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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Cleanest Natural on August 25, 2010, 02:27:33 AM
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Throughout the years here have been many. Let's make a thread of legendary piss your pants laughing quotes
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this one cracked me up
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christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we go
Epic (from left to right):
1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard
2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread
3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside
4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife
5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer
6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot
7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes
Cool empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond
9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it"
was it scarletknightnj91 ?
I also used to laugh in tears at some of kiwiol's "assesements"
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my own ;D
" " sit down for a clear moment ..and think :
what intelligent, hot, independent, successfull woman ... would want to have as a boyfriend, a roided, angry, misogynistic, drug addicted swedish midget with arthritic knees and a fetish for Brock Lesnar and Zach Khan ?
honest to God question
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"I cannot wait to get home to my Swede ( from my high paying job )
he probably smoked a bong ... watched liveleak and Brock Lesnar videos and posted 5 hours on getbig .. he must be horny as hell by now .. Gosh I am wet just thinking about it!
I love my little swede ... I'm so fucking lucky ... all my girlfriends envy me for hitting the jackinaboxpot "
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Haha oh brother, I bet "mass04" Roll Eyes is the kind of "guy" who starts his new job at the local fire station on his birthday and when he walks in to find a dozen or so musclebears clad in firemen uniform standing around a cake with a candle on it which they ask him to blow, replies, "Oh goodness me, which one of you burly studs calls himself 'The candle'? And when do I get to slide down a pole or two?" in a lisp that makes Liberace sound like Megatron.
kiwi
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Does anyone have Kurt Angle's Arm training secrets ;D
The funniest thing is when he spreads out those arms and screams before taking on someone like Mark Henry. Reminds me of the time I saw a little kid run into a brickwall
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Throughout the years here have been many. Let's make a thread of legendary piss your pants laughing quotes
A lot of great meltdowns over the years: Billy Guns, DA, Scott Markey etc.
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Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 10, 2007, 01:31:38 PM
I love to fuck really skinny bitches.... It makes me think im fucking a pre-teen girl.
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The man, the legend :'(
hahahhaa, something tells me that "moosejay" is the type of guy who soaps up his thumb in the shower and sticks it up his butt and then tells himself, "i'm not gay i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really clean". ;D
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The man, the legend :'(
:D
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this one cracked me up
" (http://www.bbszene.de/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=38598&d=1151666302)
christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we go
Epic (from left to right):
1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard
2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread
3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside
4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife
5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer
6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot
7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes
Cool empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond
9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it"
was it scarletknightnj91 ?
I also used to laugh in tears at some of kiwiol's "assesements"
Holy shit that was funny!! Who wrote that?
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I forgot who it was but some dude had a bunch of posts revealing Pumpster and said he was trying to send him a microphone. Then a pic showed up with Pumpster laying with a cat on a bed. Pretty damn funny. ;D
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Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 10, 2007, 01:31:38 PM
I love to fuck really skinny bitches.... It makes me think im fucking a pre-teen girl.
Hahahahahah, remember the pics of him in the little girls room? ;D
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The man, the legend :'(
holy shit thats funny :D
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I forgot who it was but some dude had a bunch of posts revealing Pumpster and said he was trying to send him a microphone. Then a pic showed up with Pumpster laying with a cat on a bed. Pretty damn funny. ;D
That was class, it ruined Pumpster, nobody could believe any guy could be that creepy
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my own ;D
" " sit down for a clear moment ..and think :
what intelligent, hot, independent, successfull woman ... would want to have as a boyfriend, a roided, angry, misogynistic, drug addicted swedish midget with arthritic knees and a fetish for Brock Lesnar and Zach Khan ?
honest to God question
"I cannot wait to get home to my Swede ( from my high paying job )
he probably smoked a bong ... watched liveleak and Brock Lesnar videos and posted 5 hours on getbig .. he must be horny as hell by now .. Gosh I am wet just thinking about it!
I love my little swede ... I'm so fucking lucky ... all my girlfriends envy me for hitting the jackinaboxpot "
Wtf? I thought you were serious? ???
;D ;D
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Wtf? I thought you were serious? ???
;D ;D
;D
I'm glad u have a sense of humor swede
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Classic getbig hall of fame zingers right there!
To think some say there is nothing much usefull posted on get big....geesh
this one cracked me up
" (http://www.bbszene.de/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=38598&d=1151666302)
christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we go
Epic (from left to right):
1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard
2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread
3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside
4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife
5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer
6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot
7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes
Cool empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond
9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it"
was it scarletknightnj91 ?
I also used to laugh in tears at some of kiwiol's "assesements"
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Classic getbig hall of fame zingers right there!
To think some say there is nothing much usefull posted on get big....geesh
Funny considiring how many times you have said that on MD...
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Funny considiring how many times you have said that on MD...
owned
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Funny considiring how many times you have said that on MD...
Once again, the Swede on his game here at get big.
I am left in awe and with no comeback. I am defeated , sir!
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;D Basile driving a white van, Goodrum trying to stop him.
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;D Basile driving a white van, Goodrum trying to stop him.
Goodrum looks like he would make a good Spider Man, if the movie ever turns into an OFF Broadway play....way off
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;D Basile driving a white van, Goodrum trying to stop him.
Goodrum does shoot a lot of sticky stuff at "men" like Vissy, but I doubt that makes him Spiderman.
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Thanks for the props, Sev. I'm but one of the many here who are funny, yourself included.
Good to see people still recognising Sarcasm's work ;D
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Good to see people still recognising Sarcasm's work ;D
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are you suggesting that "billyguns" is the type of little queer who goes to San Francisco to start a "career" in the gay porn "buisiness" and once he's established himself as the premier bottom bitch in the industry he sends for his parents to come for a visit and when they get there and they notice how thin he is he says "well i'm always hungry" and they say say "we send you all kinds of food what are you talking about?" and he says, "i'm not talking about hunger for food, i'm talking about hunger for the cock", Panda?
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Goodrum does shoot a lot of sticky stuff at "men" like Vissy, but I doubt that makes him Spiderman.
Hahahahah!!!!! ;D
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There was some dude in a pic in this month's MD fag mag (yeah, that's why I read it)-- he was standing on the far right. It was a pic in Layne Nortons all fag natural column, like I said "standing on the far right" -- (that's why i was reading that too...NOT)-- anyway, It was a black dude with humungous fuking quads. The topic is Natural bodybuilding, but the competitors werent Natties. Anyone know who TF I'm talking about? I found this vid while I was looking for the guy with the insane quads. Maybe I can scan the pic when I get home (o)