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I was 14 the girl was 17 and had a car we went and parked in the woods done deal.
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Haha lil pimp, lets hear more of the story man ;D
Well a bear tried to get in the car and mosquitoes were biting me on the ass I had to cut it short.
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She was disappointed, but I had to save my energy for leg day
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14 years old.
I smoked weed all day with this cute black chick and some other friends.
Her and I liked each other and kissed a few times before that but were just friends.
At the end of the day, high as hell, I fucked her in the back of a pickup truck in her front yard.
Some neighbors saw us and a few days later they mentioned it to her. Then every time they saw me they would yell "wassup playa".
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Got a date Saturday. Fingers crossed!
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You guys know I always tell the truth even if it hurts:
I lost popped my cherries with 18.
Story:
I was just being drafted into the army, after the first month (which are pretty much hell on earth even in the German Army) we got our first leave.
I was serving large base in the black forest - which had a small town beside it.
The first day we went out into town was because there was a very large festival (big beer festival type of thing).
I noticed most of the time that I was there that there was an extremely attractive blond girl very cute face and incredible figure - I'll be honest I knew I was pretty
good looking but I had seriously problems approaching woman at that time - so I did what everybody would have done with 18 was just to hang around and look good.
At the end of the night she walks over and give me a paper with her phone number ::)
So needles to say I called her next day and I go over to her place.
Couple of things happened when we fucked first I was like - holy fuck I'm actually getting laid ::) second thing she was the most fucked up fuck I ever had, banged her any way possible came in her mouth because she asked me to Quote: If you fill a glas I drink it - swear to god.
At one point I hear a noise outside and says - Don't worry that's my father he sometimes listens whats going on :o :o
Cannot say that it was the best fuck I had (still say that was and still is my wife because it comes with love and we have the most fun) but its probably the most memorable.
Rip away
Oh btw: a couple of years later I go to an army excersise since I am still in the reserve, and we all sit around the fire in the woods, and some guy says, oh man I nearly got married and engaged with that girl Martina, and it dawned on me we were talking about the same time when he described her car which was a old VW beatle.
Other things that I remember - she had a small kitten which died and she was real heartless and said meeh I get another one (kinda struck me as odd at the time)
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On a squeaky bunkbed. I lasted 30 seconds.
She was more disappointed than Chris Cormier on Arnold Weekend.
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It was with 3 asian prostitutes when I was 16. My best friend was a coke dealer and we went to hook up some hoes, I ended up with three bitches at once. Nice!
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On a squeaky bunkbed. I lasted 30 seconds.
She was more disappointed than Chris Cormier on Arnold Weekend.
Lol I did much better than that but only because I was furiously training for 18 years by cracking me one off and each time going to the limit and back and forth
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;D ;D ROFL @ ShipSekki, Stark n 240. mon_of_steele, hmm for some reason I don't believe you? :D
BTW: Got any pictures of what they look like now guys?
Come on its true otherwise I would have said got laid with 14.
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Nothing special. Started to date this chick, and the rest is history. I thought the first time I had sex I would last like 30 seconds. Ya know, it being a new feeling and all. Shit, the first time, I think I lasted well over 2 hours. To this day, I don't know how or why. Been trying to duplicate that day ever since ha lol.
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That comment was not to you, read it again (specifically said mon_of_steele). ;)
alright sorry :)
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I was 13 and she was my classmate .... she blew me then I popped her cherry ...
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I was 13 and she was my classmate .... she blew me then I popped her cherry ...
Was she a human being or a reptillian?
How are your reptillian friends doing? You been chilling with them lately?
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actually... I rather not talk about it... this is getbig... god knows what would happend if I tell ya.. :D
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Was she a human being or a reptillian?
How are your reptillian friends doing? You been chilling with them lately?
both you and devi prolly lost your cherry to your bear uncle hahahaha
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My asshole hurt for a week after I lost my virginity
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It was with my gf's best friend. ;D
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I can't remember...I think I have a good idea of when and how, but I don't know if it was really losing my virginity or not..... :-\
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My asshole hurt for a week after I lost my virginity
;D
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nothing special i was 16 we dated a couple of times then on one day i fucked her at home
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Newmom: Lets hear it babe ;D
Sorry Newmom is not the same poster I used to be so my story is this :-X
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Sorry Newmom is not the same poster I used to be so my story is this :-X
how was your first one? :-*
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She was disappointed, but I had to save my energy for leg day
funniest shit of the week right there
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I owe it to getting drunk, something I regretfully can't do anymore. (this is 6 years ago now that i'm 23 as of yesterday )
Basically took a girl home from my friends place, hit it, returned, and did it again the next night. lol. The worst thing I remember is waking up and wishing she would just be fucking gonnnnnnnnnnne. Too bad there was no keyboard cat to play that bitch off. hahahaha. Such happy days. :'(
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Ok I though this could be a funny thread ;D ;D, here it goes:
I was 15 years old and my girlfriend was home alone, I remember it well because her all the kids were scared of her mother, I never met her myself but apparently she was a jehovas witness or some shit like that. So because of my paranoia for her mother coming home the sex was pretty lame - put it in - in and out maybe for a few minutes, was so paranoid of her mother coming home I didn't even bust a nut, left her there halfnaked after 5 minutes. Even though the sex was lame I of course told all my friends all proud n shit ;D 8) We were a couple twice actually, she dumped me on VALENTINES DAY! ROFL, but I got the last laugh n dumped her ass the last time ;D
Aaaah puppy love, isn't it cute. (Come on guys don't be shy, let us hear your story)
Oh and here's a picture of her (blocking out the eyes because some people stalk your facebook n shit[hint hint])
You should tell people how you lost your anal virginity, with a blond boy and a light saber, while Dart Vader was in voyeur mode...
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She was disappointed, but I had to save my energy for leg day
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Classic 240 right there!! ;D
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At my uncle's whorehouse...
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I had just turned 16 and had been "going steady" ::) with her for 4 months. I knew she was saving herself for the right guy (who wasn't me but I convinced her I was ;D). We were fooling around in her brother's house as usual and she told me she wanted me to be the 'one' and I told her I loved her and hit it for maybe 2 minutes tops. Pulled out and blew a load on her and she got all pissed. She went and bragged to her friends about it. Then I ended up banging 2 of her friends and she found out and broke it off with me.
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not gonan tell my age when i lost my virginity, hence, you wouldn't believe it... but she was an ugly fat ass.... should I tell u her age? 50 year old
listen man, i was very insecure loser at a time and was scared of women.. I thought you had to be a porn star to even think about having sex, i hated women so much for that... they had it so easy i thought, lol, I had to get SOMETHing lol :D...
long and behold I changed from that mental state...
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not gonan tell my age when i lost my virginity, hence, you wouldn't believe it... but she was an ugly fat ass.... should I tell u her age? 50 year old
listen man, i was very insecure loser at a time and was scared of women.. I thought you had to be a porn star to even think about having sex, i hated women so much for that... they had it so easy i thought, lol, I had to get SOMETHing lol :D...
long and behold I changed from that mental state...
I bet you had sex while chanting satanic rituals. :-X
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nah i've found luciferian ideology just last year and now have started to read about it... like i rly give a shit about any rituals or demons or angels lol :D
but my GOD that experience... lol :D
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I was very young, church related function, mexican girl.
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I was very young, church related function, mexican girl.
This one definitely needs expanding.
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not gonan tell my age when i lost my virginity, hence, you wouldn't believe it... but she was an ugly fat ass.... should I tell u her age? 50 year old
listen man, i was very insecure loser at a time and was scared of women.. I thought you had to be a porn star to even think about having sex, i hated women so much for that... they had it so easy i thought, lol, I had to get SOMETHing lol :D...
long and behold I changed from that mental state...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
holy fuck ! why are you doin this to yourself ??
hahahahahahahaha
fucking most brutal self owning ever
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right ::)
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does getting a handjob (from a naked girl) count? ???
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Oversease in germany our filipino or thai cleaning lady "Myra" REALLY liked me and brought my up to where the maids stay in building. She was actually smalller than me (which was very small at that time) but looked nice. I barely understood what she was saying and she barely understood me but after she was done...we were both happy!
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I was 17 she was 26 and married. Husband out of town working, she invited me over. From what i remember she was tight! Cant say that about a few others.
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16. Some girl I was talking to at school asked if I was seeing anyone, told her "no", asked if I wanted to bang, told her "yes", walked to meet her half way to my place and gave her 30 seconds of sweet sweet love. After that she smoked some weed out of an apple pipe, I walked her to the end of my drive way, gave her a hug and told her I think she should walk home.
I was quite the Romeo back in my days lol
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a good friend of mine lost his virginity with his step mother while his dad was on a bussines trip to brasil... hahaha i actually never told that to anyone, so since this is kinda anonymus, im telling it hahaha
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i lost it when i just turned 18
her name was beth
alcohol was involved
she passed out
she never called back
btw, newmom....i'd fuck you...seriously hit me up on the PM...i'll pop your cherry
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she was 17
i was 16
she was very experienced
i was not
my parents were out of town
and she came over one afternoon
and i nailed her for maybe 1 minute
before i erupted
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i lost it when i just turned 18
her name was beth
alcohol was involved
she passed out
she never called back
"Beth, I hear you callin'......but I can't come home right now......me and the boys are playin'..."
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What exactly does the inside of a vagina feel like?
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What exactly does the inside of a vagina feel like?
like warm apple pie.
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"Beth, I hear you callin'......but I can't come home right now......me and the boys are playin'..."
aww great song
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"Beth, I hear you callin'......but I can't come home right now......me and the boys are playin'..."
quoted cuz i never heard no n1gga quote KISS ever before
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What exactly does the inside of a vagina feel like?
Like the inside of your mouth...
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Like the inside of your mouth...
oh zinggggggggggggggggggggg ggggg
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I made here stand up and let me hit it from behind, so while i was behind her i could hit a double bi, and a lat spread, and over head arms abs and thigh, and finished her ass off with a most muscular ;D
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quoted cuz i never heard no n1gga quote KISS ever before
;D I make you look like Kunta Kinte...... :-\
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;D I make you look like Kunta Kinte...... :-\
dude, i'm like a honorary black
i'm so black that bill watts would have made me world champ . Then, he would call me the "N-word"...but that's okay cuz Ernie ladd was his booker and i'm his world champion
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Method101 never lost his virginity.
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Method101 never lost his virginity.
Method101 had the perfect opportunity...to go to Amsterdam, but he believes in a "perfect loss" of virginity...banging a girl is sooo non romantic...
Yeah, just ask the "Romans" that!
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Method101 had the perfect opportunity...to go to Amsterdam, but he believes in a "perfect loss" of virginity...banging a girl is sooo non romantic...
Yeah, just ask the "Romans" that!
Yes I forgot who it was that was going to pay for him to lose his virginity but he never showed up, so he is still a virgin.
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dude, i'm like a honorary black
i'm so black that bill watts would have made me world champ . Then, he would call me the "N-word"...but that's okay cuz Ernie ladd was his booker and i'm his world champion
Bill Watts and Big Cat mentioned in the same post......awesome.
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My asshole hurt for a week after I lost my virginity
;D
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My friend sometimes reads these boards and I don't want him to find out about his mom this way..
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Bill Watts and Big Cat mentioned in the same post......awesome.
i'm like the worlds best looking smart mark
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Jesus the biggest scare was when I slept with a girl I knew and when I banged her standing doggy (condom on) after I pulled out I saw that the condom
was ripped and she was crying saying...
NOT again!!!!
And I was thinking... AGAIN?!?!
lol
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search
utopiaguide + greekgirlinnj
r u finnish helena, norwegian helena or danish helena?
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aww great song
Christ your old.
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I paid her and it was over fast. If you want more details, call your mother and ask her yourself.
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I paid her and it was over fast. If you want more details, call your mother and ask her yourself.
fuck me you're lame ::)
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That's what Willis was talkin' 'bout!