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Title: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: David M on March 31, 2010, 08:15:17 AM
I found this on a yahoo forum, it's catching on some wildfire on the other message boards. 


So last night I'm working my shift (I drive a standard yellow cab) and I get a call to one of the shabbier areas of town.  I pull up to the address and this kid practically sprints from his screen doored porch to my car.

"Help me... hospital please!"
I get out and help him in.  I don't want to mess up my car, but I understand I don't have a choice now.  I see this fat kid with a face all kind of messed up.  Bleeding, puffy, etc.  He was bleeding, bawling, texting on his Blackberry.

Anyway, I don't know who the kid was.  He kept claiming to be a powerlifter, claiming to be 12-something-percentage-fat, or something like that.  Kept typing on that outdated huge dinosaur phone, mumbling about "getting big" and "my legacy", etc. 

I dropped him off at the hospital and I didn't even charge him.  I wouldn't have wanted to touch his money, to be honest.  I've never seen a bloodier, greasier kid in my life.  Anyway, I hope it worked out well for him.  Another day in the life of the cabster...
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 31, 2010, 08:26:20 AM
Trey Brewer is his name if you want to track him down for the fare
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 31, 2010, 08:42:31 AM
He was talking about getbig.  not getting big.  Fucking Alex23 at it again
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: Army of One on March 31, 2010, 08:49:36 AM
I found this on a yahoo forum, it's catching on some wildfire on the other message boards. 


So last night I'm working my shift (I drive a standard yellow cab) and I get a call to one of the shabbier areas of town.  I pull up to the address and this kid practically sprints from his screen doored porch to my car.

"Help me... hospital please!"
I get out and help him in.  I don't want to mess up my car, but I understand I don't have a choice now.  I see this fat kid with a face all kind of messed up.  Bleeding, puffy, etc.  He was bleeding, bawling, texting on his Blackberry.

Anyway, I don't know who the kid was.  He kept claiming to be a powerlifter, claiming to be 12-something-percentage-fat, or something like that.  Kept typing on that outdated huge dinosaur phone, mumbling about "getting big" and "my legacy", etc. 

I dropped him off at the hospital and I didn't even charge him.  I wouldn't have wanted to touch his money, to be honest.  I've never seen a bloodier, greasier kid in my life.  Anyway, I hope it worked out well for him.  Another day in the life of the cabster...

This was Squadfather the day he was exposed.
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: emn1964 on March 31, 2010, 09:55:21 AM
This was Squadfather the day he was exposed.

no...he said he was bleeding from his face, not his asshole.
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: David M on March 31, 2010, 03:10:35 PM
:) :)
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: WillGrant on April 01, 2010, 03:28:17 AM
:) :)
How are you Dave?
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: ricorico on April 01, 2010, 06:25:03 AM
Jason Genova  :)
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: emn1964 on April 01, 2010, 07:09:03 AM
How are you Dave?

lol...David Mirza
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: SusanFitness on April 01, 2010, 07:26:59 AM
settle down ladies, this isn't squad. sure he'd be pleased to know you're still thinking about him though.
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: emn1964 on April 01, 2010, 07:53:00 AM
settle down ladies, this isn't squad. sure he'd be pleased to know you're still thinking about him though.

so you are Dave...BTW Dave, some friends of ours have been asking where you been...
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: CalvinH on April 01, 2010, 07:54:44 AM
so you are Dave...BTW Dave, some friends of ours have been asking where you been...



"Friends",you in the mob or something ???
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: emn1964 on April 01, 2010, 08:03:46 AM


"Friends",you in the mob or something ???

no Calvin...we have mutual friends that actually asked where he's been.  you watch alot of movies?
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: CalvinH on April 01, 2010, 08:12:57 AM
no Calvin...we have mutual friends that actually asked where he's been.  you watch alot of movies?


I try but I have a real bad clicker addiction :(
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: SusanFitness on April 01, 2010, 08:14:57 AM
so you are Dave...BTW Dave, some friends of ours have been asking where you been...

no, I'm Susan. I hear that he's been at your momma's house.
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: emn1964 on April 01, 2010, 08:15:55 AM

I try but I have a real bad clicker addiction :(

lol...TV ADD...me too
Title: Re: Brutal Taxi Cab Encounter
Post by: emn1964 on April 01, 2010, 08:36:03 AM
no, I'm Susan. I hear that he's been at your momma's house.

Stop being a little bitch and seek out da Block...