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Title: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Boost on July 02, 2010, 02:51:19 PM
Dave recently posted this on the rx board.

He claims this is what he used to eat at his peak.

Could you handle it?


 

"If most people tried to eat what I ate, you'd be a fat shit!"

MEAL #1: 10 whole eggs with 1 cup oats-- eat cooked
MEAL #2: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #3: 6 McDonalds Cheeseburgers with Fries and 2 Apple Pies
MEAL #4: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #5: 12 whole eggs, 1 cup oats, 1 cup apple juice, 40g whey protein-- BLEND and DRINK
MEAL #6: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #7: Chicken (8oz) with 1 cup rice
MEAL #8: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #9: 12 Whole eggs, 1 cup oats, 1 cup apple juice, 40 g whey-- BLEND and DRINK
MEAL #10: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #11: (middle of night: 3am) 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #12 (middle of night: 5am) 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Skeletor on July 02, 2010, 03:01:44 PM
He made some minor tweaks for contest prep and achieved his all time best look:

(http://sicktracks.com/images/Palumbo_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: tendonitis on July 02, 2010, 03:03:25 PM
offseason diet, clearly offseason diet
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Jizzacked on July 02, 2010, 03:06:51 PM
not enough mcdonalds... I'm calling bs
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on July 02, 2010, 03:10:29 PM
He made some minor tweaks for contest prep and achieved his all time best look:

(http://sicktracks.com/images/Palumbo_2.jpg)
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HAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: gh15 on July 02, 2010, 03:11:30 PM
if you decide to do this food intakw which is common,,cut off the metrex shit they are nto good ,,use mhp comlex weight gainer ,,much much better,,the only company gh15 would recomend and also only for the mhp up the mass ,,

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE DRUGS NEEDED,,LEGIT HUMAN GRADE TEST,,LEGIT GH,, LEGIT DIANABOL FROM PHARMA,,NOT UNDERGROUND ANYTHING,,UNDERGROUND IS ALL BUNK AND JUNK BOTH QUALITY WISE AND PURITY WISE,,

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: JasonH on July 02, 2010, 03:12:06 PM

MEAL #1: 10 whole eggs with 1 cup oats-- eat cooked
MEAL #2: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #3: 6 McDonalds Cheeseburgers with Fries and 2 Apple Pies
MEAL #4: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #5: 12 whole eggs, 1 cup oats, 1 cup apple juice, 40g whey protein-- BLEND and DRINK
MEAL #6: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #7: Chicken (8oz) with 1 cup rice
MEAL #8: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #9: 12 Whole eggs, 1 cup oats, 1 cup apple juice, 40 g whey-- BLEND and DRINK
MEAL #10: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #11: (middle of night: 3am) 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #12 (middle of night: 5am) 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)


Bullshit.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on July 02, 2010, 03:14:45 PM
what is also funny is that this is the ONLY picture of palumbo competing you can really find on the internet.........and no videos

methinks that is a conscious decision so none of palumbos followers know how fucking shitty he looked
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 02, 2010, 05:20:26 PM
Dave recently posted this on the rx board.

He claims this is what he used to eat at his peak.

Could you handle it?


 

"If most people tried to eat what I ate, you'd be a fat shit!"

MEAL #1: 10 whole eggs with 1 cup oats-- eat cooked
MEAL #2: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #3: 6 McDonalds Cheeseburgers with Fries and 2 Apple Pies
MEAL #4: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #5: 12 whole eggs, 1 cup oats, 1 cup apple juice, 40g whey protein-- BLEND and DRINK
MEAL #6: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #7: Chicken (8oz) with 1 cup rice
MEAL #8: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #9: 12 Whole eggs, 1 cup oats, 1 cup apple juice, 40 g whey-- BLEND and DRINK
MEAL #10: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #11: (middle of night: 3am) 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #12 (middle of night: 5am) 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)


Stupidest fucking thing I've ever read, what an idiot!

I guess he forgot to add the Cytomel, DNP, Clen and speed and whatever else drug he can shove into his system.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: lesaucer on July 02, 2010, 05:31:24 PM
bodybuilders= team bullshit masters
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: dustin on July 02, 2010, 05:41:16 PM
Total fucking bullshitter. Bodybuilders always double or sometimes triple the food they supposedly eat, but confide to taking only about a 1/3th or 1/4th of the drugs they're really taking. Work out the math and you'll get the real numbers. That's always how it is.

It's a fucking lie that isn't even worth entertaining. I'll spare the kilojoules of energy by not rolling my eyes over this BS. Dave Palumbo... ::)
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 02, 2010, 07:52:20 PM
Dave went downhill.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Hulkotron on July 02, 2010, 08:09:05 PM
Haha, 34 eggs, 10.5 Met-Rx packets, and six cheeseburgers a day!  A finely tuned athlete for sure.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: WillGrant on July 02, 2010, 08:09:48 PM
Dave went downhill.
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3743/double20stuff.jpg)
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Nirvana on July 02, 2010, 08:42:07 PM
He made some minor tweaks for contest prep and achieved his all time best look:

(http://sicktracks.com/images/Palumbo_2.jpg)
funniest shit on getbig  :D

which exercises will give me that pointy tricep?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 02, 2010, 08:45:45 PM
funniest shit on getbig  :D

which exercises will give me that pointy tricep?

LOL!


Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: viking1 on July 02, 2010, 08:52:03 PM
Damn,  fartman diet  :o
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Shockwave on July 02, 2010, 08:52:51 PM
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3743/double20stuff.jpg)
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Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 04, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
So its the Met-rx packets that must have been the cause of Palumboism.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on July 04, 2010, 08:57:35 PM
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(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3743/double20stuff.jpg)

MOTHERPHUCKER........... ....that is the GREATEST PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF GETBIG


im calling it right NOW............greatest pic EVER!!!!!!!!!!



by the way.................can anyone guess what i will be doing with this pic the second i get done typing this post?????
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 04, 2010, 09:12:22 PM
MOTHERPHUCKER...............that is the GREATEST PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF GETBIG


im calling it right NOW............greatest pic EVER!!!!!!!!!!



by the way.................can anyone guess what i will be doing with this pic the second i get done typing this post?????

Agreed, i want the link to the rest of the pics from this series or preferably pornhub video!!!!
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: Purge_WTF on July 05, 2010, 06:19:32 AM
Dave went downhill.

  "Went"?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: DK II on July 05, 2010, 06:26:31 AM
if you decide to do this food intakw which is common,,cut off the metrex shit they are nto good ,,use mhp comlex weight gainer ,,much much better,,the only company gh15 would recomend and also only for the mhp up the mass ,,

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE DRUGS NEEDED,,LEGIT HUMAN GRADE TEST,,LEGIT GH,, LEGIT DIANABOL FROM PHARMA,,NOT UNDERGROUND ANYTHING,,UNDERGROUND IS ALL BUNK AND JUNK BOTH QUALITY WISE AND PURITY WISE,,

gh15 approved

Hi Dave!
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: funk51 on July 05, 2010, 12:03:48 PM
Dave recently posted this on the rx board.

He claims this is what he used to eat at his peak.

Could you handle it?


 

"If most people tried to eat what I ate, you'd be a fat shit!"

MEAL #1: 10 whole eggs with 1 cup oats-- eat cooked
MEAL #2: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #3: 6 McDonalds Cheeseburgers with Fries and 2 Apple Pies
MEAL #4: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #5: 12 whole eggs, 1 cup oats, 1 cup apple juice, 40g whey protein-- BLEND and DRINK
MEAL #6: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #7: Chicken (8oz) with 1 cup rice
MEAL #8: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #9: 12 Whole eggs, 1 cup oats, 1 cup apple juice, 40 g whey-- BLEND and DRINK
MEAL #10: 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #11: (middle of night: 3am) 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)
MEAL #12 (middle of night: 5am) 1.5 Met-Rx Packets (white packet) with 100g carb (ultrafuel)

bullshit.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 05, 2010, 12:27:27 PM
MOTHERPHUCKER...............that is the GREATEST PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF GETBIG


im calling it right NOW............greatest pic EVER!!!!!!!!!!



by the way.................can anyone guess what i will be doing with this pic the second i get done typing this post?????

The picture is okay. The picture would be better if it was Swede and Kiwiol lying on their backs (no homo).
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: drkaje on July 05, 2010, 12:44:30 PM
So its the Met-rx packets that must have been the cause of Palumboism.

I'm no fan of Met-Rx but that gut can't be blamed on anything but gH. :)
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's offseason diet!
Post by: kiwiol on July 05, 2010, 12:59:47 PM
The picture is okay. The picture would be better if it was Swede and Kiwiol lying on their backs (no homo).

I thought we were pals >:( :-X ;D