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Two Women Come To Blows In McDonalds Over Wonkette & Palin’s Breasts
Parcbench ^ | 06/17/10 | Chris Davis
Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2010 7:42:40 PM by writer33
West Palm Beach, FL—In what turned a peaceful lunch into a backyard brawl, two women came to blows in McDonalds on Belvedere Road over Wonkette and Sarah Palin’s breasts. According to onlookers, the women, Jane Billner and Sharon Mapes, were discussing liberal politics when all of a sudden, “the tiny breasted woman (Sharon Mapes) jumped up and smashed the laptop of her friend.”
“They were just sitting there laughing,” said John Schmellneck, a 36-year old Accountant that had dropped in for a Big Mac. “That woman with practically no breasts screamed, ‘they’re fake,’ and then leaped up, grabbed the laptop of her friend and smashed it on the table until it fell apart. The next thing you know…they were rolling around the floor and pulling each other’s hair to the sounds of ‘catfight, catfight!’”
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ha ha ha. Libs are so out of control.
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She has a point. They are fake. She was in the throes of Boob-Envy since she had practically none of her own.
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Both women were arrested and taken to Palm Beach County Jail. According to Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Department, both women had logged online to Wonkette where they began reading a post about Sarah Palin. The Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw said that the post made mention to the new size of Palin’s breasts and whether or not Sarah Palin had work done.
“Apparently,” stated Sheriff Bradshaw, “Ms. Mapes alleged that Ms. Palin had some work done. Ms. Billner, on the other hand, suggested that she had no work done. Soon, the discussion deteriorated to an argument, and then to a fight where deputies arrived to find the women covered in mayonnaise, and Ms. Mapes attempting to shove a ketchup packet up Ms. Billner’s nose. Both women were arrested and have been detained here in the Palm Beach County Jail where they currently await bond.”
“What’s a shame here,” added Sheriff Bradshaw, “is that these women went to blows over Wonkette. In fact, what is Wonkette? Is it a blog? Is it a news site? I think it’s a steaming pile of Mastodon dung that’s written for eighth graders. It’s gutter trash made for liberals that can barely even wipe their own ass. You know…morons of the highest order. I think the District Attorney should sue that place into submission. Even garbage has some appeal.”
The McDonald’s store manager Dick Simons noted that in the future Wonkette will no longer be allowed to be read in his McDonald’s restaurant. “This restaurant has now become a No-Wonkette Zone,” notes Simons. “If I see anyone reading, Wonkette, out they go. The site is stupidity personified. The writing is pathetic and childish. It makes me feel as though I need a long, deep enema.”
Assistant Store Manager Stella Makes thought the whole affair was exciting. “I will admit, though,” stated Makes, “that this is the first time I’ve seen two liberals fight over Sarah Palin’s breasts. That was kind of fun to watch them tear each other apart. Especially, when Ms. Billner shoved Ms. Mape’s head under the mayonnaise container and squirted it all over her. That was classic! I would have loved to see the fight end. I was kind of rooting for the lady with the A Cup. Every once in a while, it’s nice to see a woman with tiny breasts win, but it was not to be on this day.”
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Ha ha ha.
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ha ha ha. Libs are so out of control.
they still control the white house and both houses of congress.
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they still control the white house and both houses of congress.
Assistant Store Manager Stella Makes thought the whole affair was exciting. “I will admit, though,” stated Makes, “that this is the first time I’ve seen two liberals fight over Sarah Palin’s breasts. That was kind of fun to watch them tear each other apart. Especially, when Ms. Billner shoved Ms. Mape’s head under the mayonnaise container and squirted it all over her. That was classic! I would have loved to see the fight end. I was kind of rooting for the lady with the A Cup. Every once in a while, it’s nice to see a woman with tiny breasts win, but it was not to be on this day.”
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Is this near you 240?
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that's on the other coast.
over here on the gulf coast, we argue about whether or not Palin knows how to fix the Gulf mess.
Well, we used to. She went on OReilly and showed she didn't know.
So we don't really argue here anymore.
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that's on the other coast.
over here on the gulf coast, we argue about whether or not Palin knows how to fix the Gulf mess.
Well, we used to. She went on OReilly and showed she didn't know.
So we don't really argue here anymore.
Ha ha. 240 - did you at least find this article funny or no?
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She has a point. They are fake. She was in the throes of Boob-Envy since she had practically none of her own.
She has a tight T-shirt, number one.
Number two, let's not forget she had a baby less than a couple of years ago. I know what happened to my wife's breasts, while she was nursing our daughter (and currently nursing our son). ;D
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The last sentence is hysterical. Putting a womans' head under the ketchup dispenser?
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oh yeah, two trashy people with no jobs to get to... time to fight at mcd.
it would be hilarious to watch - i hope somebody cell phone filmed it
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oh yeah, two trashy people with no jobs to get to... time to fight at mcd.
it would be hilarious to watch - i hope somebody cell phone filmed it
Over Palins' boobs no less.
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She has a tight T-shirt, number one.
Number two, let's not forget she had a baby less than a couple of years ago. I know what happened to my wife's breasts, while she was nursing our daughter (and currently nursing our son). ;D
Why would Palin be nursing her son this long after his birth? Makes no sense at all. Scratch that reasoning.
Strange thing is that the subject has been brought up over and over and Palin - who can't seem to keep her mouth shut about ANYTHING - is completely silent.
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that's on the other coast.
over here on the gulf coast, we argue about whether or not Palin knows how to fix the Gulf mess.
Well, we used to. She went on OReilly and showed she didn't know.
So we don't really argue here anymore.
funny...:)
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Two Women Come To Blows In McDonalds Over Wonkette & Palin’s Breasts
Parcbench ^ | 06/17/10 | Chris Davis
Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2010 7:42:40 PM by writer33
West Palm Beach, FL—In what turned a peaceful lunch into a backyard brawl, two women came to blows in McDonalds on Belvedere Road over Wonkette and Sarah Palin’s breasts. According to onlookers, the women, Jane Billner and Sharon Mapes, were discussing liberal politics when all of a sudden, “the tiny breasted woman (Sharon Mapes) jumped up and smashed the laptop of her friend.”
“They were just sitting there laughing,” said John Schmellneck, a 36-year old Accountant that had dropped in for a Big Mac. “That woman with practically no breasts screamed, ‘they’re fake,’ and then leaped up, grabbed the laptop of her friend and smashed it on the table until it fell apart. The next thing you know…they were rolling around the floor and pulling each other’s hair to the sounds of ‘catfight, catfight!’”
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ha ha ha. Libs are so out of control.
All natural :o Just like gustavo Badell
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All natural :o Just like gustavo Badell
You mean "Ahhhh Natch-ur-uhlllllll"?
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LOL! This is one of the funniest "political" stories of the year.
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LOL! This is one of the funniest "political" stories of the year.
I think I should be called in as an expert to examine her breasts for trial prep. ;D ;D
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I think I should be called in as an expert to examine her breasts for trial prep. ;D ;D
lol :)
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Who cares if she has fake breasts?Pelosi has a fake face.She looks like a member of the manson family with that hideous grin on at all times.
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I'm trying to figure out who is worse. The misguided idiot attacking people in mcD's or the retards posting it as if it's some sort of coup against liberals.
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I'm trying to figure out who is worse. The misguided idiot attacking people in mcD's or the retards posting it as if it's some sort of coup against liberals.
Come on KC - this story is insanely funny.
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I'm trying to figure out who is worse. The misguided idiot attacking people in mcD's or the retards posting it as if it's some sort of coup against liberals.
Can you show me the equivalent of RW'ers fighting in MC'Ds over obama's cock, or michelles' huge booty? Or how about Pelosis' or Bidens' botox?
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Can you show me the equivalent of RW'ers fighting in MC'Ds over obama's cock, or michelles' huge booty? Or how about Pelosis' or Bidens' botox?
yeah, idiots fight every day. How do you even know they are libs, by the way?
The article said, "they were discussing liberal politics"...
That alone tells me this story comes not from a credible news source -
Then I go to the actual website- http://www.parcbench.com/
And I see it's nothing but CTs about Obama's birth certificate, VAMPIRE STORIES, and "Six Sex Scandals we'd LIKE to see!"
So um... I dunno... did they exaggerate with the spraying of the ketchup, and other details?
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I guess we will see, but considering the dolts down in Florida who inhabit the Mc'ds like your boy Julio, nothing is surprising anymore.
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yeah, it's entirely possible. But it's an incredible story. If true, it'll be picked up nationally in a heartbeat, if only by FOX.
were discussing liberal politics when all of a sudden, “the tiny breasted woman (Sharon Mapes) jumped up and smashed the laptop of her friend.”
The use of "were discussing liberal politics" as part of the article, and not a quote, seems to be quite the giveaway. The only people who use phrases like that are, well, far-right websites.
Also the story isn't on their website that I can find - perhaps a blog entry from a guy named 'writer33'.
So I don't know about it... maybe it's legit. But...
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Who cares if she has fake breasts?Pelosi has a fake face.She looks like a member of the manson family with that hideous grin on at all times.
Women care, it's their version of Dick Jealousy and Dick measuring. And you know how men are about their penises. That's why NYC skyline is the way it is. Or the reason why Dubai has that tower...
Women get implants because of their insecurities---or to distract or attract attention. Men build bigger abd taller buildings with a "Mine's bigger" mentality.
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Women care, it's their version of Dick Jealousy and Dick measuring. And you know how men are about their penises. That's why NYC skyline is the way it is. Or the reason why Dubai has that tower...
Women get implants because of their insecurities---or to distract or attract attention. Men build bigger abd taller buildings with a "Mine's bigger" mentality.
great post. ;D
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yeah, idiots fight every day. How do you even know they are libs, by the way?
The article said, "they were discussing liberal politics"...
That alone tells me this story comes not from a credible news source -
Then I go to the actual website- http://www.parcbench.com/
And I see it's nothing but CTs about Obama's birth certificate, VAMPIRE STORIES, and "Six Sex Scandals we'd LIKE to see!"
So um... I dunno... did they exaggerate with the spraying of the ketchup, and other details?
LOL this coming from a person who quotes the nat enq and the loose change movies as truth ::) LMAO only on getbig baby
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Women care, it's their version of Dick Jealousy and Dick measuring. And you know how men are about their penises. That's why NYC skyline is the way it is. Or the reason why Dubai has that tower...
Women get implants because of their insecurities---or to distract or attract attention. Men build bigger abd taller buildings with a "Mine's bigger" mentality.
LMAO freud was wrong bro everything isnt about sex... ;)
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Why would Palin be nursing her son this long after his birth? Makes no sense at all. Scratch that reasoning.
You apparently don't have kids. My daughter nursed until she was nearly three. I believe Palin's son is around two years old.
Strange thing is that the subject has been brought up over and over and Palin - who can't seem to keep her mouth shut about ANYTHING - is completely silent.
Apparently, you don't watch Fox News, either. Palin shot this down on the Great Van Strussen Show. And that clip from Greta's show was aired a day or two later on the O'Reilly Factor.
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You apparently don't have kids. My daughter nursed until she was nearly three. I believe Palin's son is around two years old.
People haven't heard of REAL FOOD for infants that age? WTF?
Apparently, you don't watch Fox News, either.
You got that right. No time or patience for any television news, least of all FAUX.
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People haven't heard of REAL FOOD for infants that age? WTF?
Can you say, "WEAN"? I knew that you could. Infants and toddlers slowly get taken off breast milk and go to regular foods, albeit most 'real' baby food is mushed-up paste (my wife made her own baby food for our daughter and will do so for our son, once he's old enough).
Plus, with my daughther, as she got older, she didn't nurse as often. After she past age two, she basically only needed to be breast-fed just to get put to sleep.
You got that right. No time or patience for any television news, least of all FAUX.
Palin was on the record (literally and figuratively) as stating that she does not have implants.
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I must be advanced then. Because by age two I was drinking out of a cup and eating regular baby food in addition to mush. I didn't need a tit at that stage.
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So has FOX or any other news outlet reported this?
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So has FOX or any other news outlet reported this?
You mean other than the clip about four posts up (McWay's post)?