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Title: This is SEXY - Selma Hayek
Post by: noworries on July 10, 2010, 11:22:27 PM
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: slicksta on July 10, 2010, 11:47:40 PM
 :o :o :o damn!
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: Tapeworm on July 11, 2010, 12:18:37 AM
Put together!  8)
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: DK II on July 11, 2010, 12:38:40 AM
One of the best scenes put on film ever, and Salma is the perfect female there....  :o :o
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: Dreadlifter on July 11, 2010, 01:06:55 AM
Yum yum yum.

Probably my number 1 movie scene.

My number 2 is the opening scene from Barbarella where Jane Fonda strips out of her space suit in zero gravity.
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: Stark on July 11, 2010, 03:18:46 AM
lol I love the guy playing the guitar hes in a lot of rodrigues and tarantino movies - he's the perfect shifty looking mexican :D
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: johnnynoname on July 11, 2010, 03:21:51 AM
where as I can see that she is VERY sexy, Salma doesn't "do it for me"..........and "No"- it's not because she isn't a guy, you assholes


.....It's because she looks too much like my sister













....no, I don't have any nudes of my sister


....and, my sister's husband is a really butch biker dude with  bad ass tattoos and he will rip through the computer screen and chop off any off your dicks, you assholes
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: JasonH on July 11, 2010, 03:28:42 AM
lol I love the guy playing the guitar hes in a lot of rodrigues and tarantino movies - he's the perfect shifty looking mexican :D

Not as shifty as Sex Machine / Razor Charlie  8)

(http://www.empiremovies.com/_word_press/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/danny-trejo.jpg)

Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: Tapeworm on July 11, 2010, 03:55:45 AM
lol I love the guy playing the guitar hes in a lot of rodrigues and tarantino movies - he's the perfect shifty looking mexican :D

Haha dude they all look like that!  ;D
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: clued-up on July 11, 2010, 04:05:05 AM
Salma doesn't "do it for me"

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Salma%20Hayek-28.jpg)

I'm with you....

She’s naturally thick and chunky.. with short, stubby limbs.

She probably kills herself to stay as slim as she does.

Decent tits.. nothing special. 
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: _bruce_ on July 11, 2010, 04:58:42 AM
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Salma%20Hayek-28.jpg)

I'm with you....

She’s naturally thick and chunky.. with short, stubby limbs.

She probably kills herself to stay as slim as she does.

Decent tits.. nothing special. 


A yummy one.
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: doison on July 11, 2010, 05:32:06 AM
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Salma%20Hayek-28.jpg)

I'm with you....

She’s naturally thick and chunky.. with short, stubby limbs.

She probably kills herself to stay as slim as she does.

Decent tits.. nothing special. 


You're so deep in the closet you're finding jean jackets and skidz pants. 

Just let yourself be who you are.  You don't have to prove anything to anyone. 
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: G_Thang on July 11, 2010, 06:21:07 AM
1000th post on this chick.  ok mex chick with lebanese edge.       

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/angelito_016/1selena.gif)

afro for sure running thru selena.
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: noworries on July 11, 2010, 07:08:56 AM
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Salma%20Hayek-28.jpg)

I'm with you....

She’s naturally thick and chunky.. with short, stubby limbs.

She probably kills herself to stay as slim as she does.

Decent tits.. nothing special. 


yea okay Romeo

Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: clued-up on July 11, 2010, 07:32:09 AM
Tastes vary.

Something a little more aesthetically pleasing...
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: Van_Bilderass on July 11, 2010, 08:03:22 AM
Tastes vary.

Something a little more aesthetically pleasing...

A bone rack. :D
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: doison on July 11, 2010, 08:04:59 AM
Tastes vary.

Something a little more aesthetically pleasing...

So you're saying that if you could replace Salma's ass with a young boy's ass you'd think she was hot?  
That's the only real difference I see between the two.....unless you think the little boy should also have long blonde hair.
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: noworries on July 11, 2010, 08:11:20 AM
Tastes vary.

Something a little more aesthetically pleasing...

keep posint pics of hot chicks cause you have alot to make up for with those stupid remarks you made about Salma.  How is the hell can you say she has decent tits nothing special.  Get some glasses.  By the way, post some tits you say are great (and real)
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: johnnynoname on July 11, 2010, 08:46:49 AM
btw, i need to restate that she "doesn't do anything for me" not because she isn't sexy.

NO- she is VERY sexy- it's just that she looks like my sister- that's all


I don't want people to think i'm one of those "internet studs" who says that a "10" isn't hot.  We all know those types
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: DK II on July 11, 2010, 08:51:54 AM
btw, i need to restate that she "doesn't do anything for me" not because she isn't sexy.

NO- she is VERY sexy- it's just that she looks like my sister- that's all


I don't want people to think i'm one of those "internet studs" who says that a "10" isn't hot.  We all know those types

LOL, getbig is full of guys that either pay for sex or haven't fucked anything besides their hand in the last 5 years yet they would turn down Angelina Jolie / Jessica Alba / Jennifer Biel / Jennifer Lopez / Lindsay Lohan because she has no tits / to much tits / no ass / too much ass or "don't like her attitude".  ;D ;D
Title: Funniest emails I have seen in ages I am litteraly crying laughing
Post by: Stark on July 11, 2010, 11:09:13 AM
www.dontevenreply.com click on the top rated the guy is a fucking genius :D

here is one and I post some more

==========================================================


 High-rise Fridge Delivery
Posted at: 2009-07-06 09:51:49
Original ad:
I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I'm asking $300 for it. I am located in Brooklyn, but will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee.
From Mike Partlow to ************@**********.org

Hello,

I am very interested in your fridge. Is it still available? If so, how much would you charge to deliver it to my place in the city?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

Yes mike it is still available. I will deliver it for an extra $50. where is your place located?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

I want it delivered to my office on the 67th floor of the ********* Building on **rd st and **********. Now I am pretty sure that the fridge won't fit in the elevator, and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry it up the stairs. I hope this won't be a problem.

When can you deliver it? I work Monday-Friday 9-5 and can be there any time. I do need it sooner rather than later, however.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

that is absurd. Im not going to heave this very heavy fridge up 67 flights of stairs. Dosent your building have a cargo/utility elevator?

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs. There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. They don't let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn't an option.

From marty ******* to Me

absolutely not. do you have any idea how heavy this thing is? why do you even need a full size fridge in your office? just buy one of those small mini fridges.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

You are obviously not a very good salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your product. How is that working out for you? Do you make a lot of money that way?

Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out of there. I plan on disguising the fridge as a filing cabinet so my company will not get suspicious. If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet. Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actually a fridge.

How does next Tuesday work? I am free all day.

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

mike I don't think you understood me. I am NOT delivering the fridge to your office. it's way too big and heavy, and I doubt you will find anyone willing to carry it up to the 67th floor.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty,

I'm sorry, I must have misread your ad. I could have sworn it said "will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee." Am I crazy, or did your ad say that?

I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it."

From marty ******* to Me

Hey listen asshole. You are a Fuckin idiot if you honestly think somebody will do this. It has nothing to do with strength it is just an insane request. the only way you will get a fucking fridge up there is with an elevator. fuck off.

From Mike Partlow to marty *******

Marty, I get what you are saying. It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this.

Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade.

So see you Tuesday?

Mike

From marty ******* to Me

shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: This is SEXY - Selma Hayek
Post by: Ex Coelis on July 11, 2010, 02:00:30 PM
Salma al Hayak
Title: Re: This is SEXY - Selma Hayek
Post by: Parker on July 11, 2010, 02:38:29 PM
Amn, I'd watch any movie of hers, just to see her. She could be on Sesame Street for all I care (and yes, I had a crush on Maria), I just want to look at her.
Title: Re: This is SEXY - Selma Hayek
Post by: tallandfat on July 11, 2010, 03:44:56 PM
too bad so short
Title: Re: This is SEXY - Selma Hayek
Post by: Jaime on July 11, 2010, 03:48:11 PM
She has always been hot. I think it goes past preferances.
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: chaos on July 11, 2010, 04:33:24 PM
1000th post on this chick.  ok mex chick with lebanese edge.       

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/angelito_016/1selena.gif)

afro for sure running thru selena.
And where is she now? :D


JNN, post the nudes of your sis, quit being a dick and holding out on us!!! >:(
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: johnnynoname on July 11, 2010, 07:39:49 PM
And where is she now? :D


JNN, post the nudes of your sis, quit being a dick and holding out on us!!! >:(

i don't have any.  Plus she is older now

it's funny cuz she married a rough neck that is just like you actually
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: James Blunt on July 11, 2010, 07:46:36 PM
So you're saying that if you could replace Salma's ass with a young boy's ass you'd think she was hot?  
That's the only real difference I see between the two.....unless you think the little boy should also have long blonde hair.
Why does it have to have anything to do with ''a young boys ass?''

That's such a creepy weird description of anything that's obviously feminine. Leave the young boys alone sir....
Title: Re: This is SEXY - Selma Hayek
Post by: Migs on July 11, 2010, 08:52:16 PM
perfect
Title: Re: This is SEXY - Selma Hayek
Post by: The_Punisher on July 12, 2010, 08:18:09 AM



there was an Article about Quentin Tanrantino's foot fetish. this scene was not there by mistake
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: CT_Muscle on July 12, 2010, 08:35:08 AM
where as I can see that she is VERY sexy, Salma doesn't "do it for me"..........and "No"- it's not because she isn't a guy, you assholes


.....It's because she looks too much like my sister













....no, I don't have any nudes of my sister


....and, my sister's husband is a really butch biker dude with  bad ass tattoos and he will rip through the computer screen and chop off any off your dicks, you assholes
;D
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: Parker on July 12, 2010, 09:24:58 AM
i don't have any.  Plus she is older now

it's funny cuz she married a rough neck that is just like you actually
Damn, she has Daddy Issues too?!
Rebellion against Daddy is sooo en vogue these days.
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 12, 2010, 09:54:11 AM
LOL, getbig is full of guys that either pay for sex or haven't fucked anything besides their hand in the last 5 years yet they would turn down Angelina Jolie / Jessica Alba / Jennifer Biel / Jennifer Lopez / Lindsay Lohan because she has no tits / to much tits / no ass / too much ass or "don't like her attitude".  ;D ;D

I wouldn't look twice at Jennifer Lopez if she was just a girl in the street....Lindsay Lohan is a cute girl  but no raving beauty.

The other two are gorgeous women


PS.....this is the first time I have to disagree with james001 about women.....Selma is insanely hot


PPS......G Thang.....not everyone thinks Spanish/cuban/mexi/brazillian women with big asses and small tits are perfection. we get that you do
Title: Re: This is SEXY - Selma Hayek
Post by: clued-up on July 12, 2010, 07:05:14 PM
The implants helped, I admit.

Still, if I saw the gal walking down the street she’d look like a short, squatty Mexican chick, with a rather plain face and massive jaw line.. I wouldn’t get too excited.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/startracks/080804/salma_hayek.jpg)

(http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Salma_Hayek/207212/Salma_Hayek.jpg)
Title: Re: This is SEXY - Selma Hayek
Post by: kiwiol on July 12, 2010, 07:13:04 PM
Salma is hot, but Paz Vega is a LOT hotter
Title: Re: Godamm this is SEXY
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on July 12, 2010, 09:17:01 PM
Tastes vary.

Something a little more aesthetically pleasing...

Nothing wrong with that ass. But in the end it's the big ass that will get the dick hard.