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Title: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: 240 is Back on May 04, 2010, 02:49:37 PM
Despite my being a kneepadding lib who masturbates to songs of hope and change, I sure didn't mail in my census form.  Screw that.

So the worker comes to my door today.  I seriously thought about punching her in the face and screaming "Bachmann 2012, bitches!"  instead, I complied and gave her all of my personal info and serial numbers to all my firearms. 

I think I did the right thing.  Dora told me to.

Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 04, 2010, 08:43:09 PM
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: 24KT on May 04, 2010, 08:51:35 PM
Despite my being a kneepadding lib who masturbates to songs of hope and change, I sure didn't mail in my census form.  Screw that.

So the worker comes to my door today.  I seriously thought about punching her in the face and screaming "Bachmann 2012, bitches!"  instead, I complied and gave her all of my personal info and serial numbers to all my firearms. 

I think I did the right thing.  Dora told me to.



Why on earth would they use 'Dora the explorer' to sell the public on completing the census?
It really makes you wonder exacrly who their targetted audience really is. ???  :-\
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: chaos on May 04, 2010, 09:04:55 PM
, I complied and gave her all of my personal info and serial numbers to all my firearms. 


I hope you're being a sarcastic cunt right now.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 04, 2010, 09:06:45 PM
wow :-\
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 05, 2010, 06:37:22 AM
Ha,ha,ha the guy who set the bomb in New York was investigated in 50 hours and the government had every phone call,every trip,every web site,every car this nut ever visited and your worried about the government having your census info?
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 05, 2010, 06:43:00 AM


HHHHAAAA!!!!!!!   GREAT ONE HUGO! ! ! ! ! !

Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 07:07:42 AM
and your worried about the government having your census info?
billy, I hope you realize your worry beef here is mostly with the right.  The issues with the census have almost entirely been made by conservatives.  Just so you know, you're yelling at the right on this one :D
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 07:11:24 AM
HHHHAAAA!!!!!!!   GREAT ONE HUGO! ! ! ! ! !


Love that show


and I owe eyeballchambers an update on this movie.  I'll get around to it hopefully.  just been really fucking busy and seem to never find the time.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 05, 2010, 07:43:49 AM
billy, I hope you realize your worry beef here is mostly with the right.  The issues with the census have almost entirely been made by conservatives.  Just so you know, you're yelling at the right on this one :D

I know,they sound stupid.The freaking government ,if they want to,know every single money transaction you have ever made,they now have access to our medical records and we are worried about 10 questions like "how many people living in your house"?Does everyone have their head in the sand?They can find out your entire life in a matter of hours.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 08:13:49 AM
I know,they sound stupid.The freaking government ,if they want to,know every single money transaction you have ever made,they now have access to our medical records and we are worried about 10 questions like "how many people living in your house"?Does everyone have their head in the sand?They can find out your entire life in a matter of hours.
Billy.  I'm not attacking, this is just to let you know.  There are actually some legit questions about the census.  What you're talking about now is the short form.  What you don't seem to know is that they also send out a long form and the people that receive it are required by law to answer.  The long questionare gets extremely personal and way outside what is required by the constitution.

What you're saying now is legit for anyone who gets the regular census form.  But would you say the same thing for those who are mandated to fill out the long form?  I think you'll be thinking about that :D

Oh don't worry about the 67-questions we'll be asking you about your personal home habbits ::)
http://www.queenscourier.com/articles/2010/04/23/news/top_stories/doc4bc6342ab383b641794103.txt
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 05, 2010, 08:24:41 AM
Billy.  I'm not attacking, this is just to let you know.  There are actually some legit questions about the census.  What you're talking about now is the short form.  What you don't seem to know is that they also send out a long form and the people that receive it are required by law to answer.  The long questionare gets extremely personal and way outside what is required by the constitution.

What you're saying now is legit for anyone who gets the regular census form.  But would you say the same thing for those who are mandated to fill out the long form?  I think you'll be thinking about that :D

Oh don't worry about the 67-questions we'll be asking you about your personal home habbits ::)
http://www.queenscourier.com/articles/2010/04/23/news/top_stories/doc4bc6342ab383b641794103.txt

But they only send those out to 250,000 people a year.Ive NEVER ever recieved one.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 08:25:05 AM
there have been many stories on this long form but it looks like yahoo and google search results have been geared toward returning almost entirely pro results ::)  After about 9 freaking pages I found this link which raises many of the same concerns raised today:

This is a republican raising the beef in 2000 as it has been recently.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WPcap/2000-03/30/099r-033000-idx.html
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 08:25:55 AM
But they only send those out to 250,000 people a year.Ive NEVER ever recieved one.
oh well good for you, fuck your fellow conservatives who didn't appreciate getting 67 personal questions put to them ;D  Great attitude!!!!
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: danielson on May 05, 2010, 08:32:08 AM
They came to my house yesterday too. I was passed out on the couch, don't remember much. She asked my wife if she would wake me up and she told her that we just got back from Vegas so probably not a good idea. If I had been awake I would have told her to fuk off.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 05, 2010, 08:34:42 AM
oh well good for you, fuck your fellow conservatives who didn't appreciate getting 67 personal questions put to them ;D  Great attitude!!!!

Ive seen some of the questions.Like what time do you leave for work in the morning.Would that be hard to figure out for them?Lets see,he starts work at 9am,he lives three miles from work,so he probably leaves at 8:45am.

How many times a day do you flush the toilet.Lets see,three people in the house,3-5 craps a day,5 times a day pissing...do you see what I mean?Why be concerned over it,when they have ALL your financial records,car records,license info,medical records?
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 09:55:18 AM
Ive seen some of the questions.Like what time do you leave for work in the morning.Would that be hard to figure out for them?Lets see,he starts work at 9am,he lives three miles from work,so he probably leaves at 8:45am.

How many times a day do you flush the toilet.Lets see,three people in the house,3-5 craps a day,5 times a day pissing...do you see what I mean?Why be concerned over it,when they have ALL your financial records,car records,license info,medical records?
Billy, you dirty commie liberal sack of shit....
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 05, 2010, 10:23:40 AM
Billy, you dirty commie liberal sack of shit....

I know.Im even starting to say "FIRED UP?READY TO GO?" when my kid plays baseball.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: kcballer on May 05, 2010, 10:27:28 AM
did you declare your illegal immigrant nanny?  or just hide her away?  ;D
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 10:34:44 AM
I know.Im even starting to say "FIRED UP?READY TO GO?" when my kid plays baseball.

Don't run from it billy, embrace it ;D

Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 05, 2010, 11:08:49 AM
did you declare your illegal immigrant nanny?  or just hide her away?  ;D

No,Im a lib,I just let my kids raise themselves and run wild.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 11:11:13 AM
No,Im a lib,I just let my kids raise themselves and run wild.
Oh I'm going to quote your ass on this shit so correct if you're kidding :D
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: kcballer on May 05, 2010, 11:17:00 AM
No,Im a lib,I just let my kids raise themselves and run wild.

oh please we all know libs have at least one illegal, it helps them feel they are making a difference for poverty stricken countries.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 05, 2010, 11:17:25 AM
Oh I'm going to quote your ass on this shit so correct if you're kidding :D

Come on,I didnt let my son cross the street until he was 10.One thing for sure,I wouldnt have a nanny, legal or illegal.I wouldnt allow my own parents to watch my son.When we went out,he went out,when we went to wedding,he came.My wife and I didnt go out alone without him until he was 12.I was one of those parents that didnt trust ANYONE to watch him.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: kcballer on May 05, 2010, 11:20:13 AM
Come on,I didnt let my son cross the street until he was 10.One thing for sure,I wouldnt have a nanny, legal or illegal.I wouldnt allow my own parents to watch my son.When we went out,he went out,when we went to wedding,he came.My wife and I didnt go out alone without him until he was 12.I was one of those parents that didnt trust ANYONE to watch him.

not even the catholic church?
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 11:44:19 AM
Come on,I didnt let my son cross the street until he was 10.One thing for sure,I wouldnt have a nanny, legal or illegal.I wouldnt allow my own parents to watch my son.When we went out,he went out,when we went to wedding,he came.My wife and I didnt go out alone without him until he was 12.I was one of those parents that didnt trust ANYONE to watch him.
well that's actually all cool by me.  I feel the same way right now.  I have absolutely no idea how this applies to what we were talking about but I'll totally go with you on this point. :D
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: 240 is Back on May 05, 2010, 11:45:00 AM
I should have told the census lady that I had 17 illegals living here.  We could have gotten better hospitals in this area :)
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 05, 2010, 11:57:17 AM
I should have told the census lady that I had 17 illegals living here.  We could have gotten better hospitals in this area :)

And more congressman.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 12:31:22 PM
And more congressman.
no ::)  It would not have....
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 05, 2010, 01:01:47 PM
no ::)  It would not have....

Huh?The amount of congressmen are dictated by popullation.If everyone lies about how many in the house then the bigger the population and the more congress people the district gets.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 05, 2010, 01:02:35 PM
Love that show


and I owe eyeballchambers an update on this movie.  I'll get around to it hopefully.  just been really fucking busy and seem to never find the time.

YES!!! Please!!!

 :)
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 05, 2010, 01:13:08 PM
YES!!! Please!!!

 :)
I'm such an asshole.  I really need to get that done.  I'm going get that shit typed up and post it soon, I promise.

I may PM you with it rather than posting it.  It might be to controverial for the board.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 05, 2010, 01:17:10 PM
Thank you, I'd be forever grateful!

I searched the hell out of google and couldn't find a thing...  :(
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: 24KT on May 05, 2010, 05:46:13 PM
But they only send those out to 250,000 people a year  MONTH.Ive NEVER ever recieved one.

corrected.

I'd love to see the look on your face if you did. The questions they ask are beyond ridculous.

Years ago, I got an insurance form from a film company to fill out. It was rather unusual because all film personnel are automatically covered on film shoots. Occassionally risk assessment is done on the more major cast members and they are insured separately from the rest of the cast or production crew. Guys like Jackie Chan can't even get insured on their films. I figured this production company's insurer wanted more details to assess liability risks and to know what kind of premiums to charge the production company for insuring a completion bond on that episode. Anyway they started out asking innocuous quetions like age, sex, weight, etc., then asking questions like do you smoke? do you have any known allergies? ok fair enough... have you ever been hospitalized? if so what for, state all occassions and conditions., etc.,  hmmmm.... then they started getting into really personal questions like "Are you sexually active?" "Do you use birth control?" "What method of birth control do you use?", "When was your last menstrual cycle" "Have you ever had a venereal disease?" "Have you ever had an abortion?" I was like WTF?! I called my agent and told her I wasn't filling this damned thing out.

I could see Billy having a "Drinking with Bob" style meltdown over one of those census long forms
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: 24KT on May 05, 2010, 05:51:32 PM
not even the catholic church?

(http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/rotflmao.gif)

Oh that's was bad.... funny... but bad!
Now say 5 hail marys, 2 our fathers, and go stand in the corner.
...but not out of eyesight... there may be priests lurking about.  ;)
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 06, 2010, 06:36:44 AM
corrected.

I'd love to see the look on your face if you did. The questions they ask are beyond ridculous.

Years ago, I got an insurance form from a film company to fill out. It was rather unusual because all film personnel are automatically covered on film shoots. Occassionally risk assessment is done on the more major cast members and they are insured separately from the rest of the cast or production crew. Guys like Jackie Chan can't even get insured on their films. I figured this production company's insurer wanted more details to assess liability risks and to know what kind of premiums to charge the production company for insuring a completion bond on that episode. Anyway they started out asking innocuous quetions like age, sex, weight, etc., then asking questions like do you smoke? do you have any known allergies? ok fair enough... have you ever been hospitalized? if so what for, state all occassions and conditions., etc.,  hmmmm.... then they started getting into really personal questions like "Are you sexually active?" "Do you use birth control?" "What method of birth control do you use?", "When was your last menstrual cycle" "Have you ever had a venereal disease?" "Have you ever had an abortion?" I was like WTF?! I called my agent and told her I wasn't filling this damned thing out.

I could see Billy having a "Drinking with Bob" style meltdown over one of those census long forms

Are you joking?The f'n Obama administration will have your medical records on the net.Think it wont be possible for companies to get all that info?I couldnt care less about questions like that."How many times a day do you masterbate to porn?"Depends on if Im close to a meet and what my cycle looks like.If its close,it could be 3 times a day,if its off season once."How many times a day do you bang your wife",once again,depends on the cycle,if Im up to 2,000 mgs a week or more,once a day,if its only 500mgs a day three times a week.

Who cares.Id answer any question and Id answer it so filthy they would think Im insane."what kind of birth controll do you use?"Dont need any Im sterile from steroid abuse,but Id use the pullout and shoot in the face method.Who freaking cares.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: 240 is Back on May 06, 2010, 07:03:28 AM
holy shit, youre running 2 grams a week? 


you probably make Drinking with Bob sound like Mother Theresa!
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: phreak on May 06, 2010, 07:06:03 AM
Are you joking?The f'n Obama administration will have your medical records on the net.Think it wont be possible for companies to get all that info?

Billy, you are right: the government can find out a lot about us right now. That does not mean we should give them MORE info, in fact this is a sign that they should know LESS about us.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 06, 2010, 07:44:27 AM
Billy, you are right: the government can find out a lot about us right now. That does not mean we should give them MORE info, in fact this is a sign that they should know LESS about us.

I dont care what they know.If they want they can put cameras in my house and I will jerk off for them right in my living room.I post with my name for a reason.I dont give a flying f#3ck what they know.Im not ashamed of what I do or how I live.If some government piece of shit scum bag is that concerned over what a private citiczen does,then come ask me.I will tell you everything.I will show them testicular atrophy if they want.Im so sick of these piss ant scum bags intimidating the people of this country.Im not intimidated.

To 240,1000mgs of test a week is a pretty common baseline in a cycle,add to that 800mgs of eq a week and then 10-100 d-bols a day,and 2,000 mgs is a relatively regular amount.In the off season its 500mgs of test a week.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: 24KT on May 06, 2010, 08:59:46 AM
(http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/FrightenedMouse.gif)

ARGHHH!!!
TMI!!  
TMI!!!
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: kcballer on May 06, 2010, 09:17:42 AM
I dont care what they know.If they want they can put cameras in my house and I will jerk off for them right in my living room.I post with my name for a reason.I dont give a flying f#3ck what they know.Im not ashamed of what I do or how I live.If some government piece of shit scum bag is that concerned over what a private citiczen does,then come ask me.I will tell you everything.I will show them testicular atrophy if they want.Im so sick of these piss ant scum bags intimidating the people of this country.Im not intimidated.

To 240,1000mgs of test a week is a pretty common baseline in a cycle,add to that 800mgs of eq a week and then 10-100 d-bols a day,and 2,000 mgs is a relatively regular amount.In the off season its 500mgs of test a week.

You don't get down with anadrol? I thought it had better strength effects than dbol.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 06, 2010, 09:23:52 AM
You don't get down with anadrol? I thought it had better strength effects than dbol.

No bloat.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: kcballer on May 06, 2010, 09:25:16 AM
No bloat.

you bodybuilding again?  wouldn't a bloat help the p/lifting.  i figure with all the moon faces you see at meets it must have some benefit.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: LurkerNoMore on May 06, 2010, 09:25:38 AM

To 240,1000mgs of test a week is a pretty common baseline in a cycle,add to that 800mgs of eq a week and then 10-100 d-bols a day,and 2,000 mgs is a relatively regular amount.In the off season its 500mgs of test a week.

So that is where your anxiety comes from.

EQ fucks with me too much in the hunger department.  
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: LurkerNoMore on May 06, 2010, 09:29:05 AM
No bloat.

Dbol doesn't bloat you?  Weird.

I usually stick with 400mg Test Prop and 800mg Primo weekly and 50mg var daily and that eliminates any bloat and any need for A.I.'s.    Dbol gives me a puffy face.
Title: Re: So the census worker comes to my house today...
Post by: BM OUT on May 06, 2010, 10:02:53 AM
Dbol doesn't bloat you?  Weird.

I usually stick with 400mg Test Prop and 800mg Primo weekly and 50mg var daily and that eliminates any bloat and any need for A.I.'s.    Dbol gives me a puffy face.

No,d-bol does bloat me a bombs dont.Before a meet I want as much bloat and water retention as possible.So I will run anadrol up to about 4 weeks out then switch to d-bols.The last two weeks it might be as much as 100 tabs a day.We use the drop the stabs up the tabs theory as meets come closer.