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Title: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: calfzilla on March 13, 2010, 05:13:01 PM
Man the juicers in my gym crack me up.  Why are they so afraid to lift without gear?

Just hillarious. 
And why do they all tend to be real short?  It's just funny how they stick together in their group all jacked up and yet none of them look all that good or like they could cause ANY damage at a national competition. 
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: TommyBoy on March 13, 2010, 05:55:41 PM
They are just as funny as anyone else in the gym who isn't on the stuff and still delusional. The guys you speak of sound like they only take the stuff to look big compared to normal people. Probably zero aspirations to ever strap on the strings.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: Wiggs on March 13, 2010, 05:59:18 PM
Oh no....Here we go again...
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: drkaje on March 13, 2010, 06:03:54 PM
What about the guys who yell a lot and pose like a futhermucker between sets?
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: tom joad on March 13, 2010, 06:11:33 PM
there's only a couple of 'em in my gym and they both wear string tank tops with long sweatpants. (and i've never seen them train legs.)
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: Ex Coelis on March 13, 2010, 06:11:47 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/15/article-1193075-0557AACD000005DC-480_468x313.jpg)
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: jtsunami on March 13, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
Man the juicers in my gym crack me up.  Why are they so afraid to lift without gear?

Just hillarious. 
And why do they all tend to be real short?  It's just funny how they stick together in their group all jacked up and yet none of them look all that good or like they could cause ANY damage at a national competition. 

who says they are afraid to lift without gear?  Most have reached there natural peak and have been lifting for many many years since they were young.  So they use steroids to go further in progress which going natural they could not.

Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on March 13, 2010, 06:16:23 PM
It's the jealous fuckers in the gym that really shit me
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: drkaje on March 13, 2010, 06:20:28 PM
who says they are afraid to lift without gear?  Most have reached there natural peak and have been lifting for many many years since they were young.  So they use steroids to go further in progress which going natural they could not.



You've been doing steroids a year or so. Post a pic and show us all the magical progress you've made.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: cross-of-iron on March 13, 2010, 06:37:07 PM
I don't know about anybody else but when I'm in the gym I'm there to train and nothing else. One thing I've noticed that bothers me the most whether it's people who are on gear or not is the fucking socializing. These guys do nothing but bullshit the entire time and if they didn't come with a friend or three they just
walk up to strangers to strike up a conversation. I do everything I can not to perpetuate the stereotype. I don't slam weights, I don't make noise, I don't have ILS but people will always talk shit cause they're jealous.
If you've got some size then you must have gained it overnight cause you're on the "juice" and your cheating and all the other bullshit people tell themselves and each other to make them feel better. As far as the posing goes 99% of the time it's the skinny twinks flexing in the mirror because the only time they look any different is when they have a pump.  Day in day out year after year same motherfuckers doing the same movements with the same weight wasting time not even breaking a sweat bullshitting and blaming their lack of gains on the fact that their natural. Keep patting yourself on the back boys.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: James Blunt on March 13, 2010, 06:37:38 PM
There's so much comedy to be seen in the gym. I don't know how some people don't know they look ridiculous.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: James Blunt on March 13, 2010, 06:40:26 PM
I don't know about anybody else but when I'm in the gym I'm there to train and nothing else. One thing I've noticed that bothers me the most whether it's people who are on gear or not is the fucking socializing. These guys do nothing but bullshit the entire time and if they didn't come with a friend or three they just
walk up to strangers to strike up a conversation. I do everything I can not to perpetuate the stereotype. I don't slam weights, I don't make noise, I don't have ILS but people will always talk shit cause they're jealous.
If you've got some size then you must have gained it overnight cause you're on the "juice" and your cheating and all the other bullshit people tell themselves and each other to make them feel better. As far as the posing goes 99% of the time it's the skinny twinks flexing in the mirror because the only time they look any different is when they have a pump.  Day in day out year after year same motherfuckers doing the same movements with the same weight wasting time not even breaking a sweat bullshitting and blame their lack of gains on the fact that their natural. Keep patting yourself on the back boys.
LOL settle down guy. YOu're doing what's right. No need to be mad at someone elses downfall. Keep patting yourself on the back.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 13, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Man the juicers in my gym crack me up.  Why are they so afraid to lift without gear?



cause frankly its just more fun!

but to explain it to you.....it'd be like trying to explain why a good alcohol buzz feels good...you just wouldn't understand :-\

<if i try to explain....lets see...yanno that pump ya get after 7 high rep sets and you r on vanadyl and creatine...well on juice ya get that after about 10 reps...only better...feels great>
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: drkaje on March 13, 2010, 06:54:57 PM
cause frankly its just more fun!

but to explain it to you.....it'd be like trying to explain why a good alcohol buzz feels good...you just wouldn't understand :-\

<if i try to explain....lets see...yanno that pump ya get after 7 high rep sets and you r on vanadyl and creatine...well on juice ya get that after about 10 reps...only better...feels great>

Whatever gains most buzz lifters make while on disappear the moment they stop. There are a lot of guys who cannot work up the emotional energy to lift clean. Maybe they love the drugs more than working out. ???

People in to it life, eat and all the other stuff because they love it. It's not always fun, stimulating or interesting FFS! Sometimes you just gird your loins and do the work because you know that's the only way it's gonna happen.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: Wiggs on March 13, 2010, 07:03:04 PM
Whatever gains most buzz lifters make while on disappear the moment they stop. There are a lot of guys who cannot work up the emotional energy to lift clean. Maybe they love the drugs more than working out. ???

People in to it life, eat and all the other stuff because they love it. It's not always fun, stimulating or interesting FFS! Sometimes you just gird your loins and do the work because you know that's the only way it's gonna happen.

You are correct...From 19-23 I only lifted when I did a cycle...I quit the drugs cause I knew it wasn't the right thing to do.  I remember thinking I'm not going to make any gains naturally so why lift when I'm not doing a cycle.  Problem was I only did one or 2 cycles per year and all that other time I was a bloated fatass.

I'm not against the drugs that's just how it went for me.  You feel like a god while on them and when you're not, you feel like a mortal.  
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 13, 2010, 07:04:54 PM
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Whatever gains most buzz lifters make while on disappear the moment they stop.
mine only disappeared 50% when i stopped training....thats STILL 50% quicker gains than natty...
they completely disappeared after i totally stopped training
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There are a lot of guys who cannot work up the emotional energy to lift clean. Maybe they love the drugs more than working out. ???
maybe ...maybe not...i trained for around 6 yrs natty before i touched them....but training with em sure ws more fun....besides...steroid s as a whole arent exactly life threatening drugs :-\
and if bber loved juice more than the workout jake dont ya think they'd just take the dammed steroid and not workout at all   :-\
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People in to it life, eat and all the other stuff because they love it. It's not always fun, stimulating or interesting FFS! Sometimes you just gird your loins and do the work because you know that's the only way it's gonna happen.
dunno about you...but when and if i go to the gym...its to have fun....grinding my loins...i'm an engineer....i do enough grinding doing that..and hell if i had a pill to make me smarter...i'd take it :)
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: drkaje on March 13, 2010, 07:08:24 PM
mine only disappeared 50% when i stopped training....thats STILL 50% quicker gains than natty...
they completely disappeared after i totally stopped trainingmaybe ...maybe not...i trained for around 6 yrs natty before i touched them....but training with em sure ws more fun....besides...steroid s as a whole arent exactly life threatening drugs :-\
and if bber loved juice more than the workout jake dont ya think they'd just take the dammed steroid and not workout at all   :-\dunno about you...but when and if i go to the gym...its to have fun....grinding my loins...i'm an engineer....i do enough grinding doing that..and hell if i had a pill to make me smarter...i'd take it :)

I don't go to the gym for fun.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: benchmstr on March 13, 2010, 07:09:36 PM
cause frankly its just more fun!

but to explain it to you.....it'd be like trying to explain why a good alcohol buzz feels good...you just wouldn't understand :-\

<if i try to explain....lets see...yanno that pump ya get after 7 high rep sets and you r on vanadyl and creatine...well on juice ya get that after about 10 reps...only better...feels great>
no shit......i would love nothing more than to do a cycle again...hell i even know exactly what i would take.....ahhh memories 8)

bench
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 13, 2010, 07:12:53 PM
I don't go to the gym for fun.

neither do most people....

i used to see tonnes of unhappy miserable people at the gym....and wonder why do they spend 2 hrs of each day in the gym being miserable...if u r secure enough, having a nice body shouldn't mean shit

..so back then,even when i ws pushing hard to the point it hurt so much that i wanted to tear my hair out...i ws having fun....

but then again...i also jump out of planes for fun...
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 13, 2010, 07:15:02 PM
no shit......i would love nothing more than to do a cycle again...hell i even know exactly what i would take.....ahhh memories 8)

bench

exactly...but you'll always find an iron agers mentality someplace in the gym...stating
1) i'm superior cause i'm grim and miserable in the gym
2) i'm superior cause i chose not to enhance my performance and then i WILL ensure that i let everyone know of my moral superority...for THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!    ;D


thats when headphones came in handy ;D
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: drkaje on March 13, 2010, 07:16:23 PM
neither do most people....

i used to see tonnes of unhappy miserable people at the gym....and wonder why do they spend 2 hrs of each day in the gym being miserable...if u r secure enough having a nice body shouldn't mean shit

..so back then,even when i ws pushing hard to the point it hurt so much that i wanted to tear my hair out...i ws having fun....

but then again...i also jump out of planes for fun...

It doesn't suck and is enjoyable but the gym is for results. I have kids, friends, a girlfriend or myself to talk with.... no point being all chatty in the gym.

There are also tons of fun things that can be done that don't involve lifting weights. That 45 minutes or so is specifically to build a healthy body to move me around and enjoy fun things more fully. :)
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: SF1900 on March 13, 2010, 07:17:40 PM
I don't know about anybody else but when I'm in the gym I'm there to train and nothing else. One thing I've noticed that bothers me the most whether it's people who are on gear or not is the fucking socializing. These guys do nothing but bullshit the entire time and if they didn't come with a friend or three they just
walk up to strangers to strike up a conversation. I do everything I can not to perpetuate the stereotype. I don't slam weights, I don't make noise, I don't have ILS but people will always talk shit cause they're jealous.
If you've got some size then you must have gained it overnight cause you're on the "juice" and your cheating and all the other bullshit people tell themselves and each other to make them feel better. As far as the posing goes 99% of the time it's the skinny twinks flexing in the mirror because the only time they look any different is when they have a pump.  Day in day out year after year same motherfuckers doing the same movements with the same weight wasting time not even breaking a sweat bullshitting and blaming their lack of gains on the fact that their natural. Keep patting yourself on the back boys.

What if one of these two ladies wanted to socialize with you? What would you do then?

(http://www.solopimps.com/images/brandy_taylor_cleavage.jpg)

(http://www.bustyportal.org/setz/inbedwithfaith5.jpg)
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: 240 is Back on March 13, 2010, 07:18:47 PM
they all have that weird shoulder 'birthmark' that bleeds on tuesday and saturday.  weird.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 13, 2010, 07:19:16 PM
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It doesn't suck and is enjoyable but the gym is for results. I have kids, friends, a girlfriend or myself to talk with.... no point being all chatty in the gym.
i never said i ws chatty....but if a friend happened to walk into the gym...i wasn't gonna lose my manners and not say hi....or chitchat with someone else that just got done training also on my way out...why not...i'm not there to be mr olympia

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That 45 minutes or so is specifically to build a healthy body to move me around and enjoy fun things more fully. :)

old people work out for just health doc...thats just like old people pray more... ;D

young people work out for fun
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: big L dawg on March 13, 2010, 07:22:07 PM
anythings better than the guy I seen throwing punches & kicks in between sets the other day...
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: 240 is Back on March 13, 2010, 07:25:59 PM
Big L, in my gym there is the guy who does ninja kicks off a flat bench, jumping 4 feet into the air in a crowded DB section. 
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: drkaje on March 13, 2010, 07:27:44 PM
i never said i ws chatty....but if a friend happened to walk into the gym...i wasn't gonna lose my manners and not say hi....or chitchat with someone else that just got done training also on my way out...why not...i'm not there to be mr olympia

old people work out for just health doc...thats just like old people pray more... ;D

young people work out for fun

Fun junkies don't last, Toxie. :)
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: benchmstr on March 13, 2010, 07:29:23 PM
Big L, in my gym there is the guy who does ninja kicks off a flat bench, jumping 4 feet into the air in a crowded DB section. 
i would love to see that....we have a guy at my gym that we call "turbo"...i have actually seen him tear a pec, and tri in the same workout...

bench
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: big L dawg on March 13, 2010, 07:41:51 PM
Big L, in my gym there is the guy who does ninja kicks off a flat bench, jumping 4 feet into the air in a crowded DB section. 

 :D haha to funny...and I thought the dude I seen was bad...
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: clued-up on March 13, 2010, 07:50:30 PM
Big L, in my gym there is the guy who does ninja kicks off a flat bench, jumping 4 feet into the air in a crowded DB section. 

try to get a vid of that.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: Flexb on March 13, 2010, 08:17:26 PM
Man the juicers in my gym crack me up.  Why are they so afraid to lift without gear?

Just hillarious. 
And why do they all tend to be real short?  It's just funny how they stick together in their group all jacked up and yet none of them look all that good or like they could cause ANY damage at a national competition. 

At a national competition?  :D Not everyone is made to do well in shows regardless of juicing
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: lesaucer on March 13, 2010, 08:27:09 PM
whats funny is when a fruit fucker wins the arnold
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: brooklynbruiser on March 13, 2010, 09:40:28 PM
What if one of these two ladies wanted to socialize with you? What would you do then?

(http://www.solopimps.com/images/brandy_taylor_cleavage.jpg)

(http://www.bustyportal.org/setz/inbedwithfaith5.jpg)

I'd say, "Get back on the treadmill, FATTIE!" Then, like a proper homo go back to asking my bro to spot me.

YEH RIGHT.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: calfzilla on March 13, 2010, 09:43:22 PM
I'd say, "Get back on the treadmill, FATTIE!" Then, like a proper homo go back to asking my bro to spot me.

YEH RIGHT.
Ahmen my brother!   :D

Men in thongs for life!!!   ;D
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: Natural Man on March 13, 2010, 09:52:01 PM
they should create gyms for naturals, or separate existing gyms with a section for steroid users (you know the 250 lbs bloated  permabulkers whose only satisfaction in life is to impress skinnier gym members with his grotesque blob of a body before getting ready for his "job" in security or as a bouncer) and another one for naturals.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: HTexan on March 13, 2010, 10:03:21 PM
Man the juicers in my gym crack me up.  Why are they so afraid to lift without gear?

Just hillarious. 
And why do they all tend to be real short?  It's just funny how they stick together in their group all jacked up and yet none of them look all that good or like they could cause ANY damage at a national competition. 
yup,yup some are.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: kevcat on March 14, 2010, 01:39:06 AM
Does make me laugh when the people who havent taken steroids think that others who do dont train hard or at all when theyre off  ::)
Ive done a few cycles in the past but i lift hard n heavy every single time im in the gym.I still make gains when im off and i havent been 'on' for about 4 years.They aint addictive and i dont need them to get stronger or more muscle, so that one needs to be put to rest  ;)
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: ShipSekki on March 14, 2010, 05:40:34 AM
 This is why I prefer to lift at home. The gym is full of egotistical assholes, people who hate the egotistical assholes, creepy old gay men, guys with violent attitudes...... It's just too much of a circus, i'd rather just chill at home and focus on what i'm doing.

 Some gyms are good though, the more expensive ones tend to have a good vibe. Most cheaper gyms are just full of idiots and bad vibes though. It gets so old after years of putting up with it all the time.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: cross-of-iron on March 14, 2010, 05:59:39 AM
What if one of these two ladies wanted to socialize with you? What would you do then?

(http://www.solopimps.com/images/brandy_taylor_cleavage.jpg)

(http://www.bustyportal.org/setz/inbedwithfaith5.jpg)

haha ok, I'm not that hardcore. In that case the pussy would come first...no doubt.
I check bitches out all the time between sets and sometimes during.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: amoney86 on March 14, 2010, 03:25:43 PM
If your busy noticing other people in the gym then your not training hard enough.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: newmom on March 14, 2010, 03:28:15 PM
what I think is funny, fucking dingdongs that bench 50 pounds, get up and swell up the lats..Im like EASY SUNSHINE
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: Wiggs on March 14, 2010, 03:33:59 PM
Any straight man can get a great workout in and check out pussy at the same time...It's a skill aquired during youth.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: Chick on March 14, 2010, 03:34:43 PM
Big L, in my gym there is the guy who does ninja kicks off a flat bench, jumping 4 feet into the air in a crowded DB section. 

At least he's in an area he should be in...a crowded DB section.  right at home
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: Wiggs on March 14, 2010, 03:36:33 PM
At least he's in an area he should be in...a crowded DB section.  right at home

Baddump bump! ;D
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 14, 2010, 03:41:03 PM
Any straight man can get a great workout in and check out pussy at the same time...It's a skill aquired during youth.

YEP....can't understand these tools that think unless you act act like an antisocial psycho, you aren't a "serious" trainer. Like it's so hard to concentrate during a set and shoot the shit between them. Cocks
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: lesaucer on March 14, 2010, 03:51:37 PM
If your busy noticing other people in the gym then your not training hard enough.

ahhh hardcore guys like you. what the fuck do you do when you rest between sets, look at the ceiling or walls like a retard? dunno about you, but I look at people, especially at hoes
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: newmom on March 14, 2010, 04:06:15 PM
If your busy noticing other people in the gym then your not training hard enough.

I dont lift anyweights, not much effort on training when all I do is running and stairclimber
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: big L dawg on March 14, 2010, 04:09:51 PM
I dont lift anyweights, not much effort on training when all I do is running and stairclimber

do the back of yours arms giggle?
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: newmom on March 14, 2010, 04:10:42 PM
do the back of yours arms giggle?

no turkey waddle..
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: big L dawg on March 14, 2010, 04:28:46 PM
no turkey waddle..

ah very good then...How bout the turky neck chicks get?If you have no loose skin on the neck you get bonus points...
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: benchmstr on March 14, 2010, 04:30:56 PM
no turkey waddle..
i prefer to call it "elbow cleavage"...

bench
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: newmom on March 14, 2010, 04:46:58 PM
oh bench that is funny
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: benchmstr on March 14, 2010, 04:50:32 PM
oh bench that is funny
she has it...

bench
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: newmom on March 14, 2010, 05:05:53 PM
she has it...

bench

okay the dude she is kissing seems into it. Boys are laughing and look at the dude in the white shirt in the background. Im guessing taking one for the team kiss
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: bic_staedtler on March 14, 2010, 05:06:32 PM
The real reason why bb'ing is full of short guys would be because if they were taller, and still had some size, then they'd be capable of doing other sports at a pro level...if they had the talent.

Pro bodybuilding is never a first choice for the top pros...well, perhaps Arnold but let's be honest, that was another time.  

Of course, the 'perfect' sized bodybuilder is around 5'9.  Most density on that frame, unless the tall guy has the right genetics.  Which is why the taller guy almost (and I really mean 'always') beats the shorter guy on stage.

Now on with the boobies.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: geneticmarvel on March 14, 2010, 07:33:06 PM
I don't know about anybody else but when I'm in the gym I'm there to train and nothing else. One thing I've noticed that bothers me the most whether it's people who are on gear or not is the fucking socializing. These guys do nothing but bullshit the entire time and if they didn't come with a friend or three they just
walk up to strangers to strike up a conversation. I do everything I can not to perpetuate the stereotype. I don't slam weights, I don't make noise, I don't have ILS but people will always talk shit cause they're jealous.
If you've got some size then you must have gained it overnight cause you're on the "juice" and your cheating and all the other bullshit people tell themselves and each other to make them feel better. As far as the posing goes 99% of the time it's the skinny twinks flexing in the mirror because the only time they look any different is when they have a pump.  Day in day out year after year same motherfuckers doing the same movements with the same weight wasting time not even breaking a sweat bullshitting and blaming their lack of gains on the fact that their natural. Keep patting yourself on the back boys.

Truth at last. Its always the skinny tards that pose at the gym and slam weights.
Title: Re: Aren't the steroid guys in the gym funny
Post by: benchmstr on March 14, 2010, 07:40:35 PM
Truth at last. Its always the skinny tards that pose at the gym and slam weights.
not always....my gym has a NPC competitor with his minions covered in superman tattoos that fill our quota of douchbags...

bench