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Title: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 20, 2010, 10:47:40 AM
Just had an absolute week from hell.  Car accident.....nuff said, I'm ok (concussion & 2 black eyes), just got back home & I got legs tomorrow. :)      

Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 10:48:47 AM
you must have this confused for the "nobody cares" forum

Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: _bruce_ on March 20, 2010, 10:52:20 AM
Towing away the remnants of your car will be an awesome workout
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 20, 2010, 10:55:40 AM
Towing away the remnants of your car will be an awesome workout

It was B's friend's car, a Viper....a sad loss. :-[
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 20, 2010, 10:56:44 AM
you must have this confused for the "nobody cares" forum



LOLOLOLOLOL  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: tendonitis on March 20, 2010, 11:02:09 AM
listening to your boyfriend's band is an accident waiting to happen
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 11:05:28 AM
owning a viper = trying to overcompensate for having a small penis






correction, owning a viper= being rich and overcompensating for having a small penis
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 20, 2010, 11:06:14 AM
It was B's friend's car, a Viper....a sad loss. :-[

more attention whoring from jadetheleatherface

you mean a 1987 IROC......you guys overshot the enterance to the trailer park on your way back from getting a "sixer"

please stop thinking anyone here likes or cares about you
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 20, 2010, 11:08:02 AM
listening to your boyfriend's band is an accident waiting to happen

At least you are listening to it.  BTW, what was your bench today? Heard that you maxed out at 65lbs today. Congrats!!!
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: emn1964 on March 20, 2010, 11:08:51 AM
At least you are listening to it.  BTW, what was your bench today? Heard that you maxed out at 65lbs today. Congrats!!!

your voice still deeper than Barry White's?
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 11:09:05 AM
At least you are listening to it.  BTW, what was your bench today? Heard that you maxed out at 65lbs today. Congrats!!!

nothing more womanly than a woman dissing a guy about his bench
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 20, 2010, 11:10:17 AM
more attention whoring from jadetheleatherface

you mean a 1987 IROC......you guys overshot the enterance to the trailer park on your way back from getting a "sixer"

please stop thinking anyone here likes or cares about you

What is your name?   Un hung......LMFBA-Off
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2010, 11:10:57 AM
owning a viper = trying to overcompensate for having a small penis






correction, owning a viper= being rich and overcompensating for having a small penis

lol
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 11:11:59 AM
jade is so "womanly" she makes Mr. T look like Liberace
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 20, 2010, 11:12:05 AM
owning a viper = trying to overcompensate for having a small penis






correction, owning a viper= being rich and overcompensating for having a small penis

http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/dodge-viper-overview (http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/dodge-viper-overview)

you can buy a dodge viper for 20,000 its the Excalibur for white trash in the midst of a midlife crisis

Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: noworries on March 20, 2010, 11:12:13 AM
Not sure what is worse the car wreck or the music from the band.  At least you lived through the car wreck :D
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 11:13:24 AM
http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/dodge-viper-overview (http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/dodge-viper-overview)

you can buy a dodge viper for 20,000 its the Excalibur for white trash in the midst of a midlife crisis



will correct original post, thanks
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: emn1964 on March 20, 2010, 11:13:29 AM
Jade...how often do you have to shave your face?
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 20, 2010, 11:17:31 AM
What is your name?   Un hung......LMFBA-Off

my lack of endowment is not what we are talking about......but thanks for reminding everone that you are a shameful cockfiend who will never know the altruistic touch of man in love with you

.....just alcohol fueled trysts in the backroom of honkytonk bars
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 20, 2010, 11:20:00 AM
my lack of endowment is not what we are talking about......but thanks for reminding everone that you are a shameful cockfiend who will never know the altruistic touch of man in love with you

.....just alcohol fueled trysts in the backroom of honkytonk bars

LOL.....I have no quarrel with Jade, but she really comes off like a whore when she talks about her obsession with big dicks.

There is more to life and relationships than the size of someone's cock.
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: emn1964 on March 20, 2010, 11:20:55 AM
Jade...how much back hair do you have?
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 20, 2010, 11:21:44 AM
LOL.....I have no quarrel with Jade, but she really comes off like a whore when she talks about her obsession with big dicks.

There is more to life and relationships than the size of someone's cock.

right, like " is he in a band"

lol..... ;) ;)
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2010, 11:22:01 AM
will correct original post, thanks

Damn you, my lol was specifically aimed at the second line you just crossed out >:(
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: calfzilla on March 20, 2010, 11:25:12 AM
Post nudes, or otherwise gtfo. 

   :-*
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 20, 2010, 11:25:54 AM
my lack of endowment is not what we are talking about......but thanks for reminding everone that you are a shameful cockfiend who will never know the altruistic touch of man in love with you

.....just alcohol fueled trysts in the backroom of honkytonk bars

What a d**k!  Just got home from the hospital, I am a shameful cockfiend & btw you forgot the "y" in the word everyone. ???
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 20, 2010, 11:29:05 AM
right, like " is he in a band"

lol..... ;) ;)

www.myspace.com/luciddelusionrocks (http://www.myspace.com/luciddelusionrocks)
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 11:29:34 AM
Damn you, my lol was specifically aimed at the second line you just crossed out >:(

i'll make it up to you by commenting how jade having a period is as natural as a bear fucking a toaster
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2010, 11:30:31 AM
i'll make it up to you by commenting how jade having a period is as natural as a bear fucking a toaster

LMAO!
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 20, 2010, 11:33:41 AM
i'll make it up to you by commenting how jade having a period is as natural as a bear fucking a toaster

Do girlz ask you "are you in yet"?  I bet they do.
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 20, 2010, 11:36:07 AM
Do girlz ask you "are you in yet"?  I bet they do.

once again......stop with the phallic obsession you hose-hound... :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 11:37:27 AM
Do girlz ask you "are you in yet"?  I bet they do.

NOT FUNNY

it's been documented (by pictures) that i have a big penis


granted, i don't have what you are packing but still, i'm pretty huge
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: disturbia on March 20, 2010, 11:38:58 AM
yeesh jnn is destroying mister jade in a big way
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 20, 2010, 11:40:44 AM
NOT FUNNY

it's been documented (by pictures) that i have a big penis


granted, i don't have what you are packing but still, i'm pretty huge

BOOOOOOM.

Seriously...how can jade not be aware of how much of a pig she comes off as with the constant cock-talk
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: pluck on March 20, 2010, 11:42:14 AM
I used to like jade on mayhem, years back

Now she's turned into the female Goodrum
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 20, 2010, 11:42:14 AM
once again......stop with the phallic obsession you hose-hound... :-\ :-\ :-\

Phallic has nothing to do with it or you either, simply said you have no d**k.  Otherwise, you would not be talking to a girl like this.  Put that in your pipe & smoke it!  Bet you can't even spell "laid".
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 11:49:33 AM


Seriously...how can jade not be aware of how much of a pig she comes off as with the constant cock-talk

seriously, she talks like a trucker
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Jizzacked on March 20, 2010, 11:51:20 AM
brutal thread  :o

btw jade, all kidding aside... glad to hear you are alright
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 20, 2010, 11:51:48 AM
Phallic has nothing to do with it or you either, simply said you have no d**k.  Otherwise, you would not be talking to a girl like this.  Put that in your pipe & smoke it!  Bet you can't even spell "laid".


"put that in your pipe and smoke it".......




wow jade, just wow :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 20, 2010, 11:51:56 AM
seriously, she talks like a trucker

A stupid trucker...actually.

That last post of hers was painful to read
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: pluck on March 20, 2010, 11:53:44 AM
"talking to a girl like this"

are you serious? You come on here & say how much you love big schlong!
A lady doesn't talk like that...in front of guys atleast.

Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 11:57:21 AM
A stupid trucker...actually.

That last post of hers was painful to read

exactly- props on getting through that whole sentence btw.  I, honestly, couldn't get past that grammatical inferno


btw, how funny it is that this thread would be a Schmoe-fest on MM
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: LatsMcGee on March 20, 2010, 12:00:57 PM
Car accident =  They finally cut it off. 
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: pluck on March 20, 2010, 12:07:12 PM



btw, how funny it is that this thread would be a Schmoe-fest on MM

this is true. Do you post there? Haven't been on mayhem in 2 years because the ass kissing & the sacred cow members there. Reminded me of an all liberal female coffee hour.
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: LatsMcGee on March 20, 2010, 12:10:11 PM
this is true. Do you post there? Haven't been on mayhem in 2 years because the ass kissing & the sacred cow members there. Reminded me of an all liberal female coffee hour.


Back in 05 I used to troll getbig as MuscleMayhemGuy and say nothing but super nice stuff about bodybuilders who were known scumbags,  I got threatened by the mods here on getbig,  shows you how much this place has changed. 
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 12:14:01 PM
this is true. Do you post there? Haven't been on mayhem in 2 years because the ass kissing & the sacred cow members there. Reminded me of an all liberal female coffee hour.


i havent' been there in years

something about a place that worships some fat guy named "ZoneCapone" rubs me the wrong way

however, bodyfx is very smart
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: johnnynoname on March 20, 2010, 12:17:40 PM
coincidentally, jade was in a wreck and this thread turned into a wreak

haha
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: LatsMcGee on March 20, 2010, 12:18:42 PM
coincidentally, jade was in a wreck and this thread turned into a wreak

haha

I hope her "operation" "came off" without a "hitch."
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 20, 2010, 12:22:29 PM
ALL women who talk about cock in public are disgusting whores.


Lady in the street, freak in the bed.
Freak in the street, stank cooch in the sack.
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: Army of One on March 20, 2010, 01:06:13 PM
I see jake-the-was-a-her is back for more, seriously why do you think anyone cares about your life?
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: SF1900 on March 20, 2010, 02:15:02 PM
She can have my big schlong.  :D Or does she look like a man?
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: MadeYaMelt on March 20, 2010, 02:20:34 PM
ALL women who talk about cock in public are disgusting whores.


Lady in the street, freak in the bed.
Freak in the street, stank cooch in the sack.

x2.  They think that it's cool to be like the pigs on Sex and the City.  Guess what, no man will ever marry you and will tolerate your whorish ways just long enough to bust a few nuts. 
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 20, 2010, 02:26:38 PM
x2.  They think that it's cool to be like the pigs on Sex and the City.  Guess what, no man will ever marry you and will tolerate your whorish ways just long enough to bust a few nuts. 


as evidenced by jade's continued exile in the 40-something dating pool, and he barren, tumble-weed dry womb.... :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: slate on March 20, 2010, 03:16:26 PM
Just had an absolute week from hell.  Car accident.....nuff said, I'm ok (concussion & 2 black eyes), just got back home & I got legs tomorrow. :)      



"concussion & 2 black eyes" = my boyfriend beat the crap out of me

All those steroids for nothing -well u did get a nice beard which is known to confer character
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: brooklynbruiser on March 20, 2010, 05:00:51 PM
Glad to hear you're okay, Jade! :)
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: slate on March 20, 2010, 05:21:50 PM
Jade take a look at

http://www.domesticviolence.com (http://www.domesticviolence.com)

acceptance is the first step - there are people that can help
Title: Re: Just got home....I missed you guys
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 20, 2010, 05:35:09 PM
Jade take a look at

http://www.domesticviolence.com (http://www.domesticviolence.com)

acceptance is the first step - there are people that can help

haha.......jade gets in a "car accident" every time she is slow getting lucid delusion cold brewskies when they are practicing in the garage




"YOUR STIFFELING OUR CREATIVITY JADE"........................(backhand across the bridge of her nose)