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Title: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: Prototype on March 19, 2010, 08:16:15 PM
lol I thought this was a joke!



http://www.smellmeand.com/gb/#/home/
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: MJK on March 19, 2010, 08:19:46 PM
Vaginas either smell like cheese or they don't have a scent. Which scent does this colonge offer?
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 19, 2010, 08:23:35 PM
maybe kai greene sprayed that on the grapefruit!
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: Flexb on March 19, 2010, 08:29:02 PM
Vaginas either smell like cheese or they don't have a scent. Which scent does this colonge offer?

Cheese  :D Where have you been diving into  :D haha
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: WillGrant on March 19, 2010, 08:31:38 PM
Vaginas either smell like cheese or they don't have a scent. Which scent does this colonge offer?
Hi Dave  :D
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: MJK on March 19, 2010, 08:34:53 PM
Cheese  :D Where have you been diving into  :D haha
Only fresh ones these days(my wifes). During my single days I ran into some stink holes, needless to say it was a one time deal.
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: Flexb on March 19, 2010, 08:44:49 PM
Only fresh ones these days(my wifes). During my single days I ran into some stink holes, needless to say it was a one time deal.

Fish is the worst. Almost puked once  :-X
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: MJK on March 19, 2010, 08:50:49 PM
Fish is the worst. Almost puked once  :-X
Quite putrid, I don't understand how or why females let themselves go like that. I was hitting this girl doggy one time and had to flip her back onto her back, I could not take the smell wafting up, ughhhh. WOMEN KEEP THAT SHIT FRESH!!!!
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: kevcat on March 20, 2010, 01:14:48 AM
Haha yep i know the feeling. Sometimes its fine, other times its fuckin brutal
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: Parker on March 20, 2010, 01:17:53 AM
Quite putrid, I don't understand how or why females let themselves go like that. I was hitting this girl doggy one time and had to flip her back onto her back, I could not take the smell wafting up, ughhhh. WOMEN KEEP THAT SHIT FRESH!!!!
imaine nowadays how women waer no underwear with their jeans...And we all know we wear one of jeans more than once, so imagine the all the putrid "secretions" that are on that seam of the jeans :-X :P :-X
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: Matt C on March 20, 2010, 01:19:02 AM
Hi Dave  :D

 ;D

when approaching any woman imagine the fishy, cheesy odor of her vagina, this reduces any intimidation.
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: io856 on March 20, 2010, 01:34:47 AM
;D

intimidation by a woman? haha wtf
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: WillGrant on March 20, 2010, 04:10:25 AM
;D

;)
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: MRDUMPLING on March 20, 2010, 05:24:22 AM
imaine nowadays how women waer no underwear with their jeans...And we all know we wear one of jeans more than once, so imagine the all the putrid "secretions" that are on that seam of the jeans :-X :P :-X

x2 for the truth. 

You guys ever hit it after you and the girl have had a long day at the beach or on a boat?  Now that can be an experience. 
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: spinnis on March 20, 2010, 05:28:40 AM
only been with one girl that smelled bad, but fuck me and it did smell, once is more then enough. disgusting.
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 20, 2010, 05:41:08 AM
Fish is the worst. Almost puked once  :-X

I was with an asian chick a couple of months ago. her vag smelled quite bad.
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 20, 2010, 06:35:17 AM
I was with an asian chick a couple of months ago. her vag smelled quite bad.

was is sideways?
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2010, 07:46:20 AM
Wouldn't it be cheaper and more eco-friendly to sprinkle Tuna water on one's clothes ???
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 20, 2010, 08:25:51 AM
was is sideways?

?? what do you mean?
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: drkaje on March 20, 2010, 08:38:44 AM
It's not a cologne/perfume, people.
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: Army of One on March 20, 2010, 10:18:09 AM
The Homosexual is strong in this thread.
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: Bobby on March 20, 2010, 10:25:16 AM
I was with an asian chick a couple of months ago. her vag smelled quite bad.

she did at least shave??  :D

and sideways is a joke, because asians have slanted eyes so maybe something else is too........



 ;D
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: emn1964 on March 20, 2010, 11:23:31 AM
;D


hahaha...I see what you did there...you're pretty smart matt...you must be white.
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: Matt C on March 20, 2010, 12:28:45 PM
hahaha...I see what you did there...you're pretty smart matt...you must be white.

The post I quoted was real...Squadfather must have deleted it.
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2010, 12:34:36 PM
The post I quoted was real...Squadfather must have deleted it.

It's still there. Click on the hyperlink just above a quote to navigate to the original post ;)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=198392.msg2737939#msg2737939
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: LatsMcGee on March 20, 2010, 12:39:07 PM
Nasser is presently squeezing the sweat out of his old spandex and daisy dukes to make "cologne" for his team members. 
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: Mons Venus on March 20, 2010, 12:41:55 PM
Vaginas either smell like cheese or they don't have a scent. Which scent does this colonge offer?

 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: WillGrant on March 20, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
The post I quoted was real...Squadfather must have deleted it.
Dave was always going on about vaginas smelling like cheese soooo hence the "hi dave"..is mjk fat dave?  :D
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: MadeYaMelt on March 20, 2010, 01:46:21 PM
Nasser is presently squeezing the sweat out of his old spandex and daisy dukes to make "cologne" for his team members. 

I thought he sold off all the manties.  Wonder if the cologne will be oil based.   :D
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: whataname on March 20, 2010, 01:59:53 PM
Vaginas either smell like cheese or they don't have a scent. Which scent does this colonge offer?

oh brother, you have never smelled one, have you?  ???
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: drkaje on March 20, 2010, 02:40:50 PM
This scent might be a good way for many of the dick-riders here to ease themselves into the thought of thinking about talking to a girl.  :)
Title: Re: New vagina smelling cologne 'Vulva'
Post by: drkaje on March 20, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Usually a MAN wears cologne to attract WOMEN..Why would a WOMAN want to smell PUSSY on a MAN? Why not have musty nuts smell in the cologne if you really want the panties to drop?

It is not cologne. It's allegedly for men who wish to smell cooter during the day without listening to a woman talk.