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Title: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: Topskin69 on May 03, 2010, 10:40:39 AM
Found this on Matt C's Site:

Not sure if this is a re-post or not, but what in the hell is going on here? Next thing we know Doz will be pitching Amway, and attending Mary Kay seminars.

Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Jizzacked on May 03, 2010, 10:49:05 AM
overly complex elaborate system to make a shake.  it's like the brainchild of a bond villain  ;D
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: NCNPC29 on May 03, 2010, 10:49:39 AM
Not sure if this is a re-post or not, but what in the hell is going on here? Next thing we know Doz will be pitching Amway, and attending Mary Kay seminars.



Definitely a lot more convenient and space saving than just throwing a couple scoops in a protein shaker and drinking it that way... ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Topskin69 on May 03, 2010, 10:55:30 AM
overly complex elaborate system to make a shake.  it's like the brainchild of a bond villain  ;D

Good point! Never thought of this... so basically you are saying that Doz has parterened with the evil agency that is SPECTER!

Earnest Blofeld is behind it all! 
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Jizzacked on May 03, 2010, 11:09:18 AM
Good point! Never thought of this... so basically you are saying that Doz has parterened with the evil agency that is SPECTER!

Earnest Blofeld is behind it all! 

either him or dr. evil... hopefully more details will be forthcoming soon.   ;D

I wonder what sort of demographic they think is going to be attracted to something like this... it's just so over the top and impractical...  cost per shake with those special production blender cups and all that is probably pretty ridiculous. 

I think it would probably sell better if instead of that logo it had a pic of dorian  hitting a thumbs up and sporting his trademark shiner  ;D
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: spinnis on May 03, 2010, 11:17:45 AM
I honestly dont know whats fucking worse

Someone pitching  the Most Inconvenient way of doing a retardedly simple task,

Or someone thinking  "wow that sounds pretty smart".

That has to be one of the stupidest shit ive EVER seen. 4 min to make a shake which takes all of 10sec to do and the only benefit is it gets a little bit colder?

Fucking hell.

Well maby at his gym or something they can buy a drink for 1$ dut I higly fucking doubt alot or retailers are gonna buy that shit.
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: spinnis on May 03, 2010, 11:18:44 AM
Dorian is obviously surrounding himself with "yes sayers" and "enablers"
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: dr.chimps on May 03, 2010, 11:21:19 AM
Good point! Never thought of this... so basically you are saying that Doz has parterened with the evil agency that is SPECTRE!

Earnest Blofeld is behind it all! 
;)
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Natural Man on May 03, 2010, 11:33:28 AM
(http://www.theheat-pt.com/store/images/ultimate%20shaker%20bottle.gif)



/End of thread.

Looks like dorian is not a bright businessman.
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: spinnis on May 03, 2010, 11:34:41 AM
shake it, but in in the freezer for a the 4 min it takes doing that shit and you have a Extra cold shake  ???
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Natural Man on May 03, 2010, 11:38:36 AM
shake it, but in in the freezer for a the 4 min it takes doing that shit and you have a Extra cold shake  ???
you could also  stock water in your fridge and use it for your "shakes"...

is dorian aware of the kind of bullshit product he's endorsing?
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 03, 2010, 11:41:00 AM
dear lord....that is almost to ridiculous to be real.


that is going to miserably fail in SO MANY ways, i dont even have time to list them

that shake system looks like it is targeted at the non-bodybuilding fitness demo.....but no one besides bodybuilders know who the hell dorian yates is

that is a terrible terrible idea, way too complicated, and expensive

great bodybuilder, terrible business man ::) ::)

Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: EL Mariachi on May 03, 2010, 12:17:55 PM
terrible for home use, maybe nice for gyms who knows?

but its same like putting ice cubes in your regular mixer and making a shake

what if you make shakes with skimmed milk like me? useless product


that thing costs like 70 bucks to make, i hope he's smart enough that he only made like 100 pieces
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: SilverSpoon on May 03, 2010, 12:22:39 PM
George Foreman Grill > Dorian Yates ICE
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Voice of Doom on May 03, 2010, 01:21:54 PM
I guess my banana + honey + cup of milk + ice + blender + 25 seconds isn't going to do it anymore... :-[
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on May 03, 2010, 01:27:29 PM
I guess my banana + honey + cup of milk + ice + blender + 25 seconds isn't going to do it anymore... :-[

nope, not with the technology of the future it won't

you need an obscenely large , expensive, and ungainly machine that would not really fit well into anyone's kitchen do it fo ryou
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Wee Laddy on May 03, 2010, 01:29:45 PM
She says, "Protein never tasted so good" and nothing from the peanut gallery?  I'm disappointed.
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Topskin69 on May 03, 2010, 02:50:53 PM

Hmm... To be honest I never thought of the possible potential as a piece of equipment for a retail Smoothie/Protein/Juice bar. Perhaps the machine is rented or leased to businesses, or given to them as an incentive to order x amount of DY supplements for their business.

Not sure if that is a great idea or not, but it at least it makes a LOT more sense then trying to get ordinary joes to buy such an unwieldy monstrosity.
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: benchmstr on May 03, 2010, 03:11:22 PM
wow....way more convenient than the magic bullet...

http://www.buythebullet.com/

bench
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on May 03, 2010, 03:23:12 PM
For me the most fun part is the name. "Dorian Yates' Ice System" or something like that. Cool.  ;D ;D ::)
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Agnostic007 on May 03, 2010, 04:01:42 PM
She says, "Protein never tasted so good" and nothing from the peanut gallery?  I'm disappointed.

I think she actually says "Healthy never tasted so good".. which would explain the silence..
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Shockwave on May 03, 2010, 04:09:07 PM
Anyone think that just maybe, some company threw some rediculous dollars at him, and he said, ah "why the hell not?"
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: nycbull on May 03, 2010, 04:27:53 PM
I want to know what 1, 2, and 3 are used for.
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: noworries on May 03, 2010, 04:36:11 PM
Wow I wish he would have called me first.  I hope he isn't going to try and sell those to gyms or stores.  Dorian if you are reading this you still have my number call me. I got two other products better than that with only one step.  One of them is really cool. 
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: 8 ball on May 03, 2010, 04:39:34 PM
I want to know what 1, 2, and 3 are used for.

haha that's what I was thinking....
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: ChristopherA on May 03, 2010, 04:40:28 PM
Anyone think that just maybe, some company threw some rediculous dollars at him, and he said, ah "why the hell not?"
X2. There are such things as test groups also. Pretty sure they werent like- "Fuck it, lets make it. If we lose money no big deal." Doz IS a businessman.
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: Topskin69 on May 03, 2010, 04:58:41 PM
I want to know what 1, 2, and 3 are used for.

I think 1: Probably controls the mechanism releasing the trap door. 2: The poison gas canisters located in the ventilation shaft, and 3: Well...Button #3 probably summons a Buxom British Babe, offering her wares along with some D-Bol, and a Newcastle.
Title: Re: Could someone please explain this?
Post by: noworries on May 03, 2010, 05:06:59 PM
terrible for home use, maybe nice for gyms who knows?

but its same like putting ice cubes in your regular mixer and making a shake

what if you make shakes with skimmed milk like me? useless product


that thing costs like 70 bucks to make, i hope he's smart enough that he only made like 100 pieces

Actually the opposite.  Way to many steps for a gym or store.  Man it takes you way to long to make one.  I used to make shakes at my gym and store.  Literally make two 24 oz shakes in less that a minute from start to first sip.  The 1, 2, 3 are probably time settings.
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: nycbull on May 03, 2010, 05:21:29 PM
actually it would save time as long you make a whole bunch of the ice paste (bad name btw) ahead of time, then all you are really doing is making the shakes and there is no cleaning afterwards . You just need a big refigerator to keep the ice paste in.

the video makes it look like you have to crush the ice everytime which is not the case.
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: Topskin69 on May 03, 2010, 05:32:03 PM
actually it would save time as long you make a whole bunch of the ice paste (bad name btw) ahead of time, then all you are really doing is making the shakes and there is no cleaning afterwards . You just need a big refigerator to keep the ice paste in.

the video makes it look like you have to crush the ice everytime which is not the case.

Good point. When I am deep in the anabolic post-workout "window of opportunity," there is only one thing one my mind: ICE PASTE!

 ::)

To be fair it probably tastes good, and I could see some value to a retail business, but otherwise this is a silly idea.
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on May 03, 2010, 05:46:53 PM
does this ice machine relate to Bob Chicerello and a Clown by any chance?
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: lovemonkey on May 03, 2010, 05:47:57 PM
does this ice machine relate to Bob Chicerello and a Clown by any chance?

I didn't see any schmoes, lube or soiled posing trunks in that video. Did you?
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on May 03, 2010, 05:50:20 PM
I didn't see any schmoes, lube or soiled posing trunks in that video. Did you?

Bob Chick knows all too well about Ice Machines i hear
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: noworries on May 03, 2010, 06:02:51 PM
actually it would save time as long you make a whole bunch of the ice paste (bad name btw) ahead of time, then all you are really doing is making the shakes and there is no cleaning afterwards . You just need a big refigerator to keep the ice paste in.

the video makes it look like you have to crush the ice everytime which is not the case.

Not sure about that.  That "paste" looks like shaved ice and if you put it in the freezer it will all become one giant piece.  That is why when they make shaved ice they do it fresh each time.  They probably could make a good amount of it and keep it in that container but it all just looks like an extra non needed step.  And that thing that comes down is weird and slow.  That thing would last 2 seconds in Jamba Juice.  Now that place shows what efficiency is and can do.
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 03, 2010, 06:07:44 PM
Don't you all have the cash for a butler and lambo? How's the money for this trivial little device standing in the way? If it sucks, just throw it out, I mean, have the butler throw it out.
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on May 03, 2010, 06:15:15 PM
surely dorian has some advisers to tell him what he is selling is awful? Considering the guy has been in the bodybuilding/supplement industry for a long time
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: Hulkster on May 03, 2010, 06:31:01 PM
ND and Shockwave have ordered 12 each.

they say they are great for mixing up cum cocktails.. :-X

Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on May 03, 2010, 06:32:27 PM
ND and Shockwave have ordered 12 each.

they say they are great for mixing up cum cocktails.. :-X



LOL
Title: Re: Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(
Post by: Topskin69 on May 03, 2010, 06:42:38 PM
Don't you all have the cash for a butler and lambo? How's the money for this trivial little device standing in the way? If it sucks, just throw it out, I mean, have the butler throw it out.

You bring up a good point. I admit I would love to own one, for the sheer novelty of it! I would remember it fondly...much like my snoopy snow cone machine that I had as a child.

M!