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Title: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 22, 2010, 02:37:29 AM
Okami, I know you and Method101 have your differences, but I think it can be resolved if you help him get rid of his jitters of the opposite sex. You need to take on the role of his father, since his ran away. Take him to a brothel or get him a hooker. Help him take that step into manhood, so that you can feel proud that you did something for a Gunger. And may God smile on you for doing so. You may even shed a tear, that your 'son" has now become a man and now knows the power of the "V"
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 22, 2010, 03:39:38 AM
I agree man
Method,how about you come to Amsterdam with me and my mates next month,was gonna go to Fibo but for you I will go to Amsterdam and I will pay for you to have sex with any window girl you choose
The only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys
You up for it Method?
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 22, 2010, 03:57:11 AM
I agree man
Method,how about you come to Amsterdam with me and my mates next month,was gonna go to Fibo but for you I will go to Amsterdam and I will pay for you to have sex with any window girl you choose
The only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys
You up for it Method?
Method101...you have a offer. If you don't take this...BayGBM and Vince G are more man than you are.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 22, 2010, 04:45:37 AM
Method101...you have a offer. If you don't take this...BayGBM and Vince G are more man than you are.
:D ;D
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 22, 2010, 05:03:16 AM
:D ;D
Seriously, if Method101 does not take this offer then he has officially declared himself less hetero than someone who is on the opposite spectrum. He can't come up with no excuse. There is no, "Im studying hair and eye color for a upcoming Master Race Test."

all he has to do is pay his way, have some drinks go get a girl...or is waiting for that "perfect" opportunity...Sorry bud, those days are over...that was back in the 50s.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 22, 2010, 05:07:08 AM
Seriously, if Method101 does not take this offer then he has officially declared himself less hetero than someone who is on the opposite spectrum. He can't come up with no excuse. There is no, "Im studying hair and eye color for a upcoming Master Race Test."

all he has to do is pay his way, have some drinks go get a girl...or is waiting for that "perfect" opportunity...Sorry bud, those days are over...that was back in the 50s.
Sounds as if he needs to step up on this one or there will be no recovery.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 22, 2010, 05:12:19 AM
Seriously, if Method101 does not take this offer then he has officially declared himself less hetero than someone who is on the opposite spectrum. He can't come up with no excuse. There is no, "Im studying hair and eye color for a upcoming Master Race Test."

all he has to do is pay his way, have some drinks go get a girl...or is waiting for that "perfect" opportunity...Sorry bud, those days are over...that was back in the 50s.

dude, you're acting like his mom would let him leave the house.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: _bruce_ on March 22, 2010, 05:12:36 AM
I agree man
Method,how about you come to Amsterdam with me and my mates next month,was gonna go to Fibo but for you I will go to Amsterdam and I will pay for you to have sex with any window girl you choose
The only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys
You up for it Method?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Method101 on March 22, 2010, 05:22:39 AM
Brutal Chimpout from Parker.

I guess the MRI scans hit hard.


Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 22, 2010, 05:37:21 AM
So what do you say Method?
Its a genuine offer
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on March 22, 2010, 06:25:45 AM
as degrading as it sounds it would actually help Method101
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 22, 2010, 06:42:38 AM
as degrading as it sounds it would actually help Method101
There was a tv show on English channel 4 maybe 2years ago about a virgin in his late 20's who went to amsterdam to lose his virginity
Was comical,I shall try find it on youtube
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 22, 2010, 06:47:21 AM
Here it is...
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Per Se on March 22, 2010, 01:06:02 PM
I agree man
Method,how about you come to Amsterdam with me and my mates next month,was gonna go to Fibo but for you I will go to Amsterdam and I will pay for you to have sex with any window girl you choose
The only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys
You up for it Method?

I literally laughed out loud!! ha ha!!
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 22, 2010, 01:20:05 PM
Brutal Chimpout from Parker.

I guess the MRI scans hit hard.



Come On, Im  doing you a favor and all you got is that. You didn't answer. You got a bonefide offer for some beer and beaver and if you don't take this...you may as well wear Victoria Secret instead of a Green shirt.

I think all your issues stem from frustration and lack of stimulation and interaction.
And plus, you can always sneak out. Or tell your mom your going out for some "fags and beer", but if you step up, it might be that is true, in the American vein of the language.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 22, 2010, 01:30:52 PM
I don't think Hugh Hefner could help Method get laid if he gave him the keys to the mansion
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 22, 2010, 01:40:33 PM
I don't think Hugh Hefner could help Method get laid if he gave him the keys to the mansion
It would be funny if he did, and then Method says, "Where are girls?"
the reply, "Oh, you thought that they came with the mansion? Those you have provide by yourself."

Getting keys to the Kingdom, does not mean you can run the Kingdom ;D


So, what's it gonna young Meth, a lifetime of the study of hair follicles and eye color charts or the study and procurement of boobs and booty?
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: KevinP85 on March 22, 2010, 02:00:45 PM
Pics of the "potential," girl or it didn't happen
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 22, 2010, 02:04:33 PM
Pics of the "potential," girl or it didn't happen
Well, okami said they'll go to Amsterdam and Meth can pick out a chick, of course he'll go by eye color hair color...but would Okami's word suffice if the hooker doesn't want her pic taken?
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: KevinP85 on March 22, 2010, 02:07:04 PM
Well, okami said they'll go to Amsterdam and Meth can pick out a chick, of course he'll go by eye color hair color...but would Okami's word suffice if the hooker doesn't want her pic taken?


Then he would have to sneak a shot when she's not looking and post for all getbig to see ;D Other shots of her would be a bonus of course.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 22, 2010, 02:12:07 PM

Then he would have to sneak a shot when she's not looking and post for all getbig to see ;D Other shots of her would be a bonus of course.
Quite true. If a dude says he's gonna pay for it, man I would jump at that chance, remember back when I was wet behind the ears...

BTW, test drove a G37 coupe Saturday, real nice.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Option D on March 22, 2010, 02:14:06 PM
IThe only condition being,it must be a female
No wanking off to cartoons outside the windows or wanting to fuck trannys


hahaha hilarious
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: KevinP85 on March 22, 2010, 02:44:36 PM
Quite true. If a dude says he's gonna pay for it, man I would jump at that chance, remember back when I was wet behind the ears...

BTW, test drove a G37 coupe Saturday, real nice.


Cool, I've driven the G37 sedan, compares very well to the 3 series, but of course I favor the 3 over all its competitors mainly because I love straight 6 motors among the other factors as well.

What did you think of the G coupe. How did it compare in your opinion to others part. 3 series??
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: kyomu on March 22, 2010, 02:47:08 PM
Method101...you have a offer. If you don't take this...BayGBM and Vince G are more man than you are.
Thats quite truth. Very good offer. If he turns it down, absolutely gay.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: KevinP85 on March 22, 2010, 02:49:03 PM
Thats quite truth. Very good offer. If he turns it down, absolutely gay.


If I come to Spain, can you pay for me??? ;D
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: kyomu on March 22, 2010, 02:51:41 PM

If I come to Spain, can you pay for me??? ;D
Why? you stud get laid quite easily no? ;D
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: KevinP85 on March 22, 2010, 02:59:45 PM
Why? you stud get laid quite easily no? ;D


Hahaha, I wouldn't know my way around Spain though, thought I'd get some suggestions and tips:D
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: kyomu on March 22, 2010, 03:08:45 PM

Hahaha, I wouldn't know my way around Spain though, thought I'd get some suggestions and tips:D
Mmm. I heard many prostitutes are foreigner and not spanish.
But telling the truth, if you are not very selective, you get laid very easy here.
Easier than states for sure.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 22, 2010, 03:13:22 PM

Cool, I've driven the G37 sedan, compares very well to the 3 series, but of course I favor the 3 over all its competitors mainly because I love straight 6 motors among the other factors as well.

What did you think of the G coupe. How did it compare in your opinion to others part. 3 series??
The G coupe is nice. Very comparable to the 335i. The exhuast note is intoxicating, more so than the 335i. The steering was great, overall a very good and great alternative to the 335i, you could almost say it was better, more fun to drive. You love the exhuast note once you just tap it, or on exit ramps.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 23, 2010, 04:00:09 AM
Method101 avoiding this thread like he avoids weights
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 23, 2010, 05:21:04 AM
Method101 avoiding this thread like he avoids weights
He shouldn't! No straight man turns down a chance for some free ####.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Purple Aki on March 23, 2010, 05:33:49 AM
Okami, do you have some kind of Jedi mind control over your wife?

My gf throws a hissy fit when I go to Cardiff or Birmingham with the chaps... if I suggested Amsterdam she'd stab me in my sleep.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 23, 2010, 06:23:15 AM
Okami, do you have some kind of Jedi mind control over your wife?

My gf throws a hissy fit when I go to Cardiff or Birmingham with the chaps... if I suggested Amsterdam she'd stab me in my sleep.
Bring her along, you know, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 23, 2010, 06:27:03 AM
Bring her along, you know, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.
Method101 a brutal one post in this thread, seems he wont take the offer whats next?
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: Parker on March 23, 2010, 06:31:35 AM
Method101 a brutal one post in this thread, seems he wont take the offer whats next?
Then he should not post in any threads at all. Okami has given him a clear cut offer, beer, broads and he apparently will not take it. As far as I'm concerned, that is the sign of a INFERIOR man. Well, you what they say about gingers...
I guess he'd rather fap to cartoon porn than get get his noodle wet in the real thing.
Title: Re: Okami, can you help Method101 get laid?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 23, 2010, 08:24:55 AM
Okami, do you have some kind of Jedi mind control over your wife?

My gf throws a hissy fit when I go to Cardiff or Birmingham with the chaps... if I suggested Amsterdam she'd stab me in my sleep.
Well she knows I wouldnt be unfaithful  8)