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A garbage collector in Cairns, Australia, is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.
There's no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.
Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Chinese man.
"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.
"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.
"No! No! Mate, where's your dust bin?"
"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector with added emphasis, "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"
"OK, OK," replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin and whispers in the collector's ear.....
"I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"
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haha, its funny cause its true.................... .they talk like retards :D :D
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haha, its funny cause its true.................... .they talk like retards :D :D
that actually made me laugh out loud lol
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haha, its funny cause its true.................... .dey twalk like wetalds :D :D
Fixed.
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LOL
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same little Japanese thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?
The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says...
(Get your Japanese accent ready...)
"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
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LOL
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same little Japanese thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?
The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says...
(Get your Japanese accent ready...)
"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
hahaha thats not Kyomu ;D
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LOL
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same little Japanese thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?
The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says...
(Get your Japanese accent ready...)
"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
medium-funny joke, just two things why it doesn't work:
Japanese don't yell, especially not to their customers. ;D ;D ;D
The chinese joke was funny though.
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medium-funny joke, just two things why it doesn't work:
Japanese don't yell, especially not to their customers. ;D ;D ;D
The chinese joke was funny though.
If you being politically incorrect you have to atleast be correct,
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Japanese don't yell, especially not to their customers.
Even if they're vewy angwy ??? ;D
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Even if they're vewy angwy ??? ;D
dude are you ignorant or somethings Japs and chinks almost have nothing in common besides shrimp dicks, they don't even look the same.
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dude are you ignorant or somethings Japs and chinks almost have nothing in common besides shrimp dicks, they don't even look the same.
I know. It was just a play on words for a laugh in a thread about racist jokes centred around Asian accents. Relax.
The one I posted is not my joke, BTW. I Googled Nissan Main dealer (the joke's made it's rounds in a few forums) and copy / pasted it in this thread. You can substitute a Chinese guy for the Japanese if it will make it easier for you to digest, lol.
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If you being politically incorrect you have to atleast be correct,
Yes, that's what i mean.
Even if they're vewy angwy ??? ;D
No, they don't even get angry. You would try very hard to get a Japanese angry... :-[ :-[
dude are you ignorant or somethings Japs and chinks almost have nothing in common besides shrimp dicks, they don't even look the same.
Yes, that is correct.
I know. It was just a play on words for a laugh in a thread about racist jokes centred around Asian accents. Relax.
The one I posted is not my joke, BTW. I Googled Nissan Main dealer (the joke's made it's round in a few forums) and copy / pasted it in this thread. You can substitute a Chinese guy for the Japanese if it will make it easier for you to digest, lol.
Ok, i will do that, thanks a lot for your (almost Japanese-level) customer service, Kiwi. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I know. It was just a play on words for a laugh in a thread about racist jokes centred around Asian accents. Relax.
The one I posted is not my joke, BTW. I Googled Nissan Main dealer (the joke's made it's round in a few forums) and copy / pasted it in this thread. You can substitute a Chinese guy for the Japanese if it will make it easier for you to digest, lol.
Haha gee "Lusting4nob" seems quite a bit sensitive on the issue of accents , maybe people tease him aboust that fem lisp he has ??? ;D
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Ok, i will do that, thanks a lot for your (almost Japanese-level) customer service, Kiwi. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Arigato
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Arigato
doitashimashite. ;D
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doitashimashite. ;D
Banzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ;D
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I know. It was just a play on words for a laugh in a thread about racist jokes centred around Asian accents. Relax.
The one I posted is not my joke, BTW. I Googled Nissan Main dealer (the joke's made it's rounds in a few forums) and copy / pasted it in this thread. You can substitute a Chinese guy for the Japanese if it will make it easier for you to digest, lol.
Racist jokes are a serious matter. Would fat bastard be funny if he talked with a italian accent fuck no, why do you not get this for jap's and chinks.
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Racist jokes are a serious matter. Would fat bastard be funny if he talked with a italian accent fuck no, why do you not get this for jap's and chinks.
Fair enough. I'll try and be less sloppy in the future, lol :)
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Racist jokes are a serious matter. Would fat bastard be funny if he talked with a italian accent fuck no, why do you not get this for jap's and chinks.
Relax, i think Kiwi has already fixed his mistake.
Just to make it sure, would you find it funny if i mistook Steve Irwin for a NZ? :o :o :o :o :o
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Racist jokes are a serious matter. Would fat bastard be funny if he talked with a italian accent fuck no, why do you not get this for jap's and chinks.
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Dolph is not impressed with your seriousness
(http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/rocky-4.jpg)
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Dolph is not impressed with your seriousness
No one is as serious as Dolph.
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Relax, i think Kiwi has already fixed his mistake.
Just to make it sure, would you find it funny if i mistook Steve Irwin for a NZ? :o :o :o :o :o
Same language same race same history horrible example. The chinese and japanese have so little in common you'd think they live in different parts of the world. The only thing that really links the too is a shared writing system.
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There's only 2 kinds of people I really hate - racists...
...and n1gg#rs*
*insert your own choice here - Spics / Chinks etc
This also works with homophobics and fagg0ts ;D
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Dolph is not impressed with your seriousness
(http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/rocky-4.jpg)
Your proving my point just compare the size difference between the pure arayan and the dirty wop. Hitler had the right god dam idea dammit.
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Same language same race same history horrible example. The chinese and japanese have so little in common you'd think they live in different parts of the world. The only thing that really links the too is a shared writing system.
Not really.
Achtually, if you see this historically, the Japanese borrowed a lot from the Chinese if you go back 1500 years, then again Neo-Confucianism in the 16th century.
Today though, they don't even share a writing system, Chinese cannot understand written Japanese at all. Vice versa, Japanese have it easier to understand Chinese, but still a person with no knowledge about the chinese language could not understand Chinese.
It's like a guy from England trying to read Greek. He might understand a few of the characters from his mathmatics class, but cannot understand what's written there.
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Not really.
Achtually, if you see this historically, the Japanese borrowed a lot from the Chinese if you go back 1500 years, then again Neo-Confucianism in the 16th century.
Today though, they don't even share a writing system, Chinese cannot understand written Japanese at all. Vice versa, Japanese have it easier to understand Chinese, but still a person with no knowledge about the chinese language could not understand Chinese.
It's like a guy from England trying to read Greek. He might understand a few of the characters from his mathmatics class, but cannot understand what's written there.
Agreed, but even what the japenese borrowed from the chinese is a stretch. We borrowed alot of tech from the chinese as well, and at the same time the Jap's borrowed alot from the states and europe.
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Agreed, but even what the japenese borrowed from the chinese is a stretch. We borrowed alot of tech from the chinese as well, and at the same time the Jap's borrowed alot from the states and europe.
Sorry, i don't get you there.
Japan imported Buddhism from China in 586, along with Buddhism came Taoism, Confucianism and the writing system, architecture, technology and so on.
So China has influenced Japanese culture A LOT in the beginning.
But from then on, Japan mainly went on his own way, and today there isn't much left that is similar to China in Japan.
cBTW,vthis can be said about a lot of cultures, i have stated before that modern European culture and ethics are mainly based on Greece and Judaism. Europe also got a lot of technology from the (back then) very advanced Arabs.
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hahaha thats not Kyomu ;D
Kyomu is missed around here he was always talking about "mentally ill'd" posters and bringing entertaintments from the local spanish establishments along with video's of Paco which we couldnt understand. So lets play one of BDB's songs in memory of him ;D
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Kyomu is missed around here he was always talking about "mentally ill'd" posters and bringing entertaintments from the local spanish establishments along with video's of Paco which we couldnt understand. So lets play one of BDB's songs in memory of him ;D
;D ;D ;D
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:D
" my life's accomplishment is learning another language " hahaha
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Made my motherfucking day.
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A garbage collector in Cairns, Australia, is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.
There's no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.
Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Chinese man.
"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.
"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising (Realizing) the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.
"No! No! Mate, where's your dust bin?"
"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector with added emphasis, "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"
"OK, OK," replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin and whispers in the collector's ear.....
"I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"
Fixed