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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Alex23 on May 16, 2010, 12:28:28 PM
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this sounds crazy but no shit...
was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....
.. then told him "stop it >:("... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me :-\...
long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on ;D
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Thing should have been on a leash.
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You should be at the San Jose Game. 8)
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thats nothing , one time a snapped a german Sheppard's spine with my bare hands
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Hope "he"'s ok... feel sorta bad for the 80lb thing... :(
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I think that 8 yr old that choked out a pitbull has you beat.
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I was in a pissy mood today and finally decided to return my fucking microwave which has been annoying me for the last 6 months, the turning shit inside it hops out of "line" or whatever you call it and it stops turning around while heating it, and just keeps on heating without "spinning" the food.
Anyway, so I grab the microwave and put it back down int eh back and bring my receipt for it.
So I walk up to the register and tell her I wanna return it (I was mean mugging her also homie becuse I was in a bad mood) she askas me if something is wrong with it which I reply what I just mentioned and adding its just a pain in the ass.
Anyway I hand over the receipt and she says "So you had it for 6 months?" to which I rely "Yes, Ive put up with it for 6 MONTHS!"
And baam the 80£ (which it costs) back in my hand without her even looking in the damn box to see if the microwave is even there ;D
Poor lady haha.
btw, thats not groink.
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i don't think newmom deserved that :-\
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i don't think newmom deserved that :-\
LOL!!!!!!!
Newmom will be handled accordingly. ;D
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LOL!!!!!!!
Newmom will be handled accordingly. ;D
you better get some shots alex - you don't know where that dirty bitch has been :-X
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i don't think newmom deserved that :-\
;D ;D ;D
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LOL!!!!!!!
Newmom will be handled accordingly. ;D
a swift dick in the ass!
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thats nothing , one time a snapped a german Sheppard's spine with my bare hands
I knew someone was gonna bring that up ;D
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(http://www.thepet-boutique.com/images/DogClothes/SmallDog/CherriesHarnessDogDress_small1.jpg)
impressive.
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(http://www.thepet-boutique.com/images/DogClothes/SmallDog/CherriesHarnessDogDress_small1.jpg)
impressive.
Im waaay too lazy tonight but I could make a gif of Alex slapping a chiwawa lol.
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(http://www.thepet-boutique.com/images/DogClothes/SmallDog/CherriesHarnessDogDress_small1.jpg)
impressive.
newmom at her prom ?
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this sounds crazy but no shit...
was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....
.. then told him "stop it >:("... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me :-\...
long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on ;D
It happens. I had to choke my older brothers pit bull to sleep once (It attacked me and went for my throat)
I once had to ko a dog while I was out walking my wifes dogs. Lady had her Sheppard off the lease, he ran towards and started to attack the dogs. I punched on top of his head and he went night night. Everything happened so fast, I didn't know if I over reacted or what.
Lady was actually upset at me. I'm like where is his leash ma'am? I was living in Jacksonville fl at the time where there is a leash law.
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newmom at her prom ?
haha
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It happens. I had to choke my older brothers pit bull to sleep once (It attacked me and went for my throat)
I once had to ko a dog while I was out walking my wifes dogs. Lady had her Sheppard off the lease, he ran towards and started to attack the dogs. I punched on top of his head and he went night night. Everything happened so fast, I didn't know if I over reacted or what.
Lady was actually upset at me. I'm like where is his leash ma'am? I was living in Jacksonville fl at the time where there is a leash law.
how do you manage to think about puncing it before you automatically kick it?
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LOL!!!!!!!
Newmom will be handled accordingly. ;D
oh this I gotta hear
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how do you manage to think about puncing it before you automatically kick it?
It happened really fast to be honest man. I heard the lady yelling then I turned around the dog was literally ontop of the smaller dogs. Was a nice size german sheppard. I literally yanked their leashed (both of them) and held them in my left arm...the dog then jumped to get at them..so I was spinning in a circle from the dog.
As soon as the dog got back on all fours I punched down on him. Didn't have time to set up any leg kicks. LOL
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It happened really fast to be honest man. I heard the lady yelling then I turned around the dog was literally ontop of the smaller dogs. Was a nice size german sheppard. I literally yanked their leashed (both of them) and held them in my left arm...the dog then jumped to get at them..so I was spinning in a circle from the dog.
As soon as the dog got back on all fours I punched down on him. Didn't have time to set up any leg kicks. LOL
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Swede, so you handed a empty box? She should no the difference in weight.
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this sounds crazy but no shit...
was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....
.. then told him "stop it >:("... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me :-\...
long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on ;D
I understand. I once killed my neighbour's German sheppard by breaking it's spine ith a punch because it ould annoy me all night ith it's barks.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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this sounds crazy but no shit...
was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....
.. then told him "stop it >:("... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me :-\...
long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on ;D
ok michael vick this dog wants a crack at ya.
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i dink mayb dis is how dat fight is gonna end. bon appetit cujo
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you did the right thing
those fuckers can cause serious damage
when not trained or controlled properly you should have hit the owner too
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why punch it?? why not kick it??
and you couldnt knock out a dog with one punch, at least its very unlikely. they have very thick skulls
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ok michael vick this dog wants a crack at ya.
looks like some of the dogs in Afghanistan
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looks like some of the dogs in Afghanistan
yeah those are kurdish kangals very big and powerful dogs, they can be purchased in america i was considering one but went with a siberian husky instead.
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Blatant lie.
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Fuck you all and picking on me..dicks
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I eat dicks
qft
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qft
Another douchebag
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Another douchebag
That time of the month, huh?
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Fuck you all and picking on me..dicks
this is the only interaction alot of the "players" on here have with women
they are probably masterbating in a frenzy as the post about you
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this is the only interaction alot of the "players" on here have with women
they are probably masterbating in a frenzy as the post about you
:-X i'm not into beastiality thank you.
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One time, I was in Fl 2 weeks out from a show, and was doing my morning cardio in my in-laws neighorhood, when all of a suddent someone's little puppy ran out and started barking at me, I paid it no mind, and continued with my cardio, the dog kept chasing me and then eventually jumped on me lol...anyways the owner's daughter I gues 13 years old or so came out and started calling him but the dog kep following me, then all of a sudden, it lost interest in me and took off....like sprinted straight out of the neighborhood right into the open road... the young girl screamed and ran after him, and being the good semaritan I went too... he was in the middle of a 50 mph road, 4 cars slammed on the brakes almost crashing and going in all sorts of directions, then like 6 people were in the middle of the road trying to catch that brat of a puppy but he was all over the place, finally some big ass black dude goes "COME HERE BITCH" and grabs the dog by the neck, it was kinda funny the dog was all whincing and confused and gave it back to the little girl, bitch stopped traffic in both directions for a few minutes! After that I continued 1 hour of cardio and 2 weeks later placed second in my weight class and won best poser (Bodybuilding related)
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I understand. I once killed my neighbour's German sheppard by breaking it's spine ith a punch because it ould annoy me all night ith it's barks.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
No you didn't.
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No you didn't.
are you saying the closest suckmytwinkles has ever got to breaking a dogs back
was when he threw his fluffy toydog at the wall in a tantrum
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Savage canine ownage.
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word is he's doing ok.. .pics attached ;D
Hi Rude ;D.
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One time, I was in Fl 2 weeks out from a show, and was doing my morning cardio in my in-laws neighorhood, when all of a suddent someone's little puppy ran out and started barking at me, I paid it no mind, and continued with my cardio, the dog kept chasing me and then eventually jumped on me lol...anyways the owner's daughter I gues 13 years old or so came out and started calling him but the dog kep following me, then all of a sudden, it lost interest in me and took off....like sprinted straight out of the neighborhood right into the open road... the young girl screamed and ran after him, and being the good semaritan I went too... he was in the middle of a 50 mph road, 4 cars slammed on the brakes almost crashing and going in all sorts of directions, then like 6 people were in the middle of the road trying to catch that brat of a puppy but he was all over the place, finally some big ass black dude goes "COME HERE BITCH" and grabs the dog by the neck, it was kinda funny the dog was all whincing and confused and gave it back to the little girl, bitch stopped traffic in both directions for a few minutes! After that I continued 1 hour of cardio and 2 weeks later placed second in my weight class and won best poser (Bodybuilding related)
:D brilliant !
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this sounds crazy but no shit...
was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....
.. then told him "stop it >:("... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me :-\...
long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on ;D
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Are there thingies "FlaxBees"?
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Fuck you all and picking on me..dicks&ballz...I deal more balls the Dike K. Matsuzaka
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i hate dogs like that, if it came up to you and attacked unprovoked you should be allowed to stomp it to death.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=330909.0;attach=371844;image)
That's a bad ass dog...
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in mother russia, you no punch dog..........dog punch you.
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I once read in a book one of Bruce Lee's teachers knocked out a bull. LOL. I think the book was ''Zen in the martial arts."
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I once read in a book one of Bruce Lee's teachers knocked out a bull. LOL. I think the book was ''Zen in the martial arts."
no, it was the founder of one of the karate schools. he could kill a bull with one punch, he actually toured the world fighting anyone who dared. he beat everyone. even george foreman refused to fight him.
apparently he used to practice his punches by punching trees, then rocks. :-\
his name escapes me.
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I ate dog meat when I went to Seoul SK for the World cup in 2002.
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come back when you knocked out a horse or a camel pussy
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this sounds crazy but no shit...
was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....
.. then told him "stop it >:("... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me :-\...
long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on ;D
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>:(
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I once knocked out a t-rex...
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I once knocked out a t-rex...
In Coach's world yes.
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come back when you knocked out a horse or a camel pussy
that was awesome
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a dog......oh lord!!!!!!!!!!
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no, it was the founder of one of the karate schools. he could kill a bull with one punch, he actually toured the world fighting anyone who dared. he beat everyone. even george foreman refused to fight him.
apparently he used to practice his punches by punching trees, then rocks. :-\
his name escapes me.
Fat is right on this one. Bruce Lee only had one teacher, Yip Man, who was a skinny old man and wouldn't have a prayer with a bull. Neither would Bruce Lee, my boyhood hero. The person Fat is referring to was a real bull, Masutatsu (Mas) Oyama, the founder of Kyokushinkai Karate. He grew up during the era when Japan was a brutal, militaristic and imperialist society. The current generation have no idea how fierce the Japanese people were until we bombed them into oblivion and remade them into an almost pacifist culture. We wrote their constitution and forbade them from having a military at the time.
Mas, like the warriors of that time, still lived by the Samurai code and were hardcore to the extreme. The things they would willing put themselves through would break the will of the average Westerner just by watching.
He did indeed kill bulls with his bare hands and of the 50 or so that he battled 3 of them were killed with a single strike. But it's not like he just jumped into the arena and started to throw hands with a bull. He made them chase him around until they were practically limp from exhaustion. Then he went in for the kill.
Contrary to popular belief, Mas was Korean and was born in Korea during the Japanese occupation. But he did live most of his life in Japan and tried to pass himself off as a Japanese.
Not many of these guys are around anymore.
(http://kmslu.educanet2.ch/ictk107/karate/img/masutatsu_oyama.jpg)
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come back when you knocked out a horse or a camel pussy
Good stuff max... that was awesome.
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i don't think newmom deserved that :-\
;D ;D ;D