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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => Sports Discussion Boards => Topic started by: body88 on March 16, 2010, 08:04:40 PM
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It's all in good fun!
9:15 AM. Ben Roethlisberger wakes up under a pile of beer cans. Practice started at 8 but **** it. The Steelers defense comes in and carries him to the bathroom, where he runs the hot water to clean the deep nail scratches and dried blood he got all over his arms from the night before.
"Don't remember what happened...must have gone raccoon wrestling with my bros again. Hmm."
Ben begins to wonder where the fist full of blonde hair in his right hand came from, but shrugs it off and his the Steelers defensive line carry him down the stairs to the kitchen. He's about to leave the house and head to practice on his sweet motorcycle when he sees the mostly unused helmet he bought a couple years ago.
Should Ben:
A. Put on his helmet and head to practice.
B. Helmets are for girls. Just jump on the bike. Wheeeeee!
C. Pound 8 beers and bring the helmet so you have something to puke in.
D. Rape the helmet.
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ill just place this here :)
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3721/1268034731972.jpg)
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CLASSIC.
This shit is getting better and better.
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very funny :P
the drama on and off the field never ends with him, he's a good qb but i don't think we would miss a beat if we had somebody like matt schaub
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Thank God its not my QB or he'd be on the covers of PEOPLE and US magazine in the supermarkets.
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Thank God its not my QB or he'd be on the covers of PEOPLE and US magazine in the supermarkets.
he's not dating jessica simpson or carrie underwood anymore
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he's not dating jessica simpson or carrie underwood anymore
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Miss Missouri now. Whoever that is. As long as its not Teen Ms Missouri or Ms Missouri 1945, I'm ok.
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very funny :P
the drama on and off the field never ends with him, he's a good qb but i don't think we would miss a beat if we had somebody like matt schaub
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I thought Houston and all their players sucked in your mind...OUTED ;D ;)
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I thought Houston and all their players sucked in your mind...OUTED ;D ;)
schaub is good, the team overall sucks :)
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schaub is good, the team overall sucks :)
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LOL your day of reckoning is coming
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LOL your day of reckoning is coming
I hear a lot of positive things about Houston. They may be the suprise for next season. It may be an ALL TX Superbowl!!!!!
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houston has been a "sleeper" team for what, 5 years now?
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houston has been a "sleeper" team for what, 5 years now?
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LOL I never said that, not once...they under perform which is no excuse
Im the guy who goes to the game screaming "8 and 8 isnt great" they have more talent than most teams and are in one of the toughest divisions in the league and has been since they have been a franchise unlike the steelers ;)
they have to prove they can put it all together and until then they are just as crappy as the browns or the bengals for the last 80 years... ;) must be nice having 2 shitty ass teams in your division huh?
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I hear a lot of positive things about Houston. They may be the suprise for next season. It may be an ALL TX Superbowl!!!!!
we play you guys this season in your new stadium...
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we play you guys this season in your new stadium...
We who?
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we play you guys this season in your new stadium...
The Houston/ Dallas game is in Houston. REVENGE!!!!!
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LOL I never said that, not once...they under perform which is no excuse
Im the guy who goes to the game screaming "8 and 8 isnt great" they have more talent than most teams and are in one of the toughest divisions in the league and has been since they have been a franchise unlike the steelers ;)
they have to prove they can put it all together and until then they are just as crappy as the browns or the bengals for the last 80 years... ;) must be nice having 2 shitty ass teams in your division huh?
yes it was also nice having houston's last team in our division, the oilers :P
the bengals went to two super bowls in the 80's, the browns shoudl've went to two
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yes it was also nice having houston's last team in our division, the oilers :P
the bengals went to two super bowls in the 80's, the browns shoudl've went to two
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LOL so 30 yrs ago your division was good? hahhahahhhahah
and the oilers arent in your division they are in ours as i missed a super bowl win by half a yard...as in won 15 straight in the regular season, as in the number one rushing team in the league...maybe if you go back to the 1950's the doo doo browns or the bengals had a record like that...again must be nice having two shitty ass teams in your division... ;)
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houston has been a "sleeper" team for what, 5 years now?
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LOL so 30 yrs ago your division was good? hahhahahhhahah
and the oilers arent in your division they are in ours as i missed a super bowl win by half a yard...as in won 15 straight in the regular season, as in the number one rushing team in the league...maybe if you go back to the 1950's the doo doo browns or the bengals had a record like that...again must be nice having two shitty ass teams in your division... ;)
AFC North may not be the best division in football but it sure is the most physical.
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AFC North may not be the best division in football but it sure is the most physical.
The AFC eat might give it a run for it's money this year. If anything, the Jets and the Phins will beat on ya.
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AFC North may not be the best division in football but it sure is the most physical.
certainly one of the most but the NFC north and east both have hard hitting defenses and running backs as well
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hahaha the prosecution is trying to talk to the wack job in nevada
translation: we are desperate and have nothing 8)
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they don't want big ben's dna
translation: we have no case :D
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they don't want big ben's dna
translation: we have no case :D
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Translation: aka reality: You don't need dna to prove sexual assault. Its what the slut (victim) can prove and how much Ben can pay to get out of it. Back in the 90's people allged Aikman was gay because the never seen him hang out with chicks but all this is why he avoided such drama. Hell Kobe can't even go get his knee or arm cleaned in Co. without some gal saying he raped her!