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Title: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 06:10:10 PM
my mom got my dad a new motorcycle for his birthday........she drove me to the dealership, and i was driving it home and got pulled over...

now this bike doesn't have a speedometer on it, so i think i must have been speeding.......its one of my dept. cars that pull me over.....he walks up, and i have never seen this guy before...

he immediately starts screaming as loud as he can about how he is "going to take me to jail, and laugh at my kids at my funeral when i wreck, and am not wearing a helmet"...i start to laugh, cause i figure he knows me.....his training officer pulls up, and he looks at his trainer and says, "i am arresting this son of a bitch"....turns out this fucktard was serious......almost as serious as i was when myself, and his Lt. sent him home until further notice...

and LEO's wonder why we are hated so much....and it turned out i was actually going 3MPH UNDER the speed limit...

bench

Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: chaos on May 21, 2010, 06:21:23 PM
LOL you should have given him a reason to yell.

 ;D
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 06:38:10 PM
LOL you should have given him a reason to yell.

 ;D
i gave him a reason to fucking cry once i got off the bike, took his badge off, and took his patrol car away from him ;D

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 06:40:02 PM
LOL you should have given him a reason to yell.

 ;D
that was also the first time i got to ride a chopper for more than a couple of miles.....i liked it, but dont know if i would ride it enough to justify buying one...

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: chaos on May 21, 2010, 06:47:41 PM
that was also the first time i got to ride a chopper for more than a couple of miles.....i liked it, but dont know if i would ride it enough to justify buying one...

bench
Just impound the one you rode this morning.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 06:49:47 PM
Just impound the one you rode this morning.
its still in my garage....my dad doesnt get it until he comes over in about 30 minutes...i told my mom for the price she paid for it i could have built him a few of them ;D

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 07:00:06 PM
Dude may not have the right personality for law enforcement.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:02:15 PM
Dude may not have the right personality for law enforcement.
i think thats a given ;D

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: outby43 on May 21, 2010, 07:15:08 PM
i gave him a reason to fucking cry once i got off the bike, took his badge off, and took his patrol car away from him ;D

bench

lol...awesome bench.  So why did he pull you over?  You got a helmet law? 
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: chaos on May 21, 2010, 07:15:33 PM
Dude may not have the right personality for law enforcement.
Think he should have just pulled bench off the bike and laid a few shots into him while screaming "quit resisting" over and over? :D
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:18:59 PM
Think he should have just pulled bench off the bike and laid a few shots into him while screaming "quit resisting" over and over? :D
bro, i would have killed him....he wouldn't have had a chance in hell against me even if he has a gun...

and he pulled me over for speeding was his official excuse...even though i was going three under according to what he locked on the radar...

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: Migs on May 21, 2010, 07:20:51 PM
hehe, poor bastard.  Can I have his job?
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:23:23 PM
hehe, poor bastard.  Can I have his job?
maybe, get a TCLEOSE and will talk...

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: outby43 on May 21, 2010, 07:25:08 PM
Hey bench,  got a question you may be able to answer.  Do you guys have someone on staff that does computer forensics or do they send it out to a 3rd party company?
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: chaos on May 21, 2010, 07:27:40 PM
bro, i would have killed him....he wouldn't have had a chance in hell against me even if he has a gun...

and he pulled me over for speeding was his official excuse...even though i was going three under according to what he locked on the radar...

bench
Jealousy runs deep in the boys in blue.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: Migs on May 21, 2010, 07:28:07 PM
maybe, get a TCLEOSE and will talk...

bench


I was thinking about getting POST cert here, does that transfer over to Texas?
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:32:31 PM
Hey bench,  got a question you may be able to answer.  Do you guys have someone on staff that does computer forensics or do they send it out to a 3rd party company?
it all depends on the department....we have a large crime scene unit and mine that can do almost anything...


but for the big stuff, maybe even computer forensics are sent to the Texas DPS crime, and forensics lab in Houston...if they don't deal with it, they might send it to a independent....i have never had any of my evidence go outside of law enforcement labs...but they still might do it, I'll ask on Monday if i decide to go to work...

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:33:04 PM

I was thinking about getting POST cert here, does that transfer over to Texas?
doubt it....

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: Migs on May 21, 2010, 07:34:27 PM
crap.  how long is the academy there
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:34:55 PM
Jealousy runs deep in the boys in blue.
jealousy?...please, your just mad cause im white :D

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:36:43 PM
crap.  how long is the academy there
as of now i don't know. they are doing a lot of changes to the way of getting a tcleose, so when the academy's start back up they might have all new guidelines...

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: chaos on May 21, 2010, 07:42:37 PM
jealousy?...please, your just mad cause im white :D

bench
I've posted my pic to prove I'm white..........you could be a self hating negroid for all we know.
 :)
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: Migs on May 21, 2010, 07:42:59 PM
ahh ok.  i'm hoping to get word from my DEA application.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:43:36 PM
I've posted my pic to prove I'm white..........you could be a self hating negroid for all we know.
 :)
nah, i am getting married to a 98lbs white girl, and i hate blondes......i could never be black ;D

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: chaos on May 21, 2010, 07:46:18 PM
nah, i am getting married, and i hate blondes......i could never be black ;D

bench
I saw your defense of the mexicans.......el benchmstro. :o
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 07:50:21 PM
I've posted my pic to prove I'm white..........you could be a self hating negroid for all we know.
 :)

Wouldn't be the first time someone pulled a Showstoppa here, Chaos.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:51:08 PM
I saw your defense of the mexicans.......el benchmstro. :o
i changed my post above slightly to really illustrate how i am not black ;D

but yeah. i like the Mexicans....hell i ate Mexican food 3 times today...before i got engaged i had started fucking south American women exclusively....but basically i refuse to live without Mexican food....plus we kinda stole this state from them and they left too much culture behind..culture that i am too used to by now.....except drinking Budweiser, and bud light.....which is also part of Mexican culture ;D

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: chaos on May 21, 2010, 07:54:20 PM
Wouldn't be the first time someone pulled a Showstoppa here, Chaos.
No kidding, I mean how ashamed is Showstoppa of being black that he's consistantly denied it, even posting pics of some white guy claiming them to be him?

And bench, mexican chicks get fat after 21, and they get pregnant just looking at white dick.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 07:57:08 PM
No kidding, I mean how ashamed is Showstoppa of being black that he's consistantly denied it, even posting pics of some white guy claiming them to be him?

And bench, mexican chicks get fat after 21, and they get pregnant just looking at white dick.

We all know damn well he was pulled over for being black. :)

Cop just wanted to make sure the bike wasn't stolen, LOL!
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:57:36 PM
No kidding, I mean how ashamed is Showstoppa of being black that he's consistantly denied it, even posting pics of some white guy claiming them to be him?

And bench, mexican chicks get fat after 21, and they get pregnant just looking at white dick.
well, i am engaged to a 98lbs 4'11" white girl now......her mom is only 107lbs-112lbs.....at 5'1"....so i dont think i have to worry about her getting huge...

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 07:58:12 PM
We all know damn well he was pulled over for being black. :)

Cop just wanted to make sure the bike wasn't stolen, LOL!
nah, we only do that when it has rims....

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: chaos on May 21, 2010, 08:04:45 PM
nah, we only do that when it has rims....

bench
(http://www.rat-patrol.org/Choppers/NoelSpinner.jpg)
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 08:06:48 PM
(http://www.rat-patrol.org/Choppers/NoelSpinner.jpg)
yeah, that a traffic stop right there ;D

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 08:07:00 PM
nah, we only do that when it has rims....

bench

Negro please!!

How many times have brothers been told "you were speeding", "a light was out", "registration looks old", etc... when being pulled over? You should be used to hearing that shit by now!!

My personal favorite is still; "You were driving a little slow and looked lost. Can we help you with directions?!". :) I think that's the one people end up in the shit over, LOL!
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 08:10:51 PM
Negro please!!

How many times have brothers been told "you were speeding", "a light was out", "registration looks old", etc... when being pulled over? You should be used to hearing that shit by now!!

My personal favorite is still; "You were driving a little slow and looked lost. Can we help you with directions?!". :) I think that's the one people end up in the shit over, LOL!
i can honestly say i havent done any of those things...it was always to easy for me to find real violations to pull someone over for.....


....but i have seen a lot of the shit you described at my last department....a lot of those guys have since been stripped of the peace officers license...

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 08:14:20 PM
i can honestly say i havent done any of those things...it was always to easy for me to find real violations to pull someone over for.....


....but i have seen a lot of the shit you described at my last department....a lot of those guys have since been stripped of the peace officers license...

bench

Cops who know their shit can violate cars right off a dealership, LOL!
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 08:17:40 PM
Cops who know their shit can violate cars right off a dealership, LOL!
that i could.....i was badass when i was strictly traffic for a few months......everyone understandably hated me ;D

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: drkaje on May 21, 2010, 08:19:39 PM
that i could.....i was badass when i was strictly traffic for a few months......everyone understandably hated me ;D

bench

No one likes black cops.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 08:21:42 PM
No one likes black cops.
epic...i shall inform my girl she will be sleeping with a white black man from now on ;D

bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: newmom on May 21, 2010, 11:36:01 PM
he pulled over for stealing gummy bears..

Great story bench
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 22, 2010, 01:19:05 AM
Supertroopers was a good movie.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2010, 02:13:01 PM
hahaha, had no idea I would be popping up in this thread.....doc and chaos......don't hate....appreciate.   ;D
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: drkaje on May 22, 2010, 02:19:29 PM
epic...i shall inform my girl she will be sleeping with a white black man from now on ;D

bench

Generally, no one likes knowing a black man has the power to fuck up their day. :)
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: lesaucer on May 26, 2010, 10:58:17 PM
my mom got my dad a new motorcycle for his birthday........she drove me to the dealership, and i was driving it home and got pulled over...

now this bike doesn't have a speedometer on it, so i think i must have been speeding.......its one of my dept. cars that pull me over.....he walks up, and i have never seen this guy before...

he immediately starts screaming as loud as he can about how he is "going to take me to jail, and laugh at my kids at my funeral when i wreck, and am not wearing a helmet"...i start to laugh, cause i figure he knows me.....his training officer pulls up, and he looks at his trainer and says, "i am arresting this son of a bitch"....turns out this fucktard was serious......almost as serious as i was when myself, and his Lt. sent him home until further notice...

and LEO's wonder why we are hated so much....and it turned out i was actually going 3MPH UNDER the speed limit...

bench



I call bullshit. you gotta be wayy too fucked up to be serious and start saying shit like this to someone you are arresting, especially during your training ?!?!
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: CalvinH on May 27, 2010, 05:55:32 AM
I call bullshit. you gotta be wayy too fucked up to be serious and start saying shit like this to someone you are arresting, especially during your training ?!?!




Who are you and why don't you have a pic posted ???
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 27, 2010, 05:57:09 AM



Who are you and why don't you have a pic posted ???

Barney Fife is on top of things....gotta nip it in the bud.  ;D
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: CalvinH on May 27, 2010, 06:08:34 AM
Barney Fife is on top of things....gotta nip it in the bud.  ;D


Naw,Fife is for you rednecks.....more of a Detective Sipowicz :D
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 27, 2010, 07:10:45 AM

Naw,Fife is for you rednecks.....more of a Detective Sipowicz :D

Never heard of him....must be a yankee....  ;D

It's what is with this "you rednecks?"  Who are you kiddin'....
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: CalvinH on May 27, 2010, 07:16:56 AM
Never heard of him....must be a yankee....  ;D

It's what is with this "you rednecks?"  Who are you kiddin'....




He was on the tv show NYPD Blue.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 27, 2010, 07:21:39 AM



He was on the tv show NYPD Blue.

We don't get that down here.  ;D
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: CalvinH on May 27, 2010, 07:26:52 AM
We don't get that down here.  ;D



Just ''The Dukes of Hazzard" over and over again ;D
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: newmom on May 27, 2010, 07:46:32 AM
go get em Fluffster
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2010, 08:30:28 AM


Just ''The Dukes of Hazzard" over and over again ;D
We can get the Andy Griffith show as well.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: CalvinH on May 27, 2010, 08:36:19 AM
We can get the Andy Griffith show as well.


Iwas gonna post that as well ;D
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: lesaucer on May 27, 2010, 08:36:41 AM



Who are you and why don't you have a pic posted ???

i did posted some pics before
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: CalvinH on May 27, 2010, 08:38:32 AM
i did posted some pics before



Cool then 8)
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 27, 2010, 08:56:35 AM
We can get the Andy Griffith show as well.

And none of those lame ones in color either.  >:(


Also, I enjoy some old Burt Reynolds movies....Gator, Smokey and the Bandit, etc....  and we saw what those yankee boys got when the ventured down the river in deliverance.....newmom best watch out.
Title: Re: i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2010, 08:57:33 AM
And none of those lame ones in color either.  >:(


Also, I enjoy some old Burt Reynolds movies....Gator, Smokey and the Bandit, etc....  and we saw what those yankee boys got when the ventured down the river in deliverance.....newmom best watch out.
Ha I forgot Deliverence ;D