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Title: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 07:20:16 PM
I'm on the treadmill and a gangly 6'4-6'5 man walks in the area.  He's has shoulder length hair and looks about 50-55 years old and looks to have done some prison time, lives in a trailer park home, plays D&D and kills small animals and people for fun.  He's wearing a worn t-shirt that looks to be 20 years past his prime, tan cargo pants and old sneakers...I turn to my friend and say look at this guy...It's Tommy Chong, hahahahahahahahahaha...H e tells me actually it's Chris Ferguson aka Jesus the Poker player....Turns out it was....Wiggs FAIL
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: disturbia on May 03, 2010, 07:22:31 PM
phd computer science
math theory expert
5 wsop rings
quazillionaire

hes doin ok
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: benchmstr on May 03, 2010, 07:23:03 PM
did you give him a crash course in tranny porn?

bench
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 07:23:20 PM
phd computer science
math theory expert
5 wsop rings
quazillionaire

hes doin ok

Yeah I know....That makes the fail a million times worse...
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: marty31672 on May 03, 2010, 07:23:44 PM
did he gave you his signed picture?
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 07:24:12 PM
did you give him a crash course in tranny porn?

bench

Why would I do that? ???
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: benchmstr on May 03, 2010, 07:24:23 PM
Yeah I know....That makes the fail a million times worse...
that what you get for profiling white people...you are a racist!!!!!

 ;D

bench
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Spike on May 03, 2010, 07:24:52 PM
nobody fcks wit the jesus

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l208/jayriles/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: benchmstr on May 03, 2010, 07:25:55 PM
nobody fcks wit the jesus

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l208/jayriles/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg)
because he pulls the trigger till it goes "click"

bench
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 07:26:19 PM
did he gave you his signed picture?

I didn't "asked" for one....I was too embarrassed in my FAIL.  I'm not used to seeing him without his cowboy hat and sunglasses.
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: James Blunt on May 03, 2010, 07:26:32 PM
nobody fcks wit the jesus

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l208/jayriles/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg)
LOL @ that guy. hahaah. Great post.
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Rearden Metal on May 03, 2010, 07:26:45 PM
Dude is smart as balls and richer than Jesus himself (due to his ownership stake in Full Tilt)... but I contend he's mediocre in terms of todays MTT talent.
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 07:27:10 PM
that what you get for profiling white people...you are a racist!!!!!

 ;D

bench

lol ;D
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: disturbia on May 03, 2010, 07:28:10 PM
Dude is smart as balls and richer than Jesus himself (due to his ownership stake in Full Tilt)... but I contend he's mediocre in terms of todays MTT talent.

yeah hes about as tight as they come as far as pros go.  lag players are killin him
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: ThaRealist on May 03, 2010, 07:28:51 PM
Dude is smart as balls and richer than Jesus himself (due to his ownership stake in Full Tilt)... but I contend he's mediocre in terms of todays MTT talent.

His bankroll doesn't really give a damn.... 8)
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: pellius on May 03, 2010, 07:31:44 PM
I'm on the treadmill and a gangly 6'4-6'5 man walks in the area.  He's has shoulder length hair and looks about 50-55 years old and looks to have done some prison time, lives in a trailer park home, plays D&D and kills small animals and people for fun.  He's wearing a worn t-shirt that looks to be 20 years past his prime, tan cargo pants and old sneakers...I turn to my friend and say look at this guy...It's Tommy Chong, hahahahahahahahahaha...H e tells me actually it's Chris Ferguson aka Jesus the Poker player....Turns out it was....Wiggs FAIL

It takes a big man to admit he FAILED.

You will grow as a human being from this experience.
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: lift 456 on May 03, 2010, 07:33:09 PM
how does the phd in computer science help with poker?  you memorize all the cards that come out, or what?
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Fury on May 03, 2010, 07:34:06 PM
how does the phd in computer science help with poker?  you memorize all the cards that come out, or what?

::)

Lot of math involved in computer science.
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 03, 2010, 07:54:14 PM
I'm on the treadmill and a gangly 6'4-6'5 man walks in the area.  He's has shoulder length hair and looks about 50-55 years old and looks to have done some prison time, lives in a trailer park home, plays D&D and kills small animals and people for fun.  He's wearing a worn t-shirt that looks to be 20 years past his prime, tan cargo pants and old sneakers...I turn to my friend and say look at this guy...It's Tommy Chong, hahahahahahahahahaha...H e tells me actually it's Chris Ferguson aka Jesus the Poker player....Turns out it was....Wiggs FAIL
He is a repo man Wiggs have you paid your car payment?
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: benchmstr on May 03, 2010, 07:55:31 PM
He is a repo man Wiggs have you paid your car payment?
no car payment when its stolen ;D

bench
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 03, 2010, 07:58:30 PM
::)

Lot of math involved in computer science.

not as math intense as you might believe
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 08:02:52 PM
no car payment when its stolen ;D

bench

nice ;D
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Rearden Metal on May 04, 2010, 04:42:29 AM
not as math intense as you might believe

Cash poker is far less math intense than MTT poker. If you don't agree, it's because either you haven't played enough of both, or you simply aren't smart enough to have considered and applied ICM theories.

Still, I've played much more cash than MTT because I like to demoralize people and chew them up. Only possible in cash.
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Army of One on May 04, 2010, 04:44:30 AM
::)

Lot of math involved in computer science.

I did it, hardly any to be honest.
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 04, 2010, 05:16:50 AM
Cash poker is far less math intense than MTT poker. If you don't agree, it's because either you haven't played enough of both, or you simply aren't smart enough to have considered and applied ICM theories.

Still, I've played much more cash than MTT because I like to demoralize people and chew them up. Only possible in cash.

what the fuck are you talking about
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: Fury on May 04, 2010, 05:18:58 AM
I did it, hardly any to be honest.

His PhD was focused on algorithms, so there was most likely heavy math involved in what he was doing.
Title: Re: So I'm in the gym today...
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 04, 2010, 05:20:16 AM
Did he ask you to pull the car around when he finished his workout?