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Title: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on April 30, 2010, 04:28:01 PM
 :)

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Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: benchmstr on April 30, 2010, 04:30:22 PM
except for that horrible birth defect of being blonde...

bench
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on April 30, 2010, 04:36:52 PM
is she still with the pres of E channel?
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 30, 2010, 04:44:50 PM
I saw her with Big Dicked Bobs last week.
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Parker on April 30, 2010, 04:49:57 PM
:)

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Endless hours of Photoshop make her "perfect". That lil half Japanese half Brazilian chicha that Kwon found on Facebook blows Chelsea out of the water.
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on April 30, 2010, 04:53:20 PM
Endless hours of Photoshop make her "perfect". That lil half Japanese half Brazilian chicha that Kwon found on Facebook blows Chelsea out of the water.
Pictures please
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: benchmstr on April 30, 2010, 04:55:19 PM
Pictures please
bench
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Wiggs on April 30, 2010, 04:56:46 PM
:)

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(http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koc3qoNVkn1qzpp8ho1_500.jpg)

She is nice...Jew also 8)
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Parker on April 30, 2010, 05:02:14 PM
bench
Thanks Bench...if it wasn't for the fact she is in Brazil...mutha-fvcker, I'd be on it. Look at those thighs...
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Tre on April 30, 2010, 05:02:31 PM
Chelsea has a mannish face, but she's smart, funny, and a potty mouth.  

Yeah, I'd hit it.  
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on April 30, 2010, 05:11:06 PM
she is an pretty-AVERAGE woman

you have no idea what people on TV and magazines look like in real life.....take your girlfriend and let her sit in front of one of the top makeup artists in the world before she goes to work everyday

also....the airbrushing, and touch ups that they use to make average girls stunning in magazines is very extreme


Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Wiggs on April 30, 2010, 05:21:41 PM
she is an pretty-AVERAGE woman

you have no idea what people on TV and magazines look like in real life.....take your girlfriend and let her sit in front of one of the top makeup artists in the world before she goes to work everyday

also....the airbrushing, and touch ups that they use to make average girls stunning in magazines is very extreme




 :-X
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: johnnynoname on April 30, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
A) those pix are SOOO photoshop'd
b) she annoyed me at first but I don't mind her that much
now
3) she no longer dates the president of E
d) there is this female comic named Natasha leggero who does her show all the time that is way hot
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 30, 2010, 08:05:43 PM
Guys, I hate to bust your bubble, but she looks HORRIBLE in person.  Honestly, she appears to be at least 60.  I went/was dragged to the taping of her show a while back and she's just so fuckin beat up.  As far as blondes in LA go, she is low end shit. 
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Tre on April 30, 2010, 08:08:42 PM
Guys, I hate to bust your bubble, but she looks HORRIBLE in person.  Honestly, she appears to be at least 60.  I went/was dragged to the taping of her show a while back and she's just so fuckin beat up.  As far as blondes in LA go, she is low end shit. 

Even though she is heavily made up on TV, I was surprised to find out she's so much younger than I am, considering that she looks so much older.  I figured she was mid-to-late 40s when I first saw her, but come to find out, she was only 32 then.  She's 35 now, but could easily pass for over 50.
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: MadeYaMelt on April 30, 2010, 08:10:53 PM
Even though she is heavily made up on TV, I was surprised to find out she's so much younger than I am, considering that she looks so much older.  I figured she was mid-to-late 40s when I first saw her, but come to find out, she was only 32 then.  She's 35 now, but could easily pass for over 50.

Yup, like an old meth whore or something.  Maybe having cum on your face 365 days a year for decade after decade speeds up the aging process.   :-X  (open one of her books) 
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Post by: nycbull on April 30, 2010, 08:14:28 PM
I wish Madonna would keep her legs closed.
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Post by: che on April 30, 2010, 08:17:32 PM
I prefer
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Post by: Kwon on April 30, 2010, 08:31:04 PM
I prefer
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Post by: johnnynoname on April 30, 2010, 08:45:25 PM
i was talking to this girl like a hour ago at the bar around the corner and she told me that chelsea handler is 34




If chelsea handler is 34 then i'm bababooey
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Kwon on April 30, 2010, 08:50:23 PM
i was talking to this girl like a hour ago at the bar around the corner and she told me that chelsea handler is 34

If chelsea handler is 34 then i'm bababooey

Hey bababooey
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: lesaucer on April 30, 2010, 09:06:15 PM
I FUCKING LOVE BLONDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by: James Blunt on April 30, 2010, 09:10:04 PM
Chelsea is pretty awesome. I've always liked her.
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: wes on May 01, 2010, 03:13:03 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=329246.0;attach=369449;image)

THE STUFF I WOULD DO TO HER WOULD PUT ME IN JAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: newmom on May 01, 2010, 03:35:08 AM
Chelsea is pretty awesome. I've always liked her.

she is fucking hilarious, always thought she is a pretty lady
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Parker on May 01, 2010, 04:02:15 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=329246.0;attach=369449;image)

THE STUFF I WOULD DO TO HER WOULD PUT ME IN JAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It might be legal in Brazil...
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: wes on May 01, 2010, 04:23:33 AM
Shit,lets book a flight bro!!  :)
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Parker on May 01, 2010, 04:32:57 AM
Shit,lets book a flight bro!!  :)
Thanks for reminding me, I need to find my passport.
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: G_Thang on May 01, 2010, 05:08:01 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Parker on May 01, 2010, 05:19:28 AM
;D
I will not be looking for that!
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Wiggs on May 01, 2010, 06:21:25 AM
bench

Epic T-rex arms
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: TacoBell on May 01, 2010, 08:38:04 AM
Yup, like an old meth whore or something.  Maybe having cum on your face 365 days a year for decade after decade speeds up the aging process.   :-X  (open one of her books) 


Since I probably won't open her books could you elaborate on this?
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Kwon on May 01, 2010, 04:45:11 PM
;D

Quite the stare there G_Thang!
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Boost on May 01, 2010, 04:51:35 PM
;D
You look like Lexington Steele, the porn king
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 01, 2010, 07:06:03 PM
;D
Is that you in the pic G? Wait I thought that was Issac Hayes. Whoeva looks like a cool mofo.
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: brooklynbruiser on May 01, 2010, 07:29:41 PM
Chelsea Handler? Really? Ew. :)
Title: Re: Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 01, 2010, 08:07:11 PM
she is an pretty-AVERAGE woman

you have no idea what people on TV and magazines look like in real life.....take your girlfriend and let her sit in front of one of the top makeup artists in the world before she goes to work everyday

also....the airbrushing, and touch ups that they use to make average girls stunning in magazines is very extreme




exactly x100000000000