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Title: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 08, 2010, 07:04:41 AM
i know getbig can solve all things so......my grill is only a couple of years old.  It makes a kinda "whooshing" sound coming from where the gas burns, like it isn't burning cleanly, but no gas odor.  But just wondering what the noise could be.

PS:  If I blow myself up, I'll be sure to post from the burn-unit.


And to keep this bbing related, of course I'm usually grilling chicken breasts and I often "carb load" while doing it.
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: CalvinH on May 08, 2010, 07:06:59 AM
i know getbig can solve all things so......my grill is only a couple of years old.  It makes a kinda "whooshing" sound coming from where the gas burns, like it isn't burning cleanly, but no gas odor.  But just wondering what the noise could be.

PS:  If I blow myself up, I'll be sure to post from the burn-unit.


And to keep this bbing related, of course I'm usually grilling chicken breasts and I often "carb load" while doing it.




What a suprise that a redneck can't grill on anything that isn't a rusty empty 55gal drum ::)
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: The True Adonis on May 08, 2010, 07:07:21 AM
i know getbig can solve all things so......my grill is only a couple of years old.  It makes a kinda "whooshing" sound coming from where the gas burns, like it isn't burning cleanly, but no gas odor.  But just wondering what the noise could be.

PS:  If I blow myself up, I'll be sure to post from the burn-unit.


And to keep this bbing related, of course I'm usually grilling chicken breasts and I often "carb load" while doing it.
The Gas jets could be clogged by debris or insects.  
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: The True Adonis on May 08, 2010, 07:08:06 AM
i know getbig can solve all things so......my grill is only a couple of years old.  It makes a kinda "whooshing" sound coming from where the gas burns, like it isn't burning cleanly, but no gas odor.  But just wondering what the noise could be.

PS:  If I blow myself up, I'll be sure to post from the burn-unit.


And to keep this bbing related, of course I'm usually grilling chicken breasts and I often "carb load" while doing it.
Also, how full is your tank.  It sounds like you may need to refill.
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: tendonitis on May 08, 2010, 07:08:24 AM
The Gas jets could be clogged by debris or insects.  

x2, that's what I'd check first
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 08, 2010, 07:10:31 AM
The Gas jets could be clogged by debris or insects.  

Aha, tank is full, so I will look into that.  Any suggestions on how best to clean them?  I thought you were probably a griller... 8)
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: The True Adonis on May 08, 2010, 07:15:34 AM
Aha, tank is full, so I will look into that.  Any suggestions on how best to clean them?  I thought you were probably a griller... 8)
A little trick:

Disconnect the burners, then take them to a car wash/gas station with strong air hose and spray compressed air in them if you don`t have a compressor.

Or you can disconnect and give them a brush with your grill brush. 
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: The True Adonis on May 08, 2010, 07:16:41 AM
I`d rather use a Charcoal grill though!

You can`t beat the flavor and its simple.
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: HICKSON on May 08, 2010, 07:23:13 AM
Just the regulator acting up for different temp changes. Does it light? Does it burn efficiently? If its just one of those returnable tanks, the regulator (diaphragm) in it might be going out.

If it lights & burns well enough to cook your sausage then all is well in San Fran.
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: HICKSON on May 08, 2010, 07:23:50 AM
I`d rather use a Charcoal grill though!

You can`t beat the flavor and its simple.

QFT.
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 08, 2010, 07:34:15 AM
I`d rather use a Charcoal grill though!

You can`t beat the flavor and its simple.

So true..
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 08, 2010, 08:17:23 AM
Yep probably some clogs fucking with the airflow.  Once a year I hit the grills and undergrill with a pressure washer (water only).  Never tried it on the flame spreader tho.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Butterbean on May 08, 2010, 08:21:37 AM
Yep probably some clogs fucking with the airflow.  Once a year I hit the grills and undergrill with a pressure washer (water only).  Never tried it on the flame spreader tho.

Can I do that on an Infrared Heat gas grill w/ceramic plates?  I don't want to have to take anything apart because I'd probably break something ::) 

Sometimes mine is lit and then Whoosh! and then that side doesn't heat up right again before I'm done grilling.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: dov on May 08, 2010, 08:26:45 AM
Yee-Hawww godammit! A GAS grill in Apex?! Ye gotta be shittin me boy! Whadichyado win the godamm lotto or somefing?
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 08, 2010, 09:16:27 AM
Can I do that on an Infrared Heat gas grill w/ceramic plates?  I don't want to have to take anything apart because I'd probably break something ::) 

Sometimes mine is lit and then Whoosh! and then that side doesn't heat up right again before I'm done grilling.

Whoosh?  You too?  That Pet Shop Boys character gets around.

My undergrill is metal with ceramic briquetes ( ::)) and I do ok.  I'm sure your grills would lift off easy.  I'd guess the 'radiator' that the gas heats up (if that's what you mean by ceramic plates) would lift out for cleaning too, unless it's dead flat and easy to clean in place.  Be aware of your PSIs if you have a kick ass pressure washer and are hitting ceramics tho.  Maybe keep them on a solid surface to stop them cracking.  My electric domestic style is pretty wimpy compared to big motor driven units so never had any problems on the bbq, vehicle tyres, etc.

TA probably had the right idea.  If your flame spreader is whooshing hit it with a fine wire brush, maybe even a pick of some sort for the holes if there's junk burned in there and see how you do.  Tbh you could probably pick up new flame spreaders pretty cheap if cleaning them looks like an impossible job.

I'm not much of a grill meister.  Hope this isn't crappy advice!
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: johnnynoname on May 08, 2010, 09:25:04 AM
i know getbig can solve all things so......my grill is only a couple of years old.  It makes a kinda "whooshing" sound coming from where the gas burns, like it isn't burning cleanly, but no gas odor.  But just wondering what the noise could be.

PS:  If I blow myself up, I'll be sure to post from the burn-unit.


And to keep this bbing related, of course I'm usually grilling chicken breasts and I often "carb load" while doing it.

maybe your grill is owning other things in the house

get it- "WHOOOSH"
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 08, 2010, 09:27:40 AM
Im just shocked that Adonis uses a gas grill.

I would think he only uses a Firepit that was removed from an English castle circa 1200 ad and taken to America by sailboat....where it was reassembled by ancestors of the originals creators
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 08, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
Im just shocked that Adonis uses a gas grill.

I would think he only uses a Firepit that was removed from an English castle circa 1200 ad and taken to America by sailboat....where it was reassembled by ancestors of the originals creators
I have a gas grill which I never use.  I only use Charcoal.

My Grandfather had a French Terrace built in the back, straight off the cooks lower kitchen and lined the entire thing with red brick ovens and fire pits and the center had a 15 foot giant A for our last name.

Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 08, 2010, 09:52:07 AM
Im just shocked that Adonis uses a gas grill.

I would think he only uses a Firepit that was removed from an English castle circa 1200 ad and taken to America by sailboat....where it was reassembled by ancestors of the originals creators

x2 and of course the charcoal would only be freshly made by French workers outside of Versailles ant sent to him via steamboat on a monthly basis  ::)  ::)

But seeing as Adonis is a wannabe blue blood, he probably makes the charcoal himself in his winter chateau in Aspen..
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: The True Adonis on May 08, 2010, 09:56:45 AM
x2 and of course the charcoal would only be freshly made by French workers outside of Versailles ant sent to him via steamboat on a monthly basis  ::)  ::)

But seeing as Adonis is a wannabe blue blood, he probably makes the charcoal himself in his winter chateau in Aspen..

I`d like to chop down the Redwoods and have them delivered via stage coach in a smoker car so that it will be ready to hit the grill by the time it arrives.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 08, 2010, 10:00:58 AM
I`d like to chop down the Redwoods and have them delivered via stage coach in a smoker car so that it will be ready to hit the grill by the time it arrives.

That would be awesome! :D

It's surprisingly easy to make your own charcoal..

http://e-charcoalmakingprocess.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Tombo on May 08, 2010, 10:19:12 AM
I`d like to chop down the Redwoods and have them delivered via stage coach in a smoker car so that it will be ready to hit the grill by the time it arrives.

Implying you have the intelligence, sense and safety knowledge to cut down a tree and not 'accident' everyone around you
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 08, 2010, 10:43:30 AM
Fuck I'm intrigued now.  Why would it whoosh?  All I can guess is that there is air backflow for some reason into the flame spreader and the flame is igniting just on the wrong side of a little aperture or two causing the air/gas to expand and whoosh through.  Or the force of ignition and expanding air/gas overcomes the gas pressure inside the flame spreader and the ignited mixture pushes itself back through the aperture momentarily and repeatedly.

Stella, yours blows itself out altogether with a mighty whoosh?  But not right away?  I'd guess that something is changing shape enough as it heats up to make this happen but if it relights right away that theory doesn't hold much water.  If it blows itself out it must be getting enough air from somewhere to intermix and go poof, and I guess the pressure from the poof delays the gas in the line long enough that there's no more flame left to ignite it by the time the gas resurfaces?  Don't know how or why you'd be getting air into the system when you've got positive gas pressure as indicated on the other side of the grill.  

Maybe a plumber/gas fitter will weigh in.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: michael arvilla on May 08, 2010, 10:54:15 AM
I thought the thread title was
"My girl makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?"

opened under false pretenses
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Butterbean on May 08, 2010, 11:21:33 AM
Fuck I'm intrigued now.  Why would it whoosh?  All I can guess is that there is air backflow for some reason into the flame spreader and the flame is igniting just on the wrong side of a little aperture or two causing the air/gas to expand and whoosh through.  Or the force of ignition and expanding air/gas overcomes the gas pressure inside the flame spreader and the ignited mixture pushes itself back through the aperture momentarily and repeatedly.

Stella, yours blows itself out altogether with a mighty whoosh?  But not right away?  I'd guess that something is changing shape enough as it heats up to make this happen but if it relights right away that theory doesn't hold much water.  If it blows itself out it must be getting enough air from somewhere to intermix and go poof, and I guess the pressure from the poof delays the gas in the line long enough that there's no more flame left to ignite it by the time the gas resurfaces?  Don't know how or why you'd be getting air into the system when you've got positive gas pressure as indicated on the other side of the grill.  

Maybe a plumber/gas fitter will weigh in.

I'll light my grill, let it heat up for awhile...and then put the food on it.  After awhile or sometimes right away (or even before I put the food on it) one side will POOF (if I'm standing right there I will scream) and go out and then it is whooshing but it will light up right away again but the whoosh is still coming from that side..there is flame there but it's dancing around on the ceramic plate and rarely heats up well again like the side that didn't go out. 

My grill is hooked up to a permanent farm size gas tank.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: michael arvilla on May 08, 2010, 11:34:35 AM
sooo this isn't a thread about Queefs???
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: stuntmovie on May 08, 2010, 11:53:47 AM
I read it too fast at first and thought you wrote that "Your GIRL makes kinda 'whooshing' sounds".

I guess an apology is in order.
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 08, 2010, 01:13:51 PM
The Gas jets could be clogged by debris or insects.  

I'm impressed (no homo)...  Not only are you a whiz in the kitchen and know a thing or two about good boots, you also have great knowledge of grills!
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: no one on May 08, 2010, 01:15:45 PM
I'm impressed (no homo)...  Not only are you a whiz in the kitchen and know a thing or two about good boots, you also have great knowledge of grills!

oh fuck- he's the smartest guy on the planet.

gaydonis has your answers. (disclaimer: only where ever google available.)
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: noworries on May 08, 2010, 03:16:51 PM
I'm impressed (no homo)...  Not only are you a whiz in the kitchen and know a thing or two about good boots, you also have great knowledge of grills!

Its called Google, Wikipedia, Askme.com or any other popular internet site similar
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 08, 2010, 05:01:03 PM
I'll light my grill, let it heat up for awhile...and then put the food on it.  After awhile or sometimes right away (or even before I put the food on it) one side will POOF (if I'm standing right there I will scream) and go out and then it is whooshing but it will light up right away again but the whoosh is still coming from that side..there is flame there but it's dancing around on the ceramic plate and rarely heats up well again like the side that didn't go out. 

My grill is hooked up to a permanent farm size gas tank.

First thing you'll need is a freezer full of red meat and a squat oriented power program.  Stella, you're such a girl!

Sounds like you've got a gas leak somewhere.  :-\  Like a bad coupling or something.  The gas builds up until it goes poof with enough force to blow out the flames on the burner but the flame stays lit at the leak and gives you a whooshing sound as it burns at a single point under high pressure.  Like the sound of a plumbers torch?  And so you end up with crappy pressure to the burner and not a lot of heat getting produced.

The tricky part is that it sounds like you've usually got normal pressure when you first light it up, or that it's intermittent for some reason.  Plumbers use a dishsoap & water mix applied to joints & couplings with a paint brush to check for leaks (bubbles make it easy to see - works well to find a leak on tyres too), but if it's got a mind of its own or needs a little heat to start up then you might not spot it with a cold inspection.  I'd see if everything (grill, ceramic radiator plate, etc) can be removed, then fire it up and let it do its usual poof thing.  After you have your little scream you could remove all the stuff that's blocking your view with pliers and a hotmitt, not wearing a particularly flammable outfit, (since it probably needs all that stuff in place to allow the gas to build up and create the poof) and see if you can spot a flame jetting out from a wrong spot.

When it turns out I couldn't be more wrong, the usual Getbig excuses apply: been sick, too busy with the supermodels to workout, etc.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 08, 2010, 05:22:44 PM
Goddamn....grilling is serious business, who knew ?

Epic trying to get in Stellas pants by helping her with her grill LOLOLOL
Title: Re: ATTENTION getbig grill-masters. Question...
Post by: benchmstr on May 08, 2010, 05:28:51 PM
A little trick:

Disconnect the burners, then take them to a car wash/gas station with strong air hose and spray compressed air in them if you don`t have a compressor.

Or you can disconnect and give them a brush with your grill brush. 
i just take mine off, and hone them out with a small drill bit on the cordless......

bench
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 09, 2010, 12:44:50 AM
Goddamn....grilling is serious business, who knew ?

Epic trying to get in Stellas pants by helping her with her grill LOLOLOL

She's married! >:(  My efforts here are strictly by way of insinuating myself into her fantasy life.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 09, 2010, 06:20:09 AM
Appreciate all the advices....knew I could count on getbig.   8)
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 09, 2010, 06:28:18 AM
Appreciate all the advices....knew I could count on getbig.   8)

Your one stop shop for crackpot theories that lead nowhere!

Best advice is to hit up that roadside place outside Chapel Hill for some pulled pork.  But don't be under 250 or you'll be the little man in the room.  8)
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 09, 2010, 06:31:23 AM
Your one stop shop for crackpot theories that lead nowhere!

Best advice is to hit up that roadside place outside Chapel Hill for some pulled pork.  But don't be under 250 or you'll be the little man in the room.  8)

Oh yes!  That place is outstanding.  I loves me some BBQ!  Doing ribs today.....yummy.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: newmom on May 09, 2010, 06:43:53 AM
Oh yes!  That place is outstanding.  I loves me some BBQ!  Doing ribs today.....yummy.

omg ribs..send some my way please..what do you make with them, please tell me baked potatoe
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: benchmstr on May 09, 2010, 06:53:18 AM
omg ribs..send some my way please..what do you make with them, please tell me baked potatoe
last night i had a ribeye....with a side order of beef ribs.....and some shiner 8)

bench
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 09, 2010, 08:17:35 AM
omg ribs..send some my way please..what do you make with them, please tell me baked potatoe

Baked potatoe's, usually some potato-salad too....and maybe some coleslaw.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: chaos on May 09, 2010, 08:22:26 AM
i know getbig can solve all things so......my grill is only a couple of years old.  It makes a kinda "whooshing" sound coming from where the gas burns, like it isn't burning cleanly, but no gas odor.  But just wondering what the noise could be.

PS:  If I blow myself up, I'll be sure to post from the burn-unit.


And to keep this bbing related, of course I'm usually grilling chicken breasts and I often "carb load" while doing it.
I thought the title read "My girl makes a kinds "whooshing" sound........"

 :D
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 09, 2010, 08:39:08 AM
I thought the title read "My girl makes a kinds "whooshing" sound........"

 :D


Bunch of pervs..............















 ;D
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: newmom on May 09, 2010, 09:09:07 AM
Baked potatoe's, usually some potato-salad too....and maybe some coleslaw.

mmmmmmmmm potato salad, only really good if hard boiled eggs in it
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Butterbean on May 09, 2010, 09:32:45 AM


The tricky part is that it sounds like you've usually got normal pressure when you first light it up, or that it's intermittent for some reason.  Plumbers use a dishsoap & water mix applied to joints & couplings with a paint brush to check for leaks (bubbles make it easy to see - works well to find a leak on tyres too), but if it's got a mind of its own or needs a little heat to start up then you might not spot it with a cold inspection.  I'd see if everything (grill, ceramic radiator plate, etc) can be removed, then fire it up and let it do its usual poof thing.  After you have your little scream you could remove all the stuff that's blocking your view with pliers and a hotmitt, not wearing a particularly flammable outfit, (since it probably needs all that stuff in place to allow the gas to build up and create the poof) and see if you can spot a flame jetting out from a wrong spot.



What are the chances of me burning my eyebrows off ???
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 09, 2010, 09:50:34 AM
What are the chances of me burning my eyebrows off ???

Oh man, does he make you take out the garbage cans too?  Time to find your inner Getbigger!

I'm probably wrong anyway but sounds like it bears looking at.  Do it after dark so you don't have to stick your head in there to see the flame.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 09, 2010, 01:23:28 PM
mmmmmmmmm potato salad, only really good if hard boiled eggs in it


It's the south, you know it had eggs and mayo !!!!!  8)
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 10, 2010, 11:30:43 AM
What are the chances of me burning my eyebrows off ???

Pretty good, I CAUTION YOU STRONGLY, this happened to my friend's wife after the idiot tried ton fix that exact same problem at a BBQ, me and him were very cautious with the BBQ trying to get it to ignite without luckm this idiot comes in forcefully grabs the bbq lighter and leans in and over the grill (now full with gas) and starts clicking away madly.. the next thing we saw/heard was a WHOOOOSH, an 8 foot fireball and the dissapearance of her hair and eyebrows (no joke) she had to wear a wig for 3 months.. afterwards we poured a pitcher of iced tea on her burning head.. be careful!!

Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 10, 2010, 11:33:35 AM
What are the chances of me burning my eyebrows off ???

Pretty good, I CAUTION YOU STRONGLY, this happened to my friend's wife after the idiot tried ton fix that exact same problem at a BBQ, me and him were very cautious with the BBQ trying to get it to ignite without luckm this idiot comes in forcefully grabs the bbq lighter and leans in and over the grill (now full with gas) and starts clicking away madly.. the next thing we saw/heard was a WHOOOOSH, an 8 foot fireball and the dissapearance of her hair and eyebrows (no joke) she had to wear a wig for 3 months.. afterwards we poured a pitcher of iced tea on her burning head.. be careful!!

Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 10, 2010, 11:48:52 AM
Stand and post on a paint can and use charcoal and lighter fluid all solved.
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: newmom on May 10, 2010, 12:04:00 PM

It's the south, you know it had eggs and mayo !!!!!  8)

I hope you mean Hellmans and not miracle whip
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Butterbean on May 10, 2010, 12:06:43 PM
Oh man, does he make you take out the garbage cans too? 




Yes  :'(







lol


Pretty good, I CAUTION YOU STRONGLY, this happened to my friend's wife after the idiot tried ton fix that exact same problem at a BBQ, me and him were very cautious with the BBQ trying to get it to ignite without luckm this idiot comes in forcefully grabs the bbq lighter and leans in and over the grill (now full with gas) and starts clicking away madly.. the next thing we saw/heard was a WHOOOOSH, an 8 foot fireball and the dissapearance of her hair and eyebrows (no joke) she had to wear a wig for 3 months.. afterwards we poured a pitcher of iced tea on her burning head.. be careful!!



This was really funny...until the end!  Poor lady :o...

I think I will just leave well enough alone or pay someone to look at it.  Thanks Captain and Tapeworm.






Stand and post on a paint can and use charcoal and lighter fluid all solved.

How much olive oil should I drink?






Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 10, 2010, 12:07:20 PM
I hope you mean Hellmans and not miracle whip

Absolute garbage compared to REAL European Mayo (made with eggs) it's so good words can't even describe it, that hellmanns shit has no taste.

Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: newmom on May 10, 2010, 12:37:28 PM
Absolute garbage compared to REAL European Mayo (made with eggs) it's so good words can't even describe it, that hellmanns shit has no taste.



Never tried REAL European Mayo, but I do love hellmans
Title: Re: My grill makes a kinda "whooshing" sound - what is the noise?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 10, 2010, 12:45:07 PM


The difference is unreal, try to find a Slavic deli and try some of the mayo there, you will never eat that fake tasteless hellmanns shit again!!! i guarantee you