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Title: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on April 14, 2010, 02:26:20 PM
Amy Matthews, host of the DIY channel show "Sweat Equity."

Beautiful, bangin' bod, and a licensed contractor.

(http://z.about.com/d/homerenovations/1/G/Y/C/-/-/AmyMatthewsToolBelt.png)

Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: Parker on April 14, 2010, 02:48:34 PM
Amy Matthews, host of the DIY channel show "Sweat Equity."

Beautiful, bangin' bod, and a licensed contractor.

(http://z.about.com/d/homerenovations/1/G/Y/C/-/-/AmyMatthewsToolBelt.png)


There was a questioned posed by a import magazine one time. Would you really want a woman who is really into what you do? Like, she enjoys tearing into a car just like you do? In reality, she thinks and acts just like you do, and considers herself, "one of the boys" (lesbians tend to think this way).

I'm on the fence with that...
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: doison on April 14, 2010, 02:52:09 PM
The ultimate woman is brought up in a finely tuned mix of developmental relations.  Finding someone that was raised in just such a way so as to develop fear that everyone close to her will only love her if she 'takes care of them,' with hard drive-clogging sexual curiosities bounded only by an innate fear of showing that side of her to anyone but her husband, that also has an all-encompassing fear of becoming fat combined with a massive inheritance of wealth is really tough to find.  
I don't know if the fact that this slit will fix the dry-wall I broke while drunk and pretending to be a human bulldozer after I ball her is enough to call her the ultimate woman.  
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on April 14, 2010, 02:53:15 PM
Women who act like men seem like...posers. Like they have something to prove. I guess they can be real bitches in relationship?
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: doison on April 14, 2010, 03:04:57 PM
Is her asshole bleached?  That's not as important as a crippling fear that you'll leave her the moment she doesn't obey your every whim, but sometimes those dirty blondes could really use a balloon knot bleaching.  
I don't know if it's because their skin is full-on-blonde pale but their hair is still sort of brown, or what?  Either way, it's always a real shitty surprise to peel the gap on some dirty blonde trim and have it look like she stamped a 3 inch circle around her shit-chute with brown eyeliner.  

It just takes your mind off the task at hand.  Obviously it's not shit stains or general uncleanliness, but somehow that darkened, thickened skin color/texture that you see in fat people's armpits when they wave at someone is wrapped around her rusty starfish? 

I'd have to take a color darkness sample with me for comparison before I thought about calling her the ultimate woman.  You know what, it's too much work.  I don't like labels anyway.  
I think she's a fine woman and would like to see her naked.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: Ex Coelis on April 14, 2010, 03:28:34 PM
the perfect woman is intelligent, nurturing, and comfortable in both traditional and non-traditional roles

Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: Jason K on April 14, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
Would like to have her working nude in one of my Mansions.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: lesaucer on April 14, 2010, 03:48:33 PM
(http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-60.gif)
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: pugalist666 on April 14, 2010, 03:53:16 PM
Amy Matthews, host of the DIY channel show "Sweat Equity."

Beautiful, bangin' bod, and a licensed contractor.

(http://z.about.com/d/homerenovations/1/G/Y/C/-/-/AmyMatthewsToolBelt.png)


all crows feet and c-section scar
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: dyslexic on April 14, 2010, 11:22:35 PM
My vote for the ulitmate woman goes to Jessica Alba.


Sin City said it all. Damn.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: PORKY on April 14, 2010, 11:30:25 PM
What about Megan Fox?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: James Blunt on April 14, 2010, 11:31:22 PM
(http://images.askmen.com/photos/colbie-caillat/31053.jpg)!!
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: mossel on April 14, 2010, 11:34:08 PM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x153/kingweasel77/TheUltimateWarrior1.gif)

Thread aproved by the ultimate one.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: PORKY on April 14, 2010, 11:34:52 PM
Or Jessica Biel?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: HDPhysiques on April 15, 2010, 01:10:53 AM
This is the ultimate woman:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/az739x.jpg)

www.tanyafitness.com
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: ShipSekki on April 15, 2010, 01:50:31 AM
 I like a feminine woman.

 I'm not into that American-style woman who acts like a butch man.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: _bruce_ on April 15, 2010, 04:34:26 AM
I like a feminine woman.

 I'm not into that American-style woman who acts like a butch man.

+1
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: bigmikecox on April 15, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Gaping anal pics please
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: BIG_STI on April 15, 2010, 08:50:53 AM
$100 says you can put a beer can in her ass
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: Natural Man on April 15, 2010, 08:51:28 AM
I like a feminine woman.

define it then?



for your information peeps, ultimate, absolute, doesnt exist. Everything is relative. If you re looking for the absolute you re never going to find it cause it doesnt exist, and you will always be frustrated.

Nothing is absolute. Whatever seems "perfect", "absolute", will bore you to death after a while.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: 240 is Back on April 15, 2010, 08:54:35 AM
doison cracking me up on this thread!
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: devilsmile on April 15, 2010, 08:57:03 AM
there are so many to choose from... right now I'm thinking someone like this...



pics proly seen but, they are hard to out...
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: Tre on April 15, 2010, 09:07:07 AM
This is the ultimate woman:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/az739x.jpg)

www.tanyafitness.com

All that and an Aussie accent...

If I didn't already have an Aussie girl, she'd be it. ;)
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: Natural Man on April 15, 2010, 09:08:05 AM
doison cracking me up on this thread!
hey rob, did you finally find a job? or are you still a stay at home dad pretending to "run a business" from behind your computer screen (building a shity html website once in every 6 months for 300 bucks doesnt qualify as a "job") while the wife works ?
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 15, 2010, 09:29:07 AM
(http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-60.gif)

FUCKING ROFL!!!!!
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 15, 2010, 09:31:06 AM
There is a simple answer to this question
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: The_Punisher on April 15, 2010, 10:07:37 AM
Is her asshole bleached?  That's not as important as a crippling fear that you'll leave her the moment she doesn't obey your every whim, but sometimes those dirty blondes could really use a balloon knot bleaching.  
I don't know if it's because their skin is full-on-blonde pale but their hair is still sort of brown, or what?  Either way, it's always a real shitty surprise to peel the gap on some dirty blonde trim and have it look like she stamped a 3 inch circle around her shit-chute with brown eyeliner.  

It just takes your mind off the task at hand.  Obviously it's not shit stains or general uncleanliness, but somehow that darkened, thickened skin color/texture that you see in fat people's armpits when they wave at someone is wrapped around her rusty starfish?

I'd have to take a color darkness sample with me for comparison before I thought about calling her the ultimate woman.  You know what, it's too much work.  I don't like labels anyway.  
I think she's a fine woman and would like to see her naked.


Bwhahahaahhah........the Ultimate Women are described in the book of Proverbs
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: ShipSekki on April 15, 2010, 07:19:35 PM
define it then?



for your information peeps, ultimate, absolute, doesnt exist. Everything is relative. If you re looking for the absolute you re never going to find it cause it doesnt exist, and you will always be frustrated.

Nothing is absolute. Whatever seems "perfect", "absolute", will bore you to death after a while.

 I don't like the type of woman who acts crude and manly. Kinda acts like a bull-dyke, but is a straight woman. That's how most American women are these days.

 I like a woman who is feminine, beautiful and soft. Not macho, butch and rough.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: RJ DRIVER on April 16, 2010, 09:41:37 AM
Only if sh does anal.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Woman?
Post by: lesaucer on April 16, 2010, 10:17:22 AM
There is a simple answer to this question

all kleenex, make up and padded bras, bro. id still hit it in the pooper tho.