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Title: Savage owning of an overweight manager at jack in the box
Post by: AC Slater on April 08, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
My car got towed today.  I wasnt parked illegally for more than 10 minutes in the jack in the box parking lot and when I came back outside from the computer lab on campus my car was gone.  I was pissed off and went inside the jack in the box to beat the manager's ass.  I could tell this overweight b.eaner woman was the manager because her shirt was different from everyone elses.  I changed my plan because I couldnt hit a woman, so I bought a large coke then asked to speak to the manager.  I threw it all over her, then pegged her with the empty cup, and left.  Had to get a taxi and pay $160 to get my car un impounded, but
I taught that bitch a lesson.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: Hulkotron on April 08, 2010, 12:34:10 PM
2 / 10 could have been a little worse
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: saopl on April 08, 2010, 12:54:58 PM
your fault for parking in the wrong spot, dumb ass.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 12:56:38 PM
B.eaners side of the story...

"Today some skinny douche parked in my parking lot and I had it towed.  So he shows up in the store with a Ed Hardy t-shirt on and gives me a hassle.  I force him to buy a soda to talk to me, took it away from him and drank it, then tossed the cup in his face.  He slinked away, saw him taking a taxi to go pay the $160 fine to get his Fiero back."
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 08, 2010, 01:01:08 PM
I think the ownage is you for

1. Actually going to Jack in the Box
2. For having to pay $160 for your car.

The pnwnage is on you
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: ChinoXL on April 08, 2010, 01:04:36 PM
My car got towed today.  I wasnt parked illegally for more than 10 minutes in the jack in the box parking lot and when I came back outside from the computer lab on campus my car was gone.  I was pissed off and went inside the jack in the box to beat the manager's ass.  I could tell this overweight b.eaner woman was the manager because her shirt was different from everyone elses.  I changed my plan because I couldnt hit a woman, so I bought a large coke then asked to speak to the manager.  I threw it all over her, then pegged her with the empty cup, and left.  Had to get a taxi and pay $160 to get my car un impounded, but
I taught that bitch a lesson.

No wonder you always lose the hot chicks to zack morris.   ::)
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 01:16:37 PM
Sort of overreacted. No?  :-X
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: splank on April 08, 2010, 01:50:18 PM
Sort of overreacted. No?  :-X

Yes, especially since he was the one in the wrong. Besides, the story is a bunch of shit anyway.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SamoanIrishman on April 08, 2010, 02:10:26 PM
Its still assult. Slapping her vs throwing a drink on her would net you the same punishment..worked as a bouncer at a bar for years and watch many dudes press assult charges on woment who threw a drink on them cause they were being an asshole.

Either way you still look like a bitch for the mass over reaction. Next time go through the drive through and buy a coke then park. If you were smart enough (not likely) you would have kept your receipt, not thrown your drink at her and reported her to corporate saying you walk inside to buy a drink, had to take a shit just to come out and find your car had been towed by management then demand reimbursment.

Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: AC Slater on April 08, 2010, 02:15:02 PM
not a bad idea samoan irishman

listen pals, the parking lot WASNT NEARLY FULL AT ALL.  I had to park illegally for < 10 mins so I could run to the computer lab to print some stuff.  The whore shouldnt have had my lambo towed for being there less than 10mins.  Next time hopefully she will think twice before going out of her way just to be a bitch.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 08, 2010, 02:17:33 PM
not a bad idea samoan irishman

listen pals, the parking lot WASNT NEARLY FULL AT ALL.  I had to park illegally for < 10 mins so I could run to the computer lab to print some stuff.  The whore shouldnt have had my lambo towed for being there less than 10mins.  Next time hopefully she will think twice before going out of her way just to be a bitch.

Where do you live?  Apparently in Cali you are supposed to have an hour of time before they can tow unless you are parked in a red or fire lane or blocking someone else.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: AC Slater on April 08, 2010, 02:18:44 PM
Where do you live?  Apparently in Cali you are supposed to have an hour of time before they can tow unless you are parked in a red or fire lane or blocking someone else.

texas
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: disco_stu on April 08, 2010, 02:23:36 PM
i agree with the others.

what makes you so special to think you can park illegally and others have to find a spot?

are you a bit cooler than everyone else.  deserve special treatment?

based on your reaction i think so (in your mind anyway).

3 tips for you.

1. dont park illegally- you are not special.
2. get some professional help for your delusions.
3. pray that you now dont get charged - they have your details as they arranged the tow. it may cost more than $160.

hope this helps douchebag.

Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SamoanIrishman on April 08, 2010, 02:29:17 PM
not a bad idea samoan irishman

listen pals, the parking lot WASNT NEARLY FULL AT ALL.  I had to park illegally for < 10 mins so I could run to the computer lab to print some stuff.  The whore shouldnt have had my lambo towed for being there less than 10mins.  Next time hopefully she will think twice before going out of her way just to be a bitch.

Really? ....as in Lamborgini?...BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHA
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: Krankenstein on April 08, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Its still assult. Slapping her vs throwing a drink on her would net you the same punishment..worked as a bouncer at a bar for years and watch many dudes press assult charges on woment who threw a drink on them cause they were being an asshole.

Either way you still look like a bitch for the mass over reaction. Next time go through the drive through and buy a coke then park. If you were smart enough (not likely) you would have kept your receipt, not thrown your drink at her and reported her to corporate saying you walk inside to buy a drink, had to take a shit just to come out and find your car had been towed by management then demand reimbursment.



While the receipt idea sounds ok, there is a time stamp on the receipt......sometimes the restaurants have to mark down when they notice a car in their parking lot.  Ultimately the time the tow truck picks you up is recorded.  So, if its a long time (45mins+)...I would imagine you are going to have a little problem proving you were in the crapper.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SamoanIrishman on April 08, 2010, 03:00:15 PM
nope, when the call is answered and the request is processed by dispatch they time, date, requestors information, location of pick up, vehicle info is all captured in their dispatch software. Even most of the smaller tow companies have it cause it cost under $2000 and is cheaper than a potential lawsui
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SF1900 on April 08, 2010, 03:08:41 PM
Remember the episode of Saved by the Bell when Zack and Slater took apart Mr. Belding's car after Lisa Turtle crashed it. Be thankful that didn't happen.  :D :D
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: TestDummy on April 08, 2010, 06:51:58 PM
My car got towed today.  I wasnt parked illegally for more than 10 minutes in the jack in the box parking lot and when I came back outside from the computer lab on campus my car was gone.  I was pissed off and went inside the jack in the box to beat the manager's ass.  I could tell this overweight b.eaner woman was the manager because her shirt was different from everyone elses.  I changed my plan because I couldnt hit a woman, so I bought a large coke then asked to speak to the manager.  I threw it all over her, then pegged her with the empty cup, and left.  Had to get a taxi and pay $160 to get my car un impounded, but
I taught that bitch a lesson.

Do you make this shit up?
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 08, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
Remember the episode of Saved by the Bell when Zack and Slater took apart Mr. Belding's car after Lisa Turtle crashed it. Be thankful that didn't happen.  :D :D

Is that the one where Scrunch had a 3 way with Mrs. Belding and that Max the Magician guy?
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 08, 2010, 07:00:08 PM
It's hard to believe that a tow truck was already on the scene in 10 minutes, I can see a cop giving you a ticket though.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: ShipSekki on April 08, 2010, 07:02:07 PM
My car got towed today.  I wasnt parked illegally for more than 10 minutes in the jack in the box parking lot and when I came back outside from the computer lab on campus my car was gone.  I was pissed off and went inside the jack in the box to beat the manager's ass.  I could tell this overweight b.eaner woman was the manager because her shirt was different from everyone elses.  I changed my plan because I couldnt hit a woman, so I bought a large coke then asked to speak to the manager.  I threw it all over her, then pegged her with the empty cup, and left.  Had to get a taxi and pay $160 to get my car un impounded, but
I taught that bitch a lesson.

 If this story is true then you are a straight up bitch and you deserve to be tortured and dropped off a bridge. Cuunt.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 08, 2010, 07:07:58 PM
LOL mario lopez (AC Slater) is himself a b.eaner(mexican)
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 08, 2010, 07:11:23 PM
Its still assult. Slapping her vs throwing a drink on her would net you the same punishment..worked as a bouncer at a bar for years and watch many dudes press assult charges on woment who threw a drink on them cause they were being an asshole.


Most likely a disorderly conduct charge.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SupplementGuy on April 08, 2010, 07:19:19 PM

I taught that bitch a lesson.

That you're a self-important wannabe fucking loser that feels entitled? You shoulda been arrested for assault you moron.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: chaos on April 08, 2010, 07:28:59 PM
B.eaners side of the story...

"Today some skinny douche parked in my parking lot and I had it towed.  So he shows up in the store with a Ed Hardy t-shirt on and gives me a hassle.  I force him to buy a soda to talk to me, took it away from him and drank it, then tossed the cup in his face.  He slinked away, saw him taking a taxi to go pay the $160 fine to get his Fiero back."
Classic. 8)
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SaltShaker on April 08, 2010, 07:48:48 PM
My car got towed today.  I wasnt parked illegally for more than 10 minutes in the jack in the box parking lot and when I came back outside from the computer lab on campus my car was gone.  I was pissed off and went inside the jack in the box to beat the manager's ass.  I could tell this overweight b.eaner woman was the manager because her shirt was different from everyone elses.  I changed my plan because I couldnt hit a woman, so I bought a large coke then asked to speak to the manager.  I threw it all over her, then pegged her with the empty cup, and left.  Had to get a taxi and pay $160 to get my car un impounded, but
I taught that bitch a lesson.
What the point " Cock Slayer" ? you parked in an illegal spot, got towed. stop bitching! if you cant handle the punishment if you get caught, then dont fucking take the risk... or if you do get caught, dont come bitching and moaning here
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 08, 2010, 08:02:04 PM
So we should be seeing you on the security video from Jack in the Box on the news or youtube by 11 tonight..

might want to stay over at a friend's house for the next few days, there could be some boys in blue looking for you..
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: wild willie on April 08, 2010, 09:08:43 PM
My car got towed today.  I wasnt parked illegally for more than 10 minutes in the jack in the box parking lot and when I came back outside from the computer lab on campus my car was gone.  I was pissed off and went inside the jack in the box to beat the manager's ass.  I could tell this overweight b.eaner woman was the manager because her shirt was different from everyone elses.  I changed my plan because I couldnt hit a woman, so I bought a large coke then asked to speak to the manager.  I threw it all over her, then pegged her with the empty cup, and left.  Had to get a taxi and pay $160 to get my car un impounded, but
I taught that bitch a lesson.
absolutely amazing to me.......i can't decide which is worse........that fact that you used poor judgement in getting pissed with the manager, and threw a soda on her.....low rent by the way.....totally uncalled for.......or the fact that you are proud of your actions and bragging about it on a bodybuilding board????

you are right up there with emn1964.......sorry sacks of S H I  T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: AC Slater on April 08, 2010, 09:19:18 PM
listen pals, that c.unt shouldnt have had my car towed.  the parking lot wasnt near full and i wasnt parked there over 10mins.  plain and simple she was on a power trip and got what she deserved.

there arent security cameras in jack in the box are there?
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 08, 2010, 09:22:03 PM
listen pals, that c.unt shouldnt have had my car towed.  the parking lot wasnt near full and i wasnt parked there over 10mins.  plain and simple she was on a power trip and got what she deserved.

there arent security cameras in jack in the box are there?

There are security camera's in every fast food place, look around :)

plus they could get the records of your license plate/name from the towing company..

oh and 10 minutes, translation = I couldn't afford to park at the university so I parked my car there, 6 hours later when my classes were done I discovered it was towed away.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: BIG ACH on April 08, 2010, 09:54:04 PM

Jack in the box is goooood  ;D

Did you get some grub? lol
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: chaos on April 08, 2010, 09:58:03 PM
listen pals, that c.unt shouldnt have had my car towed.  the parking lot wasnt near full and i wasnt parked there over 10mins.  plain and simple she was on a power trip and got what she deserved.

there arent security cameras in jack in the box are there?
Towed your car in under 10 minutes? Did they have a tow truck in the parking lot?
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SaltShaker on April 09, 2010, 07:16:42 AM
Towed your car in under 10 minutes? Did they have a tow truck in the parking lot?
yeah they have lookouts... i kid you not. my coworkers car got towed in Miami in 10-15 mins. i had to drive him to the tow company, and the towing guy said that the 7/11 store where my coworker parked the car have people who are lookouts, and if you park and go to another store ( getting takeout at a near restaurant), they have the local towing company on speed dial they will call them right away.

the towing company makes mad money too
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SaltShaker on April 09, 2010, 07:18:57 AM
listen pals, that c.unt shouldnt have had my car towed.  the parking lot wasnt near full and i wasnt parked there over 10mins.  plain and simple she was on a power trip and got what she deserved.

there arent security cameras in jack in the box are there?

im guessing your mom's girl isnt currently filled with any dicks, can i park mine in it for like 10 mins ??

just cuz its empty doesnt mean you can park in it, specifically if they say dont park here... jeez whats next? parking in front of a fire hydrant cuz its empty ???

i suggest  you stop trying to make it look like you did the write thing, apologize to all of us for wasting our time, and go apologize to the manager
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: Power on April 09, 2010, 07:31:04 AM
Perhaps you should leave your moms car at home and start riding the "short bus" again.

Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: Natural Man on April 09, 2010, 07:32:15 AM
There are security camera's in every fast food place, look around :)

plus they could get the records of your license plate/name from the towing company..

oh and 10 minutes, translation = I couldn't afford to park at the university so I parked my car there, 6 hours later when my classes were done I discovered it was towed away.

haha exactly, thought he d be smarter than everyone else and that nobody tried that one int he past lol what a moron...that "nobody would notice" as he MUST be smarter than everyone else... lol

btw you guys can be sure the "i threw my coke at her" is pure bullshit... he didnt do anything... but the part about his car being towed is obviously true.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: AC Slater on April 09, 2010, 08:00:57 AM
hahaha lots of butthurt people.  i think the woman was perhaps one of you guys girlfriends or wives and she told you about the story when she got home?

i was very surprised to be towed within 10mins.  the towing company was located about 1-2 miles from the jack in the box.  i would have parked at one of the metered parkings at the university except they were all full.

regardless, i showed that bitch what happens when she messes with ac slater  8)
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: kiwiol on April 09, 2010, 08:15:09 AM
Jack in the box is goooood  ;D

Did you get some grub? lol

He should make sure to get some the next time. I'm sure they'll even add some special sauce.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight manager at jack in the box
Post by: Tapeworm on April 09, 2010, 09:29:40 AM
Call the health department, burn the place down, follow her home and TP her trees, put roadkill in her mailbox and grease on her front steps, deliver unsettling notes made by pasting together individual letters you cut out of newspapers.  Make her misery the focus of your entire life and you will find inner peace.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: Pollux on April 09, 2010, 09:59:45 AM
I think the ownage is you for

1. Actually going to Jack in the Box
2. For having to pay $160 for your car.

The pnwnage is on you

LMAO!  :D

Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SF1900 on April 09, 2010, 04:50:35 PM
Is that the one where Scrunch had a 3 way with Mrs. Belding and that Max the Magician guy?

Nope, but that would have been pretty awesome!  :D
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 09, 2010, 04:56:13 PM
Nope, but that would have been pretty awesome!  :D
8)
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: SF1900 on April 09, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
8)

 8)

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Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 09, 2010, 05:04:12 PM
8)

(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/Sharapovas/kelly-kapowski-08130601.jpg)
Thanks SF I forgot about her.
Title: Re: Savage owning of an overweight b.eaner manager at jack in the box
Post by: the_steevo_uk on April 09, 2010, 05:20:14 PM
not a bad idea samoan irishman

listen pals, the parking lot WASNT NEARLY FULL AT ALL.  I had to park illegally for < 10 mins so I could run to the computer lab to print some stuff.  The whore shouldnt have had my lambo towed for being there less than 10mins.  Next time hopefully she will think twice before going out of her way just to be a bitch.

You were parked illegally...ergo you deserve to get towed, what part of the law do you not understand? You'd be lucky in london to get away with parking for 5mins illegally and not get a ticket. and if you do drive a Lambo $160 should be spare change...wot you worrying about?