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Title: Massive windspill reported in Southern California
Post by: blacken700 on May 02, 2010, 03:56:35 PM: .
by JeffLieber

Sun May 02, 2010 at 01:01:16 PM EDT

I'm-- I'm so sorry if this is disjointed (WHOOOSH) or confusing (WHOOSH), but-- I find myself the middle of a disaster of unprecedented proportions (WHOOOSH) and -- oh the humanity -- I'm having a hard time understanding how we progressives (WHOOOSH) (WHOOOSH) could ever let this happen!?

You see, I live in Southern California... just north of the Tehachapi Pass Wind Farm... and this morning a lipstick lesbian biker gang lost control of their motorcycles and CRASHED into one of the turbines and now...

THERE IS (WHOOOSH) FUCKING WIND (WHOOOSH) EVERYWHERE!!!!

JeffLieber's diary :: ::

There's wind on the ground and over the water and filling the sky in a way God never, ever, intended (WHOOOSH) and -- as it spills out uncontrollably -- blowing at speeds (WHOOOSH) fast enough to lift up cows and houses and allegorical crones on bicycles I'm reminded of the opening scene of the environmental disaster film The Wizard Of Oz. (In fact FEMA is (WHOOOSH) dispatching the Army Corps of Engineers just in case someone gets trapped (WHOOOSH) under a house!)

We got cell phone calls all over the ground... fax transmissions smashed through the windshields of cars... and iPhone data strewn from Sacramento to the Mexican boarder.

How in God's name (TUMBLEWEED BLOWS BY) are we going to breathe with all this air in the air?

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But the worse part... I know find out that some asshole in the GREEN MOVEMENT allowed these WIND FARMS to be built right near SOLAR FARMS and so (WHOOOSH) what is going to happen if all this extra wind somehow manages to DESTROY THE SOLAR FARM and (WHOOOSH) next thing we know... we're dealing with THE FUCKING SUN SPILLING ALL OVER THE DESERT!

WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN TO THE REPUBLICANS AND STICK WITH A SAFE ENERGY SOURCE LIKE OIL!?!?!

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Title: Re: Massive windspill reported in Southern California
Post by: 240 is Back on May 02, 2010, 04:50:22 PM: Blow, baby blow
Title: Re: Massive windspill reported in Southern California
Post by: chaos on May 02, 2010, 06:04:09 PM: haha ;D
Title: Re: Massive windspill reported in Southern California
Post by: headhuntersix on May 03, 2010, 05:57:13 AM: Let me know when I can fill my car up on wind...douchbag lib. ::)
Title: Re: Massive windspill reported in Southern California
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 03, 2010, 06:06:59 AM: Yeah, when its 20 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground let me know how that is going to heat the home you fool.
Title: Re: Massive windspill reported in Southern California
Post by: blacken700 on May 03, 2010, 01:02:48 PM: i think you fill yoour car with wind every time you get in :D :D as for heating your house i think you have enough hot air to heat a 4000 sq. foot home ;D
Title: Re: Massive windspill reported in Southern California
Post by: BM OUT on May 03, 2010, 01:34:08 PM: Once again,libs give no sollutions to what the alternative is.They simply say "wind,solar" but never show how that will run a car.They wanted to put massive winfarms in California.Who stopped it?Feinstein.They wanted a windfarm in Mass. who stopped it?Kennedy.Libs cry for stuff but as long as its in the other guys backyard.
Title: Re: Massive windspill reported in Southern California
Post by: blacken700 on May 03, 2010, 01:41:04 PM: Libs cry for stuff but as long as its in the other guys backyard.

its not just libs thats everyone, i would like to see more nuke plants,but do i want it next door to my house hell no and i think that goes for you also
Title: Re: Massive windspill reported in Southern California
Post by: BM OUT on May 03, 2010, 02:22:52 PM: Quote from: blacken700 on May 03, 2010, 01:41:04 PM
Libs cry for stuff but as long as its in the other guys backyard.

its not just libs thats everyone, i would like to see more nuke plants,but do i want it next door to my house hell no and i think that goes for you also

You can build them in my yard.