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Title: breaking news from cdc
Post by: pro nitrousADRL on May 17, 2010, 01:37:47 PM
UPDATE FROM CDC

               Very important information has just been made public that I think is
                something you should all be aware of:  Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for
                Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old
                disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.

                It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im." The disease is contracted through
                dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
                Many victims contracted it in 2008 ..... but now most people after having been
                infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this sickness
                is.

                It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming
                on the market called Vo-tem-out !  You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the
                second dosage in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again,
                otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we
                know it.  Several states are already on top of this such as Virginia, New Jersey,
                and now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall
Title: Re: breaking news from cdc
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 17, 2010, 01:50:06 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Title: Re: breaking news from cdc
Post by: Skip8282 on May 17, 2010, 03:17:18 PM
 :D