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Title: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 12:13:03 PM
...stay tuned...must pick up the little bro from school....may need advice!!!

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 19, 2010, 01:00:15 PM
...stay tuned...must pick up the little bro from school....may need advice!!!

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baby sitting by toxic


Nyquil



the end
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 03:11:13 PM
baby sitting by toxic


Nyquil



the end
we just got back from hooters.....our waitress asked if he was my son.....he told her "im black, he's white....did you really just ask that?"....i laughed my ass off.....he is quick witted for a 6y/o....

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: yng466 on April 19, 2010, 03:24:48 PM
Buffalo wings is a good way to make sure they're quite on the way home
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 03:27:36 PM
Buffalo wings is a good way to make sure they're quite on the way home
he ate a kids hamburger, and 7-8 wings......and on the way home he made me stop at a car dealership for free popcorn...i like his style  8)

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: w8m8 on April 19, 2010, 04:05:23 PM
baby sitting by toxic


Nyquil



the end


LOL  ;D
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 19, 2010, 05:01:02 PM

LOL  ;D

mum used to give me "doctors brandy" when i ws a kid when i got hyper running around late evenings...


<yes doctors r allowed to buy brandy  in paki>
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 05:01:20 PM
him and my dog have been chasing each other around the backyard for a while now....his endurance is impressive..i would have thrown up by now..

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 05:34:11 PM
now we are shooting hogs from the garage...im pretty good at this babysitting stuff!!!

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 19, 2010, 05:54:59 PM
now we are shooting hogs from the garage...im pretty good at this babysitting stuff!!!

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you r actually shooting hogs..as in pigs?  thats AWESOME!...its been a dream of mine to mercilessly torture a piggy and hear it squeal.....sadistic...bu t oh so satisfying
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 06:01:29 PM
you r actually shooting hogs..as in pigs?  thats AWESOME!...its been a dream of mine to mercilessly torture a piggy and hear it squeal.....sadistic...bu t oh so satisfying
they didn't squeal...they just died.....we are only 75 to 100 yards away from them..he got 1, i got 3.........but i told him i only got 1....so he thinks he is hot shit now.....about to hide him in a cabinet so he can jump out and scare my fiance...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: newmom on April 19, 2010, 06:02:58 PM
I'll ship my 5 year old out to texas to bench...she will back rambo
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 19, 2010, 06:05:20 PM
they didn't squeal...they just died.....we are only 75 to 100 yards away from them..he got 1, i got 3.........but i told him i only got 1....so he thinks he is hot shit now.....about to hide him in a cabinet so he can jump out and scare my fiance...

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you can shoot stuff just like that in texas??  THATS AWESOME!   if it wasn't for the heat....i'd seriously consider moving there...
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 06:06:50 PM
I'll ship my 5 year old out to texas to bench...she will back rambo
his dad told him he cant be rambo cause he's black...he is solo...who actually would kick rambo's ass ;D



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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 06:07:53 PM
you can shoot stuff just like that in texas??  THATS AWESOME!   if it wasn't for the heat....i'd seriously consider moving there...
they encourage us to shoot them....they are a serious problem here....and the heat isnt that bad...you get used to it quick..

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 19, 2010, 06:54:04 PM
they encourage us to shoot them....they are a serious problem here....and the heat isnt that bad...you get used to it quick..

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really?   who picks up the dead ones?
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 06:58:47 PM
really?   who picks up the dead ones?
people usually eat them.....i have a walk in freezer full of beef, and hogs.....so i leave them, and use them for coyote bait...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Montague on April 19, 2010, 07:11:00 PM
Do you, personally, hunt or trap coyote?
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 19, 2010, 07:12:08 PM
people usually eat them.....i have a walk in freezer full of beef, and hogs.....so i leave them, and use them for coyote bait...

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where the heck do ya live in texas man  ???
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 07:17:26 PM
Do you, personally, hunt or trap coyote?
not really....i dont see them very often at all...maybe once about every 5-6 moths i will see one....i have shot 2 here in the last 5 years in my area....when i go to my sisters house in the san marcos/austin area...i get a lot of them...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 07:18:50 PM
where the heck do ya live in texas man  ???
about an hour away from houston...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Montague on April 19, 2010, 07:23:04 PM
not really....i dont see them very often at all...maybe once about every 5-6 moths i will see one....i have shot 2 here in the last 5 years in my area....when i go to my sisters house in the san marcos/austin area...i get a lot of them...

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Do you sit & wait for them, or is it more of a walking hunt?
They typically don't let you get too close to them - at least the ones around my area.
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 07:27:36 PM

Do you sit & wait for them, or is it more of a walking hunt?
They typically don't let you get too close to them - at least the ones around my area.
the ones i have shot in my area have been long range...one was over 500yards...the other right around 700yards...

when i go to my sisters, i usually go with her neighbor who calls them in....i have shot them with him anywhere from 7-700yards...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 19, 2010, 07:57:00 PM
about an hour away from houston...

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from living here in maryland...that sounds like "wild america with marty stouffers"!  :D
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 08:06:49 PM
from living here in maryland...that sounds like "wild america with marty stouffers"!  :D
i went deer hunting with my cousin and his father in law last year in virgina....we went with a big group of people and everybody used shotguns with slugs, and dogs to hunt...i had the only rifle....i didnt even pull the trigger on anything...i just played with the dogs, and drank beer...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 19, 2010, 08:09:38 PM
i went deer hunting with my cousin and his father in law last year in virgina....we went with a big group of people and everybody used shotguns with slugs, and dogs to hunt...i had the only rifle....i didnt even pull the trigger on anything...i just played with the dogs, and drank beer...

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i'd go hunting....but i tried deer meat and it ws yuk....i tried it again much later and still ..yuk :-X
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 19, 2010, 08:13:09 PM
i'd go hunting....but i tried deer meat and it ws yuk....i tried it again much later and still ..yuk :-X
i havent shot a deer since i was a teenager...i have a friend who loves deer meat, and wants me to come to his place when deer season comes around, and just kill all of his deer...i might shoot a few this year, but it will just be for him...

...i do like deer ribs though...and goat ribs...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: newmom on April 20, 2010, 01:43:52 AM
Gotta be honest with ya and this will come out wrong..but venison meatballs are sooooooo yummy and much better for you..Hope pops goes hunting this year
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 20, 2010, 02:24:15 AM


...i do like deer ribs though...and goat ribs...

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i grew up having to see a goat getting its throat slit every 4 or 5 days in my back garage in paki cause my grandfather INSISTED on fresh meat....plus my girl is greek so they eat lotsa lamb (sheep)


so goat to me is also ick  :-X
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 20, 2010, 02:26:52 AM
actually ...come to think of it....ever since i slit a goats throat ....on a dare...when i ws around 11 (the butcher held it down)...i really didn't eat meat till i ws 17 and started lifting....and even then i forced it on myself...

now i can eat a steak if its well done and i try not to think of where it came from...


i could shoot an animal no problem....but slitting its throat is a different story... :(
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Butterbean on April 20, 2010, 06:51:23 AM
lol @ Toxy Nyquil


...about to hide him in a cabinet so he can jump out and scare my fiance...



 ;D


 :D

Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Migs on April 20, 2010, 10:00:26 AM
actually ...come to think of it....ever since i slit a goats throat ....on a dare...when i ws around 11 (the butcher held it down)...i really didn't eat meat till i ws 17 and started lifting....and even then i forced it on myself...

now i can eat a steak if its well done and i try not to think of where it came from...


i could shoot an animal no problem....but slitting its throat is a different story... :(

so much respect is lost now
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 20, 2010, 12:01:24 PM
lol @ Toxy Nyquil


 ;D


 :D


he did too!!!

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 20, 2010, 12:02:01 PM
so much respect is lost now
no shit...i like mine damn near raw...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: yng466 on April 20, 2010, 05:35:49 PM
they encourage us to shoot them....they are a serious problem here....and the heat isnt that bad...you get used to it quick..

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I hunt em' with with a .357 down here in Florida,don't even need a license ;D
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 20, 2010, 05:41:45 PM
I hunt em' with with a .357 down here in Florida,don't even need a license ;D
i just sit in my computer room usually and pick them off with one of my rifles...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 21, 2010, 11:36:02 AM
i went deer hunting with my cousin and his father in law last year in virgina....we went with a big group of people and everybody used shotguns with slugs, and dogs to hunt...i had the only rifle....i didnt even pull the trigger on anything...i just played with the dogs, and drank beer...

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Hey bench you ever been racoon hunting? you do it at night went with my grandpa once some crazy shit, you "tree them" which meaning chase them up a tree then shoot them he had dogs just for this...damn my grandpa could see in the dark wouldnt give me a flashlight cool stuff though
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 21, 2010, 12:02:27 PM
Hey bench you ever been racoon hunting? you do it at night went with my grandpa once some crazy shit, you "tree them" which meaning chase them up a tree then shoot them he had dogs just for this...damn my grandpa could see in the dark wouldnt give me a flashlight cool stuff though
when i first got my thermal scope i shot a lot of them.....they were getting into my attic and tore up all my insulation once, so i had to get revenge!!!

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 21, 2010, 01:00:10 PM
when i first got my thermal scope i shot a lot of them.....they were getting into my attic and tore up all my insulation once, so i had to get revenge!!!

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damn i had to go out in the middle of the night to get one job well done..my grandpa used to sell the hides
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: yng466 on April 21, 2010, 01:12:29 PM
Shot some guy in my back yard once, fidgeting around looking for something to steal. People are a hell of a lot more fun to shoot than some defenseless animal! ;D 8)
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 21, 2010, 01:14:31 PM
Shot some guy in my back yard once, fidgeting around looking for something to steal. People are a hell of a lot more fun to shoot than some defenseless animal! ;D 8)
Did you get charged?
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 21, 2010, 01:32:28 PM
Shot some guy in my back yard once, fidgeting around looking for something to steal. People are a hell of a lot more fun to shoot than some defenseless animal! ;D 8)
thats bullshit...when you shoot a person they go down....you can blow a animals heart out of its body, and it will still run away...

 :o

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: newmom on April 21, 2010, 05:43:02 PM
Hey bench you ever been racoon hunting? you do it at night went with my grandpa once some crazy shit, you "tree them" which meaning chase them up a tree then shoot them he had dogs just for this...damn my grandpa could see in the dark wouldnt give me a flashlight cool stuff though

Rick My grandpa used to live in whiteville NC, before he joined the navy. I first went coon hunting when we visited in 85..and went a few times with him and my dad when we moved here. He used to show his walker dogs...God I miss him. He kept coon hunting up until he was 80. Fuck the license plate on his truck said Mr. Coon
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Post by: Mr Nobody on April 21, 2010, 07:00:51 PM
Rick My grandpa used to live in whiteville NC, before he joined the navy. I first went #### hunting when we visited in 85..and went a few times with him and my dad when we moved here. He used to show his walker dogs...God I miss him. He kept #### hunting up until he was 80. Fuck the license plate on his truck said Mr. ####
Cool home of East Carolina University. My grandpa lived to 100 yrs old born on July 4th died on Haloween hunted all his life, I'm not a big hunter but just remember going with him.
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Post by: yng466 on April 21, 2010, 07:53:03 PM
Did you get charged?
No,the guy ran off,I don't call 911 >:(
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 21, 2010, 07:54:48 PM
No,the guy ran off,I don't call 911 >:(
You are a smart dude.
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Post by: Migs on April 21, 2010, 09:02:44 PM
Rick My grandpa used to live in whiteville NC, before he joined the navy. I first went #### hunting when we visited in 85..and went a few times with him and my dad when we moved here. He used to show his walker dogs...God I miss him. He kept #### hunting up until he was 80. Fuck the license plate on his truck said Mr. ####

wth is ####?
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Post by: newmom on April 22, 2010, 04:23:04 AM
wth is ####?

co*n (short for raccon) not sure why it came up like that
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Post by: Montague on April 22, 2010, 10:41:00 AM
co*n (short for raccon) not sure why it came up like that


^^ Because of its sometimes racially derogatory connotation.
Certain words, when typed on this site, do appear in “#” characters - it’s a form of censorship.

For instance, a certain slang term for the external female genitalia will also appear as "####."
I know that there are others.

This is also why you’ll notice that some “naughty” words are spelled with spaces between each letter in the word, or the spelling may be altered – but in such a way that it is still recognizable.
Such practices enable the desired words to slip under the censorship radar and appear in all their glory.

Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Migs on April 22, 2010, 06:56:39 PM
bleh derogatory smagatory, gay (no offense bay) lol
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Montague on April 22, 2010, 07:14:29 PM
bleh derogatory smagatory, gay (no offense bay) lol


Careful.
We may have to start calling him "b##."
 :)

Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: Migs on April 22, 2010, 07:33:55 PM
oh the horror.  what happened to free speech?  i mean after all the have a ######### in the white house.




okay, before everyone has a s##t fit, i spelled out democrate with #'s, you f###ing racists!
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Post by: Montague on April 22, 2010, 07:37:07 PM
ROFLMAO!!!
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Post by: benchmstr on April 22, 2010, 07:42:29 PM
i am sitting in my computer chair naked right now, while a beautiful woman rubs my back....things have taken a turn for the better....

to courtney...i know you are reading this over my shoulder.....can you get me a bag of gummi bears?...

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Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: newmom on April 22, 2010, 07:43:41 PM
i am sitting in my computer chair naked right now, while a beautiful woman rubs my back....things have taken a turn for the better....

to courtney...i know you are reading this over my shoulder.....can you get me a bag of gummi bears?...

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Courtney DONT LISTEN to C..he's mean..what did I tell ya bench, I was spot on about this
Title: Re: bench is "uncle bench" for the week...
Post by: benchmstr on April 22, 2010, 07:45:34 PM
Courtney DONT LISTEN to C..he's mean..what did I tell ya bench, I was spot on about this
she already ate my gummy bears....im screwed!!!!!


i am going to have to settle for a rice krispy treat.....that i have to get myself!!!

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