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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: ShipSekki on June 07, 2010, 08:07:14 PM
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I don't get it.
This guy posts up pics of himself where he looks like a straight up fatass, flexing his fat. And people just say "looking good bro". And stuff like that.
And he has an "alpha male" forum. Where he passes himself off as an alpha male. And other guys are calling him "all the way alpha", and stuff like that???
What is up with this guy? Why isn't he getting ripped apart on these forums? Am I the only one who is confused here?
It seems like this guy should be getting laughed at to me.
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does he shave his body?
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does he shave his body?
I think walruses are naturally hairless.
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alex from>broskie>to alpha.all good.
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alex from>broskie>to alpha.all good.
The fact that he calls himself and alpha male is straight up douchebag. Even if he was 350 pounds of solid ripped muscle and we wrestled crocs for fun, it's still pretty cheesy.
But a fatass with a babyface calling himself an alpha male?
Surely this must be an inside joke of some sort.
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you are nothing you dirty indian ice cream salesman,
you need to leave this forum, before we all ask you to go
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He carries a lot of muscle and could get lean if he cared to. It is much harder to build size than to to get lean.
Taking you for example, you can get ripped but no matter what you cannot get muscular, so you play it off like thats your goal.
Twink asian hung like a duck.
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you are nothing you dirty indian ice cream salesman,
you need to leave this forum, before we all ask you to go
Nobody is gonna ask me to go mother fucker.
I'm the most interesing poster here and I have a winning personality. I bring life to this forum.
Go suck your Mama's dirty clit.
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He carries a lot of muscle and could get lean if he cared to. It is much harder to build size than to to get lean.
Taking you for example, you can get ripped but no matter what you cannot get muscular, so you play it off like thats your goal.
Twink asian hung like a duck.
The moron with 3rd grade typing skills has spoken.
By the way, i'm white, i'm not Asian.
I guess this forum is all about muscle bear worship and belly worship. I see.
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I don't get it.
This guy posts up pics of himself where he looks like a straight up fatass, flexing his fat. And people just say "looking good bro". And stuff like that.
And he has an "alpha male" forum. Where he passes himself off as an alpha male. And other guys are calling him "all the way alpha", and stuff like that???
What is up with this guy? Why isn't he getting ripped apart on these forums? Am I the only one who is confused here?
It seems like this guy should be getting laughed at to me.
The real story is he could beat your ass before you can even blink, funny how you talk shit when your 9,000 miles away *cough...bullshit*
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The real story is he could beat your ass before you can even blink, funny how you talk shit when your 9,000 miles away *cough...bullshit*
Even if I lived really close to him i'd be saying the same shit right now.
I guess he's just The King Of Fools here. All the goons are riding his nuts.
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Surely this must be an inside joke of some sort.
Isn't everything? And why do you care? It's pretty obvious he isn't going for a ripped look. Some guys just want to workout, be strong and big, and don't care if they are lean or not. Pretty sure he hasn't ever claimed to be lean/ripped. Alex comes off as the type of guy that would change the way his physique looks if he wasn't happy about it, and since he seems happy about it, why rip on it since this board is, last time I checked, primarily about lifting weights and getting big? I've seen big/strong guys around his size that look like complete hell. At least you can clearly see A23 actually does enjoy the iron. Short words, good attitude towards the whole thing, appears to have achieved the look he wants, where you for example, have a poop one and not met goals. Always hating on others for various reasons that make it pretty obvious you are trying to make up for your shortcomings.
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Seriously, Alex has a great personality and consistently brings the funny. He has worked hard in life putting himself through school and actually had a plan in life. Started investing at an early age and is very successful at such a young age. He is way above the curve. He likes to have fun on this board and has become a GetBig fixture. Strikes me as an easy going fun loving guy as long as you don't piss him off (which isn't easy to do as he mostly laugh things off). The primary reason he isn't ripped apart on this board is that most like him, a few can't stand him, and some can't be bother either way. Kind of like how most people are.
I really don't understand the hate.
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Seriously, Alex has a great personality and consistently brings the funny. He has worked hard in life putting himself through school and actually had a plan in life. Started investing at an early age and is very successful at such a young age. He is way above the curve. He likes to have fun on this board and has become a GetBig fixture. Strikes me as an easy going fun loving guy as long as you don't piss him off (which isn't easy to do as he mostly laugh things off). The primary reason he isn't ripped apart on this board is that most like him, a few can't stand him, and some can't be bother either way. Kind of like how most people are.
I really don't understand the hate.
I don't hate him at all.
I've just seen lot's of lean and ripped guys get torn apart on here. And lots of decent bodybuilders get slammed by everyone.
Then suddenly a big chubby guy posts up a picture of himself and everyone is like "Looking good."
I don't know anything about this guy, that's why i'm asking. He must have a great personality if he's winning you all over with that physique.
I'm not slamming the guy. I just thought I entered the twilight zone for a minute. And this whole alpha male thing is pretty gay, but I don't really give a shit anymore. Yall have fun with all that.
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ShipSekki...... a real alpha male.
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At least 2 of the accounts posting in this thread are Alex23. Kind off hard to figure out which. ::)
What a sorry piece of shit Alex23 is. What has he ever posted that was funny and/or interesting? All he does is praise himself and then congratulate himself using another gimmick. No redeeming qualities at all.
He is trying too hard, it is almost pathetic to see
a 37y old man post like like that.
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Lots of people jealous of King23 in this thread....
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Lots of people jealous of King23 in this thread....
I don't know anything about him to be jealous about.
I certainly wouldn't want to have his physique. That's the main point I was trying to make in the first place.
I don't give a fuck about him or his personality or any of that. Strictly on a physique level, he looks like shit to me.
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I don't know anything about him to be jealous about.
I certainly wouldn't want to have his physique. That's the main point I was trying to make in the first place.
I don't give a fuck about him or his personality or any of that. Strictly on a physique level, he looks like shit to me.
Meltdown.
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Lots of people jealous of King23 in this thread....
He is trying hard to win people over on this site, why would anyone do that btw.
I dont know much about the guy either, he have problems with some overweight wife.
What are people jealous of?
He is banging Jessica Alba on the side?
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I don't know anything about him to be jealous about.
I certainly wouldn't want to have his physique. That's the main point I was trying to make in the first place.
I don't give a fuck about him or his personality or any of that. Strictly on a physique level, he looks like shit to me.
You and I couldn't have his physique if we wanted to. We are different body types than Alex. I don't think he looks like shit. He ain't Men's fitness cover material but I don't think he wants to be. To me he just looks like a strong weight lifter type. He could probably drop a few pounds just like the both of us could put on a couple of pounds of muscle to meet GetBig standards. Being massive is not my thing and having wash board abs is not a big priority to Alex.
This is Darren Avery, GetBig tough guy, who I do think looks like shit. Unlike Alex, there is really no indication that this guy has ever touched a weight in his life. But he has.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v121/15/113/554918436/n554918436_103644_9266.jpg)
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ShipSekki...... a real alpha male.
Need to see a pic of some of those hoes you recently banged.
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Need to see a pic of some of those hoes you recently banged.
Good idea. I still talk to some of them so I should start taking pics.
I'm not a picture kind of guy and I don't take pics or carry a carry much at all, I should start though.
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You and I couldn't have his physique if we wanted to. We are different body types than Alex. I don't think he looks like shit. He ain't Men's fitness cover material but I don't think he wants to be. To me he just looks like a strong weight lifter type. He could probably drop a few pounds just like the both of us could put on a couple of pounds of muscle to meet GetBig standards. Being massive is not my thing and having wash board abs is not a big priority to Alex.
This is Darren Avery, GetBig tough guy, who I do think looks like shit. Unlike Alex, there is really no indication that this guy has ever touched a weight in his life. But he has.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v121/15/113/554918436/n554918436_103644_9266.jpg)
Good post. If someone is fat and happy with themselves that's cool.
If someone is skinny and happy with themselves then that's cool too.
It's all about just being true to yourself and being what you want to be.
The guy in that picture really does look like he doesn't lift at all. What's that guy's screen name?
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Good post. If someone is fat and happy with themselves that's cool.
If someone is skinny and happy with themselves then that's cool too.
It's all about just being true to yourself and being what you want to be.
The guy in that picture really does look like he doesn't lift at all. What's that guy's screen name?
His screen name is Darren Avery. He was making fun of ground fighters and that only real men punch. I told him that punches are useless when you are on the ground. If you don't know ground fighting or how to defend against being taken down you are going to have your arm broken and get choke out. He got so butt hurt that he started thread about calling me "the toughest guy on the planet." He's from the UK and sounded pretty cocky until one of his countrymen posted a picture of him (he got it from another site like facebook or something).
And that, my friend, is why most here won't post a pic. It forces them to come out of hiding and since most look like shit It's hard to take Darren seriously when he talks tough and you find out he looks like that. Some like pugalist666 will try to fake it by posting a pic where he hides what kind of shape he's in and when he's called on it he just says you're gay because you want to see his physique. That's one of the ways you can assess a person's condition and this is a bodybuilding board where we do assess a person's physique. Epic backpedalling but it only confirms that pugalist is not in very good shape. Great hair gel, though.
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Alex23 is the man.... he's rich, doing good, high education, good looking... he maby fat but he has serious muscle underneath it and he has posted pictures where he's actually lean and his muscles are as thick as they get... ....... he has that 30-40 year old dad sense of humor though, sometimes...
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Good post. If someone is fat and happy with themselves that's cool.
If someone is skinny and happy with themselves then that's cool too.
It's all about just being true to yourself and being what you want to be.
The guy in that picture really does look like he doesn't lift at all. What's that guy's screen name?
What's wrong with Alex23 being happy with himself? He's got good reason to call himself an alpha male. He's big and successful. The hater in me wants to hate but I just can't. I don;t see why you feel the need to? ???
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He could be sporting a full head of flowing blonde hair but has chosen the iron bushido path of the opponent crushing shaven headed warrior.
As a man who shaves his head because of inferior DHT inhibiting genetics, I can't decide if I should respect him for his choice or despise him for having options, but for now he is Team MPB approved.
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In my humble opinion, it is much harder and takes much more dedication and discipline to be a reasonably muscled twink than to be a decently muscled fatass. I have been both at different times thoughout my lifetime and so I say this from own personal experience.
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In my humble opinion, it is much harder and takes much more dedication and discipline to be a reasonably muscled twink than to be a decently muscled fatass. I have been both at different times thoughout my lifetime and so I say this from own personal experience.
It depends on you body type. For me it's much harder to gain weight than to lose. So I natually stay on the slim side and I have to make it a point to not miss meals or I'll see a drop in weight the next day. And I'm not nearly as active as some here. For conditioning I just lift weights three times a week and never do cardio.
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It depends on you body type. For me it's much harder to gain weight than to lose. So I natually stay on the slim side and I have to make it a point to not miss meals or I'll see a drop in weight the next day. And I'm not nearly as active as some here. For conditioning I just lift weights three times a week and never do cardio.
Your MA probably provides a lot of cardio tho. Even some big guys are fighting fit for wrestling, although you wouldn't know it to look at them.
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The only thing that wasn't so easy while being a muscled fatass was training heavy roughly 3 times a week and living the gospel of progressive overload, but that was only 1 hour 3 times a week. But getting very lean (sub 6%) was a real pain in the ass and quite unpleasant. Eating like a bird and being constantly hungry and doing sh!tloads of hard cardio isn't such an easy thing to do.
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EPIC thread fail !!
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The difference between Alex and yourself ShipSekki is that he is liked at getbig - sorry if I hurt your feelings but thats the bottom line.
you are simply trying to hard.
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I don't really think that Ship gives a flying fvck if he is well liked or not, but that's just my opinion I guess.
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I don't really think that Ship gives a flying fvck if he is well liked or not, but that's just my opinion I guess.
How about a walking fuck?
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Shitsukki starting another thread to prove he is King Beta.
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Darren Avey is indeed a complete tit
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I speak to A23 on the phone regularly.....he is one of the most solid, genuine people i have ever known...He is far more engaging and sincere than he shows here by far....a great guy.
He's a big bastard by choice, he loves the iron and hitting it hard.....if he wanted to be cut he would be, because he's the type of person that sets goals and achieves them in every facet of his life. He's a multi-millionare (sorry Al) in his early 30's and no one handed him shit. If he seriously wanted to be cut, he'd be fucking cut. An Alpha male in the truest sense.
Contrast that with ShitsuKKer.....an obnoxious,, feeble troll who tries way too hard to be a "name guy" around here, and is ridiculed and called on his bullshit on a daily basis.
Either you have it or you don't....and he don't.
A23 has "it" in spades
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I mean really what is this all about.
Alex appears like a good guy. The mere fact he dont give a crap what others think about his physique.
Keep doing what your doing Chief, oh wait you dont need me to tell you that
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All the way big dude and good guy.
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That's it. I'm gonna beat the shit out of him and steal all his cash.
ALEX23, YOU READY TO GET FUCKED UP?!!?!?!
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ship,nice fucking name that is
here is the deal asswad
you are a tiny peice of shit
your clothes washing machines are in your kitchen, which gives you 3rd world status
you look like richard ramirez the night stalker
also you are neither big nor cut, your just nothing
some choose to be big, some like to be cut
i can do both since i compete,
and being big with some bodyfat feels pretty damb good,
trying to be lean al the time is for women, and not needed
you are nothing, your name is 3rd world, you live in 3rd world, and you are boring,
you know nothing about bodybuilding, its history, competitions, or how to aply it to your own life
most of us have these things in common,
you dont, your lost, and trying so hard to be noticed
put up some pics, then ill post some of mine, then we can watch you fade away
you up for it? we can create a whole thread about it, as we wave by by to you.
filthy indian
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Alex posts pics and goofs around so people start threads just like this one ;)
....hope this helps!
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hey shippsukki, whats the deal with you? why you always on here talkin crap about people you don't even know? your a no size muthafukr, and always will be, you will never know what its like to have size, Im not talkin 220 240 250 260, Im talkin 280 to 300, bro your a shit stain in alexs boxers buddy, keep thinking you know what its like to be big, keep thinking you rule the gym, and keep thinking your a muscle machine, becasue your not...............until you have valid posts and personally know the person your dissing, you should worry about takin care of yourself, I posted a pic of me huge at nearly 280, had only been working out for 2 months after a 9 month stay in prison, and you posted the same shit about me. Fuck off! Alex is a cool muthafuka!
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is Shitsukki a Dot or Rag
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I speak to A23 on the phone regularly.....he is one of the most solid, genuine people i have ever known...He is far more engaging and sincere than he shows here by far....a great guy.
He's a big bastard by choice, he loves the iron and hitting it hard.....if he wanted to be cut he would be, because he's the type of person that sets goals and achieves them in every facet of his life. He's a multi-millionare (sorry Al) in his early 30's and no one handed him shit. If he seriously wanted to be cut, he'd be fucking cut. An Alpha male in the truest sense.
Either you have it or you don't....and he don't.
A23 has "it" in spades
Bay likey! :P
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Bay likey! :P
bay, i can imagine Alex23 talkin' some hot language over the phone :-X
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Shippsekki criticizing big, solid dudes is like me going up to a Mathematics professor and saying and saying " Big deal, all those calculations and formulas are useless....I can do that stuff too but adding and subtracting is all you need "
He is a complete douche
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The King of the Hobos is calling out Alex!? Oh brother. ::)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't seen a thread backfire this hard in a while.... wait, "ShitsFuckme" did make a thread about how emasculated she felt when her girl got tired of his small asian dick and picked up a solid Marine who rammed her until the rising Sun... LOL!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
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alex is a fun guy, good personality, has insecurities but handles them good. when he started posting people bashed him a lot, then he said he's getting rich and got respect for that, that sums it up.
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I wish A23 would lend some computer expertise to Ron. This site is rapidly reaching the point of "not worth the trouble."
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I don't get it.
This guy posts up pics of himself where he looks like a straight up fatass, flexing his fat. And people just say "looking good bro". And stuff like that.
And he has an "alpha male" forum. Where he passes himself off as an alpha male. And other guys are calling him "all the way alpha", and stuff like that???
What is up with this guy? Why isn't he getting ripped apart on these forums? Am I the only one who is confused here?
It seems like this guy should be getting laughed at to me.
Why so serious Shippy?
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I posted a long a clever response, but the god damn server crashed and wiped out my post.
So i'll just say, If you ain't down with ShipSekki, you can suck my nuts and swallow my jizz, mother fuckers.
I'm stackin up the money myself right now. Money ain't a thang niggah. Jocking a guy cause he makes money is for losers.
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Nobody is gonna ask me to go mother fucker.
I'm the most interesing poster here and I have a winning personality. I bring life to this forum.
Go suck your Mama's dirty clit.
hey, it's hard to argue with this.....
As for Alex...he's been around for ages I think...you tend to get popular after a while....esp. when you seem half-ok
But at the end of the day, he brought an end to Squadfather in the most brutal and epic way.....that alone gives him a lifetime award
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I'm stackin up the money myself right now. Money ain't a thang niggah. Jocking a guy cause he makes money is for losers.
BS you don't have a job
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I wish A23 would lend some computer expertise to Ron. This site is rapidly reaching the point of "not worth the trouble."
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hey, it's hard to argue with this.....
As for Alex...he's been around for ages I think...you tend to get popular after a while....esp. when you seem half-ok
But at the end of the day, he brought an end to Squadfather in the most brutal and epic way.....that alone gives him a lifetime award
QFT especially when that bully went down
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QFT especially when that bully went down
What happened? What's the story with that?
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What happened? What's the story with that?
STFU or you're next.
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STFU or you're next.
Next for what? Guys you wanna buttfuck in your leather swing harness?
No thanks dude.
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Next for what? Guys you wanna buttfuck in your leather swing harness?
No thanks dude.
If you show up to SoCal, I'll rape you harder than anything you've ever paid for!
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If you show up to SoCal, I'll rape you harder than anything you've ever paid for!
Reminds me of a scene in Pulp Fiction.
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Reminds me of a scene in Pulp Fiction.
Exactly!
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If you show up to SoCal, I'll rape you harder than anything you've ever paid for!
Awesome. Will you bounce your big belly against my hairy asscheeks? Can I cum on your bald conehead after I fuck the fat rolls on the back of your head to completion?
That's hot bro.
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Awesome. Will you bounce your big belly against my hairy asscheeks? Can I cum on your bald conehead after I fuck the fat rolls on the back of your head to completion?
That's hot bro.
Outed.
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Outed.
Why do you even reply? The worst thing to give an attention whore is attention. Ignore him and he will go away. The worst thing Alex did was give in and reply.
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Why do you even reply? The worst thing to give an attention whore is attention. Ignore him and he will go away. The worst thing Alex did was give in and reply.
I'm bored, and as you can tell by his 40+ posts per day, he's not going anywhere anytime soon.
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alex 23 is a fat douche bag who tries to hard to 'be cool'.
it's his over compensation for wanting so badly to be what he is not.
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alex 23 is a fat douche bag who tries to hard to 'be cool'.
it's his over compensation for wanting so badly to be what he is not.
x2
An obese man with a drink problem,infertile and fat
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Twink asian hung like a duck.
This is where you would have been better off not being an idiot. Duck's have huge penises relative to their size:
(http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/files/prevsite/ruddy%20duck%20phallus.jpg)
http://vimeo.com/8342932
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2009/12/22/kinkiness-beyond-kinky/
There comes a time in every science writer’s career when one must write about glass duck vaginas and explosive duck penises.
That time is now.
To err on the side of caution, I am stuffing the rest of this post below the fold. My tale is rich with deep scientific significance, resplendent with surprising insights into how evolution works, far beyond the banalities of “survival of the fittest,” off in a realm of life where sexual selection and sexual conflict work like a pair sculptors drunk on absinthe, transforming biology into forms unimaginable. But this story is also accompanied with video. High-definition, slow-motion duck sex video. And I would imagine that the sight of spiral-shaped penises inflating in less than a third of second might be considered in some quarters to be not exactly safe for work. It’s certainly not appropriate for ducklings.
So, if you’re ready, join me below the fold.
This story is actually a sequel. Back in 2007, I wrote in the New York Times about the work of Patricia Brennan, a post-doctoral researcher at Yale, and her colleagues on the weirdness of duck genitals. The full story is here. (Brennan also appeared in a Nature documentary, starting at about minute 38:35.)
In brief, Brennan wanted to understand why some ducks have such extravagant penises. Why are they cork-screw shaped? Why do they get so ridiculously long–some cases as long as the duck’s entire body? As Brennan dissected duck penises, she began to wonder what the female sexual anatomy looked like. If you have a car like this, she said, what kind of garage do you park it in?
Brennan discovered that female ducks have equally weird reproductive tracts (called oviducts). In many species, they are ornamented with lots of outpockets. And like duck penises, duck oviducts are corkscrew-shaped. But while male duck penises twist clockwise, the female oviduct twists counterclockwise.
Brennan speculated that all this bizarre anatomy is the result of a peculiar form of evolution known as sexual conflict. A strategy that allows females to reproduce the most offspring may not be so good for males, and vice versa. For example, male fruit flies inject their mates with lots of chemicals during sex, and those chemicals make her less receptive to other males, thereby boosting his chances of fathering her eggs. But those chemicals are harsh and will make female flies sick. Females, in turn, have evolved defenses against those chemicals, blunting their effects.
With many examples of sexual conflict in nature, Brennan wondered if sexual conflict between male and female ducks was giving rise to their weird genitals. Female ducks pair off with male partners for the breeding season, but they also get harrassed by other males, sometimes being forced to have sex (and sometimes dying from the attacks). A third of all duck matings are forced.
And yet only 3 percent of the ducklings that female ducks produce come from such forced matings. Brennan speculated that the female ducks can block forced copulations with their mismatched spirals. And they might also be controlling which drake got to fertilize their eggs by socking away the sperm of different mates in different pockets. And the extravagant penises of males might be the result of an evolution around those defenses.
Of course, drakes don’t mate with the air. Having made this video, Brennan still needed a way to see how a duck penis actually performs its appointed task. Unable to film duck penises in a real female oviduct, she built a fake oviduct out of silcone. She then managed to get a drake to mate with it. But the overwhelming force of the explosive penis broke the fake oviduct.
So Brennan turned to glass. Her new fake oviducts were strong enough to handle the drakes, and she started filming. Here’s what she saw.
As I reported in 2007, Brennan discovered a pattern that supported this hypothesis. Among 16 species of water fowl, species in which the males grew long phalluses also had females with more turns in their oviduct and more side pockets. The ducks were escalating an arms race, genital for genital.
But Brennan didn’t actually know how duck penises actually moved through the labirynthine oviduct, and how the oviduct’s shape might affect the drake’s delivery of sperm. So she traded calipers and rulers for high-speed video.
Brennan and her colleagues traveled to a California duck farm, where workers are expert at collecting sperm from drakes. The first step in the collection is to get a drake excited by putting a female duck in his cage. The drake climbs on top, and then the penis emerges. Before its emergence, a drake’s penis is usually completely hidden from view, tucked inside his body like an inside-out sock. Drakes unfurl their pensises differently than male mammals. In mammals, the penis becomes erect as blood flows into the spongy tissue. Ducks pump lymph fluid instead. And as the fluid enters the penis, it does not simply become engorged. It flips rightside-out.
Here’s how it happens, in slow motion. A Muscovy drake everts his penis in about a third of a second, at speeds of 1.6 meters per second.
As Brennan had predicted, the counterclockwise turns of an oviduct slow down the expansion of the duck penis, compared to a straight tube or a clockwise one. Brennan suspects that female ducks slow down males trying to force a mating, but they can also let their partner’s penis move faster through the oviduct. They have been observed to relax and contract their muscles arond the oviduct.
Female ducks can’t stop an unwanted male from delivering his sperm, but the obstacles in their oviducts may give them control over what happens to that sperm. The female ducks may use their oviducts to slow down the expanation of the penis, so that by the time the drake ejaculates, the sperm are delivered in the lower reaches of the oviduct. A female ducks’s partner, with her cooperation, can deliver sperm further up the oviduct. With the wanted and unwanted sperm delivered to different places in the oviduct, a female duck may be able to store the sperm in different pockets. And then she can choose which drake will father her duckling. For all the explosiveness male ducks may display, it’s the female ducks that get the final say.
[Postscript: I tell Brennan's story in more detail in my new book, The Tangled Bank: An Introduction to Evolution. It opens the chapter on sex--where I show how the same processes that explain these strange genitalia explain many other things in the natural world.]
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WTF??
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Duck's have huge penises relative to their size
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj270/peepthisone/donald_duck-1.jpg)
Women know the score..
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Joran Van der Sloot wants to paint my genitalia gold......true story.
;D
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This is where you would have been better off not being an idiot. Duck's have huge penises relative to their size:
(http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/files/prevsite/ruddy%20duck%20phallus.jpg)
http://vimeo.com/8342932
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2009/12/22/kinkiness-beyond-kinky/
There comes a time in every science writer’s career when one must write about glass duck vaginas and explosive duck penises.
That time is now.
To err on the side of caution, I am stuffing the rest of this post below the fold. My tale is rich with deep scientific significance, resplendent with surprising insights into how evolution works, far beyond the banalities of “survival of the fittest,” off in a realm of life where sexual selection and sexual conflict work like a pair sculptors drunk on absinthe, transforming biology into forms unimaginable. But this story is also accompanied with video. High-definition, slow-motion duck sex video. And I would imagine that the sight of spiral-shaped penises inflating in less than a third of second might be considered in some quarters to be not exactly safe for work. It’s certainly not appropriate for ducklings.
So, if you’re ready, join me below the fold.
This story is actually a sequel. Back in 2007, I wrote in the New York Times about the work of Patricia Brennan, a post-doctoral researcher at Yale, and her colleagues on the weirdness of duck genitals. The full story is here. (Brennan also appeared in a Nature documentary, starting at about minute 38:35.)
In brief, Brennan wanted to understand why some ducks have such extravagant penises. Why are they cork-screw shaped? Why do they get so ridiculously long–some cases as long as the duck’s entire body? As Brennan dissected duck penises, she began to wonder what the female sexual anatomy looked like. If you have a car like this, she said, what kind of garage do you park it in?
Brennan discovered that female ducks have equally weird reproductive tracts (called oviducts). In many species, they are ornamented with lots of outpockets. And like duck penises, duck oviducts are corkscrew-shaped. But while male duck penises twist clockwise, the female oviduct twists counterclockwise.
Brennan speculated that all this bizarre anatomy is the result of a peculiar form of evolution known as sexual conflict. A strategy that allows females to reproduce the most offspring may not be so good for males, and vice versa. For example, male fruit flies inject their mates with lots of chemicals during sex, and those chemicals make her less receptive to other males, thereby boosting his chances of fathering her eggs. But those chemicals are harsh and will make female flies sick. Females, in turn, have evolved defenses against those chemicals, blunting their effects.
With many examples of sexual conflict in nature, Brennan wondered if sexual conflict between male and female ducks was giving rise to their weird genitals. Female ducks pair off with male partners for the breeding season, but they also get harrassed by other males, sometimes being forced to have sex (and sometimes dying from the attacks). A third of all duck matings are forced.
And yet only 3 percent of the ducklings that female ducks produce come from such forced matings. Brennan speculated that the female ducks can block forced copulations with their mismatched spirals. And they might also be controlling which drake got to fertilize their eggs by socking away the sperm of different mates in different pockets. And the extravagant penises of males might be the result of an evolution around those defenses.
Of course, drakes don’t mate with the air. Having made this video, Brennan still needed a way to see how a duck penis actually performs its appointed task. Unable to film duck penises in a real female oviduct, she built a fake oviduct out of silcone. She then managed to get a drake to mate with it. But the overwhelming force of the explosive penis broke the fake oviduct.
So Brennan turned to glass. Her new fake oviducts were strong enough to handle the drakes, and she started filming. Here’s what she saw.
As I reported in 2007, Brennan discovered a pattern that supported this hypothesis. Among 16 species of water fowl, species in which the males grew long phalluses also had females with more turns in their oviduct and more side pockets. The ducks were escalating an arms race, genital for genital.
But Brennan didn’t actually know how duck penises actually moved through the labirynthine oviduct, and how the oviduct’s shape might affect the drake’s delivery of sperm. So she traded calipers and rulers for high-speed video.
Brennan and her colleagues traveled to a California duck farm, where workers are expert at collecting sperm from drakes. The first step in the collection is to get a drake excited by putting a female duck in his cage. The drake climbs on top, and then the penis emerges. Before its emergence, a drake’s penis is usually completely hidden from view, tucked inside his body like an inside-out sock. Drakes unfurl their pensises differently than male mammals. In mammals, the penis becomes erect as blood flows into the spongy tissue. Ducks pump lymph fluid instead. And as the fluid enters the penis, it does not simply become engorged. It flips rightside-out.
Here’s how it happens, in slow motion. A Muscovy drake everts his penis in about a third of a second, at speeds of 1.6 meters per second.
As Brennan had predicted, the counterclockwise turns of an oviduct slow down the expansion of the duck penis, compared to a straight tube or a clockwise one. Brennan suspects that female ducks slow down males trying to force a mating, but they can also let their partner’s penis move faster through the oviduct. They have been observed to relax and contract their muscles arond the oviduct.
Female ducks can’t stop an unwanted male from delivering his sperm, but the obstacles in their oviducts may give them control over what happens to that sperm. The female ducks may use their oviducts to slow down the expanation of the penis, so that by the time the drake ejaculates, the sperm are delivered in the lower reaches of the oviduct. A female ducks’s partner, with her cooperation, can deliver sperm further up the oviduct. With the wanted and unwanted sperm delivered to different places in the oviduct, a female duck may be able to store the sperm in different pockets. And then she can choose which drake will father her duckling. For all the explosiveness male ducks may display, it’s the female ducks that get the final say.
[Postscript: I tell Brennan's story in more detail in my new book, The Tangled Bank: An Introduction to Evolution. It opens the chapter on sex--where I show how the same processes that explain these strange genitalia explain many other things in the natural world.]
I may be an idiot, but it appears you spend your time researching animal genitalia. Kudos pervert.
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I don't get it.
This guy posts up pics of himself where he looks like a straight up fatass, flexing his fat. And people just say "looking good bro". And stuff like that.
And he has an "alpha male" forum. Where he passes himself off as an alpha male. And other guys are calling him "all the way alpha", and stuff like that???
What is up with this guy? Why isn't he getting ripped apart on these forums? Am I the only one who is confused here?
It seems like this guy should be getting laughed at to me.
Fat Alex continuing where Fatfather left off...
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Reminds me of a scene in Pulp Fiction.
'Are we cool?'
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whats the story w alex23???
well ummmmm hes the coolest richest computer genius i know on here
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'Are we cool?'
One of my all time favorite movies good pic.
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WTF??
x 2 !!!!
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One of my all time favorite movies good pic.
Yar, bro. It's a good guy one. Someone brought up Patton the other day - it's like that. Or, Godfather; if I see it on tv, I have to watch it. :)
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Yar, bro. It's a good guy one. Someone brought up Patton the other day - it's like that. Or, Godfather; if I see it on tv, I have to watch it. :)
I never seen Patton good choice I heard. May have to rent that one.
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alex 23 is a fat douche bag who tries to hard to 'be cool'.
it's his over compensation for wanting so badly to be what he is not.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
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I never seen Patton good choice I heard. May have to rent that one.
You will love it. I guarantee it. Enjoy. :)
/i bet you watch it more than once
//screenplay by Francis Ford Coppola!!
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You will love it. I guarantee it. Enjoy. :)
/i bet you watch it more than once
//screenplay by Francis Ford Coppola!!
I've caught myself whistling the theme song.
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You will love it. I guarantee it. Enjoy. :)
/i bet you watch it more than once
//screenplay by Francis Ford Coppola!!
I may have catch at a drive in theater I know some people, just hang the speaker on the window you are good to go turn on your parking lights for curb service from the grill.
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I don't get it.
This guy posts up pics of himself where he looks like a straight up fatass, flexing his fat. And people just say "looking good bro". And stuff like that.
And he has an "alpha male" forum. Where he passes himself off as an alpha male. And other guys are calling him "all the way alpha", and stuff like that???
What is up with this guy? Why isn't he getting ripped apart on these forums? Am I the only one who is confused here?
It seems like this guy should be getting laughed at to me.
completely agree with you man! people 5x more cut than him are getting torn up on here... he posts his pics where he kinda looks sloppy, etc, and people praise him. i really do not get it either. ???
i understand he if people like him and think he is cool etc, but his physique is far from desireable.
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ShipSekki...... a real alpha male.
yeah. who has written loads of posts about getting arse rimmed.
real alpha male material.
i bet you beg for tongue penetration dont you?
an alpha male uses his arse for one thing- crapping.
hope this helps.
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I may be an idiot, but it appears you spend your time researching animal genitalia. Kudos pervert.
fair enough
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an alpha male uses his arse for one thing- crapping.
A true alpha male will use a woman’s tongue as toilet paper.. because he can.
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an alpha male uses his arse for one thing- crapping.
A true alpha male will use a woman’s tongue as toilet paper.. because he can.
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He carries a lot of muscle and could get lean if he cared to. It is much harder to build size than to to get lean.
Taking you for example, you can get ripped but no matter what you cannot get muscular, so you play it off like thats your goal.
Twink asian hung like a duck.
hi alex or hi alex cok sucker ::)
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hi alex or hi alex cok sucker ::)
Tacobell has posted pics and he dwarfs you, you look like an anorexic ethiopean compared to TB.
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I don't hate him at all.
I've just seen lot's of lean and ripped guys get torn apart on here. And lots of decent bodybuilders get slammed by everyone.
Then suddenly a big chubby guy posts up a picture of himself and everyone is like "Looking good."
I don't know anything about this guy, that's why i'm asking. He must have a great personality if he's winning you all over with that physique.
I'm not slamming the guy. I just thought I entered the twilight zone for a minute. And this whole alpha male thing is pretty gay, but I don't really give a shit anymore. Yall have fun with all that.
dont play the role of the asshole who "doesnt know"!!.. you know well that when you post your pic. in a place like GB most of the ppl here comments according to their feelings towards your personality and not according to how they really see your physique!!..
you for example,.. if you were not playing the role of the crazy asshole and was friendly ppl here would have liked your triceps pic. with comments like "great shape bro. just add some size" ::)
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Tacobell has posted pics and he dwarfs you, you look like an anorexic ethiopean compared to TB.
so he is not alex.. see the other option in my above post :-X
just kidding with you tacobell,.. dont take it seriously!..
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't seen a thread backfire this hard in a while.... wait, "ShitsFuckme" did make a thread about how emasculated she felt when her girl got tired of his small asian dick and picked up a solid Marine who rammed her until the rising Sun... LOL!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
you dwarf jay cutler in this pic. alex :o
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hey, it's hard to argue with this.....
As for Alex...he's been around for ages I think...you tend to get popular after a while....esp. when you seem half-ok
But at the end of the day, he brought an end to Squadfather in the most brutal and epic way.....that alone gives him a lifetime award
also he is a freind of nasser and this is one thing only 2 ppl have here ;D
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Hey Shareef.....A guy at my gym that used to compete in the 90s used to hang with Nasser occasionally, he says Nasser is a cool dude
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Hey Shareef.....A guy at my gym that used to compete in the 90s used to hang with Nasser occasionally, he says Nasser is a cool dude
great news gronk,.. you can ask this guy to take you with him if he intends to see nasser again ;D
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When he looked good, ya know, before synthol.
(http://www.joe0.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Nasser-El-Sonbaty-1.jpg)
(http://kulturystyka.pl/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/nassertr.jpg)
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also he is a freind of nasser and this is one thing only 2 ppl have here ;D
Hehe, Alex is bigger then nasshole
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Hehe, Alex is bigger then nasshole
Actually wish but Nass is still north of 300lb these days no jokes... hope to get in touch with him this weekend and hit the gym. Been hard to reach lately. Just saw today on my work PDA that he called over a week ago but missed it :(
Need to consolidate my lines :(
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Actually wish but Nass is still north of 300lb these days no jokes... hope to get in touch with him this weekend and hit the gym. Been hard to reach lately. Just saw today on my work PDA that he called over a week ago but missed it :(
Need to consolidate my lines :(
ahahahaha you're such a big wheel.
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ahahahaha you're such a big wheel.
I would crush you in a an 8th of A turn so I would stay off my path if I were you "no one"...
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I would crush you in a an 8th of A turn so I would stay off my path if I were you "no one"...
the only way you'd ever crush me is if you caught me off balance as you stampeded to the buffet line.
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the only way you'd ever crush me is if you caught me off balance as you stampeded to the buffet line.
Why not just post a pic and get it over with "no hole in one"?
Didn't think so...
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab243/alphamaleforum/DSC01055.jpg)
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is some justice in this world ;D
GodSpeed. ;D
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Please tell me that's not a pinky ring I'm see'n.
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Actually wish but Nass is still north of 300lb these days no jokes... hope to get in touch with him this weekend and hit the gym. Been hard to reach lately. Just saw today on my work PDA that he called over a week ago but missed it :(
Need to consolidate my lines :(
You are using the Blackberry Bold, right?? You can't possibly use a fucking Iphone. :-\
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Please tell me that's not a pinky ring I'm see'n.
Yes I am. Are there issues "bones"?
(http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab243/alphamaleforum/DSC01049.jpg)
;D
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You are using the Blackberry Bold, right?? You can't possibly use a fucking Iphone. :-\
nah use an HTC Imagio.. windows mobile.. all my server monitoring software runs on Windows CE.. can't depart from it yet :(
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He’s been trying for timeout, posting obscene pics and such, for a while now. He new the ride was over. He put himself in timeout because that is where he wants *ShipSekki* to be.
Just another gimmick of a gimmick of a troll.. gee, fun stuff.
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He’s been trying for timeout, posting obscene pics and such, for a while now. He new the ride was over. He put himself in timeout because that is where he wants *ShipSekki* to be.
Just another gimmick of a gimmick of a troll.. gee, fun stuff.
Are there "Paint-things", james?
;D
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^ All the way big dude. Making me feel like I'm not trying hard enough
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(http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab243/alphamaleforum/DSC01055.jpg)
Fat man.. soft indeed.. with small, feminine wrists. Pure alpha ;)
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Are there "Paint-things", james?
;D
Like you wouldn’t believe.. I’ve been painting overtime. Good things my man, good things.
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nah use an HTC Imagio.. windows mobile.. all my server monitoring software runs on Windows CE.. can't depart from it yet :(
Get a Blackberry bro! I have always wanted to try that phone out. 8)
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Like you wouldn’t believe.. I’ve been painting overtime. Good things my man, good things.
Awesome man. I would love to see creations an artist with muscles like you has been producing.
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Awesome man. I would love to see creations an artist with muscles like you has been producing.
I’ll post something up for you to take a look at soon if you like... completed work any day now. I’ve made myself into a modern master of sorts, one brush stroke at a time. Serious business, I’m digging deep.
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I’ll post something up for you to take a look at soon if you like... completed work any day now. I’ve made myself into a modern master of sorts, one brush stroke at a time. Serious business, I’m digging deep.
thank you, we'd like that.
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thank you, we'd like that.
I’m flaunting newly acquired abs at the moment.. would you like to see those?
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I’m flaunting newly acquired abs at the moment.. would you like to see those?
as you see fit just dont forget the art pic, ok?
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I’ll post something up for you to take a look at soon if you like... completed work any day now. I’ve made myself into a modern master of sorts, one brush stroke at a time. Serious business, I’m digging deep.
Awesome.. post them on my board bro.. not trying to spam on Ron's... just tired of waiting 8 minutes between refreshes :(
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Epic inversion table. Just got one myself and am really digging it, going to about 45 degrees for a good lower back stretch.
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The painting, itself, is easy. It's the prepping that's a pain in the ass.
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The painting, itself, is easy. It's the prepping that's a pain in the ass.
Even for the most gifted, bold, genius artistic mind.. creating a masterfully executed, living, breathing - work of art.. work pushing the limits of what a human mind is capable of, work worth a damn.. is a daunting task. An enormous amount of complex, mind boggling, tedious work. Indescribable really.
If whatever you’re doing is *easy*, its extremely simplistic.. and not worth looking at.
Retards have a lovely time finger painting.
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Even for the most gifted, bold, genius artistic mind.. creating a masterfully executed, living, breathing - work of art.. work pushing the limits of what a human mind is capable of, work worth a damn.. is a daunting task. An enormous amount of complex, mind boggling, tedious work. Indescribable really.
If whatever you’re doing is *easy*, its extremely simplistic.. and not worth looking at.
Retards have a lovely time finger painting.
True and so funny. ;D
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Alex is in talks with The Cartoon Channel to make a show on his life, the early cuts are in.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/xwikdx/10376_540jpg.gif)
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Even for the most gifted, bold, genius artistic mind.. creating a masterfully executed, living, breathing - work of art.. work pushing the limits of what a human mind is capable of, work worth a damn.. is a daunting task. An enormous amount of complex, mind boggling, tedious work. Indescribable really.
If whatever you’re doing is *easy*, its extremely simplistic.. and not worth looking at.
Retards have a lovely time finger painting.
We're not talking about the Mona Lisa, here. In the picture, he's getting ready to paint a living room wall with a coat of flat white.
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;D "Lighten up Frances" one of my favorite movie lines ;D
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We're not talking about the Mona Lisa, here. In the picture, he's getting ready to paint a living room wall with a coat of flat white.
Ah.. the picture, my apologies, I’m a dipshit. I have a one track mind lately...
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Even for the most gifted, bold, genius artistic mind.. creating a masterfully executed, living, breathing - work of art.. work pushing the limits of what a human mind is capable of, work worth a damn.. is a daunting task. An enormous amount of complex, mind boggling, tedious work. Indescribable really.
If whatever you’re doing is *easy*, its extremely simplistic.. and not worth looking at.
Retards have a lovely time finger painting.
Heh, is that why I see Chinese immigrants painting identical replica's of the world's most famous paintings (picasso's, michaelangelo's, DaVinci's on the street for $30 in 20-40 minutes ??
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Yes I am. Are there issues "bones"?
(http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab243/alphamaleforum/DSC01049.jpg)
;D
No issues here..I'm not the one with the "pinky ring" ;)
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like I told Alex, he looks like Evan Centopani in that pic
Nothing wrong with a big dude wearing a pinky ring, a skinny dude..NOT SO MUCH
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Heh, is that why I see Chinese immigrants painting identical replica's of the world's most famous paintings (picasso's, michaelangelo's, DaVinci's on the street for $30 in 20-40 minutes ??
1. You don’t understand what you’re looking at.
Even for the most gifted, bold, genius artistic mind.. creating a masterfully executed, living, breathing - work of art.. work pushing the limits of what a human mind is capable of, work worth a damn.. is a daunting task. An enormous amount of complex, mind boggling, tedious work. Indescribable really.
2. The majority of the worlds most famous paintings do not qualify as described above^, and the ones that do couldn’t possibly be replicated, not in 20 min.. not in 20 years.
3. Picasso - LOL ::)
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looking like a supernatural gladiator in that tshirt and jeans pic king alex
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Even for the most gifted, bold, genius artistic mind.. creating a masterfully executed, living, breathing - work of art.. work pushing the limits of what a human mind is capable of, work worth a damn.. is a daunting task. An enormous amount of complex, mind boggling, tedious work. Indescribable really.
If whatever you’re doing is *easy*, its extremely simplistic.. and not worth looking at.
Retards have a lovely time finger painting.
Picasso made a piece of work called "The Bull", I think it's called. All he did was take a old bicycle seat and some bull horns and put it together...very easy, simplistic and a "I could done that" moment. I get the book I saw it in.
But yes, I agree with you.
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Picasso made a piece of work called "The Bull", I think it's called. All he did was take a old bicycle seat and some bull horns and put it together...very easy, simplistic and a "I could done that" moment. I get the book I saw it in.
3. Picasso - LOL ::)
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;D
You know, I was told once, "Its easy to make something complicated, it's harder to make something simple"
and that person is right. Think about it, it's very easy to make something complex or overthink things, like people do for working out, when in fact it's very simplistic. We always think that something has to be grandiose in design to appreciate, but it is the simplistic that truly captures our minds. Take for instance a woman's body. Nothing but curves and convexes. Just roundness, very simple in design, but our appreciation for it is the same as when began to draw...I could go on to other things as well.
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it is the simplistic that truly captures our minds. Take for instance a woman's body. Nothing but curves and convexes. Just roundness, very simple in design
A woman’s body isn’t simplistic to me at all.. it’s a complex fusion (by god :D) of many elements.. a constantly visually changing genius geometrical design, brilliant form and function, in action. Its all that and much, much more.
A woman’s body can be completely mesmerizing if its beautiful enough. You’ll find yourself in a daze, drooling, if you let yourself take in all of its splendor..
Then you’ll notice that you have a hard on.. that’s when things get simple, animalistic even ;D
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A woman’s body isn’t simplistic to me at all.. it’s a complex fusion (by god :D) of many elements.. a constantly visually changing genius geometrical design, brilliant form and function, in action. Its all that and much, much more.
A woman’s body can be completely mesmerizing if its beautiful enough. You’ll find yourself in a daze, drooling, if you let yourself take in all of its splendor..
Then you’ll notice that you have a hard on.. that’s when things get simple, animalistic even ;D
Now pay attention boys, that is a great example on how to woo a woman
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like I told Alex, he looks like Evan Centopani in that pic
Nothing wrong with a big dude wearing a pinky ring, a skinny dude..NOT SO MUCH
The only big dudes I ever see with pinky rings are the big fat smelly bald cigar smoke'n slobs who live in the race and sport books here in Vegas...I guess I'm not used to seeing an "alpha" male sporting one ::)
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The only big dudes I ever see with pinky rings are the big fat smelly bald cigar smoke'n slobs who live in the race and sport books here in Vegas...I guess I'm not used to seeing an "Alfa" male sporting one.
oh gotcha
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No issues here..I'm not the one with the "pinky ring" ;)
or breast tissue.
wtf.
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You're right newmom, the way to woo a woman is to feed her self-obsessed brutal ego with compliments about her looks
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I know a guy with the same problem as Alex23
He is sterile too.
He said he can never feel like a real man.
Could be the reason A23 all the time is trying to convince strangers
on the internet that he is alpha.
Dead sperms can make men feel less than a man.
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I know a guy with the same problem as Alex23
He is sterile too.
He said he can never feel like a real man.
Could be the reason A23 all the time is trying to convince strangers
on the internet that he is alpha.
Dead sperms can make men feel less than a man.
you thought about that one alot huh? lol
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you thought about that one alot huh? lol
You are slow?You thought a lot about your post?
It does not take many seconds to make a guess for normal people.
A girl suggested that infertility could be the issue.
I agree with her, its a good theory.
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Who takes your pictures Alex?
Does that perso not think it somewhat weird to be asked to take a pic of you looking 'wacky' and pretending to smoke a cigar all the time?
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You are slow?You thought a lot about your post?
It does not take many seconds to make a guess for normal people.
A girl suggested that infertility could be the issue.
I agree with her, its a good theory.
are you sterile and are seeing it in others?
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Now pay attention boys, that is a great example on how to woo a woman
I am walking *woo* at times, and its not even intentional; my eyes are open and I state the facts.. nothing more ;D.
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I am walking *woo* at times, and its not even intentional; my eyes are open and I state the facts.. nothing more ;D.
lol oh okay
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are you sterile and are seeing it in others?
A23 admitted he was sterile already.
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A23 admitted he was sterile already.
where did he admit that
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where did he admit that
X 2 :)
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In some thread a long time ago.
I am too lazy to dig it up.
He will not deny it.
Its not the end of the world.
If he really want kids he can try adopting a child.
Its sort of funny, China is denying fat foreign parents
to adopt now.
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In some thread a long time ago.
I am too lazy to dig it up.
He will not deny it.
Its not the end of the world.
If he really want kids he can try adopting a child.
Its sort of funny, China is denying fat foreign parents
to adopt now.
so, you admit to thinking about being sterile alot, no?
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A23 admitted he was sterile already.
Who cares? I still want him! :P
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You mean that you would take him over Benefatto?
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Who cares? I still want him! :P
How is your pm box looking BAY?
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You mean that you would take him over Benefatto?
You know, I would. I find him totally sexy, smart, and funny. That is a good combination. Though I would like to physically sample both just to be sure. :D
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How is your pm box looking BAY?
1790 messages and counting... 8)
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1790 messages and counting... 8)
Did you get the one i sent you Bay?? :D