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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: cross-of-iron on May 08, 2010, 02:19:31 AM
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I won't bore you with all the details but basically my ex g/f blew me during the horrid jennifer lopez movie which only two other people decided to buy tickets for.
Anyways, so she's blowing me and all of sudden this stench came out of nowhere, it smelled like really nasty foot odor. So I take a look around and I realize the nasty bitch two rows down from us had taken her shoes off and put her foul smelling feet up on the seats. I still shot my scum but it really ruined the experience for me... :'(
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I won't bore you with all the details but basically my ex g/f blew me during the horrid jennifer lopez movie which only two other people decided to buy tickets for.
Anyways, so she's blowing me and all of sudden this stench came out of nowhere, it smelled like really nasty foot odor. So I take a look around and I realize the nasty bitch two rows down from us had taken her shoes off and put her foul smelling feet up on the seats. I still shot my scum but it really ruined the experience for me... :'(
You ar alking about something a lot of people have done.
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You ar alking about something a lot of people have done.
I agree that's why I'm asking cause I'm sure there's plenty of better stories. Give me a fucking break it's three in the morning and I'm bored...
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I agree that's why I'm asking cause I'm sure there's plenty of better stories. Give me a fucking break it's three in the morning and I'm bored...
Haha. In Baltimore, while in college, there was a movie Theatre near the habour. We knew something was up when the air conditioning stopped working, and it was packed. We were watching Rush Hour 2, someone farted during the movie, and it carried---hot damn it carried. Then at the end of the movie there was a actually fight in the movie theatre, police had to be called.
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When I saw T5 i had a little to much of drinking before. At the end of the movie I had to pie. Big saloon and I was sitting in the middle. Well I went up, started to go to the left, we all know how incapacious it can be, u have to struggle to get out. When I'm finally out I think I'm free, Yes. But. The door is closed and it stand " No exit" Well. The exit was to the right in the building. Hmm what to do, I cant go through it all again 30 seconds later...I gave it a minute, Then I thought, stupid bastards, blame yourself. I got down on my knees, unzipped my pants and let it all out on the wall to get ride of the noise and splash (it was pretty quiet in the movie at that time) then watching the fluid pure all over the carpet. Well, then I had to stay there to see the rest 3 minutes of the movie and pretend like nothing happend :)
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Pissed on the seat in front of me,the theatre was that busy and couldnt be fucked to get up
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Pissed on the seat in front of me,the theatre was that busy and couldnt be fucked to get up
you are a classy guy ::)
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I stayed through all 12 endings of Flags of Our Fathers.
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Not something I have done yet, but I have this thing called liquid ass that will be put to good use...
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Killed someone who wouldn't get off their cell phone :)
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I wore a dead squirrel carcass on my knee and pretended it was a bandana.
A lot of people were tying bandanas around their knees in those days, so it probably didn't look as crazy as it would today.
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I wore a dead squirrel carcass on my knee and pretended it was a bandana.
A lot of people were tying bandanas around their knees in those days, so it probably didn't look as crazy as it would today.
Well it's always good to have a protein snack with you in case you go catabolic all of the sudden.
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Well it's always good to have a protein snack with you in case you go catabolic all of the sudden.
It wasn't cooked.
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Haha. In Baltimore, while in college, there was a movie Theatre near the habour. We knew something was up when the air conditioning stopped working, and it was packed. We were watching Rush Hour 2, someone farted during the movie, and it carried---hot damn it carried. Then at the end of the movie there was a actually fight in the movie theatre, police had to be called.
hmmm......that has all the components, to be the most miserable movie watching experience in the entire world
baltimore, rush hour 2, ect....
you know......cause of "those" people
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Not something I have done yet, but I have this thing called liquid ass that will be put to good use...
If that is what I think it is. I had some and was in a night club in Hawaii. I was sprinkling it on hot chicks. The place smelled so bad. It was fucking hilarious.
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If that is what I think it is. I had some and was in a night club in Hawaii. I was sprinkling it on hot chicks. The place smelled so bad. It was fucking hilarious.
hahaha yes
A few days ago I went to town with it in one of europe's larger subway stations, never had so much fun in my entire life!!! HUNDREDS of people holding their noses and checking their shoes for dog shit, absolutely priceless.
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hahaha yes
A few days ago I went to town with it in one of europe's larger subway stations, never had so much fun in my entire life!!! HUNDREDS of people holding their noses and checking their shoes for dog shit, absolutely priceless.
Here is it called Morning Breeze. If you ever saw Leslie Nielson with his fart machine. i have one too. It was perfect with that. I would stand in an elevator and tell everyone I was a little sick from breakfast burrito or something and then let out a fart and would drop a drop of Morning Breeze. It would smell the whole elevstor up. It was fucking unreal. I was quite well known as the "farter"
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Here is it called Morning Breeze. If you ever saw Leslie Nielson with his fart machine. i have one too. It was perfect with that. I would stand in an elevator and tell everyone I was a little sick from breakfast burrito or something and then let out a fart and would drop a drop of Morning Breeze. It would smell the whole elevstor up. It was fucking unreal. I was quite well known as the "farter"
hahah that shit never gets old. So you most likely got another kind of fart spray and it probably smells real bad too, but you should give liquid ass a try. It's like having a carcass and diarrhea RIGHT under your nose! It really smells like shit.
It's pretty cheap to order online too.
http://www.liquidass.com/ (http://www.liquidass.com/)
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Went to a gang movie. Can't remember the name but it's the one with that Gansta's paradise song by coolio. There were a lot od black people in the back smoking weed. Saw a guy I knew and headed back there to join in. Litteraly smoked weed the entire movie. Only once did an usher try to say something but even he wasn't that dumb to mess with 40+ black dudes in a theater.
Also got head from a prostitute. Fun times.
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Went to a gang movie. Can't remember the name but it's the one with that Gansta's paradise song by coolio. There were a lot od black people in the back smoking weed. Saw a guy I knew and headed back there to join in. Litteraly smoked weed the entire movie. Only once did an usher try to say something but even he wasn't that dumb to mess with 40+ black dudes in a theater.
Also got head from a prostitute. Fun times.
Dangerous Minds with Michelle Pfeiffer? :-X Oh no!
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You ar alking about something a lot of people have done.
Seriously when I was 19 or 20 this was like a weekly thing, we'd sneak a mickey into the theatre too and pour it in the XL drink :)
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I threw a cup of ice at these black people that wouldn't shut up during the movie...
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Haha. In Baltimore, while in college, there was a movie Theatre near the habour. We knew something was up when the air conditioning stopped working, and it was packed. We were watching Rush Hour 2, someone farted during the movie, and it carried---hot damn it carried. Then at the end of the movie there was a actually fight in the movie theatre, police had to be called.
There was always fights at that theater Parker. What the fuk you doin there?
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Back in Undergrad, i went out with a group of friends to see HULK, anyways, as we were sitting and watching, a bunch of high school kids came in late and sat a few rows in front of us, and they were chatting during the movie and standing and being disruptive, and everyone was telling them to shut up but they weren't listening, and one kid stood right in front of me so I yell out, "SIT THE FUCK DOWN" and he starts mocking me, "sit the fuck down, sit the fuck down", so I shit you not... all I did was stand up (was weighing about 240 and was wearing a cut off sleeveless shirt), and the kids turned fucking white, and sat down so fast my friends started cracking up... anyways a little while later they got rowdy again, some girl went and got the manager and she was like "They won't shut up" and the ENTIRE theater pointed at them, so they ended up getting kicked out! I hate punk ass kids!
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Back in Undergrad, i went out with a group of friends to see HULK, anyways, as we were sitting and watching, a bunch of high school kids came in late and sat a few rows in front of us, and they were chatting during the movie and standing and being disruptive, and everyone was telling them to shut up but they weren't listening, and one kid stood right in front of me so I yell out, "SIT THE FUCK DOWN" and he starts mocking me, "sit the fuck down, sit the fuck down", so I shit you not... all I did was stand up (was weighing about 240 and was wearing a cut off sleeveless shirt), and the kids turned fucking white, and sat down so fast my friends started cracking up... anyways a little while later they got rowdy again, some girl went and got the manager and she was like "They won't shut up" and the ENTIRE theater pointed at them, so they ended up getting kicked out! I hate punk ass kids!
>:( those motherfuckers.
how dare they disrespect the saintity of the hulk >:(
i would have ripped the arms from their sockets and beat them to death with them.