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Title: who wear short shorts?
Post by: HTexan on May 25, 2010, 12:01:42 PM
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Today i went to Target at lunch time to buy a BDay card. There was a built guy walking out wearing short spandex "Shorts" the size of running shorts. They were seriously the size on the shorts on the girl in the picture. Why do built guys do this? It only hurts the way people look at bbers.

(http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/s/spandex_shorts-19711.jpg)
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: dov on May 25, 2010, 12:07:30 PM
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Today i went to Target at lunch time to buy a BDay card. There was a built guy walking out wearing short spandex "Shorts" the size of running shorts. They were seriously the size on the shorts on the girl in the picture. Why do built guys do this? It only hurts the way people look at bbers.

Ha! dat b bewry funni!
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: HTexan on May 25, 2010, 12:10:26 PM
Ha! dat b bewry funni!
hunting wabbits?
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: dov on May 25, 2010, 12:13:27 PM
If it were'nt for those damn ridiculous looking shorts, then BB would be sooooo godamn respected! Wabbit!
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: johnnynoname on May 25, 2010, 12:14:40 PM
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Today i went to Target at lunch time to buy a BDay card. There was a built guy walking out wearing short spandex "Shorts" the size of running shorts. They were seriously the size on the shorts on the girl in the picture. Why do built guys do this? It only hurts the way people look at bbers.

(http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/s/spandex_shorts-19711.jpg)

that shit is straight up gay

people should be subtle in terms of their clothing

like me...when i'm out- no one can tell that i'm built like a bitc.....like bruce lee with a 7 inch cock....not for nothing but i'm pretty fucking awesome
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: HTexan on May 25, 2010, 12:20:39 PM
If it were'nt for those damn ridiculous looking shorts, then BB would be sooooo godamn respected! Wabbit!

youre hunting me? :-\ That's very gay of you. :-\
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: devilsmile on May 25, 2010, 12:21:23 PM
FUCK no to spandex!

I understand shorter beach shorts if ur  on the beach, i actually laugh at people who are on the beach and can't take their clothes off when there's no wind and it's over 100 degrees, but skin tight short shorts are not for men...
 not even if u have a HUUUUUGe slong... it looks stupid...

but it's all about who wears them, but short spandex pants for men in a casual basis, FUCK no  :-\

Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: HTexan on May 25, 2010, 12:23:09 PM
FUCK no to spandex!

I understand shorter beach shorts if ur  on the beach, i actually laugh at people who are on the beach and can't take their clothes off when there's no wind and it's over 100 degrees, but skin tight short shorts are not for men...
 not even if u have a HUUUUUGe slong... it looks stupid...

but it's all about who wears them, but short spandex pants for men in a casual basis, FUCK no  :-\


truth, dude was built tho.
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: devilsmile on May 25, 2010, 12:38:39 PM
truth, dude was built tho.

yeah man, like i said, it's all about who wears them... you know the saying; "I wish I could wear those".

just clearing everything up that, in a very rare cases short spandex don't look gay... some guys makes women cream themselves wearing them for sure but it's not a casual thing, naw mean
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: dj181 on May 25, 2010, 12:39:01 PM
Did he have a nice ass? And don't tell me that you didn't notice :)
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: HTexan on May 25, 2010, 12:51:51 PM
Did he have a nice ass? And don't tell me that you didn't notice :)
I didn't look at his ass or junk man. But dude did have massive legs and GH gut. He didn't buy anything from target, and i don't see how he could, no pockets. ???

Short Spandex shorts in public are just wrong, dont matter if you ronnie.
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2010, 01:05:03 PM
Did he have a sweaty ass crack?  :( >:(
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: HTexan on May 25, 2010, 01:07:04 PM
Did he have a sweaty ass crack?  :( >:(
does that turn you on? :-\
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: pellius on May 25, 2010, 01:07:26 PM
As far as casual wear, a man should not wear shorts that expose more than the knee. Maybe you can go up to an inch higher but anything more looks gay. Admittedly, I did wear those short spandex type when competing in no gi grappling tournaments but that was before they made decent grappling board shorts. The advantage of wearing spandex shorts like Anderson Silva and GSP wears is that your opponent can't grab it and it doesn't get in the way. It gives more freedom of movement. Some of the early board shorts versions would even bind at the knee when you lunged forward for a shot.
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: dj181 on May 25, 2010, 01:08:51 PM
I'm just messing with ya man ;) GH gut huh? Not good.
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: CalvinH on May 25, 2010, 01:14:28 PM
kiwol wears them and takes pics :-X
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2010, 01:21:27 PM
does that turn you on? :-\

It depends. Your sweaty ass crack, yes, totally hot. Anyone else's, no, totally gross!  >:( >:(
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: HTexan on May 25, 2010, 01:33:56 PM
It depends. Your sweaty ass crack, yes, totally hot. Anyone else's, no, totally gross!  >:( >:(
thanks man, im not into guys tho.
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: SF1900 on May 25, 2010, 01:37:16 PM
thanks man, im not into guys tho.

Dammit. Me either.

Maybe you can post a pic for Bay.  :P :-X
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: HTexan on May 25, 2010, 02:14:30 PM
Dammit. Me either.

Maybe you can post a pic for Bay.  :P :-X
nah, he likes short guys.
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: kiwiol on May 25, 2010, 03:10:52 PM
kiwol wears them and takes pics :-X

Epic alcohol-induced mantasy
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: BIG ACH on May 25, 2010, 03:50:26 PM

Some of my boxers are short shorts like the one picture (some shorter lol), but again those are BOXERS I don't wear them on the outside!


I also have two bathing suits that are short shorts, they're for when I'm lean, and I haven't been lean in sometime lol so haven't worn them!  ;D



My wife hates them all hahahah
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: WillGrant on May 25, 2010, 04:45:41 PM
Bigdumbbell has been known to parade the San Fran streets with small boy shorts on
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: brooklynbruiser on May 25, 2010, 05:06:57 PM
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Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on May 25, 2010, 05:37:36 PM
simple is sexy and less is more
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: CalvinH on May 25, 2010, 06:42:49 PM
Epic alcohol-induced mantasy


You know magoo has the pic saved...
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: kiwiol on May 25, 2010, 06:49:18 PM

You know magoo has the pic saved...

Hopefully, not in a folder named 'Close encounters of the bear kind' :-X
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: alnassak on May 26, 2010, 03:36:15 AM
simple is sexy and less is more

Wise Post  :P
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: hipolito mejia on May 29, 2010, 10:16:59 AM
Nasser.

Next question.
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 29, 2010, 10:26:51 AM
I wear New Balance running shorts at work in the summer because they're cool (thermally) and functional.  They're a far cry from spandex scrot squeezers tho.
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 29, 2010, 11:28:31 AM
Hopefully, not in a folder named 'Close encounters of the bear kind' :-X

Hi disturbia.
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: noworries on May 29, 2010, 12:18:08 PM
here is some guys sporting some Hawaiian style shorts and then a nicer photo of short shorts (and no it's not me)
Title: Re: who wear short shorts?
Post by: HTexan on May 29, 2010, 10:37:46 PM
here is some guys sporting some Hawaiian style shorts and then a nicer photo of short shorts (and no it's not me)
Board shorts are not short.