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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Juruth on April 12, 2010, 09:49:16 AM
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"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad. Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerul, hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his muscular, tanned, hairy thighs. His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating. What a sight to behold!
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"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad. Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerful hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his powerful, tanned hair thighs. His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating. What a sight to behold!
...until you realized your dad resembled a disheveled Branch Warren.
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What happened with Lil peppers
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Wtf did the Reptilian Commmander do to branch ??
THAT'S what I wanna know
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why is this garbage not deleted? Although slightly arousing
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WOW......jewhit with another grand slam
your musings are priceless, your words poignant
MY FAVORITE POSTER ON GETBIG
"his mustache lent him a certain machismo"........thats the greatest thing i ever heard
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Does anyone have the time to try and compile all the Branch Stories? We should do that and e-mail them to Branch and various other "Insiders," in this industry.
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Oh wow! Another unfinished epic! For joy!
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bump, jewhit give us part 2...........
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I read that story and jizzed in my pants.
Hot bro. :P
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"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad. Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerful hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his powerful, tanned hairy thighs. His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating. What a sight to behold!
Are you Al Bundy? 8)
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Real men smoke in the house with little to no consideration for others.
I bet he is so manly that he has to shave his face twice daily.
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lmfao ;D
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Real men smoke in the house with little to no consideration for others.
I bet he is so manly that he has to shave his face twice daily.
He is so manly , the hair around his asshole is matted together with poo and it resembles Bob Marleys hair ;D
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???
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Part I (cont)
"Get the godamn slippers and come here!", Dad repeated, his voice becoming irritated. Billy dutifully trotted into Mom and Dad's bedroom and reappeared with Dad's slippers. They were a dark blue , with beige rubber souls. Billy knew the drill. He began walking towards Dad. "Don't walk. Skip! I want you to skip over here you fuckin sissy." Billy broke into an awkward skip, his bony arms and legs flailing about, while his longish dark hair bobbed up and down with each sissy skip. "Coming Dad," he answers. Dad stretched out a long, muscular leg and wiggled his toes suggestively.
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:D
It's unconfortable to read
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some great shit....
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How did branch and the reptilians finish off !?!?
did they save the galaxy from the grey's ?
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How did branch and the reptilians finish off !?!?
did they save the galaxy from the grey's ?
exactly
and who drank the finest scotch in the Galaxy ??
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Whoa. Therapy time.
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How did branch and the reptilians finish off !?!?
did they save the galaxy from the grey's ?
please.....enough
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please.....enough
whats the problem, have you had an emotionally draining falling-out with your own thread??
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"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad. Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerul, hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his muscular, tanned, hairy thighs. His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating. What a sight to behold!
so did you get your dad's slippers? I would hate for him to send you to time out.
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This fucker can write some funny ass shit..I am literally laughing out loud.
Jehwit, you are an artist with words. ;D
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Billy dropped to one knee before the throne of Dad's easy chair. Dad began to smear Billy's young face with the sweaty, pungent sole of his outstretched foot. He stuck his big toe into one of Billy's nostrils. Humiliated, Billy half-heartedly swatted at the muscular man-foot, but to no avail; Dad laughed and put his wiggling toes into Billy's mouth. "Put my slippers on my feet, sissy boy," came Dad's gravelly, macho voice, "Stop trying to suck my feet and put 'em on. What kind of wimp do I have for a son?" Billy managed to break his mouth free of the stinky foot and put the blue slipper over it, taking note of his own saliva glistening on Dad's toes. Billy felt ashamed. He knew what was coming next.
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oh, dear....
jewhit is saying to hell with innuendo and allegory .....
a father forcing his big toe to penetrate his effeminate som's mouth is pretty much crossing into homosexual incest rape territory.... ::) ::)
great story though!!!
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Billy dropped to one knee before the throne of Dad's easy chair. Dad began to smear Billy's young face with the sweaty, pungent sole of his outstretched foot. He stuck his big toe into one of Billy's nostrils. Humiliated, Billy half-heartedly swatted at the muscular man-foot, but to no avail; Dad laughed and put his wiggling toes into Billy's mouth. "Put my slippers on my feet, sissy boy," came Dad's gravelly, macho voice, "Stop trying to suck my feet and put 'em on. What kind of wimp do I have for a son?" Billy managed to break his mouth free of the stinky foot and put the blue slipper over it, taking note of his own saliva glistening on Dad's toes. Billy felt ashamed. He knew what was coming next.
lol!
The people want lil' peppers!!!!!!!!!
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;D ;D ;D
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juruth ..I am writing a book and need pointers
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lmao oh my
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The repetitive designation of the slippers, and the slight undertones of a homosexual narrative, suggests that the resolution could involve young Billy suffering a fate worse than death, in the form of slipper proctology.
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why is this garbage not deleted? Although slightly arousing
Because jehwit and juruth are Ron's gimmick accounts...
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Juruth is wildly entertaining here in particular because of all the people familiar with the faggish undertones on the getbig.
That's why the Branch/Reptilian saga is pure fucking gold
I intend to copy paste it all and e-mail it to Branch ... he'll get a kick out of it. Juruth is a very talented writer, which is a dying art sadly.
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Dutifully, Billy proceeded to slide the slippers on to Dad's big, smelly feet. "That's it sissy-boy," sneered Dad at his wimpy son.
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Dutifully, Billy proceeded to slide the slippers on to Dad's big, smelly feet. "That's it sissy-boy," sneered Dad at his wimpy son.
More and what the hell happened to lil' pepper
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"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad. Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerul, hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his muscular, tanned, hairy thighs. His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating. What a sight to behold!
(http://www.vdot.virginia.gov/images/G_Allen.jpg)
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The repetitive designation of the slippers, and the slight undertones of a homosexual narrative, suggests that the resolution could involve young Billy suffering a fate worse than death, in the form of slipper proctology.
That's gold!
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The repetitive designation of the slippers, and the slight undertones of a homosexual narrative, suggests that the resolution could involve young Billy suffering a fate worse than death, in the form of slipper proctology.
Ziiiing!
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Billy set out to buy his Dad a pack of Pall Malls and a bottle of Moxie.
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Billy set out to buy his Dad a pack of Pall Malls and a bottle of Moxie.
Yes! Great word wizard. You have returned! Please continue with your stories. :D
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Does anyone have the time to try and compile all the Branch Stories? We should do that and e-mail them to Branch and various other "Insiders," in this industry.
this made me laugh so hard I blew a booger out
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Any news on Billy now?Perhaps Shakespeare is up to date on the matter?
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Yes, can we have an update please?
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