ruining the experience for my husband. I do not know, nor do I care, why they choose to act in this manner. Maybe it is jealousy, or maybe they are bitter and miserable in life. It does not matter. Leave my husband alone!
My ultimate goal in posting this message is to encourage the moderators here to delete the cruel remarks made regarding my husband, and to hopefully delete them before he has a chance to read them. I am also reaching out to those who are behind the attacks, and I beg you to stop. My husband is a kind-hearted man who holds no ill-will towards anyone, and some of you people are destroying his vigor and zest for life. Stop it!
I've always been nice to marty!
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Bluto fucking sucks.
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She sounds fat. :-X
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She sounds fat. :-X
my wife sat down and gave me a pep talk and told me that all the people who was mean to me was either jelous or insecure with they own lives.
that said, please dont insult my wife and drag her into this again :'(
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my wife sat down and gave me a pep talk and told me that all the people who was mean to me was either jelous or insecure with they own lives.
that said, please dont insult my wife and drag her into this again :'(
She's the bitch that started it!!! >:(
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Lamest gimmick ever
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my wife sat down and gave me a pep talk and told me that all the people who was mean to me was either jelous or insecure with they own lives.
that said, please dont insult my wife and drag her into this again :'(
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is that for real ?
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my wife sat down and gave me a pep talk and told me that all the people who was mean to me was either jelous or insecure with they own lives.
that said, please dont insult my wife and drag her into this again :'(
in all honesty Marty, she should of known to some extent the flack that would come out of it, does she care, I'd think yes if she took the time to post. You must deal with the consequences
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Marty, how often does your wife let you leave the house with your balls?
I'm guessing not too often.
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if this is real it is the greatest post ive seen in a while ;D
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Disturbia is back so he will post good shit
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Marty, how often does your wife let you leave the house with your balls?
I'm guessing not too often.
;D
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my wife sat down and gave me a pep talk and told me that all the people who was mean to me was either jelous or insecure with they own lives.
that said, please dont insult my wife and drag her into this again :'(
I've always been nice Marty but it's hard not to notice that she made no mention of her training or diet so I'm forced to conclude that fitness and beauty are not her priorities. Now I don't want to overstep my bounds, but perhaps if you were supported and encouraged in your home environment by someone who wanted to grow with you instead of keep you under her heel... well, I imagine you'd spend less time weeping in the bathroom.
I hope she can find a way to congratulate you for your self improvement and that her continued flabbiness doesn't lead to a marital rift between you. In any event, you must remain true to your journey, sir.
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I've always been nice Marty but it's hard not to notice that she made no mention of her training or diet so I'm forced to conclude that fitness and beauty are not her priorities. Now I don't want to overstep my bounds, but perhaps if you were supported and encouraged in your home environment by someone who wanted to grow with you instead of keep you under her heel... well, I imagine you'd spend less time weeping in the bathroom.
I hope she can find a way to congratulate you for your self improvement and that her continued flabbiness doesn't lead to a marital rift between you. In any event, you must remain true to your journey, sir.
ya man your right you been friendly to me i apologize for my first reaction i just got a little defensive
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ya man your right you been friendly to me i apologize for my first reaction i just got a little defensive
I don't care what anybody else says, you're OK in my book. (I have a book, you know).
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I don't care what anybody else says, you're OK in my book. (I have a book, you know).
thanks pellius =] glad to no i have at least a few good friends on this board XD
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in all honesty Marty, she should of known to some extent the flack that would come out of it, does she care, I'd think yes if she took the time to post. You must deal with the consequences
Who could possibly comprehend the amount of jackasses and classless people in here. It's worse than a high school :D
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good gimmick, but overplayed...
a more subtle, less verbose approach would have reaped untold bounties.
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Who could possibly comprehend the amount of jackasses and classless people in here. It's worse than a high school :D
LOL! QFT. This board does tend to bring out the worse in some people, present company included.
I don't care if Marty is a gimmick. He takes me back to a kindler and simpler time. Glad to "no" you too, Marty.
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(http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/cf/c6/l33d630190000_1_29799.jpg)
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It's a testament to retardation that one would go to such great lengths to convince, yet still be unable to resist putting in pieces of information that contradict (no wife is going to admit that list of embarrassments to the internet, regarding her husband).
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It's a testament to retardation that one would go to such great lengths to convince, yet still be unable to resist putting in pieces of information that contradict (no wife is going to admit that list of embarrassments to the internet, regarding her husband).
Maybe she didn't understand the repercussions
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Maybe she didn't understand the repercussions
Yeah, apparently Marty had a sit down with her and gave her quite the talking! ::) ::)
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Yeah, apparently Marty had a sit down with her and gave her quite the talking! ::) ::)
Honestly, if this is true, I feel bad for the dude. Having to close the bathroom door and hide from your wife to cry because you're seriously that traumatized from what others are saying is really sad. If true, I feel for Marty and people should stfu about him.If it's a gimmick, at least it's entertaining.
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She must not douse the flames of his baptism. Her place is that of the anvil in the fiery forge of marty's masculinity.
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Honestly, if this is true, I feel bad for the dude. Having to close the bathroom door and hide from your wife to cry because you're seriously that traumatized from what others are saying is really sad. If true, I feel for Marty and people should stfu about him.If it's a gimmick, at least it's entertaining.
Come on dude, Marty is a Bluto gimmick... don't fall for it.
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Clearly brilliant.
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Come on dude, Marty is a Bluto gimmick... don't fall for it.
does bluto still live at home? i would think that bluto would contribute to his stallone thread though. ;D
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does bluto still live at home? i would think that bluto would contribute to his stallone thread though. ;D
maybe even the mustache thread
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maybe even the mustache thread
whats the mustache thread?
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whats the mustache thread?
How I miss Bluto's Mentzer Mondays. Say what you want about him, the man appreciated a good mustache.
(http://digilander.libero.it/mikementzer/mi19.jpg)
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maybe even the mustache thread
I miss his Van-Damme Threads. ;D