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Title: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 02:35:07 PM
Sorry to use third person in reference to myself. But if I were  a character in a movie, this would be me...
Quincy from Black Belt Jones, the lil light skinned dude.
Fast fwd to 1:20-1:29


and the beginning and then go to 1:28 to the end
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: G_Thang on April 26, 2010, 02:38:07 PM
if g was a movie...

Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: dr.chimps on April 26, 2010, 02:40:12 PM
Righteous Afros. I'll bet they all had those plastic-handled Afro picks with the big fist in their back pockets.   ;D
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 26, 2010, 02:41:00 PM
Ha good stuff Parker, I thought maybe Shaft to be more your style.
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 02:47:30 PM
Righteous Afros. I'll bet they all had those plastic-handled Afro picks with the big fist in their back pockets.   ;D
Ha, I still have one!!! At my parents house. Used to use Stay Sof Fro for my hair when I was younger...now I use it for my scap..

Good G.

Mr. Nobody, it probably be a combo of Black Ceasar, Goldie from The Mack, Quincy--what I just showed, and dude from Trouble Man, with a lil 70s Marvin Gaye thrown in.

Quincy would be the younger version of me.
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 26, 2010, 02:51:49 PM
Ha, I still have one!!! At my parents house. Used to use Stay Sof Fro for my hair when I was younger...now I use it for my scap..

Good G.

Mr. Nobody, it probably be a combo of Black Ceasar, Goldie from The Mack, Quincy--what I just showed, and dude from Trouble Man, with a lil 70s Marvin Gaye thrown in.

Quincy would be the younger version of me.
Ah Marvin sad story he is missed a tune here
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: johnnynoname on April 26, 2010, 02:53:11 PM
like dr.chimps said- awesome afro's
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on April 26, 2010, 02:55:22 PM
Sorry to use third person in reference to myself. But if I were  a character in a movie, this would be me...
Quincy from Black Belt Jones, the lil light skinned dude.
Fast fwd to 1:20-1:29


and the beginning and then go to 1:28 to the end


Hahahahaha I remember renting this on VHS back in the day because he was awesome in Enter the Dragon
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 02:58:56 PM
like dr.chimps said- awesome afro's
"Don't believe that shit you hear. N****s aren't invisible"

Bond girl Gloria Hendry...she was also in Black Ceasar
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: HICKSON on April 26, 2010, 03:07:53 PM
I picture you more of a 'Black" Steven Segal. Droppin Philosophy while Aikido'ing some ass.
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 03:31:46 PM
I picture you more of a 'Black" Steven Segal. Droppin Philosophy while Aikido'ing some ass.
Hahaha, I ain't that fat, but someday you could be right. I do act like that...I get it from my momma. "Do you know why I'm spanking you....?"

Me-"No..."

Mom--"Because you did wrong, but that doesn't mean I don't love you.NOW, COME HERE!!!"
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Ursus on April 26, 2010, 05:12:33 PM
If Goudy was in a film

Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Kwon on April 26, 2010, 05:17:15 PM
Sorry to use third person in reference to myself. But if I were  a character in a movie, this would be me...
Quincy from Black Belt Jones, the lil light skinned dude.
Fast fwd to 1:20-1:29


So that's how Parker looks like.
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 05:26:56 PM
So that's how Parker looks like.
Hell yeah..."...oh she was bad", lol
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: dr.chimps on April 26, 2010, 05:37:38 PM
Ha, I still have one!!! At my parents house. Used to use Stay Sof Fro for my hair when I was younger...now I use it for my scap..
I only know that detail because of my best bud, transplanted from Queen's, NYC, who sported one. And woe betide anyone who tried to touch the finished 'fro. That was a no-fly zone.  ;D

/rip nigel. i miss you all the time
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Kwon on April 26, 2010, 05:42:23 PM
Hell yeah..."...oh she was bad", lol

you talk like that even outside the movieset? :D
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 05:49:29 PM
you talk like that even outside the movieset? :D
Man, i'll roll up to a shawty in my 1974 Cadillac Bro-Ham, spit game to a nice lil filly. Like, "oooh, come here lil mamma, look at you with your finnne self. Can I fir in them jeans? Look at that, what those boys call it now, a phatty? Well woman, you got a Phatty McPhat Phat...you can't get that on no dollar meal. In fact, that's a King's Ransom of a meal, full grown, baby, full grown!"
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Kwon on April 26, 2010, 05:54:07 PM
Man, i'll roll up to a shawty in my 1974 Cadillac Bro-Ham, spit game to a nice lil filly. Like, "oooh, come here lil mamma, look at you with your finnne self. Can I fir in them jeans? Look at that, what those boys call it now, a phatty? Well woman, you got a Phatty McPhat Phat...you can't get that on no dollar meal. In fact, that's a King's Ransom of a meal, full grown, baby, full grown!"

I have no comment, but more power to ya Bro-ham! Fight the power!
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 06:03:36 PM
I have no comment, but more power to ya Bro-ham! Fight the power!
hahaha.

"And if you ain't got no man/hop up into my Broham/
I keep it pimpin like a old man"
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 26, 2010, 06:05:11 PM
would there be many fat chicks in the movie?
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: HICKSON on April 26, 2010, 06:06:20 PM
Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 06:12:04 PM
would there be many fat chicks in the movie?
Hmmm, there might be special appearances by Aneta Buena, Carmen Hayes, Andreas Soares and some more bottom and top heavy beauties. There will cars, car chases, and women losing clothes. Various references to diff philosophies of life, food, food on women, women on food, women on cars, food on women who are in cars.

Hickson, sho'nuff...
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: HICKSON on April 26, 2010, 06:22:53 PM

Hickson, sho'nuff...

You do know what movie I'm refering to right?
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 06:37:55 PM
You do know what movie I'm refering to right?
yeah, the Last Dragon...

Here is ny theme song, Slow Jamz
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Kwon on April 26, 2010, 06:39:08 PM
Parker, are you saying you have such a 'Fro shown in the clip?
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2010, 06:45:14 PM
Parker, are you saying you have such a 'Fro shown in the clip?
Oh no!  Only if I was sponsored by the Hair Club For Men...but back in the day, early 80s, yes. I was known for my wool...
Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: Kwon on April 26, 2010, 08:01:47 PM
Parker second from left?
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Title: Re: If Parker was in a movie this would be him
Post by: BIG DUB on April 27, 2010, 06:57:58 AM
Walmart has those movies in a Jim Kelly 4 pack for 5 bucks..I'm getting them today!