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Title: How to kill your career as a guru before it starts in 5 easy steps
Post by: mwbbuilder on August 10, 2010, 01:58:30 PM

1. Advertise your services during your highly visible contest prep.

2. Document your lackadaisical approach contest prep and your lackadaisical diet while traveling every weekend before the show.

3. Advertise hormone consulting yet look like a beginning natural bodybuilder at your show.

4. Conduct a web site interview while intoxicated.

5. End up in the hospital afterward and document your medical problems to the world every step of the way.

Title: Re: How to kill your career as a guru before it starts in 5 easy steps
Post by: Natural Man on August 10, 2010, 02:13:05 PM

haha so true.

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Title: Re: How to kill your career as a guru before it starts in 5 easy steps
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 10, 2010, 02:22:22 PM

Quote from: mwbbuilder on August 10, 2010, 01:58:30 PM

1. Advertise your services during your highly visible contest prep.

2. Document your lackadaisical approach contest prep and your lackadaisical diet while traveling every weekend before the show.

3. Advertise hormone consulting yet look like a beginning natural bodybuilder at your show.

4. Conduct a web site interview while intoxicated.

5. End up in the hospital afterward and document your medical problems to the world every step of the way.

I'll take Aaron Slingearman for 500  

Title: Re: How to kill your career as a guru before it starts in 5 easy steps
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 10, 2010, 03:43:10 PM

yep, that pretty much sums it up right there.

but if u want to hear more about this very topic just tune into off topic radio this wednesday at 6pm  ::)