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Title: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on March 12, 2010, 09:56:00 PM
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Hollyscoop.com: Jessica Simpson has been on the warpath lately to try and explain that beauty comes from within. But we draw the line at her latest statement.

In a radio interview this week, Jess confessed that she doesn’t use proper hygiene when it comes to her pearly white. "I don't brush my teeth," she exclaimed. "No, really!"

So what exactly does Jessica do to fight germs and bad breath? "I just use Listerine -- and sometimes I'll use my sweater,” she said.

And Jessica’s poor habits don’t stop there! She was on a roll, talking about how badly she eats too! She said she’ll eat "anything fried.”

"Growing up in Texas for me, fish was a fish stick. We weren't really the healthiest of people. [My mom] didn't force me to eat healthy," Jess confessed.

It sounds to us like Jessica has taken some truth serum! She’s not afraid to lay everything out on the table so people know the real her! Do you appreciate Jess’ honesty, or was this a little TMI?
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: MJK on March 12, 2010, 10:01:42 PM
i'd still do her
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Post by: HTexan on March 12, 2010, 10:19:39 PM
porcelain veneers.
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Post by: Skeletor on March 12, 2010, 10:25:39 PM
That pic has huge photoshop potential
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Post by: swoody on March 12, 2010, 10:35:23 PM
That pic has huge photoshop potential

LOL.  SOMEONE needs to make this happen.
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Post by: aglifter on March 12, 2010, 10:41:09 PM
she's fulla shit
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Post by: pellius on March 12, 2010, 11:00:18 PM
i'd still do her

You do realize she doesn't have a penis.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: whataname on March 13, 2010, 07:29:49 AM
what about her cameltoe?

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Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: 240 is Back on March 13, 2010, 07:41:39 AM
she's a pig but i'd hit it.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: SweetGeez on March 13, 2010, 07:44:11 AM
 That's a dirty bitch.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Butterbean on March 13, 2010, 07:45:59 AM
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author=Bodybuilding Related link=topic=324169.msg4597262#msg4597262

 sometimes I'll use my sweater,” she said.

 

 :o  LOL


My dental hygenist said some people come in w/permanent bottom retainers and they can't even see them because they are so covered w/plaque  
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: affy on March 13, 2010, 08:12:44 AM
i bet her ass is full of shit streaks too
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Wiggs on March 13, 2010, 09:44:56 AM
I'd blacken this southern bitch in a heartbeat

 8)

I watched her on Letterman the other day and the letters R-A-P-E kept popping in my head.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: SF1900 on March 13, 2010, 09:46:52 AM
Meh, I'd still hit it. I just won't kiss her.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Parker on March 13, 2010, 10:02:27 AM
she's a pig but i'd hit it.
You and every other man would. This is the type of woman she is, and the type of man she needs
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Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: LatsMcGee on March 13, 2010, 10:03:30 AM
i bet her ass is full of shit streaks too

Would you brush your teeth with her thong?
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Parker on March 13, 2010, 10:10:31 AM
Would you brush your teeth with her thong?
The small one  or the large one she is wearing now?
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 13, 2010, 10:13:00 AM
I'd blacken this southern bitch in a heartbeat

 8)

I watched her on Letterman the other day and the letters R-A-P-E kept popping in my head.

if i didn't feel the same, i'd throw some racist comment at you.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Wiggs on March 13, 2010, 10:14:27 AM
if i didn't feel the same, i'd throw some racist comment at you.

LOL...I was trying to drag a racist comment out of someone with the RAPE. ;D

I love good lookin' trashy southern white women...Something about a hot southern white chick with no class.
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Post by: G_Thang on March 13, 2010, 10:19:18 AM
Chaos...two posts above = Black Agenda Alert.
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Post by: ManBearPig... on March 13, 2010, 10:20:06 AM
LOL...I was trying to drag a racist comment out of someone with the RAPE. ;D

I love good lookin' trashy southern white women...Something about a hot southern white chick with no class.

i like how black or white, some women just bring out the worst in us humans.  the kind of feeling when you want to see a chick you want to bone, you get so angry you just knock out the dude standing next to you.

i boned a chick from Atlanta once, and it was the best sex ever.  

and yes, trashy would be a compliment for her.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Parker on March 13, 2010, 10:28:00 AM
i like how black or white, some women just bring out the worst in us humans.  the kind of feeling when you want to see a chick you want to bone, you get so angry you just knock out the dude standing next to you.

i boned a chick from Atlanta once, and it was the best sex ever.  

and yes, trashy would be a compliment for her.
I felt this way about a chick in 8th grade. She was in 9th ;D She had biker slut written all over her. Thanks to nosy neighbors, she is the best sex I never had.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 13, 2010, 10:38:32 AM
Wonder has she gets loads off her teeth?
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Parker on March 13, 2010, 11:25:42 AM
Wonder has she gets loads off her teeth?
She uses her finger to clean her teeth with it. And stupid her would say, "It tastes just like a pineapple juice protein shake."
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: MJK on March 13, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Wonder has she gets loads off her teeth?
Swallows
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: kiwiol on March 13, 2010, 11:47:08 AM
What a lame ass way to get her name in the tabloids again ::)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: brooklynbruiser on March 13, 2010, 11:50:24 AM
Turning my stomach with goo grill comments...She's not bad, but a real flatass.

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Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Earl1972 on March 13, 2010, 02:59:22 PM
she's a liar, she also claimed to be a virgin before getting married

this teeth thing is just her way of trying to look superior to everybody else, like a guy that has built a great physique after many years of training telling people he's only been training for 2 or 3 years

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Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Wiggs on March 13, 2010, 03:06:10 PM
Whitest teeth I've ever came across

Will you be here all night? ;D
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: marty31672 on March 13, 2010, 04:25:56 PM
she's a liar, she also claimed to be a virgin before getting married

this teeth thing is just her way of trying to look superior to everybody else, like a guy that has built a great physique after many years of training telling people he's only been training for 2 or 3 years

E

who did she sleep with before she got married? i think nick lachey was her first
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Post by: pellius on March 13, 2010, 04:32:27 PM
who did she sleep with before she got married? i think nick lachey was her first

"sleep with" That's what I love about you marty (no homo).
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: jtsunami on March 13, 2010, 05:16:58 PM
who did she sleep with before she got married? i think nick lachey was her first

agreed, good post
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Post by: calfzilla on March 13, 2010, 05:18:51 PM
she's a pig but i'd hit it.
Pretty much my take. 
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Earl1972 on March 13, 2010, 05:43:06 PM
who did she sleep with before she got married? i think nick lachey was her first

nick BEFORE they got married

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Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: jtsunami on March 13, 2010, 05:45:34 PM
nick BEFORE they got married

E

um no they didn't like marty said jessica was a virgin before she got married, straight from jessica mouth she said it.

Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Earl1972 on March 13, 2010, 06:20:47 PM
um no they didn't like marty said jessica was a virgin before she got married, straight from jessica mouth she said it.



right ;)

E
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Spoony Luv on March 13, 2010, 08:00:36 PM
The stupid "chicken of the sea" comment she made brought her reality show a lot of viewers...Now that she has a new VH1 reality show about appearance and what not...I think we can expect anything to come out of her mouth to try to draw attention...I personally think she Jumped the Shark...Her music career crashed and her acting career isn't really to be taken seriously...Its got to crush her massive Ego...So now she is pretending not to give a fuck about weight/hygiene etc. so she can "reinvent" herself to stay relevant...People like Oprah will eat this shit right up...
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson Says She Doesnt Brush Her Teeth
Post by: Gino30 on March 13, 2010, 08:05:14 PM
she's a liar, she also claimed to be a virgin before getting married

this teeth thing is just her way of trying to look superior to everybody else, like a guy that has built a great physique after many years of training telling people he's only been training for 2 or 3 years

E

exactly

dirty slapper (I'd hit it) has a different electric toothbursh for each day of the week....actually, she probably throws them out after once use....