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my mom got my dad a new motorcycle for his birthday........she drove me to the dealership, and i was driving it home and got pulled over...
now this bike doesn't have a speedometer on it, so i think i must have been speeding.......its one of my dept. cars that pull me over.....he walks up, and i have never seen this guy before...
he immediately starts screaming as loud as he can about how he is "going to take me to jail, and laugh at my kids at my funeral when i wreck, and am not wearing a helmet"...i start to laugh, cause i figure he knows me.....his training officer pulls up, and he looks at his trainer and says, "i am arresting this son of a bitch"....turns out this fucktard was serious......almost as serious as i was when myself, and his Lt. sent him home until further notice...
and LEO's wonder why we are hated so much....and it turned out i was actually going 3MPH UNDER the speed limit...
bench
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LOL you should have given him a reason to yell.
;D
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LOL you should have given him a reason to yell.
;D
i gave him a reason to fucking cry once i got off the bike, took his badge off, and took his patrol car away from him ;D
bench
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LOL you should have given him a reason to yell.
;D
that was also the first time i got to ride a chopper for more than a couple of miles.....i liked it, but dont know if i would ride it enough to justify buying one...
bench
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that was also the first time i got to ride a chopper for more than a couple of miles.....i liked it, but dont know if i would ride it enough to justify buying one...
bench
Just impound the one you rode this morning.
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Just impound the one you rode this morning.
its still in my garage....my dad doesnt get it until he comes over in about 30 minutes...i told my mom for the price she paid for it i could have built him a few of them ;D
bench
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Dude may not have the right personality for law enforcement.
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Dude may not have the right personality for law enforcement.
i think thats a given ;D
bench
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i gave him a reason to fucking cry once i got off the bike, took his badge off, and took his patrol car away from him ;D
bench
lol...awesome bench. So why did he pull you over? You got a helmet law?
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Dude may not have the right personality for law enforcement.
Think he should have just pulled bench off the bike and laid a few shots into him while screaming "quit resisting" over and over? :D
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Think he should have just pulled bench off the bike and laid a few shots into him while screaming "quit resisting" over and over? :D
bro, i would have killed him....he wouldn't have had a chance in hell against me even if he has a gun...
and he pulled me over for speeding was his official excuse...even though i was going three under according to what he locked on the radar...
bench
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hehe, poor bastard. Can I have his job?
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hehe, poor bastard. Can I have his job?
maybe, get a TCLEOSE and will talk...
bench
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Hey bench, got a question you may be able to answer. Do you guys have someone on staff that does computer forensics or do they send it out to a 3rd party company?
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bro, i would have killed him....he wouldn't have had a chance in hell against me even if he has a gun...
and he pulled me over for speeding was his official excuse...even though i was going three under according to what he locked on the radar...
bench
Jealousy runs deep in the boys in blue.
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maybe, get a TCLEOSE and will talk...
bench
I was thinking about getting POST cert here, does that transfer over to Texas?
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Hey bench, got a question you may be able to answer. Do you guys have someone on staff that does computer forensics or do they send it out to a 3rd party company?
it all depends on the department....we have a large crime scene unit and mine that can do almost anything...
but for the big stuff, maybe even computer forensics are sent to the Texas DPS crime, and forensics lab in Houston...if they don't deal with it, they might send it to a independent....i have never had any of my evidence go outside of law enforcement labs...but they still might do it, I'll ask on Monday if i decide to go to work...
bench
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I was thinking about getting POST cert here, does that transfer over to Texas?
doubt it....
bench
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crap. how long is the academy there
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Jealousy runs deep in the boys in blue.
jealousy?...please, your just mad cause im white :D
bench
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crap. how long is the academy there
as of now i don't know. they are doing a lot of changes to the way of getting a tcleose, so when the academy's start back up they might have all new guidelines...
bench
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jealousy?...please, your just mad cause im white :D
bench
I've posted my pic to prove I'm white..........you could be a self hating negroid for all we know.
:)
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ahh ok. i'm hoping to get word from my DEA application.
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I've posted my pic to prove I'm white..........you could be a self hating negroid for all we know.
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nah, i am getting married to a 98lbs white girl, and i hate blondes......i could never be black ;D
bench
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nah, i am getting married, and i hate blondes......i could never be black ;D
bench
I saw your defense of the mexicans.......el benchmstro. :o
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I've posted my pic to prove I'm white..........you could be a self hating negroid for all we know.
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Wouldn't be the first time someone pulled a Showstoppa here, Chaos.
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I saw your defense of the mexicans.......el benchmstro. :o
i changed my post above slightly to really illustrate how i am not black ;D
but yeah. i like the Mexicans....hell i ate Mexican food 3 times today...before i got engaged i had started fucking south American women exclusively....but basically i refuse to live without Mexican food....plus we kinda stole this state from them and they left too much culture behind..culture that i am too used to by now.....except drinking Budweiser, and bud light.....which is also part of Mexican culture ;D
bench
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Wouldn't be the first time someone pulled a Showstoppa here, Chaos.
No kidding, I mean how ashamed is Showstoppa of being black that he's consistantly denied it, even posting pics of some white guy claiming them to be him?
And bench, mexican chicks get fat after 21, and they get pregnant just looking at white dick.
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No kidding, I mean how ashamed is Showstoppa of being black that he's consistantly denied it, even posting pics of some white guy claiming them to be him?
And bench, mexican chicks get fat after 21, and they get pregnant just looking at white dick.
We all know damn well he was pulled over for being black. :)
Cop just wanted to make sure the bike wasn't stolen, LOL!
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No kidding, I mean how ashamed is Showstoppa of being black that he's consistantly denied it, even posting pics of some white guy claiming them to be him?
And bench, mexican chicks get fat after 21, and they get pregnant just looking at white dick.
well, i am engaged to a 98lbs 4'11" white girl now......her mom is only 107lbs-112lbs.....at 5'1"....so i dont think i have to worry about her getting huge...
bench
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We all know damn well he was pulled over for being black. :)
Cop just wanted to make sure the bike wasn't stolen, LOL!
nah, we only do that when it has rims....
bench
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nah, we only do that when it has rims....
bench
(http://www.rat-patrol.org/Choppers/NoelSpinner.jpg)
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(http://www.rat-patrol.org/Choppers/NoelSpinner.jpg)
yeah, that a traffic stop right there ;D
bench
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nah, we only do that when it has rims....
bench
Negro please!!
How many times have brothers been told "you were speeding", "a light was out", "registration looks old", etc... when being pulled over? You should be used to hearing that shit by now!!
My personal favorite is still; "You were driving a little slow and looked lost. Can we help you with directions?!". :) I think that's the one people end up in the shit over, LOL!
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Negro please!!
How many times have brothers been told "you were speeding", "a light was out", "registration looks old", etc... when being pulled over? You should be used to hearing that shit by now!!
My personal favorite is still; "You were driving a little slow and looked lost. Can we help you with directions?!". :) I think that's the one people end up in the shit over, LOL!
i can honestly say i havent done any of those things...it was always to easy for me to find real violations to pull someone over for.....
....but i have seen a lot of the shit you described at my last department....a lot of those guys have since been stripped of the peace officers license...
bench
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i can honestly say i havent done any of those things...it was always to easy for me to find real violations to pull someone over for.....
....but i have seen a lot of the shit you described at my last department....a lot of those guys have since been stripped of the peace officers license...
bench
Cops who know their shit can violate cars right off a dealership, LOL!
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Cops who know their shit can violate cars right off a dealership, LOL!
that i could.....i was badass when i was strictly traffic for a few months......everyone understandably hated me ;D
bench
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that i could.....i was badass when i was strictly traffic for a few months......everyone understandably hated me ;D
bench
No one likes black cops.
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No one likes black cops.
epic...i shall inform my girl she will be sleeping with a white black man from now on ;D
bench
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he pulled over for stealing gummy bears..
Great story bench
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Supertroopers was a good movie.
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hahaha, had no idea I would be popping up in this thread.....doc and chaos......don't hate....appreciate. ;D
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epic...i shall inform my girl she will be sleeping with a white black man from now on ;D
bench
Generally, no one likes knowing a black man has the power to fuck up their day. :)
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my mom got my dad a new motorcycle for his birthday........she drove me to the dealership, and i was driving it home and got pulled over...
now this bike doesn't have a speedometer on it, so i think i must have been speeding.......its one of my dept. cars that pull me over.....he walks up, and i have never seen this guy before...
he immediately starts screaming as loud as he can about how he is "going to take me to jail, and laugh at my kids at my funeral when i wreck, and am not wearing a helmet"...i start to laugh, cause i figure he knows me.....his training officer pulls up, and he looks at his trainer and says, "i am arresting this son of a bitch"....turns out this fucktard was serious......almost as serious as i was when myself, and his Lt. sent him home until further notice...
and LEO's wonder why we are hated so much....and it turned out i was actually going 3MPH UNDER the speed limit...
bench
I call bullshit. you gotta be wayy too fucked up to be serious and start saying shit like this to someone you are arresting, especially during your training ?!?!
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I call bullshit. you gotta be wayy too fucked up to be serious and start saying shit like this to someone you are arresting, especially during your training ?!?!
Who are you and why don't you have a pic posted ???
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Who are you and why don't you have a pic posted ???
Barney Fife is on top of things....gotta nip it in the bud. ;D
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Barney Fife is on top of things....gotta nip it in the bud. ;D
Naw,Fife is for you rednecks.....more of a Detective Sipowicz :D
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Naw,Fife is for you rednecks.....more of a Detective Sipowicz :D
Never heard of him....must be a yankee.... ;D
It's what is with this "you rednecks?" Who are you kiddin'....
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Never heard of him....must be a yankee.... ;D
It's what is with this "you rednecks?" Who are you kiddin'....
He was on the tv show NYPD Blue.
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He was on the tv show NYPD Blue.
We don't get that down here. ;D
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We don't get that down here. ;D
Just ''The Dukes of Hazzard" over and over again ;D
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go get em Fluffster
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Just ''The Dukes of Hazzard" over and over again ;D
We can get the Andy Griffith show as well.
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We can get the Andy Griffith show as well.
Iwas gonna post that as well ;D
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Who are you and why don't you have a pic posted ???
i did posted some pics before
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i did posted some pics before
Cool then 8)
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We can get the Andy Griffith show as well.
And none of those lame ones in color either. >:(
Also, I enjoy some old Burt Reynolds movies....Gator, Smokey and the Bandit, etc.... and we saw what those yankee boys got when the ventured down the river in deliverance.....newmom best watch out.
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And none of those lame ones in color either. >:(
Also, I enjoy some old Burt Reynolds movies....Gator, Smokey and the Bandit, etc.... and we saw what those yankee boys got when the ventured down the river in deliverance.....newmom best watch out.
Ha I forgot Deliverence ;D