my stomach is making bubbly weird loud sounds
i feel a storm brewing....
ANDI'm almost out of reading material >:(
Be sure the TP roll is full........
may your evacuation be more fruitfull than that of katrina
T minus 1 min. and counting.Houston,we have a problem!
I dreamed last night that I had a toilet in my kitchen garbage can and it was clogged...couldn't see anything in there but the water wouldn't go down and later overflowed...finally I used kitchen tongs and shoved them around down there and it was clear. Also there was a fairy living in my house and I hadn't let her out to pee in awhile and she started going on the rug ...I hurriedly sent her out w/the dogs and then we had a talk about getting her an indoor toilet. We were going to use a shot glass. What the ???
FREAKAZOID!
spare yourself the embarassment of soiling yourself...
bench
nice, diging the patches too lol.oh, then your really gonna love this....thats my fiance's gun....yeah, she has a cooler gun than you ;D
damn, be right back. I have to release the kraken.
remember the whole hating you thing...it's back.hate her...i just built the gun....she built the bag, and took the pictures...
i hope you spill flameado down your pants and on your nether regions
talk about cheesy nuts LMAOOOOOOOOOOO good one migs..you sure about that?
Migs One
Bench..zilch, zippo nada
you sure about that?
and migs is parking cars at the wedding ;D
bench
i got my man card back once you accidently got hitched. I take a gun to work, just one on me, unless you count the one in my car, and i quit parking cars at weddings and moved into cutting the cake.ok you can have your man card back...but its only good for 25 wings at hooters instead of the usual 50....the beer is still unlimited though ;)
did someone say wings..yummmmmmmmmmm hooters wings are yumi had a commanders meeting today at hooter....nothing was accomplished ;D
yea bench that doesnt surprise me in the leastthey need to stop having our meetings at places with food.....cause i can either eat, or pay attention...i refuse to do both!!!
TMI bench...???
There is a place that I love right here on the water, all you can eat wings for 13.00 bucks..It's on wednesday..the only time I went to the all you can eat night..The waitress, was like oh dont feel bad if you dont eat alot..Im like get your skates on lady..I had 40 without batting an eye..She was like damnnnnnnnnn..I asked the owner to do a man vs. food contest and do one woman vs. food. I think its coming this summer..Watch Ill win the woman division
I meant To much info on the farting thingnot just farting.....farting blood.... ;D
your mom goes to college
roflcheck your PM's...
it better not be pics of farting bloodnah, just my ruined pants from said act ;D
your dry cleaner is gonna love youcleaning=mission impossible
i hear a fire pit does wondersand be fined by the EPA for pollution?....no thanks ;D
. Also there was a fairy living in my house and I hadn't let her out to pee in awhile and she started going on the rug ...
Chicken wings = 70% skin, bone and tendons. Blrrrgh :P^^^^^
Chicken wings = 70% skin, bone and tendons. Blrrrgh :P
^^^^^
prime example of how women drain all the fun out of a mans life....
bench
post it so we can dispute it
OK...warning! Do not read this post benchmstr!
The nutritional value of a pound of chicken wings is probably about the same as eating a half pound or so of hangnails.
OK...warning! Do not read this post benchmstr!you still fail to phase me with this info ;D
The nutritional value of a pound of chicken wings is probably about the same as eating a half pound or so of hangnails.
nope wings have more protein. sheesh ::)
you must get crappy wings. Besides the provide calcium too.
in the way of blue cheese dressing
ranch is good too. But once your palate matures you'll realize blue cheese is da shiznit
ranch is good too. But once your palate matures you'll realize blue cheese is da shiznitIf my wife does not want nookie, she eats that >:(
so dissapointed..in da both of ya
you should be sad!bench
:-*
although..i have learned...when u eat beef sharwama...your farts smell like beef sharwama....and if u didn't know i had farted...you'd think it smelled pretty good and ws making u hungry
hahaha!
you have some interesting bowel connundrums