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Title: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: affeman on August 15, 2010, 08:32:31 AM
There's only one guy who has won every single Pro Show he entered. Is he the best BB on the planet?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISAhuWC0qeE/Sbpfkbk_nvI/AAAAAAAAEzY/fHdKM3gZWJE/s400/Evan+Centopani+04.jpg)
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 15, 2010, 08:37:14 AM
There's only one guy who has won every single Pro Show he entered. Is he the best BB on the planet?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISAhuWC0qeE/Sbpfkbk_nvI/AAAAAAAAEzY/fHdKM3gZWJE/s400/Evan+Centopani+04.jpg)

well when his pro resume only is ONE show that doesn't say much  :-\

Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: che on August 15, 2010, 08:42:53 AM
There's only one guy who has won every single Pro Show he entered. Is he the best BB on the planet?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISAhuWC0qeE/Sbpfkbk_nvI/AAAAAAAAEzY/fHdKM3gZWJE/s400/Evan+Centopani+04.jpg)

What about Essa ?
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: affeman on August 15, 2010, 08:45:44 AM
What about Essa ?

Essa will get defeated at the Olympia, so Evan remains the only undefeated Pro.
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: the Algebra Wizard on August 15, 2010, 08:56:51 AM
What about .........   Seth Feroce ?
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: G_Thang on August 15, 2010, 09:01:30 AM
he's doing 2011 Arnold.
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Meso_z on August 15, 2010, 09:02:58 AM
he's doing 2011 Arnold.
cant wait.  ::)
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Figo on August 15, 2010, 09:28:44 AM
what about larry scott?
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: johnnynoname on August 15, 2010, 09:30:31 AM
the only thing i like about centopani is that his uncle is Paul Roma
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Immortal_Technique on August 15, 2010, 09:35:09 AM
By the same token what about this guy? ;D

(http://galeriekulturistiky.webz.cz/richards/Vic%20Richards%2008.JPG)

Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 15, 2010, 09:36:49 AM
By the same token what about this guy? ;D

(http://galeriekulturistiky.webz.cz/richards/Vic%20Richards%2008.JPG)



he never competed so therefore he never won or lost
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Figo on August 15, 2010, 09:37:42 AM
By the same token what about this guy? ;D

(http://galeriekulturistiky.webz.cz/richards/Vic%20Richards%2008.JPG)



he sure elevated the standard of nigerian bbing for 1 year...
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Immortal_Technique on August 15, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
he never competed so therefore he never won or lost

Read the title of the thread.
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: hazbin on August 15, 2010, 12:09:05 PM
what about larry scott?

Larry competed in the 1980 Diamond Cup, won by Roy Callender.
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 15, 2010, 12:18:09 PM
Read the title of the thread.

again you can be defeated or undefeated if you never competed to begin with.
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Sir Bigness on August 15, 2010, 10:44:36 PM
There's only one guy who has won every single Pro Show he entered. Is he the best BB on the planet?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISAhuWC0qeE/Sbpfkbk_nvI/AAAAAAAAEzY/fHdKM3gZWJE/s400/Evan+Centopani+04.jpg)

He's doing well!!
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: benchmstr on August 15, 2010, 10:47:06 PM
evans a cool dude.....

bench
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on August 16, 2010, 03:20:51 AM
Essa will get defeated at the Olympia, so Evan remains the only undefeated Pro.


so its fear of competing that we're actually admiring here..
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 16, 2010, 03:22:51 AM
what about lee priest.....
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: LatsMcGee on August 16, 2010, 03:23:59 AM
Like the average stalker......
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Ron on August 16, 2010, 07:09:47 AM

There are a few pros that are undefeated right now as an IFBB pro.  That is until the Olympia, if they choose to compete there...

Seth Feroce was untouchable at the Europa Super Show in Dallas and looks to be perhaps a top 4 finishers at the 2010 Olympia 202lbs and under competition.

As for Essa and evan, if they compete at the Olympia Open, will they even make the top 10?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Stavios on August 16, 2010, 07:21:04 AM
There are a few pros that are undefeated right now as an IFBB pro.  That is until the Olympia, if they choose to compete there...

Seth Feroce was untouchable at the Europa Super Show in Dallas and looks to be perhaps a top 4 finishers at the 2010 Olympia 202lbs and under competition.

As for Essa and evan, if they compete at the Olympia Open, will they even make the top 10?

Hidetada fucking yamagishi made the top 10 last year, are you out of your mind ?

Of course Evan would be top 10
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: tendonitis on August 16, 2010, 07:48:07 AM
Peaceful 28 sure defeated Stalkerpani's ass.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Rearden Metal on August 16, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Hidetada fucking yamagishi made the top 10 last year, are you out of your mind ?

Of course Evan would be top 10

Rhetorical question, Stavy? Yaroni is clearly half a tard when it comes to assessing physiques.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 18, 2010, 07:21:57 PM
Peaceful 28 sure defeated Stalkerpani's ass.
LOLOLOL!  This one always makes me laugh.  I would dare to say this is bodybuildings biggest meltdown of all time.
  After over a year of stalking and pleading his undying love for her, she falls into anothers arms. Evan stalked this girl far and wide, only to fail.
Being a bodybuilder, he cannot handle the shame and ego crush that came with this. So he enlists the ears of many a bro on the forums to spread stories about her being fake and a bunch of other shit. lmao
He enlists the biggest of schmoes to back his name, on that list are PJ Dong and Slingerman. Who take great measures to cover Evans embarassment by having his back.
What I DO find interesting is that this story never surfaces on MD. No one has the balls to mention it.  LOL

I guess that is why I like GB, they keep it real.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: TRIX on August 18, 2010, 09:35:49 PM
ALL ALKALINE WATER
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Master Blaster on August 18, 2010, 10:07:43 PM
Read the title of the thread.

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3642/mofoyh4au3s.gif) (http://www.gifanatics.com/gif/samuel-l-jackson-read-mutha-fkn-thread)  
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 18, 2010, 10:17:13 PM
ALL ALKALINE WATER

Probably. It will put the best of us in suicidal turmoil.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Meso_z on August 19, 2010, 01:04:17 AM
LOLOLOL!  This one always makes me laugh.  I would dare to say this is bodybuildings biggest meltdown of all time.
  After over a year of stalking and pleading his undying love for her, she falls into anothers arms. Evan stalked this girl far and wide, only to fail.
Being a bodybuilder, he cannot handle the shame and ego crush that came with this. So he enlists the ears of many a bro on the forums to spread stories about her being fake and a bunch of other shit. lmao
He enlists the biggest of schmoes to back his name, on that list are PJ Dong and Slingerman. Who take great measures to cover Evans embarassment by having his back.
What I DO find interesting is that this story never surfaces on MD. No one has the balls to mention it.  LOL

I guess that is why I like GB, they keep it real.
whats the thread?  :D
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Parker on August 19, 2010, 01:37:24 AM
LOLOLOL!  This one always makes me laugh.  I would dare to say this is bodybuildings biggest meltdown of all time.
  After over a year of stalking and pleading his undying love for her, she falls into anothers arms. Evan stalked this girl far and wide, only to fail.
Being a bodybuilder, he cannot handle the shame and ego crush that came with this. So he enlists the ears of many a bro on the forums to spread stories about her being fake and a bunch of other shit. lmao
He enlists the biggest of schmoes to back his name, on that list are PJ Dong and Slingerman. Who take great measures to cover Evans embarassment by having his back.
What I DO find interesting is that this story never surfaces on MD. No one has the balls to mention it.  LOL

I guess that is why I like GB, they keep it real.
Who was that skinny blond chica he was pictured with. Everybody was saying that's his girl...

Well, you can
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 19, 2010, 08:23:22 AM
whats the thread?  :D

There is no current thread.
 Any truth posted about this, Evan will start pulling out his hair and tossing his laptop across the room. lol
He then crys to those in power, to delete it.

Im actually suprised there pit hasnt gotten ahold of it. Its comedy gold.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Meso_z on August 19, 2010, 08:46:39 AM
There is no current thread.
 Any truth posted about this, Evan will start pulling out his hair and tossing his laptop across the room. lol
He then crys to those in power, to delete it.

Im actually suprised there pit hasnt gotten ahold of it. Its comedy gold.

what happened exactly? any cliffs?  :D
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 19, 2010, 08:48:13 AM
Who was that skinny blond chica he was pictured with. Everybody was saying that's his girl...

Well, you can

If its the one I am thinking of, no, its Tara Babcock.  I think she was one of MDs featured monthly models once or something. I may be wrong though.

To my knowledge he is dating his on again off again local girl.
I think she is the one in the front of the pic here.

 


If it is, Babcock would definately be a good upgrade for him.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 19, 2010, 08:51:43 AM
what happened exactly? any cliffs?  :D

The legendary Blockhead is much better at writing cliffs than I. So I will copy in his story.


                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End.




The above is courtesy of Blockhead, the truth teller of the bodybuilding world.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Meso_z on August 19, 2010, 09:01:37 AM
ahahahahah! WTF!

how did i miss that...omgf  ;D
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Buckeye on August 19, 2010, 09:06:51 AM
I always liked Evan. I hope he comes out strong soon and tears up some competitions. I also enjoy Erik "the house" Fankhouser since he is from my neck of the woods and is a down to earth humble guy.  goodluck to him in the Olympia
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: French on August 19, 2010, 01:22:45 PM
Top 4 for Olympia 2011.

Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: G_Thang on August 19, 2010, 01:47:50 PM
Top 4 for Olympia Arnold 2011.



next show 2013 Qualifier n  Olympia
Title: Re: The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Immortal_Technique on August 19, 2010, 02:17:57 PM
again you can be defeated or undefeated if you never competed to begin with.

Haha what? Has he ever been defeated?  ::) No.

Way to not register my ironic tip of the hat to the open ended wording of the thread title.

I think you may have Asperger's syndrome.

Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 19, 2010, 07:05:04 PM
This just in:  Stalkerpani does not like this thread.

It must suck not to have the protection you are afforded at MD forums.

I can just picture him stomping around in his mom and dads basement now. ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on August 19, 2010, 07:57:35 PM
The legendary Blockhead is much better at writing cliffs than I. So I will copy in his story.


                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End.




The above is courtesy of Blockhead, the truth teller of the bodybuilding world.
'




having a bodybuilding forum must be good for pulling pussy.........seems like everyone high on the bodybuilding forum foodchain at MD and RX uses it as their own personal dating site........i guess it doesnt take much to wow a fitness slut.........they hear you have thread deletion privileges, your good to go



those fuckholes over at RX are particularly shameless............alm ost every one of them must prowl the site like chickenhawks looking to "impress" any girl that isnt overly-masculinized from male hormones................ all of them:  sean andros, Producer "Jeff", Romano............seem to be using the site to leverage pussy, i think they all are dating chicks from the site

what a bunch of losers........ ::) ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 19, 2010, 10:19:04 PM
What amazes me about all of this is Evan has the most outlandish story and has creeped through it relatively unscathed.

Hell hath no fury like a bodybuilder ego scorned and the lengths he will go through.  LOLOL





http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=302197.msg4325541#msg4325541
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Meso_z on August 19, 2010, 11:44:22 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 20, 2010, 04:24:12 PM
:D

quoted for truth
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: arce1988 on August 20, 2010, 04:50:28 PM
 Palumbo
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 22, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
Bump because word has it, someone is having a meltdown over this thread.   ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Skeletor on August 22, 2010, 06:48:06 PM
Top 4 for Olympia 2011.

Brutal angles
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: kiwiol on August 22, 2010, 09:35:18 PM
Palumbo

STFU with your book-sized posts. No one wants to read all that crap everytime ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Meso_z on August 23, 2010, 04:10:11 AM
Bump because word has it, someone is having a meltdown over this thread.   ::)
You mean that Stalkerpani is getting a bit "antsy"?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on August 23, 2010, 08:24:37 AM
You mean that Stalkerpani is getting a bit "antsy"?

Something like that. LOL
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on September 09, 2010, 06:33:57 PM
Happy National Internet Stalker Day!    :D
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 09, 2010, 06:55:40 PM
evan u seemed normal at the gym when we talked 2 weeks ago

is this true what blockead said?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on September 09, 2010, 08:04:45 PM
evan u seemed normal at the gym when we talked 2 weeks ago

is this true what blockead said?

Completely true and varified, if you are talking about this:

                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End.




 - Block!


Block completely one-ups the industry when it comes to inside gossip and stories that bodybuilders "just don't want out".   ;)   
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Meso_z on September 09, 2010, 08:22:29 PM
Completely true and varified, if you are talking about this:

                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End.




 - Block!


Block completely one-ups the industry when it comes to inside gossip and stories that bodybuilders "just don't want out".   ;)   

can you imagine the guy melting over at his parents basement along with his double chin and throwing his "glass" tuperware all over the place?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on September 10, 2010, 02:06:03 PM
can you imagine the guy melting over at his parents basement along with his double chin and throwing his "glass" tuperware all over the place?

Talk about issues.   :-\
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 10, 2010, 07:02:44 PM
i saw evan was drinking from plastic poland spring bottles at the gym
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on September 14, 2010, 05:39:12 PM
i saw evan was drinking from plastic poland spring bottles at the gym

 ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Meso_z on September 15, 2010, 12:04:49 AM
the syringes he uses are from plastic too. how come he hates plastic then? ::) it must be his best friend.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: EL Mariachi on September 15, 2010, 12:12:19 AM
First oif all Evan is a great guy don get me wrong here, but i had to log in to pick a bone, second, evan is  a fuckin sociopath, he thinks he's something special with his water tank, never enters a show doesnt want to lose, comes across as a retard from all the drugs he's on.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: affeman on September 15, 2010, 03:37:56 AM
Completely true and varified, if you are talking about this:

                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End.




 - Block!


Block completely one-ups the industry when it comes to inside gossip and stories that bodybuilders "just don't want out".   ;)   

Are the original threads still online on MD? Who was that peaceful lady?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: _bruce_ on September 15, 2010, 03:41:35 AM
Peaceful 28 sure defeated Stalkerpani's ass.

That name rings a bell.
The blonde with the disgusting poodle.
Is Evan silly?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2010, 03:51:32 AM
I hope he gets bit by a Brazilian Wandering Spider, and while on his way to the hospital, a Bushmaster, then while lying in the hospital bed, a Brown Recluse...by that time he'd blow up to 500 pounds, but have lost 1/3 of his skin, looks like mishapened Barney The Dinosaur, and possilby have grown a 5th limb.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani - The only undefeated Pro!
Post by: Robgun1 on September 15, 2010, 07:57:57 AM
Are the original threads still online on MD? Who was that peaceful lady?

No its orginally from this great thread. Very well hidden, but full of win and also full of some extreme truth. Blockhead outdid himself with this.
 http://ilovespam.com/board/index.php?topic=247.0

(Note to Slingearman, this is how he should do his gossip column. Maybe he should borrow content from there. Seems that is how he finds his content anyway)

I have also seen where people posted it at other boards as well.
No way would that last at MD for over 30 seconds. lmao  
Anything posted about Stalkerpani over there and his friendship turned obsession with Peaceful28 would result in an immediate banning. ;D

I remember when he got into her MD account, to read her PMs from romanoschmoe. One of the mods over there thought it was shitty and posted in his Q&A thread asking him if he enjoyed reading other peoples messages and asked him if he was planning on getting into any other accounts of girls at MD.
That Mod was immediately given a lifetime ban.

To this day it still doesnt say ban under his name though. They didnt want to draw attention to it, so he is on a lifetime "timeout". LULZ