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Title: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: Army of One on June 21, 2010, 07:46:53 PM
Any hot cousins etc?
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 21, 2010, 07:55:34 PM
West Virginia dept of Social Services has long list.
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Post by: bigdumbbell on June 21, 2010, 07:56:02 PM
Any hot cousins etc?
are you from the Pittsburgh area?   lol
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: Army of One on June 21, 2010, 07:58:22 PM
are you from the Pittsburgh area?   lol

no, before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived and a little drunk so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on June 21, 2010, 08:10:57 PM
no, before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived and a little drunk so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.


LOL you get this from bodybuilding.com?
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: hazbin on June 21, 2010, 09:29:05 PM
so on haloween you want to 'pump-kin'?
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Post by: James Blunt on June 21, 2010, 09:41:02 PM
so on haloween you want to 'pump-kin'?
Oh a ziiiiinger  ;D

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Post by: James Blunt on June 21, 2010, 09:41:57 PM
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 21, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
When i was younger my uncle and his family were having it tough so they stayed with us for a while. His wife (my aunt) was fucking a gorgeous blonde with an hourglass body and big juicy tits.

And she would sun herself by the pool in a white string bikini that barely covered anything. I used to beat my cock to death thinking about fucking her.
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: io856 on June 21, 2010, 09:44:28 PM
hahahaha  ;D
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Post by: Wiggs on June 22, 2010, 12:22:37 AM
LOL...that shit would have been awesome if it were true...still funny though.
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: WillGrant on June 22, 2010, 03:26:52 AM
 
When i was younger my uncle
ok stopped reading there  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: webcake on June 22, 2010, 04:13:55 AM
high five for incest!
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: WillGrant on June 22, 2010, 04:19:48 AM
high five for incest!
Cest is best?
If this was my sister Id fuk her  ;D gives a new meaning to rolling ya own  ;D

(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8425/index3dk9.jpg)
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: LatsMcGee on June 22, 2010, 04:35:42 AM
Cest is best?
If this was my sister Id fuk her  ;D gives a new meaning to rolling ya own  ;D

(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8425/index3dk9.jpg)

Would you fuck her if she were your mother?
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: pedro01 on June 22, 2010, 04:41:08 AM
I sorta fucked my 13 year old cousin. In my defence, I was 14 at the time and even her mother is a slut, so it wasn't really my fault.
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: webcake on June 22, 2010, 04:51:56 AM
Cest is best?
If this was my sister Id fuk her  ;D gives a new meaning to rolling ya own  ;D

(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8425/index3dk9.jpg)

I'd fuck your sister too.....
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on June 22, 2010, 05:33:53 AM
no, before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived and a little drunk so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

That is the most hilarious story I've ever read on getbig in my entire life!!! NICE JOB SKYWALKER!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: BayGBM on June 22, 2010, 05:54:25 AM
My partner’s cousins’s brother in law, Eric, is handsome and pretty hunky.  He used to work out and still has the residue of a nice body; I’m guessing he is around 53.  When I saw him a couple months ago, at a family event, he said I was looking jacked.  I flexed my arm and he felt up my bicep.  So then he told me to “feel my chest… I used to bench 280#.” I declined.  

He said, “no no, go ahead feel it” and he flexed his pec muscles. I declined again.  Mind you this is right in front of his son (who happens to be a juicing gymrat), his girlfriend, the whole family, and my partner.  Again, I declined.  He was almost getting mad and said, “look, I felt you… now you feel me.”  I glanced at my partner (we were both laughing inside).  To calm Eric down and feed his ego, I poked at his chest a couple times with my finger and said, “wow, pretty hard.”  Apparently that satisfied him.

After dinner, we were all sitting around laughing and my partner brought up that earlier exchange.  I said Eric should be careful because if he wants to play “grope the muscles” with me, I’m far more into it than he is, and that he is lucky I didn’t ask him to go into the bedroom!  We all burst out laughing.

Later, alone, my partner and I were talking about it and he said, Eric is still a bodybuilder at heart: he is all ego and wants to be physically admired—even in inappropriate settings.  I asked him if Eric was bi.  He said, no and that I should stop dreaming.

I played it cool that night, but yeah, Eric is sexy. :P  His son is pretty hunky too!
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Post by: spinnis on June 22, 2010, 06:02:05 AM
someone just brought teh gay lol
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Post by: webcake on June 22, 2010, 06:04:32 AM
it is getbig, afterall.....
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: spinnis on June 22, 2010, 06:04:56 AM
I have a distant cousin that lives on the floor below me with some big titties. I wouldnt wanna do anything with her, but I would wanna see those titties :/
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Post by: Playboy on June 22, 2010, 06:06:35 AM
Any hot cousins etc?
Dude, thats just wrong.
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: io856 on June 22, 2010, 06:07:19 AM
I hope this is enough to ungay this thread

Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on June 22, 2010, 07:46:13 AM
I hope this is enough to ungay this thread



good photoshop picture right there
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Post by: kiwiol on June 22, 2010, 08:15:27 AM
Incest is hot as long as it happens to someone else ;D
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on June 22, 2010, 08:17:13 AM
Incest is hot as long as it happens to someone else ;D

 ;D
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Post by: tbombz on June 22, 2010, 08:45:13 AM
kind of. my "godsister". shes really cute, seductive eyes, nice shaped phat booty for a white girl. ballet dancer and super flexible and lean. very fuckable. and all of her friends in massachusettes all love me. (i went to go visit when i was 18, me and her are the sdame age, i went to watch her graduation. i went to all the graduation parties with her, got to meet everyone from her high scooll. those chicks all were ga-gta oevr me. even her best friends. pretty sure this instilled some attraction to me as well)
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Post by: blackpele on June 22, 2010, 08:55:39 AM
I have a question to you all, you are a castway in an unknown, isolated, tropical island and the only other person with you is your sister. How many months, years whatever would have to pass when your need for sex makes you see her as a woman and start to fuck her ?






I am pervert, I Know 8)
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 22, 2010, 09:09:49 AM
Bunch of keyhole peepers in here.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 22, 2010, 09:10:03 AM
Without a doubt.  I have a cousin that is just fucking gorgeous.  Flat out a hot woman.  Guys trip over themselves when they see her.  She is a hard ten no doubt.  When I was in my early teens I used to fantasize about her.  Now that just seems sick, but still she was a perfect specimen of what a female should look like
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Post by: kiwiol on June 22, 2010, 09:14:05 AM
Bunch of keyhole peepers in here.

Sounds like you're the one who's been spying on me, perv.
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on June 22, 2010, 09:16:38 AM
My aunt has one of the biggest asses I have seen live while still having a sexy figure so I of course always try stare at it, can't help it. I try do it so that it isn't completely obvious.  :) She's still pretty too, but oh man about 20 years ago...drool...
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Post by: Tapeworm on June 22, 2010, 09:22:56 AM
Sounds like you're the one who's been spying on me, perv.

Damn that squeeky hallway floor!

And cut back on the Dairy Milk while posting.  I like you lean.
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Post by: kiwiol on June 22, 2010, 09:34:55 AM
lol
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Post by: io856 on June 22, 2010, 02:27:51 PM
My aunt has one of the biggest asses I have seen live while still having a sexy figure so I of course always try stare at it, can't help it. I try do it so that it isn't completely obvious.  :) She's still pretty too, but oh man about 20 years ago...drool...
wincest for you
Title: Re: Does anybody here have a relative they find sexy?
Post by: TRIX on June 22, 2010, 04:09:55 PM
LOL step sister step mom not real family
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Post by: Nails on June 22, 2010, 04:11:58 PM
my Xwifes oldest sister was hot.. thats why i fucked her in the azz TRUE STORY ;D