Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Cleanest Natural on August 25, 2010, 02:27:33 AM

Title: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 25, 2010, 02:27:33 AM


Throughout the years here have been many. Let's make a thread of legendary piss your pants laughing quotes

Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 25, 2010, 02:33:33 AM
this one cracked me up

" (http://www.bbszene.de/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=38598&d=1151666302)
christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we go

Epic (from left to right):

1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard
2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread
3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside
4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife
5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer
6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot
7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes
Cool empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond
9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it"


was it scarletknightnj91 ?



I also used to laugh in tears at some of kiwiol's  "assesements"
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 25, 2010, 02:36:58 AM
my own  ;D


" " sit down for a clear moment ..and think :


what intelligent, hot, independent, successfull woman ... would want to have as a boyfriend, a roided, angry, misogynistic, drug addicted swedish midget with arthritic knees and a fetish for Brock Lesnar and Zach Khan  ?

honest to God question



(http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/22721-45.jpg)

"I cannot wait to get home to my Swede ( from my high paying job )

 he probably smoked a bong ... watched liveleak and Brock Lesnar videos and posted 5 hours on getbig .. he must be horny as hell by now .. Gosh I am wet just thinking about it!

 I love my little swede ... I'm so fucking lucky ... all my girlfriends envy me for hitting the jackinaboxpot "

(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2273/swedeff.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 25, 2010, 06:48:59 AM
Haha oh brother, I bet "mass04" Roll Eyes  is the kind of "guy" who starts his new job at the local fire station on his birthday and when he walks in to find a dozen or so musclebears clad in firemen uniform standing around a cake with a candle on it which they ask him to blow, replies, "Oh goodness me, which one of you burly studs calls himself 'The candle'? And when do I get to slide down a pole or two?" in a lisp that makes Liberace sound like Megatron.

kiwi
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 25, 2010, 07:03:39 AM
Does anyone have Kurt Angle's Arm training secrets   ;D


The funniest thing is when he spreads out those arms and screams before taking on someone like Mark Henry. Reminds me of the time I saw a little kid run into a brickwall
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Master Blaster on August 25, 2010, 07:07:44 AM

Throughout the years here have been many. Let's make a thread of legendary piss your pants laughing quotes



A lot of great meltdowns over the years: Billy Guns, DA, Scott Markey etc.
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 25, 2010, 07:12:20 AM

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 10, 2007, 01:31:38 PM
I love to fuck really skinny bitches.... It makes me think im fucking a pre-teen girl.
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: affeman on August 25, 2010, 07:19:26 AM
The man, the legend :'(

hahahhaa, something tells me that "moosejay" is the type of guy who soaps up his thumb in the shower and sticks it up his butt and then tells himself, "i'm not gay i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really clean". ;D
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 25, 2010, 07:21:14 AM
The man, the legend :'(

:D
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: XFACTOR on August 25, 2010, 07:22:10 AM
this one cracked me up

" (http://www.bbszene.de/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=38598&d=1151666302)
christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we go

Epic (from left to right):

1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard
2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread
3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside
4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife
5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer
6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot
7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes
Cool empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond
9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it"


was it scarletknightnj91 ?



I also used to laugh in tears at some of kiwiol's  "assesements"

Holy shit  that was funny!!  Who wrote that?
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 25, 2010, 07:44:50 AM
I forgot who it was but some dude had a bunch of posts revealing Pumpster and said he was trying to send him a microphone. Then a pic showed up with Pumpster laying with a cat on a bed. Pretty damn funny. ;D
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Master Blaster on August 25, 2010, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 10, 2007, 01:31:38 PM
I love to fuck really skinny bitches.... It makes me think im fucking a pre-teen girl.

Hahahahahah, remember the pics of him in the little girls room?   ;D




 :-\
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Stark on August 25, 2010, 09:24:48 AM
The man, the legend :'(


holy shit thats funny :D
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on August 26, 2010, 02:27:36 AM
I forgot who it was but some dude had a bunch of posts revealing Pumpster and said he was trying to send him a microphone. Then a pic showed up with Pumpster laying with a cat on a bed. Pretty damn funny. ;D
That was class, it ruined Pumpster, nobody could believe any guy could be that creepy
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: spinnis on August 26, 2010, 02:28:55 AM
my own  ;D


" " sit down for a clear moment ..and think :


what intelligent, hot, independent, successfull woman ... would want to have as a boyfriend, a roided, angry, misogynistic, drug addicted swedish midget with arthritic knees and a fetish for Brock Lesnar and Zach Khan  ?

honest to God question





"I cannot wait to get home to my Swede ( from my high paying job )

 he probably smoked a bong ... watched liveleak and Brock Lesnar videos and posted 5 hours on getbig .. he must be horny as hell by now .. Gosh I am wet just thinking about it!

 I love my little swede ... I'm so fucking lucky ... all my girlfriends envy me for hitting the jackinaboxpot "



Wtf? I thought you were serious?  ???






 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 26, 2010, 02:30:56 AM
Wtf? I thought you were serious?  ???






 ;D ;D
;D

I'm glad u have a sense of humor swede
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Howard on August 26, 2010, 09:31:20 AM
Classic getbig hall of fame zingers right there!
To think some say there is nothing much usefull posted on get big....geesh

this one cracked me up

" (http://www.bbszene.de/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=38598&d=1151666302)
christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we go

Epic (from left to right):

1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard
2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread
3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside
4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife
5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer
6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot
7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes
Cool empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond
9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it"


was it scarletknightnj91 ?



I also used to laugh in tears at some of kiwiol's  "assesements"
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: spinnis on August 26, 2010, 09:42:22 AM
Classic getbig hall of fame zingers right there!
To think some say there is nothing much usefull posted on get big....geesh


Funny considiring how many times you have said that on MD...
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Tito24 on August 26, 2010, 09:44:22 AM
(http://i31.tinypic.com/2v2v7l3.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: disturbia on August 26, 2010, 09:49:44 AM
Funny considiring how many times you have said that on MD...

owned
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Howard on August 26, 2010, 09:59:29 AM
Funny considiring how many times you have said that on MD...
Once again, the Swede on his game here at get big.
I am left in awe and with no comeback. I am defeated , sir!
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 26, 2010, 10:58:33 AM
 ;D Basile driving a white van, Goodrum trying to stop him.
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Howard on August 26, 2010, 11:07:22 AM
;D Basile driving a white van, Goodrum trying to stop him.
Goodrum looks like he would make a good Spider Man, if the movie ever turns into an OFF Broadway play....way off
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: kiwiol on August 26, 2010, 11:17:45 AM
;D Basile driving a white van, Goodrum trying to stop him.

Goodrum does shoot a lot of sticky stuff at "men" like Vissy, but I doubt that makes him Spiderman.
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: kiwiol on August 26, 2010, 11:23:26 AM
Thanks for the props, Sev. I'm but one of the many here who are funny, yourself included.

Good to see people still recognising Sarcasm's work ;D
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: affeman on August 26, 2010, 02:02:42 PM
Good to see people still recognising Sarcasm's work ;D

 :o

are you suggesting that "billyguns" is the type of little queer who goes to San Francisco to start a "career" in the gay porn "buisiness" and once he's established himself as the premier bottom bitch in the industry he sends for his parents to come for a visit and when they get there and they notice how thin he is he says "well i'm always hungry" and they say say "we send you all kinds of food what are you talking about?" and he says, "i'm not talking about hunger for food, i'm talking about hunger for the cock", Panda?
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Tapeworm on August 26, 2010, 02:15:33 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sZ0_qnDDsFI/RnA0h1c0jyI/AAAAAAAAAeU/La4HjBPPMY0/s400/Alyson+Hannigan+in+American+pie.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny getbiggers and their masterpieces
Post by: Master Blaster on August 26, 2010, 04:22:59 PM
Goodrum does shoot a lot of sticky stuff at "men" like Vissy, but I doubt that makes him Spiderman.

Hahahahah!!!!!  ;D
Title: I like this class ass... wait, I mean the 202 0 202...
Post by: dyslexic on August 26, 2010, 04:49:25 PM
There was some dude in a pic in this month's MD fag mag (yeah, that's why I read it)-- he was standing on the far right. It was a pic in Layne Nortons all fag natural column, like I said "standing on the far right" -- (that's why i was reading that too...NOT)-- anyway, It was a black dude with humungous fuking quads. The topic is Natural bodybuilding, but the competitors werent Natties. Anyone know who TF I'm talking about? I found this vid while I was looking for the guy with the insane quads. Maybe I can scan the pic when I get home (o)