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This weekend I was prepped for the biggest grilling day, two whole chickens, tri-tip, burgers, hot dogs. I go to my grill, open the lid and a motherfvcking rat rustles around inside and then jumps out and jets. The thing was nasty, there was shit pellets all inside the grill. Looked online and people say disinfect but I just chucked the thing out, went to home depot and bought a new one. But now I'm on the hunt for this bastard. Set up some traps and the next morning saw that he got stuck on one of the glue traps but the fucker chewed his way out of it. This thing is super rat. I put poison packs around the yard, the next day I noticed a few are missing so I assume he is eating them, I put a few more and this morning I noticed the rat had moved them into a pile near the neighbors fence. This thing is just fucking with me.
Anyone else ever have this problem?
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This is an AlphaRat.
Shit, I thought the glue trap would have worked! :o :o
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This weekend I was prepped for the biggest grilling day, two whole chickens, tri-tip, burgers, hot dogs. I go to my grill, open the lid and a motherfvcking rat rustles around inside and then jumps out and jets. The thing was nasty, there was shit pellets all inside the grill. Looked online and people say disinfect but I just chucked the thing out, went to home depot and bought a new one. But now I'm on the hunt for this bastard. Set up some traps and the next morning saw that he got stuck on one of the glue traps but the fucker chewed his way out of it. This thing is super rat. I put poison packs around the yard, the next day I noticed a few are missing so I assume he is eating them, I put a few more and this morning I noticed the rat had moved them into a pile near the neighbors fence. This thing is just fucking with me.
Anyone else ever have this problem?
Check with Gene sounds like something he may have some experience with.
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Lime your entire yard and the exterior of your home.
Don't let any pets outside to get their nose in it or lick it. They'll die.
Project "Rat Demolition" is complete.
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Old school rat traps and sharp cheddar cheese, cut his fvcking head off. Problem solved.
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I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.
I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape. That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.
The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate.... That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!!
I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!! My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!! It was one of my proudest moments!
So you understand how it works, the rat would smell the peanut butter smeared on the toilet paper roll sitting on the wire across the bucket, he would run up the wooden ramp, see the paper laying there thinking its a platform he would try walking across it like the dumbass he is, and as a result he woudl fall into the bucket and drown in the water!!! YEAH MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!
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I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.
I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape. That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.
The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate.... That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!!
I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!! My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!! It was one of my proudest moments!
Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!
All the way nice man.
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This is an AlphaRat.
Shit, I thought the glue trap would have worked! :o :o
Totally accurate, this thing is the Alex23 of the rat kingdom. This was a big ass glue trap. it looked like the thing was melted the way it looked, half of the plastic eaten away, shit pellets all over. Just disgusting. Setup some old school traps last night but right now he is hoarding the rat poison.
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I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.
I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape. That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.
The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate.... That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!!
I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!! My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!! It was one of my proudest moments!
Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!
You're a freaking macguyver with that. Good stuff. I can easily set that up.
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Just edited my post with an explanation of how it works!!!
BEAT THAT RAT'S ASS! ;D
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This weekend I was prepped for the biggest grilling day, two whole chickens, tri-tip, burgers, hot dogs. I go to my grill, open the lid and a motherfvcking rat rustles around inside and then jumps out and jets. The thing was nasty, there was shit pellets all inside the grill. Looked online and people say disinfect but I just chucked the thing out, went to home depot and bought a new one. But now I'm on the hunt for this bastard. Set up some traps and the next morning saw that he got stuck on one of the glue traps but the fucker chewed his way out of it. This thing is super rat. I put poison packs around the yard, the next day I noticed a few are missing so I assume he is eating them, I put a few more and this morning I noticed the rat had moved them into a pile near the neighbors fence. This thing is just fucking with me.
Anyone else ever have this problem?
Must have been a democRAT ;D
Sorry, couldn't resist :P
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Must have been a democRAT ;D
Sorry, couldn't resist :P
;D
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Must have been a democRAT ;D
Sorry, couldn't resist :P
The way it was hoarding all of the poison pellets must mean it was a republican.
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The way it was hoarding all of the poison pellets must mean it was a republican.
It's better to use death traps. With poison, they go and hide somewhere (like in between walls) and die. Then you got to deal with a rotting smell you can't find.
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It's better to use death traps. With poison, they go and hide somewhere (like inbetween walls) and die. Then you got to deal with a rotting smell you can't find.
As long as it dies and kills any others it came with.
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we had a couple mice living in our LAV overseas
bastards would bite into every bag of chips, jerky, whatever
traps with pieces of apple finally did the trick
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I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.
I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape. That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.
The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate.... That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!!
I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!! My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!! It was one of my proudest moments!
So you understand how it works, the rat would smell the peanut butter smeared on the toilet paper roll sitting on the wire across the bucket, he would run up the wooden ramp, see the paper laying there thinking its a platform he would try walking across it like the dumbass he is, and as a result he woudl fall into the bucket and drown in the water!!! YEAH MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!
awesome....
that would also work for fat people! 8)
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awesome....
that would also work for fat people! 8)
only if the ramp was replaced with an escalator
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only if the ramp was replaced with an escalator
lol...good point! ;D
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Time to call in an expert shot.....
.....paging benchmaster!
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Time to call in an expert shot.....
.....paging benchmaster!
Damn right bench would take care of those mofo's in one shot.
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I had a mouse in my apt a few yrs back. I something like Big Ach, except I took a empty papertowel tube, flatten the bottom edge, and put nuts and raisins on the end that was hanging over the stove (he would come out of one stove top openings. I then put a emtpy trash can under the "trap".
So the mouse would fall in. I heard the "trap" fall into the trash can, but I saw no mouse...but he never came back again...
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Damn right bench would take care of those mofo's in one shot.
Now I have Pearl Jams "Rats" playing over and over in my little brain :P
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Now caption this. I opened my door one day and a chipmunk ran into my house. Fucker was running everywhere a fast mofo after about 30 min of chasing I cornered him in the bathroom forced him into a small trash can capped it and let it back out this is a true story. I got lucky can you imagine at night trying to sleep with a chipmunk running wild?
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The best way to get rid of rats is to change your username.
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Now caption this. I opened my door one day and a chipmunk ran into my house. Fucker was running everywhere a fast mofo after about 30 min of chasing I cornered him in the bathroom forced him into a small trash can capped it and let it back out this is a true story. I got lucky can you imagine at night trying to sleep with a chipmunk running wild?
I always sleep withg my window open, even in the winter.
Anyway this one spring day I SUDDENLY woke up to a huge noise coming from my window..
....a fucking BIRD had flew into my fucking room, the think with the window is that it wasnt open Alot just a little, just so a bird can squeeze in if he wanted to, so he didnt accidentally fly in.
Strangly enough I remained super calm lol, I sat up, the bird chilled and looked at me (my bed is pretty close to my window also) and as I was sitting there nude I was thinking should I go there and open up the window more for him? but the window is pretty small and he would proably die of fear, but then I though what if he starts attacking me and Im nude and shit, maby he has some disease or something ;D
But I thought fuck it and stood up, and the bird went fucking NUTS and flapped like a mad man and managed to get our before I even managed to take one step haha,
Im glad he got himself out or I dont know what really would have happened.
Waking up to a bird in your window is random as fuck though.
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I always sleep withg my window open, even in the winter.
Anyway this one spring day I SUDDENLY woke up to a huge noise coming from my window..
....a fucking BIRD had flew into my fucking room, the think with the window is that it wasnt open Alot just a little, just so a bird can squeeze in if he wanted to, so he didnt accidentally fly in.
Strangly enough I remained super calm lol, I sat up, the bird chilled and looked at me (my bed is pretty close to my window also) and as I was sitting there nude I was thinking should I go there and open up the window more for him? but the window is pretty small and he would proably die of fear, but then I though what if he starts attacking me and Im nude and shit, maby he has some disease or something ;D
But I thought fuck it and stood up, and the bird went fucking NUTS and flapped like a mad man and managed to get our before I even managed to take one step haha,
Im glad he got himself out or I dont know what really would have happened.
Waking up to a bird in your window is random as fuck though.
Funny story this type of activity is very stressful no joke, be glad it didnt go for your cock 8). You should of smashed over the head with a pepsi max ;D
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Funny story this type of activity is very stressful no joke, be glad it didnt go for your cock 8). You should of smashed over the head with a pepsi max ;D
One shall not kill a pretty animal without eating it
anyway!
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One shall not kill a pretty animal without eating it
anyway!
That dude has some lungs bro wow.
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only if the ramp was replaced with an escalator
this got to be the funniest post i ve read on here so far this year.
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This weekend I was prepped for the biggest grilling day, two whole chickens, tri-tip, burgers, hot dogs. I go to my grill, open the lid and a motherfvcking rat rustles around inside and then jumps out and jets. The thing was nasty, there was shit pellets all inside the grill. Looked online and people say disinfect but I just chucked the thing out, went to home depot and bought a new one. But now I'm on the hunt for this bastard. Set up some traps and the next morning saw that he got stuck on one of the glue traps but the fucker chewed his way out of it. This thing is super rat. I put poison packs around the yard, the next day I noticed a few are missing so I assume he is eating them, I put a few more and this morning I noticed the rat had moved them into a pile near the neighbors fence. This thing is just fucking with me.
Anyone else ever have this problem?
a real man would have just cooked and ate the rat, meats meat. and a calories a calorie.
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I always sleep withg my window open, even in the winter.
Anyway this one spring day I SUDDENLY woke up to a huge noise coming from my window..
....a fucking BIRD had flew into my fucking room, the think with the window is that it wasnt open Alot just a little, just so a bird can squeeze in if he wanted to, so he didnt accidentally fly in.
Strangly enough I remained super calm lol, I sat up, the bird chilled and looked at me (my bed is pretty close to my window also) and as I was sitting there nude I was thinking should I go there and open up the window more for him? but the window is pretty small and he would proably die of fear, but then I though what if he starts attacking me and Im nude and shit, maby he has some disease or something ;D
But I thought fuck it and stood up, and the bird went fucking NUTS and flapped like a mad man and managed to get our before I even managed to take one step haha,
Im glad he got himself out or I dont know what really would have happened.
Waking up to a bird in your window is random as fuck though.
Hahahaha That was fucking funny.
I had something similar happen...
One time, a frend of mine was competing out somewhere in Virginia, can't remember the name of the city but it was like 2 hours away from the DC area.... Anyways, we drive over and stay in a hotel - nothing great something like a days inn or something, the day before the show my friend is like I wanna do some cardio just to get some blood flowing and drop some water and was like "I wonder if they have an exercise room here in this hotel" so we walk around looking for an exercise room, and we find this smaaaall shitty room, it was all dark and the light was broken, all it had was a treadmill and a stationary bike, then we notice these two double doors, that look like they lead to some sort of closet or small storage room, so being the two curious guys that we are we decide to open it up and look inside, the second we open the the two doors A PIGEON comes FLYING and FLAPPING in our faces and shit, he was locked in there I guess, he was going crazy and flying and flapping everywhere... So I run towards the room's door to get it open and let him out, and my friend runs towards the pigeon trying to catch him to put him outside but the mother fucker was going everywhere, finally he makes it out of the room and flys out into the world. My friend was like "WTF you pussy were you gonna run out and leave me in here with that damn bird?" I was like "NOOOO i was trying to get the door open to get this bitch out" but we both started cracking up cause it really did look like I was trying to amek a run for it! ahhahaha funny shit!
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Hahahaha That was fucking funny.
I had something similar happen...
One time, a frend of mine was competing out somewhere in Virginia, can't remember the name of the city but it was like 2 hours away from the DC area.... Anyways, we drive over and stay in a hotel - nothing great something like a days inn or something, the day before the show my friend is like I wanna do some cardio just to get some blood flowing and drop some water and was like "I wonder if they have an exercise room here in this hotel" so we walk around looking for an exercise room, and we find this smaaaall shitty room, it was all dark and the light was broken, all it had was a treadmill and a stationary bike, then we notice these two double doors, that look like they lead to some sort of closet or small storage room, so being the two curious guys that we are we decide to open it up and look inside, the second we open the the two doors A PIGEON comes FLYING and FLAPPING in our faces and shit, he was locked in there I guess, he was going crazy and flying and flapping everywhere... So I run towards the room's door to get it open and let him out, and my friend runs towards the pigeon trying to catch him to put him outside but the mother fucker was going everywhere, finally he makes it out of the room and flys out into the world. My friend was like "WTF you pussy were you gonna run out and leave me in here with that damn bird?" I was like "NOOOO i was trying to get the door open to get this bitch out" but we both started cracking up cause it really did look like I was trying to amek a run for it! ahhahaha funny shit!
That was Mike Tyson's pigeon he was hiding in the closet from the authorities.
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dont give it the poisionous shit...god knows where it will croke..ugh what happens if that bastard eats it and ends up in attic or basement..Smell would be ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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i used to have rats in my walls in my building over the summer but luckily ive never seen them in my apartment...ive seen mice in my apartment and when i used to have a canary- i would always find a pile of bird seed in the corner of my apartment but i put traps down and i havent seen any more mice around...right now i dont hear the rats anymore...i used to hear them at night time when i was lying in my bed trying to fall alseep..i think they got an exterminator to come to the building i hope
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i used to have rats in my walls in my building over the summer but luckily ive never seen them in my apartment...ive seen mice in my apartment and when i used to have a canary- i would always find a pile of bird seed in the corner of my apartment but i put traps down and i havent seen any more mice around...right now i dont hear the rats anymore...i used to hear them at night time when i was lying in my bed trying to fall alseep..i think they got an exterminator to come to the building i hope
Did they ever get to the canary Gene?
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Did they ever get to the canary Gene?
no
i gave the canary to my uncle
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I had an expert come out. He set up some midevil traps. Fucker is toast. He thinks it's dead because 5 poison bars are missing. He was amazed at how it chewed the glure trap in half to get out. At least after all of this shit I got a new grill out of it.
I did have one crazy encounter with a dear. I was camping and walking around the bathroom facility at 4 in the morning. I come around the corner and litteraly stop dead in my tracks about 2 feet in front of a mule deer. I just yelled WTF and it gets startled and stands up on it's hind legs making a shreiking noise. Freaked the fuck out of me. I screamed like a little bitch and start running. It just stood wailing for another 10 seconds then jetted. I swear I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
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I had an expert come out. He set up some midevil traps. Fucker is toast. He thinks it's dead because 5 poison bars are missing. He was amazed at how it chewed the glure trap in half to get out. At least after all of this shit I got a new grill out of it.
I did have one crazy encounter with a dear. I was camping and walking around the bathroom facility at 4 in the morning. I come around the corner and litteraly stop dead in my tracks about 2 feet in front of a mule deer. I just yelled WTF and it gets startled and stands up on it's hind legs making a shreiking noise. Freaked the fuck out of me. I screamed like a little bitch and start running. It just stood wailing for another 10 seconds then jetted. I swear I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
Dude once there was a flood here after it was over I was walking across the parking lot into work this huge fucking rat came running at me I went back to my car I had no weapons on me for defense they are fearless.
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UPDATE
After finding 2 dead rabbits, 1 dead bird I finally found this smelly dead rat carcass in the back corner of my yard. Thing was big with a massively long tail. Too bad about the collateral damage to the other animals but they should have stayed away from the poison and traps
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I can't really relate to trailer park problems, sorry.
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I have a feeling, if given the opportunity, "Swede" would fuck the rat, gay style.
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UPDATE
After finding 2 dead rabbits, 1 dead bird I finally found this smelly dead rat carcass in the back corner of my yard. Thing was big with a massively long tail. Too bad about the collateral damage to the other animals but they should have stayed away from the poison and traps
This is Getbig. You should know better than to tell a story like this and not provide pictures!
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For the older guys. Remember "Willard"
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It's not a BBQ, that is a way of preparing food......it's a grill.
But anyway, I once picked up some spare cash by shooting muskrats in a guys pond in Colorado. They were burrowing thru his dam, so he hired me and my boss at the time to shot them. We would sit and eat our lunch and shoot them. Bossman was a ridiculous shot and actually used a Colt revolver.....funny shit. He paid us $20 a rat. You could count them each morning when the pond was frozen over.
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It's not a BBQ, that is a way of preparing food......it's a grill.
But anyway, I once picked up some spare cash by shooting muskrats in a guys pond in Colorado. They were burrowing thru his dam, so he hired me and my boss at the time to shot them. We would sit and eat our lunch and shoot them. Bossman was a ridiculous shot and actually used a Colt revolver.....funny shit. He paid us $20 a rat. You could count them each morning when the pond was frozen over.
Hardcore redneck stuff right there. If they ever produce a remake of "Deliverance", you should apply. Pretty sure they'll cast you as one of the locals.
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If they ever produce a remake of "Deliverance", you should apply. Pretty sure they'll cast you as one of the locals.
True, and you will be cast in the Ned Beatty role.....
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True, and you will be cast in the Ned Beatty role.....
I'm pretty poor at imitating animal sounds.
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I'm pretty poor at imitating animal sounds.
Don't worry, we'll make you squeeeeeeel like a pig !!!!!!!!
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(http://www.twistedsiblings.com/gallery/albums/twisted_stickers/deliverance.gif)
Actually, he was in better shape then most getbiggers.
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(http://www.twistedsiblings.com/gallery/albums/twisted_stickers/deliverance.gif)
Actually, he was in better shape then most getbiggers.
haha, and he wore bigger posing trunks..... ;D
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haha, and he wore bigger posing trunks..... ;D
LMFAO.
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Never had one in my grill.
I thought I had a rat chewing through my wires that run from my timers to my main water valve which irrigates my nursery stock. He even had the balls to burrow under the cement slab right by the wires. I buy two of the extra large rat traps, bait them and stick them by the wires he chewed, and a day later figure out it was a squirrel chewing the wires. Caught that bastard and snapped his neck ;D
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anyone got a link to a glue trap?
I was watching "its alwys sunny in philadelphia" and charley always has to contend with them
On another note I heard gophers are almost unkillable.
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Rats will try and infiltrate your life.
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I think I told this one before but I was in the gym one night after work and while doing dumbbell curls i glanced into the mirror and noticed a pink tail by the low pully machine. Went over thinking it was a rat..NOPE..POSSUM! Damn thing started hissing and foaming at the mouth. Then i went up front and told the night guy "Hey man you got a possum back in the freeweight room" He thought I was bullshitt'n as he followed me back but sure enough the bastard was still there, someone left the back door cracked and it came in. This punk looks at me as if it's my job to get it! finally i grabbed a trash can and the seat off of one of the machine and corraled him in it, then dumped him outside. Dude say's " You must be from the country you aint scared of nuthin'".. later on this asshole was outside poking at it with a stick. I should have thrown it on him LOL!
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THE absoulute best killer rat movie ever made!!
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I would have cranked the propane and smoked the guy something fierce. He would make a nice treat for my neighbor's dog.
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I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.
I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape. That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.
The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate.... That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!!
I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!! My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!! It was one of my proudest moments!
So you understand how it works, the rat would smell the peanut butter smeared on the toilet paper roll sitting on the wire across the bucket, he would run up the wooden ramp, see the paper laying there thinking its a platform he would try walking across it like the dumbass he is, and as a result he woudl fall into the bucket and drown in the water!!! YEAH MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!
You gotta nail the trap down to secure it and have the quickest reacktion time. And tie it down so the can't run off if the survive.