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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Power on March 23, 2010, 06:03:14 AM
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My grandfather was in Whole foods yesterday to pick up some of his favorite soup (Minestrone). He gets to the Deli area where all the salad fixings and soups are lined up and sees this pasty white trash woman walking back and forth along the soup area. Apparently she was unable to read the labels as to what type of soup was in each container. Grandfather being the gentleman he is slides in and takes the lid off each container so this “lady” can see what the soups are inside. The lady stands there in amazement as this had obviously not occurred to her to do. As my grandfather turns to offer her a soup container to use, this guy suddenly appears out of nowhere. He looks huge at first glance, but then grandfather sees he is standing on a crate of oranges making him look taller than the 5’6” he really is. The man is giving him the evil eye, twitching his nose and gnashing his teeth. This of course concerned grandfather as he thought the man was having a seizure of some sort so he hurried off the call an ambalamps worried the man would fall off the crate. He could not recall seeing anything so strange even back in his WWII days. Then it hit him, instead of calling 911, he called animal control as obviously the zoo was missing one of it’s chimps. He said next time he will just throw a banana out the door and close it when the monkey runs out.
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Wiggs?
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LoL, I love these "answer" threads. ;D That trashy woman was clearly a mudshark.
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My grandfather was in Whole foods yesterday to pick up some of his favorite soup (Minestrone). He gets to the Deli area where all the salad fixings and soups are lined up and sees this pasty white trash woman walking back and forth along the soup area. Apparently she was unable to read the labels as to what type of soup was in each container. Grandfather being the gentleman he is slides in and takes the lid off each container so this “lady” can see what the soups are inside. The lady stands there in amazement as this had obviously not occurred to her to do. As my grandfather turns to offer her a soup container to use, this guy suddenly appears out of nowhere. He looks huge at first glance, but then grandfather sees he is standing on a crate of oranges making him look taller than the 5’6” he really is. The man is giving him the evil eye, twitching his nose and gnashing his teeth. This of course concerned grandfather as he thought the man was having a seizure of some sort so he hurried off the call an ambalamps worried the man would fall off the crate. He could not recall seeing anything so strange even back in his WWII days. Then it hit him, instead of calling 911, he called animal control as obviously the zoo was missing one of it’s chimps. He said next time he will just throw a banana out the door and close it when the monkey runs out.
LMAO! Fucking classic
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Is your grandfather related to epic beard man?
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Is your grandfather related to epic beard man?
ya, epic beard man was cool..
this thread sucks
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My grandfather was in Whole foods yesterday to pick up some of his favorite soup (Minestrone). He gets to the Deli area where all the salad fixings and soups are lined up and sees this pasty white trash woman walking back and forth along the soup area. Apparently she was unable to read the labels as to what type of soup was in each container. Grandfather being the gentleman he is slides in and takes the lid off each container so this “lady” can see what the soups are inside. The lady stands there in amazement as this had obviously not occurred to her to do. As my grandfather turns to offer her a soup container to use, this guy suddenly appears out of nowhere. He looks huge at first glance, but then grandfather sees he is standing on a crate of oranges making him look taller than the 5’6” he really is. The man is giving him the evil eye, twitching his nose and gnashing his teeth. This of course concerned grandfather as he thought the man was having a seizure of some sort so he hurried off the call an ambalamps worried the man would fall off the crate. He could not recall seeing anything so strange even back in his WWII days. Then it hit him, instead of calling 911, he called animal control as obviously the zoo was missing one of it’s chimps. He said next time he will just throw a banana out the door and close it when the monkey runs out.
/EPIC WIN
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Nope, I'm calling bullshit.
You won't find white trash - or hoodrats - shopping at Whole Foods, which is why I shop there. :D
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i think you all need to read wiggs thread first before understanding this one.....
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=325127.0
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Clearly, someones feelings are hurt ;D
BTW FAIL...
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=325127.0
haha, to many trolls here there days
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Clearly someones feelings are hurt ;D
hahahahaa!!!
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Clearly, someones feelings are hurt ;D
BTW FAIL...
Lol, no hurt feelings here. I was just having a little fun this AM. Your original thread made me chuckle briefly, then it hit me that the Cliff Notes version reads something like this. "Hey everyone look I'm cool, I postured up and intimidated a 70 year old man in a supermarket over a pot of soup." That's when I really started to laugh. ;D
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Lol, no hurt feelings here. I was just having a little fun this AM. Your original thread made me chuckle briefly, then it hit me that the Cliff Notes version reads something like this. "Hey everyone look I'm cool, I postured up and intimidated a 70 year old man in a supermarket over a pot of soup." That's when I really started to laugh. ;D
If you weren't a troll, you'd know that the style it was written in was an homage to the great trailer king, Dave "Sarcasm-Squadfather-QuakerOats-Susan Fitness" Mirza.
Answer me this, serious question, are you a jew?
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the jew killer is more similar to power, with his calm in depth explanation for his post
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If you weren't a troll, you'd know that the style it was written in was an homage to the great trailer king, Dave "Sarcasm-Squadfather-QuakerOats-Susan Fitness" Mirza.
Answer me this, serious question, are you a jew?
FAIL, I am not a troll. I have been here a very long time. I go back to the days even before T2G and his motorcycle death. Perhaps if you were in less of a hurry to believe your feelings were hurt you would know that my parody thread was an homage to all the great parody threads of years past. Perhaps you are the troll?
Lol, a serious question from you? Certainly that deserves a serious answer. I am not currently nor have I ever been connected to any group claiming to be a descendant of Jacob or the tribe of Judah. I have however on several occasions bargained in an attempt to gain an unfair price in a business transaction. :)
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I am not currently nor have I ever been connected to any group claiming to be a descendant of Jacob or the tribe of Judah. I have however on several occasions bargained in an attempt to gain an unfair price in a business transaction. :)
bwwaaahhhaaaa
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Gramps did ok....he did ok