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Title: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:28:28 PM
Someone has stolen my boxers. WTF!
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: BB on March 26, 2010, 07:30:15 PM
Some schmoe is wearing them as a face mask and beating off as we speak:(.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: CARTEL on March 26, 2010, 07:30:34 PM
Maybe they were thrown out for stinking up the joint.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: MadeYaMelt on March 26, 2010, 07:30:55 PM
Nasser's only one man.  He can only soil so many pairs before he needs a little help. 
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:34:44 PM
Maybe they were thrown out for stinking up the joint.

They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Deicide on March 26, 2010, 07:37:59 PM
They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

Maybe the person is envious of your genetics?
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: webcake on March 26, 2010, 07:39:15 PM
yes, it is all genetics. Don't forget this people.....
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: CARTEL on March 26, 2010, 07:39:58 PM
They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

Get some G-strings.

They probably won't get stolen so quick unless johnnynoname works out at that gym with you.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Deicide on March 26, 2010, 07:40:07 PM
yes, it is all genetics. Don't forget this people.....

So very true...
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:41:12 PM
Maybe the person is envious of your genetics?

I wish they would refuse to spot me rather than steal my boxers.

Wlcome back btw dude!
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Deicide on March 26, 2010, 07:41:50 PM
I wish they would refuse to spot me rather than steal my boxers.

Wlcome back btw dude!

Genetic envy tends to bring out the worst in people in my experience.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on March 26, 2010, 08:08:35 PM
They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

Next time blow on them and put a piece of paper with 'leave 15quid' on them
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: funk51 on March 28, 2010, 01:40:26 PM
Someone has stolen my boxers. WTF!
   there now for sale on e-bay.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 02:35:40 PM
I am going to lay a trap.

Seriously what gratification can you get from a clean pair of boxers.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 28, 2010, 02:57:25 PM
I am going to lay a trap.

Seriously what gratification can you get from a clean pair of boxers.
Take a shit in them this will resolve your problem.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 02:58:16 PM
What if that only whets their appetite?
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 28, 2010, 02:58:45 PM
What if that only whets their appetite?
:D ;D
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: calfzilla on March 28, 2010, 03:01:49 PM
Team Nasser, give him his shorts back.  
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: LatsMcGee on March 28, 2010, 03:12:03 PM
Team Nasser, give him his shorts back.  

Sherieff will have to take them off of his head to read this post. 
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 03:12:37 PM
LOL

Can any non arabs be members of Team Nasser? My gym is 99% white.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: _bruce_ on March 28, 2010, 03:31:56 PM
Sherieff will have to take them off of his head to read this post. 

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Montague on March 28, 2010, 03:44:20 PM
They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.


I once trained in this real classy joint that had a locker room with actual lockers.
They kind of reminded me of the ones in which we used to lock our coats & book bags back in school.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 03:46:14 PM
Yea we don't have that at all.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: dr.chimps on March 28, 2010, 03:49:13 PM
Team Nasser, give him his shorts back.  
That's a BINGO!  ;D
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Montague on March 28, 2010, 04:12:43 PM
Yea we don't have that at all.


 ;D


Okay, then...

What else is inside your gym bag?
Do you have anything more valuable than a pair of boxers?
If the answer is yes, then you’re either dealing with a really juvenile prankster, or a sick son-of-a-bitch.

Try some bait.
Smear a little hot mustard and lighter fluid on the inside – especially around the crotch.
If the little pervert is taking them home & wearing them on his head (or anywhere else), he’ll momentarily wonder if his skin is going to burn off. ;)


Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Earl1972 on March 28, 2010, 04:17:14 PM
Maybe the person is envious of your genetics?

don't start with the "genetics" shit again ::)

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Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: burn2live on March 28, 2010, 04:44:08 PM
What gym you in atm man? Cent still?
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 04:56:17 PM

 ;D


Okay, then...

What else is inside your gym bag?
Do you have anything more valuable than a pair of boxers?
If the answer is yes, then you’re either dealing with a really juvenile prankster, or a sick son-of-a-bitch.

Try some bait.
Smear a little hot mustard and lighter fluid on the inside – especially around the crotch.
If the little pervert is taking them home & wearing them on his head (or anywhere else), he’ll momentarily wonder if his skin is going to burn off. ;)





My other valuables phone, wallet, kets etc were all safe away. It was chalk a towel and my boxers beside a pile of my clothes.

Yea Burn - still Cent. You would not believe it these days.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Doug_Steele on March 28, 2010, 05:04:34 PM
Someone stole my Nike Draws...Damn thieves.  >:(
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: MJK on March 28, 2010, 05:29:04 PM
Someone has stolen my boxers. WTF!
Sounds like you have a practical joker running around your gym.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: burn2live on March 28, 2010, 05:37:32 PM

My other valuables phone, wallet, kets etc were all safe away. It was chalk a towel and my boxers beside a pile of my clothes.

Yea Burn - still Cent. You would not believe it these days.

Dropped in about two weeks ago briefly. Will be in touch man, hopefully catch you on msn or something some day. Hope you're keeping well and schmoes stop stealing your underwear!
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: buffdnet on March 28, 2010, 05:41:24 PM
Quote
Someone has stolen my boxers.
it's ok. they're only the finishing touch. no homo
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: SaltShaker on March 28, 2010, 05:52:13 PM
Someone has stolen my boxers. WTF!
Free ballin
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Purple Aki on March 29, 2010, 02:51:05 AM
They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

Twelve quid for a pair of keks?

Looks like you were robbed by the shop, too.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Dreadlifter on March 29, 2010, 04:00:27 AM
Lol. That's hilarious. What kind of idiot steals boxers! (or anything really) from a gym bag. If it's not just someone pranking you then wtf!

You could always just hang around the changing room and take a look at all the guys in their boxers, see if any of them are wearing them. (no homo)
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Figo on March 29, 2010, 04:20:46 AM
Lol. That's hilarious. What kind of idiot steals boxers! (or anything really) from a gym bag. If it's not just someone pranking you then wtf!

You could always just hang around the changing room and take a look at all the guys in their boxers, see if any of them are wearing them. (no homo)

def a pervert
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Tapeworm on March 29, 2010, 04:33:42 AM
I am going to lay a trap.


Long story how it got there but I once wound up with a piece of fibreglass insulation in my underwear.  It was like that scene in Dune when the guy has his hand in The Box, but with a scrotum instead.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 29, 2010, 12:05:40 PM
Twelve quid for a pair of keks?

Looks like you were robbed by the shop, too.

Pack of 3 lol

LOL @ dreadlifter
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Deicide on March 29, 2010, 12:14:49 PM
don't start with the "genetics" shit again ::)

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Genetic envy blackens the hearts of men...
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Earl1972 on March 29, 2010, 01:30:54 PM
Genetic envy blackens the hearts of men...

it also causes them to make a lot of shitty posts

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Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: dan18 on March 29, 2010, 02:57:51 PM
Someone has stolen my boxers. WTF!
gyms have a thing called lockers try one......
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Ursus on March 29, 2010, 05:49:44 PM
Yes I never thought of that Mr Eighthead.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Deicide on March 29, 2010, 07:23:40 PM
it also causes them to make a lot of shitty posts

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You take things too seriously sir.
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Cavalier22 on March 29, 2010, 07:42:15 PM
what kind of gym do you belong to?  no lockers?
Title: Re: The last two Fridays in my gym...
Post by: Spoony Luv on March 29, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
Just a hunch but by any chance did you happen to see Lee Priest in your gym on any of these Fridays? And are you sure they weren't soiled?