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Title: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Juruth on April 12, 2010, 09:49:16 AM
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerul, hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his muscular, tanned, hairy thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 12, 2010, 09:50:41 AM
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerful hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his powerful, tanned hair thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!

...until you realized your dad resembled a disheveled Branch Warren.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Kwon on April 12, 2010, 10:02:24 AM
What happened with Lil peppers
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 12, 2010, 10:15:15 AM
Wtf did the Reptilian Commmander do to branch ??

THAT'S what I wanna know
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: needmoresize on April 12, 2010, 10:24:09 AM
why is this garbage not deleted? Although slightly arousing
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on April 12, 2010, 12:09:10 PM
WOW......jewhit with another grand slam

your musings are priceless, your words poignant 

MY FAVORITE POSTER ON GETBIG

"his mustache lent him  a certain machismo"........thats the greatest thing i ever heard
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Topskin69 on April 12, 2010, 12:13:40 PM

Does anyone have the time to try and compile all the Branch Stories? We should do that and e-mail them to Branch and various other "Insiders," in this industry.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: brooklynbruiser on April 12, 2010, 06:32:08 PM
Oh wow! Another unfinished epic! For joy!
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on April 12, 2010, 06:33:39 PM
bump, jewhit give us part 2...........
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: ShipSekki on April 12, 2010, 08:39:57 PM
 I read that story and jizzed in my pants.

 Hot bro.  :P
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 12, 2010, 08:40:06 PM
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerful hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his powerful, tanned hairy thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!

Are you Al Bundy?  8)
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: polychronopolous on April 12, 2010, 08:42:34 PM
Real men smoke in the house with little to no consideration for others.

I bet he is so manly that he has to shave his face twice daily.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: DeketheCreep on April 12, 2010, 08:56:01 PM
lmfao ;D
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: WillGrant on April 12, 2010, 10:43:08 PM
Real men smoke in the house with little to no consideration for others.

I bet he is so manly that he has to shave his face twice daily.
He is so manly , the hair around his asshole is matted together with poo and it resembles Bob Marleys hair  ;D
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Earl1972 on April 13, 2010, 10:50:28 AM
 ???

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Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Juruth on April 13, 2010, 05:46:18 PM
Part I (cont)
"Get the godamn slippers and come here!", Dad repeated, his voice becoming irritated. Billy dutifully trotted into Mom and Dad's bedroom and reappeared with Dad's slippers.  They were a dark blue , with beige rubber souls.  Billy knew the drill.  He began walking towards Dad.  "Don't walk.  Skip!  I want you to skip over here you fuckin sissy."  Billy broke into an awkward skip, his bony arms and legs flailing about, while his longish dark hair bobbed up and down with each sissy skip.  "Coming Dad," he answers.  Dad stretched out a long, muscular leg and wiggled his toes suggestively.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 13, 2010, 05:47:59 PM
 :D

It's unconfortable to read
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on April 13, 2010, 06:07:06 PM
some great shit....
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 13, 2010, 06:21:24 PM
How did branch and the reptilians finish off !?!?

did they save the galaxy from the grey's ?
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 13, 2010, 06:26:57 PM
How did branch and the reptilians finish off !?!?

did they save the galaxy from the grey's ?

exactly

and who drank the finest scotch in the Galaxy ??
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Tapeworm on April 13, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
Whoa.  Therapy time.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Juruth on April 14, 2010, 02:08:05 PM
How did branch and the reptilians finish off !?!?

did they save the galaxy from the grey's ?

please.....enough
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on April 14, 2010, 03:00:51 PM
please.....enough

whats the problem, have you had an emotionally draining falling-out with your own thread??
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: HTexan on April 14, 2010, 03:36:50 PM
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerul, hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his muscular, tanned, hairy thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!
so did you get your dad's slippers? I would hate for him to send you to time out.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Wiggs on April 14, 2010, 03:39:50 PM
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This fucker can write some funny ass shit..I am literally laughing out loud.
Jehwit, you are an artist with words. ;D
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Juruth on May 03, 2010, 01:29:47 PM
Billy dropped to one knee before the throne of Dad's easy chair.  Dad began to smear Billy's young face with the sweaty, pungent sole of his outstretched foot.  He stuck his big toe into one of Billy's nostrils.  Humiliated, Billy half-heartedly swatted at the muscular man-foot, but to no avail; Dad laughed and put his wiggling toes into Billy's mouth.  "Put my slippers on my feet, sissy boy," came Dad's gravelly, macho voice, "Stop trying to suck my feet and put 'em on.  What kind of wimp do I have for a son?"  Billy managed to break his mouth free of the stinky foot and put the blue slipper over it, taking note of his own saliva glistening on Dad's toes.  Billy felt ashamed.  He knew what was coming next.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 03, 2010, 01:36:22 PM
oh, dear....

jewhit is saying to hell with innuendo and allegory .....

a father forcing his big toe to penetrate his effeminate som's mouth is pretty much crossing into homosexual incest rape territory.... ::) ::)


great story though!!!
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 06:40:04 PM
Billy dropped to one knee before the throne of Dad's easy chair.  Dad began to smear Billy's young face with the sweaty, pungent sole of his outstretched foot.  He stuck his big toe into one of Billy's nostrils.  Humiliated, Billy half-heartedly swatted at the muscular man-foot, but to no avail; Dad laughed and put his wiggling toes into Billy's mouth.  "Put my slippers on my feet, sissy boy," came Dad's gravelly, macho voice, "Stop trying to suck my feet and put 'em on.  What kind of wimp do I have for a son?"  Billy managed to break his mouth free of the stinky foot and put the blue slipper over it, taking note of his own saliva glistening on Dad's toes.  Billy felt ashamed.  He knew what was coming next.

lol!

The people want lil' peppers!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: _bruce_ on May 04, 2010, 09:55:43 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Cleanest Natural on May 04, 2010, 10:34:52 AM
juruth ..I am writing a book and need pointers
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on May 04, 2010, 08:19:39 PM
lmao oh my
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Shakespeare on May 04, 2010, 11:30:03 PM
The repetitive designation of the slippers, and the slight undertones of a homosexual narrative, suggests that the resolution could involve young Billy suffering a fate worse than death, in the form of slipper proctology.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on May 04, 2010, 11:51:06 PM
why is this garbage not deleted? Although slightly arousing

Because jehwit and juruth are Ron's gimmick accounts...
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Cleanest Natural on May 05, 2010, 06:13:32 AM
Juruth is wildly entertaining here in particular because of all the people familiar with the faggish undertones on the getbig.

That's why the Branch/Reptilian saga is pure fucking gold

I intend to copy paste it all and e-mail it to Branch ... he'll get a kick out of it. Juruth is a very talented writer, which is a dying art sadly.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Juruth on September 03, 2010, 10:00:29 AM
Dutifully, Billy proceeded to slide the slippers on to Dad's big, smelly feet.  "That's it sissy-boy," sneered Dad at his wimpy son. 
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Wiggs on September 03, 2010, 12:08:58 PM
Dutifully, Billy proceeded to slide the slippers on to Dad's big, smelly feet.  "That's it sissy-boy," sneered Dad at his wimpy son. 

More and what the hell happened to lil' pepper
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Master Blaster on September 03, 2010, 01:33:59 PM
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerul, hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his muscular, tanned, hairy thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!

(http://www.vdot.virginia.gov/images/G_Allen.jpg)
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: CARTEL on September 03, 2010, 02:48:47 PM
The repetitive designation of the slippers, and the slight undertones of a homosexual narrative, suggests that the resolution could involve young Billy suffering a fate worse than death, in the form of slipper proctology.

That's gold!
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Master Blaster on September 03, 2010, 02:56:43 PM
The repetitive designation of the slippers, and the slight undertones of a homosexual narrative, suggests that the resolution could involve young Billy suffering a fate worse than death, in the form of slipper proctology.

Ziiiing!
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Juruth on February 04, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Billy set out to buy his Dad a pack of Pall Malls and a bottle of Moxie.
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Wiggs on February 04, 2011, 08:43:28 PM
Billy set out to buy his Dad a pack of Pall Malls and a bottle of Moxie.

Yes!  Great word wizard.  You have returned!  Please continue with your stories. :D
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: DPump on February 04, 2011, 08:44:35 PM
Does anyone have the time to try and compile all the Branch Stories? We should do that and e-mail them to Branch and various other "Insiders," in this industry.

this made me laugh so hard I blew a booger out
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: Army of One on May 29, 2016, 04:52:54 PM
Any news on Billy now?Perhaps Shakespeare is up to date on the matter?
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 29, 2016, 05:16:07 PM
Yes, can we have an update please?
Title: Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
Post by: HTexan on May 29, 2016, 05:37:33 PM
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2007/06/26/0626_tarantino_toes-1.jpg)