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Title: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on April 03, 2010, 05:15:40 AM
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A man with only half a body is waiting on test results to find out if he is a father.

In a new documentary, Kenny Easterday, 35, claims to have conceived a child with his finacee Nicky.

The couple, from West Virginia, were together seven years ago when Nicky gave birth to her daughter Desiree.

They have undergone DNA testing to find out if Desiree, one of Nicky's two children, is Mr Easterday's daughter.

Speaking in The Learning Channel (TLC) documentary, Nicky, 33, said they enjoyed a normal sex life.

"People want to know if Kenny has his private parts."

"We have sex just like any other couple. Kenny has his parts like any other man."

Mr Easterday was born with a rare condition called sacral agenesis which stopped his spine from developing normally.

Doctors amputated his two legs and used part of his shinbone to form the end of his spine.

Mr Easterday, who walks on his hands, said his greatest dream was to be a dad.

"I want a child to carry my name, someone that can carry my legacy and be able to say 'Well that's my daddy'," he said.

Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Parker on April 03, 2010, 05:25:14 AM
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(http://www.phreeque.com/kenny2.jpg)

(http://phreeque.tripod.com/kenny4.jpg)

A man with only half a body is waiting on test results to find out if he is a father.

In a new documentary, Kenny Easterday, 35, claims to have conceived a child with his finacee Nicky.

The couple, from West Virginia, were together seven years ago when Nicky gave birth to her daughter Desiree.

They have undergone DNA testing to find out if Desiree, one of Nicky's two children, is Mr Easterday's daughter.

Speaking in The Learning Channel (TLC) documentary, Nicky, 33, said they enjoyed a normal sex life.

"People want to know if Kenny has his private parts."

"We have sex just like any other couple. Kenny has his parts like any other man.

Mr Easterday was born with a rare condition called sacral agenesis which stopped his spine from developing normally.

Doctors amputated his two legs and used part of his shinbone to form the end of his spine.

Mr Easterday, who walks on his hands, said his greatest dream was to be a dad.

"I want a child to carry my name, someone that can carry my legacy and be able to say 'Well that's my daddy'," he said


from West Va, oh brother. And he's getting a DNA to make sure it's his? That doesn't bode well for their marriage...chances are he cannot father children...
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: kiwiol on April 03, 2010, 05:27:41 AM
Another upper body bodybuilder who doesn't train legs ::)
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: WillGrant on April 03, 2010, 05:30:04 AM
Another upper body bodybuilder who doesn't train legs ::)
LOL
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: TrueGrit on April 03, 2010, 05:37:15 AM
Bet he is king of the chin-up bar
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Tapeworm on April 03, 2010, 05:55:12 AM
And he's getting a DNA to make sure it's his?

Ya that sentence sort of leaps from the page eh?  Just what the hell's going on over there?
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on April 03, 2010, 06:06:52 AM
Even he gets laid, why dont I.  :-\
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Parker on April 03, 2010, 06:09:36 AM
Even he gets laid, why dont I.  :-\
E gets laid in print, real life is a totally different animal.
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: kiwiol on April 03, 2010, 06:12:14 AM
Even he gets laid, why dont I.  :-\

Getbiggers don't get laid - they start 'Would you hit it?' threads instead.
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 03, 2010, 06:23:57 AM
Good V-taper on that dude, he must be following Debussey's upper body routine.
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: TrueGrit on April 03, 2010, 06:41:59 AM
Those forearm tats on this guy, or just dirt and grease?
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Adder on April 03, 2010, 09:04:25 AM
ok one Q he must be eating but how is he pooping?
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 03, 2010, 09:09:37 AM
He's still taller than Lee Priest
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: haider on April 03, 2010, 09:23:50 AM
Imagine that guy passing by you on the street walking on his two hands... that would freak me the fuck out!  :o
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Army of One on April 03, 2010, 09:26:00 AM
Would get ignored onstage by judges for lack of glute striations.
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: The.Giant on April 03, 2010, 09:38:56 AM
sick v-taper
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: JasonH on April 03, 2010, 09:40:12 AM
sick v-taper

Lol! I was waiting for that one!  ;D
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Pollux on April 03, 2010, 10:05:22 AM
He must be a huge hit on Halloween!  :D
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Oaf on April 03, 2010, 11:00:10 AM
My biggest concern is that mullett in the 3rd pic.

Really dude??
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: tendonitis on April 03, 2010, 11:02:42 AM
creepy
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Army of One on April 03, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
Word on the street is that they are going to paint his face up like a clown and then he will become the logo for a famous fast food chain.

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Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 03, 2010, 11:52:24 AM
My biggest concern is that mullett in the 3rd pic.

Really dude??

You want to cut more of him off?
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: dr.chimps on April 03, 2010, 11:59:07 AM
Another upper body bodybuilder who doesn't train legs ::)
ROFL. And *BANG* I'm back on the road to hell. And I was doing well there, for a while.     ;D
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 03, 2010, 01:11:09 PM
ROFL. And *BANG* I'm back on the road to hell. And I was doing well there, for a while.     ;D
Sounds like your batting average is dropping off.
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: funk51 on April 03, 2010, 01:30:08 PM
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(http://www.phreeque.com/kenny2.jpg)

(http://phreeque.tripod.com/kenny4.jpg)

A man with only half a body is waiting on test results to find out if he is a father.

In a new documentary, Kenny Easterday, 35, claims to have conceived a child with his finacee Nicky.

The couple, from West Virginia, were together seven years ago when Nicky gave birth to her daughter Desiree.

They have undergone DNA testing to find out if Desiree, one of Nicky's two children, is Mr Easterday's daughter.

Speaking in The Learning Channel (TLC) documentary, Nicky, 33, said they enjoyed a normal sex life.

"People want to know if Kenny has his private parts."

"We have sex just like any other couple. Kenny has his parts like any other man."

Mr Easterday was born with a rare condition called sacral agenesis which stopped his spine from developing normally.

Doctors amputated his two legs and used part of his shinbone to form the end of his spine.

Mr Easterday, who walks on his hands, said his greatest dream was to be a dad.

"I want a child to carry my name, someone that can carry my legacy and be able to say 'Well that's my daddy'," he said.


this is sad to see there is a guy in atlantic city like this. he hangs out on the boardwalk in front of the casinos.
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: MJK on April 03, 2010, 02:22:00 PM
Monster tris on that kid.
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: Kwon on April 03, 2010, 03:05:10 PM
I wonder how he functions.

Did they really fit a stomach and intestines in that lower part?

Number 1 and Number 2?

It's a miracle that he keeps on tickin' and enjoys life! Astounding!
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on April 03, 2010, 03:12:56 PM
I don't understand how he still has his genitals he looks too small. Not that i'm keen to see.
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: KevinP85 on April 03, 2010, 03:27:42 PM
Looks like white trash!

Hahaha, DNA testing to see if the kid is his, definitely walmart shoppers and government hand out citizens!
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: kiwiol on April 03, 2010, 04:54:32 PM
ROFL. And *BANG* I'm back on the road to hell. And I was doing well there, for a while.     ;D

"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in."
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: HTexan on April 03, 2010, 11:33:17 PM
Proves that your junk is worth more then your legs ;D
Title: Re: Man with half a body 'fathered child'
Post by: 240 is Back on April 03, 2010, 11:36:14 PM
"sick v-taper"

I honestly and truly just spit out a huge chunk of egg salad sandwich laughing that this.